Federal Troll Agency

Federal Troll Agency

Server info
Status	Archived
ID	712113608661663745
Users	5,000+
Owner	Bangshakalaka
History
Founded	May 18th, 2020
Defunct	June 11th, 2021
Founder	Wry

The Federal Troll Agency was a server made by Wry on May 18th, 2020, it was largely known to be somewhat removed from the main irony server sphere. FTA is more closely linked to another Discord history known as Theno Lore The server lasted until June 11th, 2021, after being nuked for a final time by a rival server known as Gondal with the help of various FTA mods such as Zokluke and Wigwav. The history of FTA has been divided into seasons by the admins.

Season 1: Early FTA (May 18th, 2020 - June 28th, 2020)

The early members of the FTA mainly came from Wry's old server known as Obama's Playhouse. Some members from the Theno Empire also join. The most important thing to happen during this era was Bangshakalaka joining. Bang originally came from OKBR3 but somehow joined FTA mysteriously. With him he brought new humor never before seen by Wry and the rest of the FTA. Wry and Bang would immediately become friends and would continue to be for the years to come. Wry gives him admin the day he joins. Bang uses his connections in OKBR3 to advertise the server and the FTA becomes known as somewhat of an irony server. FTA would take inspiration from OKBR a lot in its early days. They took some of their concepts such as role hierarchies, vanity roles, as well stealing some of their channel names such as Disastrous Comedy which would become a mainstay across all FTA servers to come.

On June 26th, 2020, Wry would pass owner over to Mamba for unknown reasons and just two days later, the server would take a far less laid-back approach on edginess which made a lot of the members who joined from OKBR very angry. However, this would not make the server boring and soulless like many other so called meme servers. This new change forced the community to come up with new and creative ways to be funny which led to a new type of humor never before seen by the eyes of man and often shunned by those who don't understand it.

Season 2: Reformation and the First Gondals (June 28th, 2020 - October 12th, 2020)

Even though the server was supposed to be stricter on rules and promoting good behavior, the rest of the server's history would never be as peaceful as it was during Season 1. Nukes and dramas would run rampant throughout the rest of the year or so that the server would live. The first of many nukes would happen when the server received a warning from Discord which led to the admins deleting every channel to destroy all the evidence. During Season 1, a member named Bean joined and later became admin. He was fairly liked by almost everyone. Sadly, one day he made possibly the unfunniest thing in all of FTA history. His "Bean's Reddit Club" sent waves of disappointment through the server. It was deleted by Siper and Bean ended up crying. Since then, rare sightings of Bean have been recorded and he has become somewhat of a legend between the most OG of members.

One of Unspiteful's friends mocking the tragedy that just recently took place. He was banned shortly after sending this message.

Unspiteful is the most crucial member to join from this era. He was very charismatic and became widely regarded as one of the greatest members of the time. He ended up boosting the server around 16 times which amounts to over $55. He gains the trust of basically everyone by this point and becomes admin. However, him and Bangshakalaka would start a beef that would never end. Unspiteful claimed that Bang was unfunny, annoying, and power hungry. They would tolerate each other for now but the beef would only continue to grow.

The first truly successful FTA event takes place during this season. A Minecraft server is opened for a day. Here another very important character named Vixtoriuh is introduced. She joins the VC where the event is taking place. She was around 18 at the time and ends up falling in love with Unspiteful.

Unspiteful's beef with Bangshakalaka would eventually hit a climax on October 12th, 2020, when Unspiteful gathered a group of his friends, including mod at the time and future important character, Heckknok, which all came together to nuke the server. The first part of their plan was getting Heckknok to kick all of the boosters with the limited permissions he had as mod. While the admins of the server worried about inviting the boosters back, Unspiteful's friend crafted their very own nuke bot. With this newfound technology they managed to ban quite a few members and delete all the channels in a very short window of time. Unspiteful had the highest role possible so no one other than Mamba could stop him. This greatly enraged people like Bangshakalaka who started questioning Mamba's ability to run the server. When Mamba got online, he was devastated, and they were all quickly banned. This cemented their spot as the very first FTA antagonists. They would join The Gondal Empire just a few days later expecting it to be another server full of FTA members but would be surprised to find out that they were praised for their actions against the FTA. All of Unspiteful's friend group, especially Heckknok, would continue terrorizing the FTA with the Gondals right by their side. In reality, it would turn out to be almost entirely Heckknok.

Season 3: The Eris Loris Situation (October 12th, 2020 - December 24th, 2020)

Bangshakalaka explaining what happened to members who joined through the transgenders vanity.

Shortly after the devastating nuke, the server is rebuilt and all returns to a state of normalcy. A major shift in the server's history would occur when an Among Us hacker named Eris Loris joined hundreds of thousands of games and spammed the link to a server called "Trans Furry Family Hangout" (discord.gg/transgenders). It is unknown whether or not the server had anything to do with the hacking or was just a server Eris wanted to send harassment to. Keep in mind that this is during Among Us' absolute peak meaning up to a hundred thousand Among Us players joining the server in a very rapid succession. The server was deleted about an hour after the hack occurred.

Lul had the idea to take the vanity so FTA could gain a lot of members really quickly which is exactly what happened. The hack was already long over by the time Lul had this idea but a few thousand members still joined. Only a few hundred of them stayed, however.

The server slowly started dying so Wry, Bang, Dawn, and Almawt had the idea to fake a nuke (a new practice that would be reused many times to come) and blame it on Bjchoyce for apparently zero reason. The nuke did bring some activity to the server for a little bit but people eventually found out it was fake so the server died down again. There were attempts to create replacement servers such as Siper's "LOL ZONE", which Moe_ was very invested in, Wry and Bangshakalaka's "The Official Server", and its short-lived sequel "THE EA". However, none of them worked out for very long.

Season 4: Lul's Reign (December 24th, 2020 - January 26th, 2021)

Olivierr shares how upset he is with how Lul is running the FTA.

The server is at its lowest point so Mamba decides he is going to give the server to someone else. On Christmas Eve, Wry nukes again to solidify the new era and ends up getting demoted for the first time in the server's history. The server is eager to see who will get owner next. Rumors start going around but eventually it is revealed that Lul would be the new owner of the FTA.

Lul is criticized by some members for not doing a lot to revive the server. Lul's biggest critic was Olivierr who was one of the new mods appointed by Lul. Olivierr claimed that Lul did nothing to revive the server and instead spent all his time in Irony Hub VC.

Lul would not listen to Olivierr's pleads for owner and would instead end up giving owner to Fishes who was a long time admin and very loyal to the FTA. Under Fishes' rule Wry was repromoted. Upon receiving admin again, Wry is immediately tricked by Gondals to give them mod which they would use to mini nuke. This is an early sign of Wry's unwarranted trust in the Gondals which would be manipulated to cause a lot of drama and eventually be the doom that would cause the end of the FTA.

Season 5: Bangshakalaka's Glory (January 26th, 2021 - March 1st, 2021)

The server seems to be on its last leg after a few months of inactivity. Fishes' rule brings very little new to the table and the server remains almost the exact same since Lul's catastrophic ownership. Luckily, it wouldn't last like this for very long. Fishes gets convinced by Bangshakalaka to let him back into the server after being exiled during Lul's ownership. Bang eventually convinces Fishes to give him fake owner so he could lead the server and form it into what he's always wanted it to look like. People were shocked that Fishes would give owner to Bang as Bang was perhaps one of the most hated members of the community. People like Mamba were especially disappointed in Fishes as he truly believed that Fishes would take them out of this dark period.

The prices for the packages available in the Minecraft Community Server.

In the first couple of days of Bang being "owner", Diogo gives Irony Hub's discord.gg/cum vanity to FTA. The vanity was well known to bring unfunny and annoying members which is why Irony Hub was willing to give it up to the FTA, which they saw as inferior. However, Bang's ideology has always been quantity over quality which made this trade perfect for both parties. Even though the vanity brought almost nothing but the most cringeworthy of members, some of the most cherished and memorable members of the community slipped through the cracks. These would come to be known as the "1/1000", an inside joke that Wry and Bangshakalaka made to let each other know that a truly special member has joined. Most of the time however, it was used ironically when a truly awful member would join. The vanity immediately revived the server and activity was no longer an issue that the FTA had to worry about.

On February 17th, the admins discover a server named "Minecraft Community Discord" which was a scam server where you were able to buy ads for up to $200. They were trading vanities with discord.gg/joebiden which FTA admins decided to steal right before the trade was put into effect. The cum vanity was safe with LTC in her server while this robbery was taking place. It turns out that the gg/joebiden server was actually full of professional hackers who were the same people who hacked Sern, the owner of the infamous Obama server which had up to 100k members at its peak. FTA gets a lot of praise from many professional Discord server owners such as Moosh, the former owner of discord.gg/troll, which sent FTA into the mainstream. The admin's relationship with Moosh would come to be of high importance in the near future.

An example of some of the backlash Bangshakalaka recieved upon becoming owner of the Federal Troll Agency.

Bangshakalaka is growing impatient as he waits for Fishes to transfer owner to him officially. On March 1st, Bang, Wry, and R.Thom get in voice chat and come up with a plan: Bang would demand Fishes give him owner and if he refuses, Wry and R.Thom would nuke the server until it is utterly unrecognizable. R.Thom decides to let Fishes know before the plan can be put into action. Wry and Bang are demoted and fury sparks throughout the members of FTA since they were the most popular admins. This event left Fishes with a lot of stress and decided that the FTA needed a new owner at that very moment. A multitude of groupchats are created in order to argue as to who should get owner. It was about to be R.Thom, which would have definitely changed the course of the server into something completely different than what it became. After a lot of pleading from multiple admins, especially Wry, Bangshakalaka would become the new owner of the Federal Troll Agency. An event is hosted to inaugurate Bangshakalaka into office which is hosted in front of up to a hundred people. There are a mix of joy and cries of horror in the voice channel as Bang was and still is a very controversial member. After a bit of stalling from Fishes, Bangshakalaka became the 5th and final owner of the original Federal Troll Agency. He demoted those he didn't like and promoted Wry to co-owner a few seconds after becoming owner.

Season 6: Bored and Mrpie (March 1st, 2021 - May 18th, 2021)

The server is the most active it's ever been thanks to Bangshakalaka. On March 15th, the server receives two more strikes from Discord so a new nuke must be conjured up. Coincidentally, this fell just two days before March 17th, which was a prophecy started in The Gondal Empire which stated that on March 17th, every Discord server even loosely involved with the main circle of servers (The Federal Troll Agency and Gondal) would be completely nuked. The admins decided to announce when the nuke was happening and make it a sort of event. Sadly, the infamous nuke bot, THE IRONY STOPS NOW, was malfunctioning which led him to come up with the idea to give every member the permissions to delete and create channels for a bit so they can nuke the server themselves. At this point, the server has about 3,000 members which meant when the permissions were given out, chaos ensued. Immediately, a lot more channels were created rather than deleted, a lot with very inappropriate names. The entire event is recorded and is available to a few to remember what the FTA looked during its peak. It is rumored that the footage will eventually become public. After a bit, the member's permissions are taken away and the server is closed for 6 days while repairs are made, and the server is reimagined to become better than it ever has before. People who paid to boost the server would have access to a secret channel where they could still talk while the server remained on lockdown.

Chessman was someone who has infiltrated almost every irony server with his army of what is believed to be at least a couple thousand alt accounts. After getting shut down in Irony Hub, Chessman would move onto the Federal Troll Agency. He would join and attempt to spam the invite to his server which was full of gore. Zokluke sees this as an opportunity to ban and properly log each and every one of Chessman's alt in order to go up the chain of command. Chessman would continue do this for a couple of days and is eventually revealed to be a very young boy.

A completely unknown user trying to sneak in a Bang Report reference in Awesome Planet general.

For a couple months, Gondal members Unspiteful, Heckknok, and Doctor Theno have had an alt account named "Bored" which they had used to befriend Bangshakalaka. On April 11th, 2021, Bang was drinking a few too many White Claws and began to act weird and sporadic in the server. He would post porn in general chat, something he was very against as it could get the server banned, and other generally odd, out of character behaviors. The Gondals would hear about this through the many spies they had planted in the server and decided it was time to use Bored to fully catfish Bang. They sexted him with help from Unspiteful and eventually get him to give the account admin in the FTA. The server is nuked harder than usual, and the Gondals celebrate after completely humiliating Bang. The very next day, the Bang Report releases which showed off the entire chatlog and gave a few words on the Gondal's thoughts on Bangshakalaka. It is eventually revealed during Bang's short return to Discord on August 29th, 2022, that he was being entirely ironic throughout the entire encounter, but it was far too late. The damage has been done and his reputation would suffer greatly for it, even in faraway lands such as Irony Hub and later Awesome Planet. Bang goes on break for about a week and gives owner to Wry and popular admin Goth gf to tend to the server while he's away. Goth gf gives admin to Trollmaster, an infamous Gondal, for a few seconds as a joke. Despite this, Trollmaster managed to add a nuke bot to the server. The nuke bot belonged to his fellow Gondal, Loric and was called Loric Tron. The bot remained in the server going unnoticed for 2 days. Eventually, Trollmaster lets Loric know that the bot is in the server and Loric activates it leading to another FTA nuke. Wry gets demoted for a little bit and Goth gf gets banned for a day.

A member in distress at the FTA's loss of the cum vanity.

Bangshakalaka and Peternity, a popular meme youtuber, have been discussing a vanity trade for a while. Peternity would get the cum vanity and FTA would get the cock vanity for a bit and each side would decide whether to keep it or give it back. On April 28th, 2021, MrPie, an old friend of Peternity's and failed meme youtuber, hears about this news and decides that he would steal the cum vanity for himself. He pretended to be a middleman between Peternity and FTA and contacted some of FTA's admins telling them it was time to switch the vanity. Most of the FTA admins were skeptical and none of them acted upon his requests, waiting for Bang's permission. This was until Jake101 believed Mrpie completely and gave him the vanity. MrPie took the vanity for himself and put it on his server "Dababy". FTA admins and users raid the server and start using the Carl-bot Method to spam some less than desirable things about MrPie. This would cause the server to lockdown and MrPie to break down in the announcements channel. He talked about how much he hated himself and ended up transferring owner to another person named DaOKI. Lul started a revolution in the server by getting a lot of the members to make fun of MrPie calling him things like "soy". This would bring a great amount of joy to the FTA staff. However, it would turn out that the entire breakdown was just one big act and that this was in fact not the first time MrPie had conned servers out of their vanities and been a general nuisance. The new owner turned the server into "Cum" and later "The Cum Palace". Peternity didn't do anything about the robbery, so FTA went to their friend Moosh for help. Moosh tried talking professionally to the new owner and his admins but it was to no avail. FTA admins convinced one of the mods in Cum named CIA to ban all the boosters and as many members as he could. He ended up banning around 1,000 members and was awarded mod in the FTA. FTA admins believed that, since all of Cum's boosters were gone, they would be able to regain their vanity in just 24 hours. This would end up not being the case and The Cum Palace has had the vanity since. The very next day, MrPie convinced CIA to become loyal to him once again and commands him to nuke the FTA. With the limited permissions he had, CIA was able to kick around 600 of the most active FTA members before being shut down. With the loss of their main member flow and this devastating nuke, it was clear that the downfall of the FTA was imminent.

Season 7: The Fall of the FTA (May 18th, 2021 - June 11th, 2021)

The one-year anniversary of the FTA is celebrated by Bang making a channel where users can talk about their favorite moments and where he would make a list of the most important members throughout the server's entire history and write a short message about them. At this point the server has around 4,000 members and is still pretty active despite the events discussed in Season 6. During the anniversary, Shady Bell of Old York returns to Discord for the first time in over 5 months. Her return brought shock over all of Discord as many believed her to be in jail. She was given owner by Bangshakalaka and was told to take care of the server while he's gone for a few hours. She would give admin to a lot of people and ping everyone over 100 times which most found very funny. She was demoted when Bang returned and went offline not too long after. She has been off Discord since.

Bangshakalaka finds some hackers and tells them that he would pay them if they got the vanity back from The Cum Palace. Bang gets R.Thom to gift them a Steam game that helped make Discord bots as payment. It turned out to be a scam and the hacker and his friend made fun of Bang. Bang gave R.Thom the owner role since he felt bad for wasting his money. Someone named Motion raids FTA with a legion of about a hundred bots which the admins found amusing. They told him to send more and pretty soon about a thousand arrived in the FTA. Bang didn't find it funny since botting could get a server banned so he banned Motion. Motion responded by sending around 10,000 bots to the FTA which the admins had to ban one by one. Alch banned almost all of them by himself. Motion would later go on to raid The Cum Palace as well as he thought it was a close affiliate of the FTA.

The final FTA nuke. Streamed live to Gondal by Zokluke.

FTA gets the poop vanity which is what they use to this day. The vanity is pretty good but nowhere near as good as cum. The vanity wouldn't last very long, however. The FTA loses level 3 boosts a few days after and Gondal takes the vanity before anyone else could. Gondal would get deleted not too long after this. Bang makes an attempt to revive the server by cutting down on edginess even harder which backfires completely making the server even more inactive. On June 8th, 2021, Wry makes a new server called Kek Zone without telling Bangshakalaka and gets many of the FTA members to move there.

For some time, Zokluke has had some bots in the server that he developed specifically for the FTA, such as Fembot, FTA's custom bot, and a vanity grabber that was supposed to take the cum vanity as soon as The Cum Palace lost it, which obviously never happened. On June 11th, 2021, Zokluke decides it's time for the server to end and uses the bots to nuke with the aid of some Gondals. They are shut down pretty quickly and at the time it seemed just like any other nuke. Later in the day WigWav nukes again and gives admin to a lot of Gondals and together they ban around 3,000 members, leaving a little more than 1,000 left. A lot of FTA admins and mods, including Wry, contribute to the nuke. When Bangshakalaka comes back, they are all banned. At the end of the nuke the only mods loyal to the FTA remaining are Goth gf, Kat, and R.Thom. During the nuke, the invite to Kek Zone and Gondal are spammed thousands of times making almost all the members migrate there. The end of the FTA would cause a split in the memberbase with three main servers carrying on the legacy of the FTA. These being Wry's Kek Zone, Theno's Gondal, and WigWav's China.

Post FTA

Kek Zone would last a total of 8 days and got 300 members and 60 boosts in that time. On June 16th, 2021, Wry's account is deleted which in turn got Kek Zone deleted too

Kek Zone 2 was made after and would last for exactly 100 days between June 16th 2021 - September 24th. During that time BIG ASS DOGE would be made which was a rap group comprised of Wry, Zokluke, Jake101, Joverica, Alch, and Kappy. They would drop there debut album "THE BIG ASS DOGE TAPES" on all streaming platforms on September 29th, 2021. Kek Zone 2 got marked as NSFW so Wry and Wigwav made a new server called The Greatest Server Ever Made.

GSEM lasted for 218 days between September 24th 2021 - April 30th 2022 and got around 2,000 members. It eventually became boring so Wry and Zokluke nuked it and made a new server called The Poop Galaxy.

TPG was made on June 28th 2022 and has almost 700 members as of now.

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