Gondal: From The Ashes
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| Server info | |
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| Status | Active |
| Invite link | https://discord.gg/XekWZ6npQf |
| ID | 1228058259869405205 |
| Users | 140+ |
| Owner | ara |
| History | |
| Founded | April 11, 2024 |
| Founder | Heckknok and ara |
After Gondal was nuked on September 6th, 2021, Gondalia was never heard from and/or seen ever again... that is until 3 years later, when two great buddies, Heckknok and ara (Wry's biggest fan), decided it would be a good idea, to revive Gondalia... once more... by simply, making a new server for the Gondalians and newbies alike, ladies and gentlemen, I present to you... Gondal: From The Ashes!
This server saw the return of many old veterans of the FTA and the original Gondal era, legends such as kebab, Tyrone, Zeta, etc.
while some new "characters" joined in... such Knemodight (Pokerman), fuckface sherman (Pvt Sherman), Vergil, chris (Onattien), Patryk [:)], and a few others but we don't give a shit about them, anyways... BRACE YOURSEVES!
Election Process[edit | edit source]
Presidential elections are ran for by creating a political party, complete with plans for the server, a party flag/banner, and a name. To be accepted into the votes, you must announce your party within the #Political-parties channel. The First round of voting commences with all Parties in the polls, but once that finishes, the last 2 parties with the least amount of votes lose and can no longer be the president. In the second round of voting, the Remaining parties are placed in the main section of the poll to be voted for and the 2 losers of the first round are placed in the "vice president" vote box, along with a third option, being to elect the 2nd place user of the main poll. Votes are Tallied, and the president and vice president are elected.
Council elections are ran for by applying for Council, either by yourself or as a connected group. There is only 1 round of council voting, and the 3 choices with the most votes get promoted to council.
Presidential terms are 2 weeks long, and council terms are 1 week, meaning the president will see 2 sets of council in their runtime. You can always re-run.
The Beginnings (April 11th - 12th, 2024)[edit | edit source]
When this server got on its feet, It was pretty much field day with the random people being invited, litearlly the day was a REAL field day, like people from ALL OVER THE PLACE STARTED COMING IN!
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Um, Houston...
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...we may have a problem!
Yeah, people came in... people came out... like seriously, some people joined, some people left, It was like a double edge sword, but luckily the amount of people joining the server thankfully slowed down, it was just litearlly crazy
Patryk's Presidency: The Autism Party (April 13th - 27th, 2024)[edit | edit source]
The first election has come!!! And the people have made their parties, all with different ideals. The members running for this election were:
- Patryk of The Autism Party
- SaladTaco of The Peoples Party
- Tyrone of EO3V
- Trollmaster of Blox Lives Matter
The voting poll went out and members voted like good little sheep. Everything was going fine until SaladTaco started getting members outside of the server to vote in the elections. This was BANMED and not allowed so ara counted up the amount of members outside and deducted them from his points and he DIED soon after. 2 parties got REMOVED from the elections for a lack of votes, and those were EO3V and TPP.
After this, there was a 2nd vote to choose between BLM and TAP. Thurthur down on the poll was also options to choose the vice president, the choices being tyrone, saladtaco, or the person who got second place.
The results for which were a LANDSLIDE with PATRYK GETTING 27 VOTES, AND BLM GETTING 6. Which Trollmaster did NOT take lightly. The user voted in to become vice was SaladTaco, which wasnt really a surprise to anyone i think considering no one really knows who tyrone is....
After this, the first council elections began. Ara and Heckknok didnt have a system for council yet, nor enough time to get them all elected the same day as president, so they just hired the first couple people that applied for council. These were Nephosylis, Z3ta, kebab, astolfo, and doodoo.
The Yandere Astolfo
it was this day (April 13th 2024) the astolfo incident happened and shit started to hit the fan... Astolfo said to Patryk that she was going to kill herself and eventually... shared an image of a gun to him via DMs, This pretty much alarmed Patryk, he asked if The gun was geniune or not, and sure enough, she replied that yes, It is a real gun she posted and then she said she's going to kill herself with it, meaning that yes, she's going to do a Ronnie McNutt on herself (hell, the VC was active at the time this happened, mind you), meaning that she was going to end it all live... LIVE... FUCKING LIVE ON VC...
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This is a old screenshot, btw. (TAKEN ON PATRYK'S IPHONE)
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The gun she sent.
Patryk then told the entire Gondal to report Astolfo to her local authortities, because what she posted was completely fucked, like really fucked, then stndpzng told Patryk to report her himself, but the only problem was... that Patryk lives in the UK, while Astolfo in the US, making that yeah, 911 isn't a number available in the UK, 999 is the UK emergency number, but Patryk didn't think that calling 999 over a American woman was a good idea, so he told people in the server like if he was... stoned out of his mind or something, idk, so read this chat as you will, unless you had a drink!
...and the argument goes on and on and on and on... until Patryk gets suggested in the VC that he should write a poem for her (hey, Doki Doki Literature Club anyone?), but... instead of writing an ORIGINAL poem, he decided to do the complete opposite...
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Ain't that text familiar...
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wait what?...
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oh...
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SHIT!...
...Yes, It was revealed by mog... that the poem Patryk posted... was copy and pasted... it was a poem made by Robert Burns called "A Red, Red Rose", originally published in 1794, people AMBASSED to Patryk for plagerizing and copying and pasting the poem, which added MORE fuel to Astolfo, by once again... begging to kill herself, and so, Patryk decided to write a ORIGINAL poem, or so... the people of Gondalia thought...
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huh, let's see how that turns out...
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oh lol...
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time to go back, to the old drawing board!
...that's right, Patryk had plagerized again, but this time, he copy and pasted the Theodore Roethke poem, "I Knew a Woman", originally published in... y'know what, The EXACT publishing date of the poem cannot be found on the internet for some reason, so I think you have to use your own imagination, but yes, as revealed by Heckknok and SaladTaco, he had yet. plagerized once again. so Patryk freaked the fuck out. and then he tried to calm Astolfo down from killing herself in the VC meditating her... how you may ask?... well, by making her take a deep breath... UP... AND DOWN... UP... AND DOWN... U- yeah you get the point, eventually, his luck had finally ran out... and the, he FINALLY wrote a original poem to her, and it's uh...
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...the original poem/image itself!
...yeah, it's uh, pretty decent, now... despite being reposted by Alex and SaladTaco, Astolfo... LOVED IT! Yes, Patryk kinda saved the day... but it was SaladTaco that did the work. lol. but it's OBVISOUSLY not made by SaladTaco, the poem was ACTUALLY by Patryk, so that makes him... A PLAGERIST!
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as pointed out by Blump
so that concludes... The Yandere Astolfo!, A incident that freaked Patryk the fuck out... but it is not the ONLY time Patryk freaked out so hard, It actually goes deeper beyond that... be very afraid, my fellow readers... be very afraid!
Yes, Later on, standpissing did something that would change patryks life forever...
Stndpzng: The 8chan Hacker
That's right, stndpzng LITERALLY said that he was coming to Patryk's house in Nottingham (where he is currently living), to rape his family and HIMSELF... Patryk, was once again, pretty freaked out by this, he said that a unnamed troll from 8chan (8kun) was going to show up at his house to brutally attack his family, at the time, Patryk was living with his uncle because his dad was out somewhere and his mom was at work, he... literally freaked the fuck out...
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the "hacker" 's face
...he freaked out SO BAD that he left the server for a bit, but stndpzng told him
and it was also said that Glizzydemon was also coming to rape his mom and dad
Patryk then responded with the following voice message...
...Yes, It was apprently clear to everyone, that Patryk is incredibly autistic, that voice message showed on how mentally unstable Patryk is, and then... surely enough... the "hacker" himself... joined the server...
...yes, He. joined the server...
...hours have now passed, and then, stndpzng told Patryk...
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Censored for privacy reasons.
...that yes, the "hacker" was about 41 minutes away from Patryk's house, he started to freak out more...
...then the hacker joined The Autism Party server and the Red Cup Conspiracy server, Patryk banned the "hacker" out of The Autism Party server right away, but...
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again, censored!
...the "hacker" was about 10 minutes from Patryk's home, but suddenly, Patryk phoned his mom to come back home immediantly for her to protect him from the "hacker", and then... he. fucking. HAD IT!!!, he started to slowly breakdown and cry while recording another voice message... (DISCLAIMER: This is kinda hard to listen to, unless if you are comfortable of actual autistic people crying)
...eventually, kebab managed to ban the "hacker"
...but this was only a short term victory, as just a few seconds later, KEBAB WAS HACKED!!!
and what gets worse, is that he hacked Dingus
...but eventually, eventually, EVENTUALLY... Heckknok found out who the "hacker" was... It was none other than Stndpzng himself!!! Yes, the pissing buffoon himself, he decided to scare Patryk, just to boost his trolling game... Heckknok told Patryk in DMs...
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Connor is Heckknok's real name, just so you know.
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...Heckknok banned stndpzng from G:FTA, and that concludes Stndpzng: The 8chan Hacker, let this be a importent message to you boys and girls out there... is NEVER share your home address on the internet, because God knows what would happen to you next. It's just not worth it.
Overall, patryk didnt do too much for the good of the server. According to him, he simply liked being top of the server list
The Trollmaster Plot / The Puddle People Incident (April 27th - 28th, 2024)[edit | edit source]
Trollmaster lost the election to Patryk, which made him go absolutely out of his mind...
...then he decided to ask Patryk for an infinate invite link to G:FTA, and also decided to invite him to a group chat called "project backup", which was dedicated to making a "3dmm movie about gondalian history", he and lukashalmeida asked him to do lines for the "project", they wanted the lines to sounds like stndpzng, and sure enough, Patryk recorded the lines...
...Trollmaster then kicked Patryk out of the group chat, but however, the "project" was more than a anything but, and shortly there after... all hell broke loose...
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Oh... my... god!
Yes, The Puddle People came into the G:FTA and started breaking havoc all around
hell, even the puddle people sent some DMs to some people in the G:FTA, take a look
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wait... that voice sounds familar!
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like If I heard him somehwere before
...this. didn't sit well with the people in the server, and they started to accuse Patryk being the one running the accounts
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oh... oh god... He's going on the edge, folks!
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Aw shit, they all done it now!!!
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look I would pretty much love to show you more of the chat, but at the same time I (the writer of this section) don't want to abuse the gallery TOO MUCH with images and voice messages... yeah I know I'm breaking the forth wall here but shut up, anyways, this casued Patryk to leave the server for the night (yeah, It was midnight in the UK for him afterall)
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Yes, I can show you this one.
The Next Morning (April 28th), ara asks Patryk to join a Discord call to reveal if he had been the one to have made the Puddle accounts (sadly not recorded), and it was revealed he had not, Patryk was wrongly accused of being the one making these Puddle accounts, It was then revealed... it was none other the sneaky bitch himself... Trollmaster!
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You bitch...
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that's why you don't have any friends, you bastard!
Kids, do not troll people, it is bad!!! REALLY bad.
...that's all I got. NEXT!