This server launched on January 23, 2021, on Java Version 1.16.4. It was active for about three months before news of a potential reset due to 1.17 managed to convince its remaining players to stop joining. Thus, the server's existence faded to nothing, and was soon replaced by [[WOID]]. Much of the server's history has been documented thanks to [[Sudrex]], and can be seen in its main article.
The rules of the server were as follows, per [[GrantVsZombies]]' [https://www.reddit.com/r/okbuddycraft/comments/l36v21/buddycraft_rules_read_before_playing/ Reddit post]:<blockquote>
The rules of the server were as follows, per [[GrantVsZombies]]' [https://www.reddit.com/r/okbuddycraft/comments/l36v21/buddycraft_rules_read_before_playing/ Reddit post]:[[File:BuddyCraft trailer.mp4|thumb|An official trailer for the server, made by [[Bushia|Deadbushia]] and [[Pureokra1]].]]<blockquote>
# '''Don't be a dick.''' Yes, it goes without saying, but it must be said regardless. Don't be an ass to people around you. Don't earnestly insult people in chat, don't start off-topic arguments, don't excessively annoy people if they ask you to stop. I think you can probably fill in most of the blanks here. Just be nice and be a good sport about everything. It is Minecraft.
# '''Don't be a dick.''' Yes, it goes without saying, but it must be said regardless. Don't be an ass to people around you. Don't earnestly insult people in chat, don't start off-topic arguments, don't excessively annoy people if they ask you to stop. I think you can probably fill in most of the blanks here. Just be nice and be a good sport about everything. It is Minecraft.
# '''Don't grief people's stuff.''' Another staple rule. Don't mine, blow up, burn or otherwise dismantle or alter someone's property in any major way without their permission. We have anti-griefing plugins which allow us to both see who griefed what and roll the damage back, so you may as well not even bother. Note that griefing is a separate action from destroying enemy property during wartime, but that should be made obvious by plugins.
# '''Don't grief people's stuff.''' Another staple rule. Don't mine, blow up, burn or otherwise dismantle or alter someone's property in any major way without their permission. We have anti-griefing plugins which allow us to both see who griefed what and roll the damage back, so you may as well not even bother. Note that griefing is a separate action from destroying enemy property during wartime, but that should be made obvious by plugins.
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# '''No lag machines or any other devices/methods to harm the server.''' Yes, I know you might find it funny to do stuff like this, but it's a huge pain in the ass for us. We have plugins that allow us to instantly find this stuff if you do it. Don't bother. We will blow it up and you will be banned.
# '''No lag machines or any other devices/methods to harm the server.''' Yes, I know you might find it funny to do stuff like this, but it's a huge pain in the ass for us. We have plugins that allow us to instantly find this stuff if you do it. Don't bother. We will blow it up and you will be banned.
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===== Server Pre-History =====
Due to significant mental retardation of all present, the server launch was marked by numerous spam posts begging for the server's IP address.<ref>https://old.reddit.com/r/okbuddycraft/comments/l2m3a2/where_are_you_guys_posting_the_ip_again/</ref><ref>https://old.reddit.com/r/okbuddycraft/comments/l2tij9/official_pinned_post_for_srever_ip_here_give_me/</ref><ref>https://old.reddit.com/r/okbuddycraft/comments/l2wbg8/give_ip_now/</ref><ref>https://old.reddit.com/r/okbuddycraft/comments/l2yr4a/whens_the_server_coming_out/</ref><ref>https://old.reddit.com/r/okbuddycraft/comments/l30qp6/the_server_is_not_real/</ref> <ref>https://old.reddit.com/r/okbuddycraft/comments/l33y4f/im_am_ready_buddy/</ref><ref>https://old.reddit.com/r/okbuddycraft/comments/l35ulg/mme_refreshing_reddin_new_posts_for_the_1000th/</ref>However, moderation did come and confirm the server was running into some issues, but was launching.<ref>https://old.reddit.com/r/okbuddycraft/comments/l3179l/server_is_coming_shortly_bear_with_us/</ref> The server's launch post was made on Jan 23, 2021 by GrantVsZombies.<ref>https://old.reddit.com/r/okbuddycraft/comments/l370pr/buddycraft_is_live_we_are_playing_on_1164_and_we/</ref>
Of what information can be confirmed, we know Shittown did in fact launch on Day 1. <ref>https://old.reddit.com/r/okbuddycraft/comments/l3h3tj/glory_to_shit_town/</ref>We know there were numerous errors and bugs in server code, frequently disconnecting players for no reason. <ref>https://old.reddit.com/r/okbuddycraft/comments/l3k4d0/fix_this_broken_ass_game/</ref><ref>https://old.reddit.com/r/okbuddycraft/comments/l3k4ku/servers_down/</ref> <ref>https://old.reddit.com/r/okbuddycraft/comments/l3rvrg/is_the_server_really_laggy_and_fucked_for_u_guys/</ref>Some records indicate Shittown was already beginning trade deals at this time. <ref>https://old.reddit.com/r/okbuddycraft/comments/l3n6yu/this_server_is_ran_by_and_on_monkeys/</ref> Likely in a rivalry with Shaprio Town, which was also confirmed to be active and trading livestock. <ref>https://old.reddit.com/r/okbuddycraft/comments/l3np4x/shapiro_town_selling_livestock_for_the_entire/</ref>
We also can confirm that Cumland came into existence on either Day 1 or 2, and Nihlwi began his PR campaign. <ref>https://old.reddit.com/r/okbuddycraft/comments/l3prpa/cumland_is_the_best/</ref> We can also confirm the existence of the town dreamsmp. <ref>https://old.reddit.com/r/okbuddycraft/comments/l43snm/big_chungus_and_among_us_at_dreamsmp/</ref>There was also a brief issue of server permissions not crossing dimensions, leading to trolling by killing players in the End and Nether. <ref>https://old.reddit.com/r/okbuddycraft/comments/l3wpje/i_fucking_dare_you/</ref> It was at this time that evidence leaked of the mods destroying the Ender Dragon Egg, after defeating the dragon on the first day. <ref>https://old.reddit.com/r/okbuddycraft/comments/l42fgq/poopboob_egg/</ref>
===== <b>The Forging of the Floppa Weapons</b> =====
At an unknown time in server pre-history, moderator minerftxplorer05 created the Floppa Weapons. These powerhouse weapons included: <blockquote>
;The Right Ear of Floppa
: Iron Sword
: Fire Aspect 100
: Looting 100
: Sharpness 255
: Unbreaking 255
: ''The Distinctive tuft ear of the funny internat caracal''
;The Left Ear of Floppa
: Bow
: Flame
: Infinity
: Power 255
: Punch 255
: Unbreaking 255
: ''The Distinctive tuft ear of the funny internet caracal''
;The Righteous Hand of Sogga
: Trident
: Impaling 255
: Loyalty 255
: Unbreaking 255
: ''the hand of funny zloinkus''
;Tanzania technology nail gun
: Crossbow
: Piercing 255
: Quick Charge V
: Unbreaking 255
: ''super fast shoot urdu bengali funtime weapon''</blockquote>
These weapons would be used up to the First Trollage, where they were lost to history. At an unknown time, minerftxplorer05 entrusted these weapons to Sudrex for display at the museum, and to be used in its defense should the need arise. It is unknown what players were obliterated by the might of Floppa.
===== <b>The First Trollage</b> =====
[[File:2023-07-11 20.27.59.png|thumb|Two maparts of screenshots of Shittown dated to the First Trollage.]]
The First Trollage occurred on Jan 24, 2021. It began with the war between CumZone and Shittown, the hometown of xBushia, a server moderator. There was some build up due to fighting over the legendary Pissblock, including posting pre-war propoganda.<ref>https://old.reddit.com/r/okbuddycraft/comments/l43bnz/cum_zoneia/</ref><ref>https://old.reddit.com/r/okbuddycraft/comments/l455qw/dicktator_lmao/</ref> The war began with the publishing of a book titled; ''The Crimes of Bushia'': <blockquote>
Documentation of xBushia's many crimes.
We, the citizens of the glorious Cumzone, hereby accuse shittown's mayor xBushia of heavily abusing his god-given powers of the gamemode.
He repeatedly gave lavish amounts of netherite and other valuables to the shittowners. He's also building a temple right now, using creative. A testament to his hybris!
But even worse than this self-indulgence in illegitimate wealth are his unfair methods of fighting: There's a small dispute going on between shittown and the Cumzone over a stolen block. And being the miscreant he is, Bushia just flew into the Cumbase and stole it back; the defenders having literally no chance to fight back!
So we are addressing everyone willing to listen: Even if you are a citizen of shittown and are gaining from his immoral behavior, or if you are a citizen from another nation, seemingly unconcerned with this, please, all of you - no, all of us - must take a stand against this abuse of power!
So, my brother's, raise your sword and raise your voice! Fight with us for a brughter future! And most importantly: piss, shit and cum
signed
~the leading authorities of the Cumzone
</blockquote>
Noticeable are several grammatical errors, as well as references to xBushia as male, not female. The block in question was not anything less than the Pissblock itself, an artifact being hotly disputed, whatever ''The Crimes'' may claim, in a repeated game of theft and retaliation. The end result was a chaotic day of mod abuse and player warfare, culminating in the sack of Shittown and the recovery, and eventually loss, of the Pissblock, and the creation of the nation FCS.<ref>https://old.reddit.com/r/okbuddycraft/comments/l48unz/we_did_it_bois_shittown_is_no_more/</ref><ref>https://old.reddit.com/r/okbuddycraft/comments/l49a3g/the_end_of_an_era_fuck_you_shittown/</ref> However, after several weeks of ruin, Shittown would rise again as the Shittown Labs.
Several artifacts were recovered from the warfare, including xBushia's armour (the Popbob set), the original Shittown beacon, two blocks of cheated-in bedrock named ''fred'' and ''haed'', a trade deal signed by Floppa-Herzigovina and Shittown, and several of xBushia's ''YOU HAVE 30 SECONDS'' wither roses.
===== <b>Post-Trollage and the Bosnia-Pakistan War</b> =====
The server pioneered on. In this era, dating to Jan 25-31, 2021, we can confirm the creation of the Chungus City Church at corrdinates 69, 69, 420, as well as the birth of the Cult of Chungus <ref>https://old.reddit.com/r/okbuddycraft/comments/l4hneh/chungus_city_church/</ref><ref>https://old.reddit.com/r/okbuddycraft/comments/l4rr47/totally_unbiased_religion_poll/</ref>We can also confirm the town biknee botem was already in existence. <ref>https://old.reddit.com/r/okbuddycraft/comments/l4ihkn/hows_biknee_botem/</ref> FCS continued to establish embassies around the major towns of the server, and ''broke in'' several of their parliament buildings. <ref>https://old.reddit.com/r/okbuddycraft/comments/l52e68/crazy_embarrassin_among_us_drip_moment_epic_sanss/</ref><ref>https://old.reddit.com/r/okbuddycraft/comments/l5avs8/secks_in_the_parliament/</ref> We know the towns of Islamabad and Neko-Ville also came into existence sometime in this era. <ref>https://old.reddit.com/r/okbuddycraft/comments/l6bg0h/night_time_in_islamabad/</ref><ref>https://old.reddit.com/r/okbuddycraft/comments/l6zguf/nekoville_strong/</ref>
For some reason, a moderator decided to kill all the bats, though through user retardation, used the command /kill @e, resulting in the widespread massacre of all entities in loaded chunks.<ref>https://old.reddit.com/r/okbuddycraft/comments/l4t6r7/when_mods_kill_bat/</ref> We also know the server's Femboy Hooters location was already made, and threatened with vandalism.<ref>https://old.reddit.com/r/okbuddycraft/comments/l5u8bj/a_warning/</ref>
We also know at this time the town of Bosnia began a sharp rise in prominence, and would eventually be one of the largest towns on the server. <ref>https://old.reddit.com/r/okbuddycraft/comments/l552n4/bosnia_needs_more_resources_so_we_thought_of/</ref> This was met with propoganda retaliation by Nihlwi and Cumland. <ref>https://old.reddit.com/r/okbuddycraft/comments/l57i2g/bosnia_stfu/</ref> However, the war would break out with the town of Pakistan, though that did not stop Bosnia from going on a mass propoganda campaign against the entire server. <ref>https://old.reddit.com/r/okbuddycraft/comments/l5retj/mess_with_pakistan_and_this_is_what_you_get/</ref><ref>https://old.reddit.com/r/okbuddycraft/comments/l5u70p/this_is_what_bosnia_gets_glory_to_pakistan/</ref><ref>https://old.reddit.com/r/okbuddycraft/comments/l60mwn/soon_we_are_coming_death_to_fucking_bosnia_glory/</ref><ref>https://old.reddit.com/r/okbuddycraft/comments/l69al8/take_that_bikinini_bottem/</ref><ref>https://old.reddit.com/r/okbuddycraft/comments/l6tayu/pakistanian_occupation_of_bosnia_ca_2021/</ref><ref>https://old.reddit.com/r/okbuddycraft/comments/l82d6e/be_scared_bosnia_we_will_come_for_you/</ref><ref>https://old.reddit.com/r/okbuddycraft/comments/l8erki/fuck_bosnia/</ref>
It was on Jan 28, 2021 that Sudrex found the End portal the moderators had used on the first day, and went through the End portal. This location would eventually become [[The OKBC4 Server Museum]].<ref>https://www.reddit.com/gallery/l6n2sw</ref>
Of note is that players had begun exploring the Shittown ruins, though few noticed the early stages of the Shittown labs.<ref>https://old.reddit.com/r/okbuddycraft/comments/l8h6g5/who_the_fuck_destroyed_the_roof_of_this_building/</ref><ref>https://old.reddit.com/r/okbuddycraft/comments/l80540/sunrise_at_shittown/</ref>
Players from this time will remember the significance of this event. Todd, a member of Cumland, was entrusted by Nihlwi to construct the Cumland wall. Todd did such a horrendous job, truly marvelously horrible, that Nihlwi threatened to kick him. <ref>https://old.reddit.com/r/okbuddycraft/comments/l8qpl7/a_serious_issue/</ref> Visiting players concurred what Todd had done was an offense to the eyes, and was never meant to occur in 3-dimensional space-time. Todd would however make up this error by creating plans of the Cumland-Femboy-Hooters Cum-Sewer System. <ref>https://old.reddit.com/r/okbuddycraft/comments/l9p33v/little_idea_i_had/</ref>
On Feb 1, 2021, Sudrex launched the public End portal teleport, allowing players to Towny teleport or travel to its coordinates. <ref>https://old.reddit.com/r/okbuddycraft/comments/l9uaho/public_end_portal_with_tp_now_live/</ref>
An important archival post was made as well at this time. An OKBC4 town tier list, confirming the existence of Biknee Botem, Bosnia, Brazil, The Chungus Ethnostate, the Church of Chungus, Cumland, Cumzone, DreamSMP, Floppa-Herzigovina, Islamabad, Noccia, and Sillytopia. <ref>https://www.tierlists.com/create/okbuddycraft-towny-tierlist</ref> Nihlwi would take this opportunity to immediately begin posting propaganda, as well as trying to leech off the fame of Cumzone for eradicating Shittown. <ref>https://old.reddit.com/r/okbuddycraft/comments/laejas/balls_hurt/</ref><ref>https://old.reddit.com/r/okbuddycraft/comments/lk7jmh/cumland/</ref> He would also continue his targeted harassment of ToddDaOne.<ref>https://old.reddit.com/r/okbuddycraft/comments/lk9s3c/todddaone_says_that_he_would_let_a_girl_peg_him/</ref>
===== Switching Server Hosts =====
On Jan 31, 2021, GrantVsZombies began the process of switching to a new server host, due to consistent issues with the present provider. <ref>https://old.reddit.com/r/okbuddycraft/comments/l9nrkr/im_switching_server_hosters_hold_tight/</ref> It is unknown what exact dates the server went offline for, though Feb 2-18, 2021 can be confirmed as an offline date. <ref>https://old.reddit.com/r/okbuddycraft/comments/laz8wk/turn_the_server_on/</ref><ref>https://old.reddit.com/r/okbuddycraft/comments/lbl44r/could_we_get_some_way_to_know_whats_going_on_with/</ref><ref>https://old.reddit.com/r/okbuddycraft/comments/lc45xi/bruh_penis/</ref><ref>https://old.reddit.com/r/okbuddycraft/comments/le4l2r/how_many_of_you_would_still_play_on_the_sever_if/</ref><ref>https://old.reddit.com/r/okbuddycraft/comments/lenxaq/ok_wtf_is_going_on_i_wanna_play/</ref><ref>https://old.reddit.com/r/okbuddycraft/comments/ljdda1/whens_the_server_going_back_up/</ref><ref>https://old.reddit.com/r/okbuddycraft/comments/lkvmlk/how_many_days_will_it_take_no_rush/</ref><ref>https://old.reddit.com/r/okbuddycraft/comments/llkahd/day_15_without_server/</ref><ref>https://old.reddit.com/r/okbuddycraft/comments/lmlrth/where_is_server_bootycraft_mods/</ref> Players began getting extremely frustrated. <ref>https://old.reddit.com/r/okbuddycraft/comments/lm3qh3/fs_grant/</ref><ref>https://old.reddit.com/r/okbuddycraft/comments/lltqbb/just_fucking_find_a_good_host_right_now/</ref>
Grant would provide a proper update on Feb 10, 2021, regarding the state of the server host transfer. <ref>https://old.reddit.com/r/okbuddycraft/comments/lgod7o/update_on_the_server/</ref> He would also provide a re-launch update on Feb 20th, detailing his retarded struggles with the retard server controls.<ref>https://old.reddit.com/r/okbuddycraft/comments/lo3ai0/server_is_up_but_read_post/</ref>
===== <b>The Nihlwi Saga</b> =====
[[File:2023-07-11 20.15.30.png|thumb|Nihlwi's Exhibit in the server museum. His skull and sword were donated anonymously, and the cobble was donated by RocksXIII, recovered from the original lavacast Nihlwi made at Cumland.]]
As told through the record book at the server museum: <blockquote>
Nihlwi was the first major griefer of the server. We had discovered numerous smaller griefs done against Cumland, Bosnia, World Spawn, and many others. We had banned all of them and assumed the matter complete. It was not so. Further analysis showed inconsistencies in Nihlwi's testimony both in the server chat function and in the various subreddit posts he had made. We overlooked these as odd behaviors, but then he was discovered to have griefed Bosnia. Nihlwi immediately began to downplay his crimes. He claimed the griefs were trivial, though an identical grief down to his town sparked a fierce emotional response as the King of Cumland.
This did not sit right with some players, and further analysis showed that he had lied on numerous occasions. Sudrex made a post on the subreddit about his actions, and numerous players came forward to admit further crimes of Nihlwi. Nihlwi had been responsible for nearly all the griefs done on the server. He would ask another player to help him grief the town, then take screenshots of their actions. He used these as leverage against them in order to bend them to his will.
When all of this came to light, Nihwli was banned. But he did not limit his actions to the server anymore. He took to the subreddit and posted pictures of ToddDaOne's actual face he had found on social media. This doxxing earned him a final ban from the subreddit, and since this last blow, he has only come onto the discord to harass players once, and was promptly banned.
ToddDaOne was crowned CumKing, and Nihlwi's home was destroyed. Cumland has recovered, and become one of the most influential towns in server history.
</blockquote>
Of note are the fact that exact crimes were not recorded in the museum, nor was any mention made of Todd's coronation ceremony involving the testimony of Joe69, or the celebratory orgy held afterward. However, Sudrex's post has been found still uploaded to the community subreddit.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/okbuddycraft/comments/ls6ql3/why_nihlwi_should_be_permabanned/</ref>
===== <b>The Server Museum</b> =====
[[The OKBC4 Server Museum]] was created and managed by Sudrex. It accepted donations from players including player heads gotten through Slimefun's ''Sword of Beheading'', notable artifacts, weapons, books, and structures. A full list of the museum's contents can be found on its own page, though much of it is not directly translatable to a server timeline.
== WOID ==
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== References ==
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r/okbuddyretard and its Discord servers have had several Minecraft servers over the years.
Its current iteration, run by Seiya and Saucy, was launched on May 13, 2023 for OkBR 5, while also being the official server of Whenthe and r/okbuddychicanery. The IP is mc.irony.wiki and is currently on Java version 1.20.1.
On December 31, 2018, tacotoaster posted a message to the announcements channel of OkBR2 asking users if they would be interested in a Minecraft server for the Discord. The proposal reached over 200 updoges, and the server was launched on January 2, 2019 under the IP okbr.serverminer.com. The only rule was that griefing would be an instant ban.
On January 3, 2019, a land claim plugin was added and the server was upgraded to have 30 player slots. A Patreon page for the server was created on January 6.
On February 5, 2019, the server was moved to a new host, and upgraded to have 60 player slots and 4GB of ram. However, this change also led to the map being entirely reset. The new IP was 69.175.38.133:25589.
The server was shut down sometime later that year. Tacotoaster created a Dropbox of the world file on December 21, 2019, but the link has since expired.
This server launched on January 23, 2021, on Java Version 1.16.4. It was active for about three months before news of a potential reset due to 1.17 managed to convince its remaining players to stop joining. Thus, the server's existence faded to nothing, and was soon replaced by WOID. Much of the server's history has been documented thanks to Sudrex, and can be seen in its main article.
Don't be a dick. Yes, it goes without saying, but it must be said regardless. Don't be an ass to people around you. Don't earnestly insult people in chat, don't start off-topic arguments, don't excessively annoy people if they ask you to stop. I think you can probably fill in most of the blanks here. Just be nice and be a good sport about everything. It is Minecraft.
Don't grief people's stuff. Another staple rule. Don't mine, blow up, burn or otherwise dismantle or alter someone's property in any major way without their permission. We have anti-griefing plugins which allow us to both see who griefed what and roll the damage back, so you may as well not even bother. Note that griefing is a separate action from destroying enemy property during wartime, but that should be made obvious by plugins.
No hacking. Seriously. X-rays, flying, invincibility, whatever. None of them are allowed in any form. Hacking disrupts the natural flow of the game and makes it less fun for everyone. Regardless of what hack it is, don't use it.
Keep a good sense of humor. Remember, this is just a game, and it's only a server for OKBuddyRetard, of all places. Don't be a humorless bastard. Feel free to get invested, but remember you should be able to laugh off anything bad that happens to you in game. Have a good time.
No lag machines or any other devices/methods to harm the server. Yes, I know you might find it funny to do stuff like this, but it's a huge pain in the ass for us. We have plugins that allow us to instantly find this stuff if you do it. Don't bother. We will blow it up and you will be banned.
In July 2021, Whenthe, Irony Hub, Dogelore, and OkBuddyRetard created a collaborative Minecraft server called WhentheOkBuddyIronyDogeCraft, more commonly referred to as WOID. During its prime activity times it had reached well over 30 players online.
Due to the server only being advertised on Discord it quickly died down after about half a month. It is remembered as one of the biggest Minecraft servers related to irony servers.
The spawn area of OkBR5's BuddyCraft on May 16, 2023, with the server's custom Sun in the background.
This server launched on May 13, 2023, under the IP mc.irony.wiki. The server was first launched on Java version 1.19.4, running on Paper. It's run by Seiya and Saucy, with Sotarnicus and Eyvuh joining the mod team the following month.
The rules of the server are as follows:
No hacking or cheating.
No griefing. In other words, do not steal, destroy, or vandalize other people's stuff without their consent.
No PvP without the consent of person you're fighting.
Generally, just don't make the server an unpleasant place to be.
The rules are almost identical to Niggafart.com, Irony Hub's de facto official server, which was also run by Saucy.
The server was quite inactive during it’s first month, only peaking at around 5 players online when it was first opened. It later partnered with Whenthe and OkBuddyChicanery in June 2023, giving the server a stable single-digit player count to this day.
