Everr
Lukash Almeida (otherwise known as "Everr") is an Texan-Gondalian Politician who is one out of the two owners of the Holy Gondal Empire and was a former Vice President for Hans during Gondal: From The Ashes. He is known for his incorporation of anti-semitic, racist, and homophobic rants in his messages on Gondal. He is also the founder of the Kevinia, a server that mostly contains members of the "Hans GC". His transvestite style has garnered significant Gondal controversy and has been heavily linked with the Gondalian alt-right party, Gondalian Nationalist Party.
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| User info | |
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| Discord tag | texiansupersoldier |
| Discord ID | 1024440808214118491 |
| Servers | Gondal: From The Ashes |
| Also known as | morag, moragthedestroyer, lukashalmeida, takethisdickandtakeitgoodbrandon, takethisdickandtakeitgoodpatryk, |
| IRL info | |
| Name | Blake Willem |
| Age | 38 |
| Gender | Female (FtM) |
General History
Little is known about Everr before his rise to Discord stardom. Everr has always been particularly hesitant to speak on his personal life. However, he has been stated as saying that, ever since a child, he had been "destined for moderation greatness".
Everr began his Discord adventure with his first server, Obama's Playhouse, created on January 23rd, 2019. Here he met many of his first Discord friends, including Peely. This server was largely unimportant with the exception of one major event. Around February 2020, Doctor Theno joined the server and a partnership between Obama's Playhouse and the Theno Empire was formed. This greatly increased the membership and activity in both servers and eventually led to the creation of Everr and Mamba's new server, the Federal Troll Agency (or the FTA for short). There Everr met Bangshakalaka who introduced him to the existence of irony servers and more specifically, the third OKBR server.
Over the next 13 months, the FTA grew to over 6,000 members. However, after a falling out with Theno and his community, a rivalry was sparked between the FTA and the "Gondals" (the name given to followers of Theno and members of The Gondal Empire and subsequent Gondal servers). This led to many raids, nukes, and the eventual decimation of the FTA by hand of the Gondals on June 11th, 2021. Shortly before the fall of the FTA, Everr created Kek Zone with the help of Moe Lester. This server quickly grew to over 1000 members but was eventually abandoned after being mass reported by FTA sympathizers. After the fall of Kek Zone, Everr reached out to WigWav and Theno, who's respective servers, China and Gondal, were facing increasing levels of inactivity. Everr discussed the idea of forming a joint server and abandoning their old ones to form one massive server. Theno rejected the idea but WigWav was eventually persuaded. Together Everr and WigWav built the "Greatest Server Ever Made". Everr eventually betrayed WigWav and deemed himself the only owner of GSEM. The server remained quite active for the remainder of 2021 but slowly became inactive during 2022. GSEM was finally destroyed by Everr himself on April 30th, 2022.
Everr experienced his first failure in owning a server with the creation of FTA Records. The server saw nearly no activity and was abandoned on June 28th, 2022. Everr would then abstain from creating any servers until the creation of the FTA's official sequal on November 11th, 2022. During his hiatus, Everr was co-owner in Zokluke's successful "The Poop Galaxy" server. Once Everr deemed it was time to bless Discord with one of his servers again, he created a second FTA and left no stone unturned to ensure its success. The server was ruthlessly advertised in Awesome Planet and other related communities. The server lasted nearly a year before being deleted on October 24th, 2023. Thus making it Everr's second longest lasting server, only under the original FTA.
Presence in the Community
Road to Discord Infamy
The irony community's initial introduction to Everr was seeing him as owner and later co-owner of the Federal Troll Agency. Bangshakalaka invited many of his friends from OKBR3 to the server and they all saw him as a young, ambitious Discord entrepreneur. Everr made sure to make a good first impression with the irony community by showing off his collection of jokes and by joining multiple voice chats with them. However, his pre-pubescent voice matched with his little knowledge of the ways of irony made for a terrible first impression. The OKBR3 members, many of which already being college-going taxpayers, saw him as just another corny kid unfit for the perils of moderating. Some were sympathetic, but still shared the same general views. Pikeman claimed, "The poor bastard'l [Everr] never make it... this cold world is gonna chew him up and spit him right out".
After this initial failure with setting up connections with the irony community, Everr backed down. He transferred ownership of the FTA to Mamba on June 28th, 2020 and only lurked in the background as a watchful eye over what was formerly his server. However, his efforts weren't entirely in vain. During his short time as owner of the FTA, Everr became quite good friends with Bangshakalaka and the two remained as such over the course of the entirety of the the FTA's life. Bang managed to lift Everr out of this depressive moderating slump and convinced him to join the newly established Irony Hub. Many Irony Hub members ended up joining the FTA. Weezor and Moe Lester in particular took a liking to Everr, who by know had had sufficient time to learn about the culture and humor of irony. This was partly in thanks to how Everr would unmute, uncontain, unban, or otherwise rid Irony Hub admins of their punishments in the FTA after their continual raids against the server. For context, Bangshakalaka had always been disliked in the irony community and, with Bang being the only person known to Irony Hub at the time, they viewed it as his server.
With new ties with the administation team in Irony Hub, Everr felt as if he was finally gaining some recognition. Everr was even rewarded Edgelord in Irony Hub, despite having only around 100 messages at the time. The FTA continued to gain members from Irony Hub and other irony servers and was starting to be seen as an irony server itself. Eventually, during some point in early 2021, Diogo decided it was only right to invite the FTA into the League of Moderation, the officially recognized coalition of irony Discord servers. At the time, the League consisted of Irony Hub, OkBuddyRetard 4, Whenthe, Dogelore, and a few others. With the FTA now part of the league, it was hard for anyone to deny the server's place as a major Discord metropolis. However, it was still apparent that the FTA differed from the other servers in the league quite drastically since admins of the FTA seemed not to care if order was maintained in their server. This was in stark contrast to the other major irony servers as they all did all it took to keep peace within their realms. This is perhaps best illustrated by the FTA administation team's heavy belief in the philosophy of quantity over quality. Everr and Bangshakalaka in particular seemed to purposefully encourage chaos in the server. All of this would eventually lead to the FTA's removal from the League of Moderation. Everr continued to increase in popularity and recieved a massive moment of spotlight during the fall of the FTA on June 11th, 2021, which he was in part responsible for.
During mid 2021, Everr would reach his peak of Discord fame. With the creation of his new server, Kek Zone,
ASMR Scandal
Although Everr was known to be quite a quirky person, he had a very unusual hobby—being obsessed with different types of ASMR videos. His friends would sometimes laugh about it, teasing him gently, but Everr didn’t mind. It helped him relax after long days days of hard work on the cord. One evening, Everr was in his room alone with his headphones on, deeply engrossed in his latest discovery: "Mommy ASMR." It was a peculiar genre, where the ASMR artist whispered soothing phases in Everr's ear such as, "You're doing great sweetie." and "Mommy's here to help." To Everr, it was the ultimate relaxation to him and didn't think much of it.
Disaster would then strike as Everr's Roommate, Hans, was throwing a small get-together at their apartment. Everr had forgotten all about it and settled into his ASMR session, completely lost in the comforting whispers. As luck would have it, Hans needed to grab something from Everr's room. Without knocking, Hans decided to burst in followed by two of their mutual friends, Greasebeast and Keempa.
Little did hans know - Everr was in a auto-erotic asphyxiation session. as he hung from the ceiling, jacking off with his headphones on his ears, he was so close to climax. hans opened the door to everr jacking off, and everr came all over hans, keempa and greasebeast's face. his acidic semen burned their faces off and they screamed as everr choked from the belt he was using to hang himself. the acidic semen kept pouring out of everr's cock and, eventually, it burned all of his friend's bodies alive. as he lowered himself from the belt, he found all his friends, with no skin to their body, laying on the floor dead.