Wry Lore

Wry In the name of God, the Gracious, the Merciful.

1. Read: In the Name of your Lord who created.

2. Created man from a clot.

3. Read: And your Lord is the Most Generous.

4. He who taught by the pen.

5. Taught man what he never knew.

6. In fact, man oversteps all bounds.

7. When he considers himself exempt.

8. But to your Lord is the return.

9. Have you seen him who prevents?

10. A servant when he prays?

11. Do you think he is upon guidance?

12. Or advocates righteousness?

13. Do you see how he disbelieved and turned away?

14. Does he not know that God sees?

15. No. If he does not desist, We will drag him by the forelock.

16. A deceitful, sinful forelock.

17. Let him call on his gang.

18. We will call the Guards.

19. No, do not obey him; but kneel down, and come near.Lore encompasses the entire history of servers and events that took place as a result of Wry and Theno's existence. It is all very interesting and I suggest you read the entire thing.

Obama's Playhouse (January 23rd, 2019 - Today)

On January 23rd, 2019, Wry created his very first Discord sely active because of the Dank Memer bot. People spent an unreasonable amount of time grinding to be the best. One member in particular, Brawling_taco, became notorious for robbing people while everyones asleep and using the bot every hour of the day.

Some of the most prominent and active members of the server would join Wry’s attempt at a YouTuber group, The KappKast. The group had good chemistry, but the channel eventually became defunct in late 2020 with the last video being on Among Us.

The Theno Empire - Chapter 1 (June 21st, 2019 - May 18th, 2020)

On September 20th, 2018 Rise of Kingdoms released on the app store. Arealstali was an avid player and introduced her friend Theno to the game. In turn Theno would introduce his many friends to the game such as King Cokc and Labyrinth. They trolled on the game and had a lot of fun doing it. Theno isn't very active for now since he had school but made sure to get on the game every now and then since he did find it to be a lot of fun. Theno and his friends would hijack other people's clans in the game and ruin them. Theno continued to get more and more popular in the game which led to him becoming quite hated. However, although most players hated him, he did gain some followers who also had fun trolling other players.

They made many enemies such as Don Peppa and Orby who challenged Theno and his circle, but Theno ended up prevailing. They ruled over Rise of Kingdoms until someone named King Kinetics introduced Theno and his friends to the idea of trolling on Discord. Theno made his first server named "Thenopolis" which only lasted around 10 days. One of the most important members active during this time is Markarus. Markarus would be ridiculed for his absurd sense of humor by future members, and many would question whether or not he was a real person. The server was very active for about 4 of the 10 days it existed since Markarus attracted a lot of people to the server due to his very edgy personality.

The Theno Empire was officially created on June 21st, 2019. Theno gets the server partnered with a server called "bleed." where a lot of original members such as Coach g would join from. Some mentionable events take place such as a Russian cyber-attack where supposedly somewhere around 100 Russians joined and raided the server. SAN, a school friend of Theno, also joined around this time. He became very hated by prominent members such as King Cokc and Markarus. SAN got co-owner which caused a lot of backlash since many believed he abused his powers far too much. He would do some things that many found questionable and downright wrong such as doxing innocent people which led to him getting demoted. SAN wouldn't be very prominent around this time but would go on to become one of the most infamous and feared members in the later Gondal servers. Another prominent member that joined was M.Salman who was around 20 which led to him being bullied quite a bit.

Theno & Wry

A main way the Theno Empire grew was with the use of raids. They decided that it would be wiser for them to become allies instead. Together, the two servers would grow faster than ever before. Everything seems to be working out perfectly from Theno's point of view. Around this time the Theno Empire became a very well-organized server in terms of positions of power. There were proper elections held for who should be promoted or even demoted in some cases. This led to many debates going on in both staff channels and in public.

Many Obama's Playhouse members migrated to the Theno Empire. Xi was one of the migrants who managed to become an admin in the server. He took his position very seriously and even wrote a constitution for the server. The first ever race for vice dictator takes place and a very liked member named Johnny wins by a landslide. Xi also ran and upon losing, he nuked the server. The damage caused by his nuke was very minimal and was reverted quickly. An infamous court case was held for Xi but due to his unpopularity, he was never allowed in a position of power again. This court case was and still is one of the most active events in the entire history of everything relating to Theno or Wry. Here, Markarus gained one of his biggest haters in the form of Fold who stood his ground against Markarus quite well which is something not many could do. When the event was over an after party was hosted on a new server named BTS. The server only lasted for a day but was extremely active for the time it lasted. The VC hosted in BTS was especially crazy with pretty much all the most influential members of the time in there with multiple new members who added some spice to the VC. GOONSQUAD666 PUSSY GOONSQUAD666 PUSSY GOONSQUAD666 PUSSY GOONSQUAD666 PUSSY GOONSQUAD666 PUSSY GOONSQUAD666 PUSSY GOONSQUAD666 PUSSY GOONSQUAD666 PUSSY GOONSQUAD666 PUSSY GOONSQUAD666 PUSSY GOONSQUAD666 PUSSY GOONSQUAD666 PUSSY GOONSQUAD666 PUSSY Theno had an alt account named Doctor j that wouldn't be revealed to be an alt until The Gondal Empire. For about 8 months no one except for his real-life friends knew that they were the same person. Theno used this account to say things that would be out of character for him to say normally as well as just to simply mess with people. With this account he created a server called "Make Amurica Great Again" which would later be turned into Old York Sex City. In this server there were many dramas such as when a user named Mike Pence became owner for a little bit which started one of the biggest revolutions in documented history. This would happen again during the TOG Union.

When Theno and his crew entered Obama’s Playhouse, they were liked by almost no one except for Wry. Pickled in particular was very irritated with these new members which led to him making it his life goal to destroy the Theno Empire. He first gained Theno’s trust by nuking Obama’s Playhouse, his own home. When Pickled received admin in the Theno Empire he would nuke it far worse than Xi did. When Theno saw this, he ordered the people he controlled who had power in Obama’s Playhouse to ban everyone from the server. He also attacked Wry’s YouTube channel by mass disliking all his videos. Eventually each side would forgive each other, and all would return to normal. Obama’s Playhouse was rebuilt with the help of Gabecord. It was renamed to Obama’s Schoolhouse. Together, Wry and Gabecord reimagined the server and made it quite active before it was replaced by the Federal Troll Agency.

The Creation of The Federal Troll Agency

On May 18th, 2020, a user named Prekkis made a server of his own and invited members from the Theno Empire to it. The server only lasted for about a day but the impact it left behind would change the lives of thousands. Prekkis hosted an election to see who would be the first president of the server in which Wry and Mamba ran together. They ended up losing the election which led to them making a server of their own. They called it The Federal Troll Agency. In the following months, it grew to be comparable to the Theno Empire in member count which at the time was around 400 members.

The original idea of the FTA was to have it as a side server to Obama’s Schoolhouse. Wry and Pancakes, a user who had been around since the earliest days of Obama’s Schoolhouse, were going to transform Obama’s Schoolhouse into a very advertiser friendly community-based server and have FTA as a place where users from Obama’s Schoolhouse could go and enjoy very limited and non-enforced rules if they so pleased. This idea was very short lived as FTA overtook the server in popularity and activity in a week.

The FTA - Season 1 (May 18th, 2020 - June 28th, 2020)

The early members of the Federal Troll Agency mainly came from Obama's Schoolhouse. Some members from the Theno Empire also joined. The most important thing to happen during this era was Bangshakalaka joining. Bang originally came from OKBR3 but somehow joined FTA mysteriously. He was the original link that connected the Theno and Wry circle of servers with the OKBR circle of servers. With him he brought new humor never before seen by Wry and the rest of the FTA. Wry and Bang immediately became friends and would continue to be for the years to come. Wry gave him admin the day he joined.

Bang used his connections in OKBR3 to advertise the server and the FTA became known as somewhat of an Irony Server. FTA took a lot of inspiration from OKBR in its early days. They took some of their concepts such as role hierarchies, vanity roles, as well stealing some of their channel names such as Disastrous Comedy which would become a mainstay across all FTA servers to come. During this period the first FTA Minecraft Server would open which was quite successful for its time. It was hosted by Shorp on Aternos and retained a decent player base for the few weeks that it lasted.

On June 25th, 2020, the server was nuked due to receiving a warning from Discord and on the very next day, Wry gave ownership of the server to Mamba. The server would take a far less laid-back approach on edginess which made a lot of the members who joined from OKBR very angry. This new change forced the community to come up with new and creative ways to be funny which led to a new type of humor never before seen by the eyes of man and often shunned by those who don't understand it. Little did Wry and Mamba know, they created the first layer of the Layer System which would be discovered by Zokluke a whole 2 years later.

The Theno Empire - Chapter 2 (May 18th, 2020 - August 19th, 2020)

As the FTA grew more popular, so did the Theno Empire. The server managed to cultivate a unique community with a wide variety of characters. One of the most feared members of the time was Gordan Ramsay who took much inspiration from characters such as the Joker. He threatened to nuke both the FTA and the Theno Empire. The FTA took this threat quite seriously and even shut down and demoted all of its admins as a precautionary measure. Gordan also faked a Markarus account to harass users which was a very looked down upon practice. For context, Markarus had been gone for a long time by now, but his followers continued to be him to continue his ideology.

Another important member was MosinSniper who was and still is a gun and politics fanatic. He later became an active member of AliAlexRg's server which he would eventually leave. He is now not very active but still makes appearances now and then.

One of the biggest inside jokes to come out of this era was the "Theno Server VC Event". This was supposed to be a massive event where many people would come together to talk and play games. Many found the idea ridiculous and quite funny. Theno was bullied quite heavily for this idea, especially by people who already didn't like him.

New Owners

Although elections have been going on for quite some time now, never before had people been able to take Theno's place as owner of the server. Theno quit Discord and would only return when it was time for a new member to be elected as owner. The first owner elected was Mamba who was a pretty good owner but by the end of his run the server slowly started to become less and less active. The next owner was Johnny who was a fan favorite member who also turned out to be a pretty good owner. While Johnny was owner, Wry and Bangshakalaka would make their first ever video together in the form of interviewing random members of the server. The video was recorded on August 8th, 2020, and was uploaded to the KappKast YouTube channel two weeks later. The video was quite popular upon being released but is now unlisted.

The next and final owner of the Theno Empire was Doctor j, Theno's alt. Even though they were the same person and Theno was well liked for the most part, Doctor j was despised by almost everyone in the server. When he took the place of owner riots began to break out throughout the server. This led to Johnny enlisting the help of one of the first people experienced with automated nuking named Karineko. Together they nuked the server completely as well as making hundreds of nonsense channels and roles in mere seconds. The server managed to recover but it was obvious that it wouldn't last for much longer.

Old York Sex City

The End of The Theno Empire

Before being transformed into Old York, the server was originally named "Make Amurica Great Again'' and served as a side server to the greater Theno Empire. It was full of Doctor j's followers which were few and far between during his earliest times in the Theno Empire and especially during his reign as the server's owner. However, public perspective of Doctor j would change when he transformed MAGA into Old York Sex City during the downfall of the Theno Empire around August 2020. The server was an immediate success as many people were looking for a new server to leave the crumbling Theno Empire. For a time, the two servers coexisted with Old York being the more active of the two. This would be until the Theno Empire was nuked by Wry and Lul on August 19th, 2020. No one made any attempt to revive the Theno Empire, so everyone simply moved to Old York.

Old York Growth

A big factor of the server's growth was the number of females joining the server. It is unknown where many of them came from or why they decided to stay for so long. Nonetheless, the woman to man ratio in the server was the highest in any server to date. The most prominent member to join during this era was most definitely Jesus Christ (later known as Wyvern). Many other notable members joined such as Jethro who is now seen as one of the earliest examples of a layer 2 individual.

Not the most prominent but definitely the most interesting member to join throughout the server's history was Shady Bell. She was a 24-year-old Irish woman who frequently went on drunken rants in the server's chat. One of these rants would end in her sending nude photos to some of the servers' members, most of which being young boys. This would lead to a lot of drama throughout the server as many wanted her banned while many others wanted to keep her.

Eventually she did end up getting bullied out of the server which resulted in her making her own server called Old Jersey Sex City. Here she cultivated a small community with a few members from Old York but mainly with her friends. Wry and Almawt would join the server and come to find out some strange things. They joined a vc and were astonished at just how young the admins of the server sounded. Reports from Almawt himself claim that they sounded around 10 years old or potentially younger. The kids in the vc would later go on to claim that their moms know Shady Bell and sometimes they go to visit her.

At some point Shady Bell developed a crush on Wry which she expressed by giving him admin in the server. Wry uses this power to completely nuke the server with the help of Almawt. She would continue to have feelings for Wry which caused her to invite him to her new server which he would nuke as well. Since then, little has been heard from Shady Bell other than her brief appearance in the FTA.

Though not realized at the time, Wry definitely benefited the most during the server's history. In this server the first so-called "Wry Fans" would show themselves. These were people who found him funny and or cool, followed whatever he said, and generally praised him for simply existing. The most important of these was Jesus Christ who created the first ever Wry gifs which would become one of the main ways Wry got people to join the FTA. To this day Wry gets friend requests almost every day of people discovering these gifs and wanting to know who he is.

The End of Old York

Old York would remain extremely active for the month of August but would start a rapid decline during late September and would be nuked on October 17th, 2020. Owner was transferred to Lul who promised to remake the server into something greater. Sadly, these plans never came into fruition. The server is now nuked and called "EAT SPICY GOODNESS" with a new message every couple months. When Old York was nuked the members of the server moved to Doctor j's new server, The Gondal Mafia.

The FTA - Season 2 (June 28th, 2020 - October 12th, 2020)

Even though the server was supposed to be stricter on rules and further promote good behavior, the rest of the server's history would never be as peaceful as it was during Season 1. Nukes and dramas would run rampant throughout the rest of the year or so that the server would live. The first of many nukes would happen when the server received a warning from Discord which led to the admins deleting every channel to destroy all the evidence.

During Season 1, a member named Bean joined and later became admin. He was fairly liked by almost everyone. Sadly, one day he made possibly the unfunniest thing in all of FTA history. His "Bean's Reddit Club" sent waves of disappointment through the server. It was deleted by Siper and Bean ended up crying. Since then, rare sightings of Bean have been recorded and he has become somewhat of a legend between the most original of members.

Unspiteful is the most crucial member to join from this era. He was very charismatic and became widely regarded as one of the greatest members of the time. He ended up boosting the server around 16 times which amounts to over $55. He gains the trust of basically everyone by this point and becomes admin. However, he and Bangshakalaka would start a beef that would never end. Unspiteful claimed that Bang was unfunny, annoying, and power hungry. They would tolerate each other for now but their beef would only grow stronger.

The first truly successful FTA event takes place during this season. A Minecraft server (Separate from the FTA Minecraft Server) is open for a day. Here another very important character named Vixtoriuh is introduced. She joins the VC where the event is taking place. She was around 18 at the time and ended up falling in love with Unspiteful.

10/12/20

Unspiteful's beef with Bangshakalaka would eventually hit a climax on October 12th, 2020, when Unspiteful gathered a group of his friends, including mod at the time and future important character, Heckknok, which all came together to nuke the server. The first part of their plan was getting Heckknok to kick all of the boosters with the limited permissions he had as mod.

In the name of God, the Gracious, the Merciful.

1. Read: In the Name of your Lord who created.

2. Created man from a clot.

3. Read: And your Lord is the Most Generous.

4. He who taught by the pen.

5. Taught man what he never knew.

6. In fact, man oversteps all bounds.

7. When he considers himself exempt.

8. But to your Lord is the return.

9. Have you seen him who prevents?

10. A servant when he prays?

11. Do you think he is upon guidance?

12. Or advocates righteousness?

13. Do you see how he disbelieved and turned away?

14. Does he not know that God sees?

15. No. If he does not desist, We will drag him by the forelock.

16. A deceitful, sinful forelock.

17. Let him call on his gang.

18. We will call the Guards.

19. No, do not obey him; but kneel down, and come near.

The FTA - Season 3 (October 12th, 2020 - December 24th, 2020)

Eris Loris

Shortly after the devastating nuke caused by Unspiteful on October 12th, 2020, the server is rebuilt and all returns to a state of normalcy. A major shift in the server's history would occur on October 23rd when an Among Us hacker named Eris Loris joined hundreds of thousands of games and spammed the link to a server with the invite gg/transgenders. The server was called “Trans Furry Family Hangout” and it is all but confirmed that this was a troll server that Eris Loris had ties with. When someone DMed the owner of the server to ask about the Eris Loris situation, the owner responded with some of the foulest language ever seen. Keep in mind that all this is happening during Among Us' absolute peak, meaning up to a hundred thousand Among Us players joining the server in a very rapid succession. The server was deleted about an hour after the hack occurred.

Lul had the idea to take the vanity so FTA could gain a lot of members really quickly which is exactly what happened. The hack was already long over by the time Lul had this idea, but a few thousand members still joined. Only a few hundred of them stayed, however. In the second half of this video reporting what happened during the hack, you can see some people joining the FTA and a small look at what the server looked like during this point in time.

The Beginning of The Dark Ages

The server slowly started dying so Wry, Bang, Dawn, and Almawt had the idea to fake a nuke (a new practice that would be reused many times to come) and blame it on Bjchoyce for apparently zero reason. The nuke did bring some activity to the server for a little bit, but people eventually found out it was fake, so the server died down again. There were attempts to create replacement servers such as Siper's "LOL ZONE", which Moe was very invested in, Wry and Bangshakalaka's "The Official Server", and its short-lived sequel "THE EA". However, none of them worked out for very long.

The Gondal Empire (October 17th, 2020 - January 18th, 2020)

The Gondal Mafia

The Gondal Mafia was the replacement to Old York Sex City after it was nuked on October 17th, 2020. It was run by Doctor j, King Cokc, Jesus, and a user named Katt. Wry and Almawt found loopholes to ping everyone in the server and were banned for pretty much the entire time the server was named The Gondal Mafia.

The server is somewhat of a failure at this point as it isn't nearly as active as Old York or The Theno Empire. Many admins are demoted such as Jesus Christ, Katt, and Africa for abusing their permissions. It would appear that Jesus nuked and blamed it on Wry and Almawt. However, this entire thing would turn out to be orchestrated by Doctor j himself. This was the first part of his plan to create the greatest server he possibly could and destroy the FTA. The server is rebuilt and completely overhauled. Doctor j starts a poll on what to name the server with one of the options being The Gondal Empire. This one would end up winning and the Gondal Mafia would come to an end.

The Gondal Empire

The Gondal Empire officially opened on December 12th, 2020. An election system is implemented which greatly increases the amount of activity in the server. The most important person to join early on was Heckknok, one of the October 12th FTA nukers. He originally joined thinking that the server was full of allies to the FTA or at least people similar to them. He would be shocked to learn that most people there despised the FTA. He would feel at home and invite his friends that he nuked the FTA with such as Unspiteful and others closely affiliated with them.

The first major event was when King Cokc joined a bunch of big Romanian based servers and posted anti-Romanian propaganda leading to The Gondal Empire. This led to the biggest raid in Gondal history with up to a hundred Romanians joining to defend their country. The raid lasted for hours before slowly dying down. Some of the Romanians would end up staying and would even become part of the community.

Many other small events would take place such as the raiding and nuking of rival servers, especially of a user named Ducky. Her server would end up being nuked a multitude of times by The Gondal Empire. The first Gondal Empire nuke would be done by the server's own admins as a way to bring more excitement to the server. This action would receive some backlash as faking nukes was a practice overdone by the FTA.

The biggest and most shocking event during this time period was when Doctor j revealed to the public that he was Theno the entire time. Everyone was shocked and many believed he wasn't telling the truth. He would prove it by logging onto the Theno account. People were amazed that he was able to keep the act up for all these months.

New Friends

The most important boss was someone named Mr Yelsew. He was one of the most active members of the Friends server. When he saw that the Gondals were bullying innocent members of the server he decided to take action by joining a VC they were in and giving them a lecture as to how their trolling was immature and that they would soon grow out of it. Obviously, this completely backfired on Mr Yelsew as he would become the biggest victim to The Gondal Empire invasion of the Friends server.

The Friends server would be deleted due to the Gondal's continual attacks on the server's members. The server was replaced by a random French server that had far stricter moderation than the original Friends server.

A user named Azlili started messaging many high-ranking members of The Gondal Empire with a message that read:

"hey, my name is azlili, im a secret person in disguise to avoid any problems. i am here to warn you about Theno, he is a backstabbing, manipulative, bitch who seeks to gain followers in his so-called cults to ruin peoples lives and reputations, he intends on raiding and nuking discord servers (which is illegal) and some of his followers even threatened to send illegal content like porn. please, PLEASE, i ask you, help me seek revenge and stay in contact for further updates, he ruined my repuatation, dont let him ruin yours…"

The members of the server decided to play along and faked a nuke which greatly pleased Azlili. This was until Theno came online and pretended to be extremely sad which caused Azlili to apologize for everything. It is largely believed that Azlili was the alt account to a user named Supreme Commander Lightning which was wronged by the Gondals not too long before this event took place. She owned a small server that was exclusive to people who signed up to her group of truth seekers who believed there was more than met the eye when it came to the world. This included believing in things such as magic and monsters. The Gondals managed to get an invite to this server and raided it heavily.

A prophecy was started around this time by Wry that on March 17th all servers even loosely connected to the FTA or Gondal would be completely nuked.

The FTA - Season 4 (December 24th, 2020 - January 26th, 2021)

The server is at its lowest point, so Mamba decides he is going to give the server to someone else. On December 24th, 2020, Wry nuked again to solidify the new era and ended up getting demoted for the first time in the server's history. The server is eager to see who will get owner next. Rumors start going around but eventually it is revealed that Lul would be the new owner of the FTA.

Lul is criticized by some members for not doing a lot to revive the server. Lul's biggest critic was Olivierr who was one of the new mods appointed by Lul. Olivierr claimed that Lul did nothing to revive the server and instead spent all his time in Irony Hub VC.

Lul would not listen to Olivierr's pleads for owner and would instead end up giving owner to Fishes, a long-time admin on January 26th. Under Fishes' rule Wry was repromoted. Upon receiving admin again, Wry is immediately tricked by Gondals to give them mod which they would use to mini nuke. This is an early sign of Wry's unwarranted trust in the Gondals which would be manipulated to cause a lot of drama and eventually be the doom that would cause the end of the FTA.

The FTA - Season 5 (December 24th, 2020 - January 26th, 2021)

The server seems to be on its last leg after a few months of inactivity. Fishes' rule brings very little new to the table and the server remains almost the exact same since Lul's catastrophic ownership. Luckily, it wouldn't last like this for very long. Fishes gets convinced by Bangshakalaka to let him back into the server after being exiled during Lul's ownership. Bang eventually convinces Fishes to give him fake owner so he could lead the server and form it into what he's always wanted it to look like. People were shocked that Fishes would give ownership to Bang as Bang was perhaps one of the most hated members of the community. People like Mamba were especially disappointed in Fishes as he truly believed that Fishes would take them out of this dark period.

Bangshakalaka As Owner

In the first couple of days of Bang being "owner", Diogo gives Irony Hub's gg/cum vanity to FTA. The vanity was well known to bring unfunny and annoying members which is why Irony Hub was willing to give it up to the FTA, which they saw as inferior. However, Bang's ideology has always been quantity over quality which made this trade perfect for both parties.

Even though the vanity brought almost nothing but the most cringeworthy of members, some of the most cherished and memorable members of the community slipped through the cracks. These would come to be known as the "1/1000", an inside joke that Wry and Bangshakalaka made to let each other know that a truly special member has joined. Most of the time however, it was used ironically when a truly awful member would join. The vanity immediately revived the server and activity was no longer an issue that the FTA had to worry about.

On February 17th, 2021, the admins discovered a server named "Minecraft Community Discord" which was a scam server where you were able to buy ads for up to $200. They were trading vanities with discord.gg/joebiden which FTA admins decided to steal right before the trade was put into effect. The cum vanity was safe with LTC in her server while this robbery was taking place. It turns out that the discord.gg/joebiden server was actually full of professional hackers who were the same people who hacked Sern, the owner of the infamous Obama server which had up to 100k members at its peak. FTA gets a lot of praise from many professional Discord server owners such as Moosh, the former owner of discord.gg/troll, which sent FTA into the mainstream. The admin's relationship with Moosh would come to be of high importance in the near future.

Bangshakalaka is growing impatient as he waits for Fishes to transfer owner to him officially. On March 1st, Bang, Wry, and R.Thom get in voice chat and come up with a plan: Bang would demand Fishes give him owner and if he refuses, Wry and R.Thom would nuke the server until it is utterly unrecognizable. R.Thom decides to let Fishes know before the plan can be put into action. Wry and Bang are demoted and fury sparks throughout the members of FTA since they were the most popular admins. This event left Fishes with a lot of stress and decided that the FTA needed a new owner at that very moment. A multitude of groupchats are created in order to argue as to who should get owner. It was about to be R.Thom, which would have definitely changed the course of the server into something completely different than what it became. After a lot of pleading from multiple admins, especially Wry, Bangshakalaka would become the new owner of the Federal Troll Agency.

An event is hosted to inaugurate Bangshakalaka into office which is hosted in front of up to a hundred people. There is a mix of joy and cries of horror in the voice channel as Bang was and still is a very controversial member. Zokluke in particular was in deep protest of this news. He called Bang out for being power hungry and an overall bad owner. This was also one of his very first appearances in a major event and the first time Wry would acknowledge his existence. After a bit of stalling from Fishes, Bangshakalaka became the 5th and final owner of the original Federal Troll Agency. He demoted those he didn't like and promoted Wry to co-owner a few seconds after becoming owner. Celebrations rang throughout the server as well as protests from Bang’s haters.

Zokluke's Beginnings (2017 - 2021)

Roblox Fun

At some point during 2017, Zokluke and his best friend Kurievan were exploring the world of Roblox where they found a group named Big Heads United (BHU) where they would meet many friends like CatinAaron and Kavolty.

In the name of God, the Gracious, the Merciful.

1. Read: In the Name of your Lord who created.

2. Created man from a clot.

3. Read: And your Lord is the Most Generous.

4. He who taught by the pen.

5. Taught man what he never knew.

6. In fact, man oversteps all bounds.

7. When he considers himself exempt.

8. But to your Lord is the return.

9. Have you seen him who prevents?

10. A servant when he prays?

11. Do you think he is upon guidance?

12. Or advocates righteousness?

13. Do you see how he disbelieved and turned away?

14. Does he not know that God sees?

15. No. If he does not desist, We will drag him by the forelock.

16. A deceitful, sinful forelock.

17. Let him call on his gang.

18. We will call the Guards.

19. No, do not obey him; but kneel down, and come near. Sadly, the group started to flop so they decided to make a border game. Planning was going well but for an unknown reason the game was canceled. On September 3rd, 2020, BHU was officially over. Some of the owners made a new group called Guerrila Gorrilas and Zeezy2204 would go on to make a very successful group called The Construct with over 163k+ members. UnixeI would also make a group called Finobe and it was successful but sadly it was shut down.

Discord Fun

Later on, Zokluke and Kureivun would discover Discord and one night they got together with a friend named BDG and typed “cum” in the invite link which led them to Dogelore.

After being an active user in Dogelore for about a year, Zokluke discovered Irony Hub back when it had 1,032 members. He became active in Irony Hub but sadly he got banned from both it and Dogelore for unknown reasons. Zokluke was very sad he was banned from his favorite irony servers and quit Discord for a week. He came back and found OKBR where he was active for about a year.

Meanwhile Zokluke, Kureivun, Kavolty, and catinAaron1111 discovered a game called nUSA on Roblox. To this day, Zokluke has over 10 million dollars in this game. CatinAaron got obsessed with nUSA and ran for president. He only got 3 votes but he was very serious about it. CatinAaron strayed further away from his friends and later became a furry. He currently owns a Discord server for fellow furries and his boyfriend.

One day while in OKBR #general, Zokluke clicked a link Bang sent which led to the FTA. Zokluke fell in love with the server and started spending his time there instead of in OKBR. All day everyday he would grind XP and the role rankings which did nothing in the FTA. Zokluke got “User of Da Week” 6 times in a row until he became advisor. He took his job very seriously as anyone should. He muted 10 people a day and logged everything in punishments until he became admin.

The Fall of The Gondal Empire (January 18th, 2021 - February 9th, 2021)

On January 18th, 2021, Unspiteful gets promoted to Oligarch Chairman which was the highest role you could obtain other than becoming owner. One of the first things Unspiteful did as Oligarch Chairman was getting a lot of members to spam a gif depicting an overweight person dressed as the character Astolfo which greatly enraged a user named Nutsij. This led to Nutsij inviting his very own nuke bot called squidward which was activated when anyone said "hey squidward do you like big chungus". The server was nuked quite badly and wouldn't fully recover.

One day, Heckknok bites off a bit more than he could chew by attempting to troll the admins of Irony Hub. Irony Hub admins knew the Gondals had no way to nuke their server and thought of themselves as too high to even humor the Gondal's attempt at trolling them. They banned every member of The Gondal Empire from their server and went on with their day. This included members such as Wry who had some ties with the members of Irony Hub. A lot of these bans would eventually be appealed.

After Nutsij's nuke the server would start a slow but certain decline. The server would become less and less active by the day. Multiple attempts to rebrand the server were made but not one of them helped in any way. One attempt to revive the server that backfired completely was the addition of the RPG Bot. This was a bot similar to the Dank Memer bot but more sophisticated. This did actually make the server more active, but many users were disappointed since The Gondal Empire was meant to be a server where people would get together to have fun with each other and not a server where people spammed bot commands all day.

THE IRONY STOPS NOW is a nuke bot that has been used to nuke a multitude of servers, including very influential servers such as Wry's Federal Troll Agency, multiple Gondal servers, and more. The name THE IRONY STOPS NOW comes from the early ages of The Gondal Empire. There was a form going around for members who were interested in joining Unspiteful's Call of Duty: Cold War clan. A form was submitted by a popular Theno Empire member named Astolfo which read THE IRONY STOPS NOW on every question. By the time of The Gondal Empire, she wasn't very active and this was not in character for her at all.

The Nuke

On February 9th, 2021, a mod named Cyan decided to kick around 200 members from the server for pretty much no reason. After this everyone agrees that there is pretty much no chance that the server would ever recover. This led to Wry nuking with THE IRONY STOPS NOW.

Many people got in VC to mourn the end of the Gondal Empire. A new server was opened on February 14th, 2021, and was called The TOG Union. During the week of no new server and even during the TOG Union’s existence, the Gondal Empire would remain active and would be renamed to “/srs hub” in a way to mock Irony Hub.

The TOG Union (February 14th, 2021 - March 7th, 2021)

"TOG" stood for the Theno Empire, Old York Sex City, and The Gondal Empire. The server was meant to be the best aspects of each of these servers combined into one. Shortly before the server was made Heckknok would leave the community to pursue greater things. There was a court hearing being held on the day the server was opened but as it was about has been lost to time.

On February 17th, Theno had to be inactive for a few days, so he appointed Mike Pence to be in charge while he was gone. This would cause mass outrage as Mike Pence was perhaps one of the most hated members of the community and has been since even the earliest days of the Theno Empire. A revolution would be started when Heckknok returned and made a new server called the “Anti Mike Pence Initiative”. This series of events is very similar to when King Cokc led a revolution against Mike Pence in Make Amurica Great Again though not as extreme. The very next day Mike Pence appointed Azlili as Vice Dictator.

By February 22nd, the server was entirely inactive, so a new server was made named "School Academy For Girls and Boy". It was created by Theno and Wry and was pretty active for a few days. The idea of the server was later turned into a series of Gacha Life style comedy videos by King Cokc. After the server's few days of activity ran thin, the original Gondal Empire was rebuilt and named Theno Cult. The server was surprisingly active for a bit. One of the biggest things to happen during this era was MosinSniper being interviewed. This would be quickly outshone by the AliAlexRG interview, however. Both of these interviews were originally available for viewing on the WryBarbecue YouTube channel but have since been privatized.

While all this was happening, a new server was being thought of by Theno, King Cokc, and Heckknok. The server would have a very complex and in depth government system which was far more advanced than the ones seen in The Gondal Empire and the Theno Empire. The server was opened on March 7th and would be called New Gondalia.

The FTA - Season 6 (March 1st, 2021 - May 18th, 2021)

The server is the most active it's ever been thanks to Bangshakalaka. On March 15th, the server received two more strikes from Discord so a new nuke must be conjured up. Coincidentally, this fell just two days before March 17th, which was a prophecy started in The Gondal Empire which stated that on March 17th, every Discord server even loosely involved the FTA and Gondal would be completely nuked. The admins decided to announce when the nuke was happening and make it a sort of event.

Sadly, the infamous nuke bot, THE IRONY STOPS NOW, was malfunctioning which led him to come up with the idea to give every member the permissions to delete and create channels for a bit so they can nuke the server themselves. At this point, the server has about 3,000 members which meant when the permissions were given out, chaos ensued. Immediately, a lot more channels were created rather than deleted, a lot with very inappropriate names. The entire event is recorded and is available to a few to remember what the FTA looked like during its peak. It is rumored that the footage will eventually become public. After a bit, the member's permissions are taken away and the server is closed for 6 days while repairs are made and the server is reimagined to become better than it ever has before. People who paid to boost the server would have access to a secret channel where they could still talk while the server remained on lockdown.

Chessman was someone who has infiltrated almost every Irony Server with his army of what is believed to be at least a couple thousand alt accounts. After getting shut down in Irony Hub, Chessman would move onto the Federal Troll Agency. He would join and attempt to spam the invite to his server which was full of gore. Zokluke sees this as an opportunity to ban and properly log each and every one of Chessman's alt in order to go up the chain of command. Chessman would continue to do this for a couple of days and is eventually revealed to be a very young boy.

Bored

For a couple months, Gondal members Unspiteful, Heckknok, and Doctor Theno have had an alt account named "Bored" which they had used to befriend Bangshakalaka.

On April 11th, 2021, Bang was drinking a few too many White Claws and began to act weird and sporadic in the server. He would post porn in general chat, something he was very against as it could get the server banned, and other generally odd, out of character behaviors. The Gondals would hear about this through the many spies they had planted in the server and decided it was time to use Bored to fully catfish Bang. They sexted him with help from Unspiteful and eventually got him to give the account admin in the FTA.

The server is nuked harder than usual, and the Gondals celebrate after completely humiliating Bang. The very next day, the Bang Report releases which showed off the entire chat log and gave a few words on the Gondal's thoughts on Bangshakalaka. It was eventually revealed during Bang's short return to Discord on August 29th, 2022, that he was being entirely ironic throughout the entire encounter, but it was far too late.  The damage has been done and his reputation would suffer greatly for it even in distant lands such as Irony Hub and later Awesome Planet.

Bang goes on break for about a week and gives owner to Wry and popular admin Goth gf to tend to the server while he's away. Goth gf gives admin to Trollmaster, an infamous Gondal, for a few seconds as a joke. Despite this, Trollmaster managed to add a nuke bot to the server. The nuke bot belonged to his fellow Gondal, Loric and was called Loric Tron. The bot remained in the server going unnoticed for 2 days. Eventually, Trollmaster lets Loric know that the bot is in the server and Loric activates it, leading to another FTA nuke. Wry gets demoted for a little bit and Goth gf gets banned for a day.

MrPie

Bangshakalaka and Peternity, a popular meme YouTuber, have been discussing a vanity trade for a while. Peternity would get the cum vanity and FTA would get the cock vanity for a bit and each side would decide whether to keep it or give it back.

On April 28th, 2021, MrPie, an old friend of Peternity's and failed meme YouTuber, hears about this news and decides that he would steal the cum vanity for himself. He pretended to be a middleman between Peternity and FTA and contacted some of FTA's admins telling them it was time to switch the vanity. Most of the FTA admins were skeptical and none of them acted upon his requests, waiting for Bang's permission. This was until Jake101 believed Mrpie completely and gave him the vanity. MrPie took the vanity for himself and put it on his server "Dababy".

This trolling method is done by using a largely looked over command in Carl-bot called embed. It is usually used to bypass filters and sometimes even trick admins of a server that Carl-bot is experiencing issues and a backup bot is needed to be added. In reality the backup bot would be a nuke bot that would be used to destroy the server.

FTA admins and users raid the server and start using the Carl-bot Method to spam some less than desirable things about MrPie. This would cause the server to lockdown and MrPie to break down in the announcements channel. He talked about how much he hated himself and ended up transferring owner to another person named DaOKI. Lul started a revolution in the server by getting a lot of the members to make fun of MrPie calling him things like "soy". This would bring a great amount of joy to the FTA staff. However, it would turn out that the entire breakdown was just one big act and that this was in fact not the first time MrPie had conned servers out of their vanities and been a general nuisance. The new owner turned the server into "Cum" and later "The Cum Palace". Peternity didn't do anything about the robbery, so FTA went to their friend Moosh for help. Moosh tried talking professionally to the new owner and his admins but it was to no avail.

FTA admins convinced one of the mods in Cum named CIA to ban all the boosters and as many members as he could. He ended up banning around 1,000 members and was awarded mod in the FTA. FTA admins believed that, since all of Cum's boosters were gone, they would be able to regain their vanity in just 24 hours. This would end up not being the case and The Cum Palace has had the vanity since. The very next day, MrPie convinced CIA to become loyal to him once again and commands him to nuke the FTA. With the limited permissions he had, CIA was able to kick around 600 of the most active FTA members before being shut down. With the loss of their main member flow and this devastating nuke, it was clear that the downfall of the FTA was imminent.

New Gondalia (March 7th, 2021 - April 24th, 2021)

The existence of the server would first be revealed on March 6th, 2021, when Theno, King Cokc, Heckknok, and a few others who had no idea New Gondalia was under construction were messing around in a random server in which they pretended they were going to remodel it to become the next Gondal server. Keep in mind that they had absolutely no power in this server and were just joking around. The actual people with power in the server got worried by these claims for some reason and ended up deleting the server. Without even trying the Gondal's led to the destruction of another innocent server. Theno would reveal that a new server was actually in the works and would open it to the public on March 7th, 2021.

Political Parties

The server managed to obtain 100 members on the first day of its opening. Many new members joined including a user named Kendrick Lamar who was liked by pretty much everyone. He ran in the server's first elections but lost due to voting fraud. The first political parties are formed with the major ones being NAFI, a leftist party ran by Heckknok and Ara who were definitely not known for their leftist values, CPP, a party ran by King Cokc which would house some of the most prominent members of former servers such as Unspiteful, and finally TPAB, a very left leaning party ran by Kendrick Lamar which housed many members closely affiliated with The Federal Troll Agency. TPAB and NAFI would become rival parties as Heckknok was extremely anti FTA.

A user named Whistle Blower would join on March 10th and spam a Google Doc that contained message:

"J.P.A Contrium

3/10/XX21

“Triston Armeli”

870-304-9038

The TPAB party is working with FTA to nuke, they have been spies for a while, certain members have been known to be working with Bangshakalaka for a long time, Kendrick Lamar is not a puppet of Wry, but is instead the biological clone with DNA of Bangshakalaka made in a secret cloning center underneath the ruins of the old Thenopolis castle. Specific members such as Wry and Jake101 are sleeper agents working to take over the server and make FTA the only world power. I only have so long before this message gets out and I’m found and banned. Theno bless Gondalia."

This led to a lot of panic throughout the server and a permanent stain on Kendrick Lamar's name. He would attempt to regain the public's trust by releasing an album titled "To Pimp a New Gondalia" which featured many of the most prominent members of the server.

On March 14th, a very unpopular user named Amo (formerly known as "Bobux Giver") would run for the final spot as High Council. He was accused of rigging the election as many people who chose to not enter their name on the Google Forms happened to vote for him. He would also be accused of paying for people to vote for him as he was well known for giving away money. Eventually, after much backlash from the server's members, he was disqualified from the poll and ever running again. Soon after, a user named ETA Leader joined and claimed that he was going to topple the supposed "Theno kings" that controlled everything that happened in the server and planned the lore of the server in advance. The user must've been a member for a while since he knew about both Markarus and SAN which he claimed he would revive on March 17th. He started his own political party called the ETA party which gained support from many FTA members such as Gallium and Gasolina.

March 17th

The day where doom is said to take place in all irony and Gondal servers, is quickly approaching. Infamous user NotAlexVeng, known for being one of the attackers during the 10/12 FTA nuke, claims that Wry will be the main controller of March 17th. He would spread these rumors far and wide to servers not even related to New Gondalia. Heckknok would leave the community again but would return not too long after. A lot of alt accounts start coming out of nowhere to warn people of March 17th and to take screenshots out of context to attempt to character assassinate some of the most important members of the server, especially Wry. Amo would attempt to start a revolution against Theno claiming that he was robbed of his place as High Council, but nobody cared.

March 17th would begin earlier than expected. On March 15th, the FTA was nuked which led to much celebration throughout New Gondalia. The very next day, Bangshakalaka blackmailed Mamba into giving him permissions to be able to nuke the server. This would prove Whistle Blower's document true leading to all members of the TPAB party to be banned from the server. This included members such as Wry, Jake101, and more. Most eventually get unbanned.

The Real March 17th would be a little less eventful than the days before. King Cokc managed to bait a lot of extremely far right individuals with his series "School Academy For Girls and Boy". They spammed some extremely gruesome gore and would not be punished for it as there were no rules on March 17th. They eventually got bored but said that they would return with phase 2 soon which never happened. Markarus made a return and was given owner for the day. The server was extremely chaotic under his rule as there were no rules and simply the fact that he was Markarus. Kendrick Lamar left the server and would never return.

The server was rebuilt and returned to normalcy following the events of March 17th and the days prior. New parties are formed during this time. Gallium's GOATED party replaces the TPAB party, TROJ is formed by Jesus, and NAFI is exposed for not being truthful about their political views. NAFI gets replaced by Unspiteful's MGGA which becomes the new main party of the server.

Elections were hosted on March 22nd, 2021, and they were quite eventful. The elections were for Emperor, Vice Emperor, and High Council. There was an incredible amount of rigging happening as people found out you could submit more than one Google Form.

The most intense election were the Vice Emperor elections which was Chilldown vs VaultBoy. Vaultboy was a very well liked member from the Theno Empire and Chilldown was a user who joined from Irony Hub. Chilldown wins and a VC event is started. Jelly starts spamming that she is becoming mod which many found amusing. People start spamming horrible things towards Chilldown since he was one of the most hated members of all time. The admins even decide to unban Bangshakalaka, owner of the FTA, so he could also spam horrible things against Chilldown since he was the original Chilldown hater. This would be the biggest spam event throughout any server of all time. The chat was moving so fast that it started to lag for many users. All of this protesting would lead to Chilldown getting demoted.

Jelly would become an infamous user after this day after some of her actions. She created an alter ego for herself named "Evil Jelly" which she would transform into sometimes to say some terrible things. She was in a groupchat called "Old York Sexcity" which she made a server based off of. Little did she know Old York Sex City was already a server in Theno history. Kendrick Lamar was enlisted to help nuke her server. He came back for that day only to create a bot named "Jelly Bot" which was used to nuke the server to completion. Jelly makes Old York v2 which was nuked by Trollmaster using Clearerbot. Old York v3 is made and Kendrick Lamar joins it. He begs for forgiveness by claiming that a user named Mark Dice forced him to do it. He is given admin back but Mark Dice hears about this and joins the server to spam Kendrick's address. This leads to Kendrick nuking because he believed Jelly snitched to Mark Dice. Old York v4 is created and Kendrick somehow nukes again. Old York v5 is made and is nuked by Trollmaster using the same method as the second server. This nuke would be much weaker than the other ones and the server would end up surviving.

Unspiteful’s Gondalia

The day after the elections on March 23rd, 2021, the winner of the Emperor election was announced. The new Emperor of New Gondalia was Unspiteful with Heckknok as his vice. Unspiteful would do very little as Emperor which lead Heckknok to make a speech. The speech read:

"It's been a week since unspiteful got Emperor, and personally I'm disappointed. Disappointed not only in the new Emperor, but myself for believing that unspiteful would be the right choice to rule over us. I WANT YOU TO LOOK AT THIS CHART AND ASK YOURSELF NOW, IS THIS THE NEGATIVE ZERO THAT YOU WANTED? unspiteful has not only ruined our activity but he has been playing us from the very beginning, HE HATES gondals because of this community his relationships with all of his friends are in tatters, HE'S BEEN PLAYING US THE ENTIRE TIME, I would like to point out the details of the nutsij nuke, where it was unspiteful who drove him to nuke, and the fact that unspiteful added the rpgbot that caused the decline of the gondal empire, if he doesn't hate us, he's not a bad person, just a terrible leader, charismatic as hell, but the decisions he makes will ruin the server, our withering pride, and our meaning as gondals. The age of irony and satire were both shit, I give up on both, I don't give a shit if you're ironic or satirical, we're all gondals. And so I propose the TRUE GONDAL AGES. REMEMBER OUR HISTORY, remember the fun times, AND NEVER FORGET UNSPITEFUL'S GREAT FAILURE!

El.

Psy.

Kongroo."

The chart in question depicted a strong decline in daily messages in the server. SAN returns for the first time since the earliest days of the Theno Empire and begins his plan to become the king of the Gondals and to eliminate the members of The Federal Troll Agency. His first part of his plan was to convince Unspiteful to nuke. This ended up succeeding and Unspiteful gave this excuse:

"It wasn’t mainly bc people were rebelling but bc Connor [Heckknok] is doing his annoying ass “mwuhahaha... I am evil an work for the Soviet YumYum” shit + I’m busy irl"

The server is rebuilt and Heckknok leaves the community once again. New Emperor elections are hosted and Wry ends up winning this one. He briefly brings the server back to its full potential but is eventually demoted. An attempt to settle the differences between Gondal and FTA was made on April 3rd, 2021, by Bangshakalaka and Theno teaming up to make a new server called TOGFTA where members from both Gondal and FTA could come together and have fun. The idea was short lived as it died in pretty much less than a day. Heckknok returns and when he sees this, he goes on a rant on how Theno is going soft and such.

A big change comes to the server in the form of the ending of elections. The server now has a set mod and admin list that would not change unless it was for a good reason. Morty, a user from Old York mini nukes by banning around 20 members which wasn't too detrimental to the server. The server manages to partner with a large server with the vanity gg/ratio which brings the server member count to nearly what it was before the Unspiteful nuke.

Heckknok gains power again and nukes since he is mad that Chilldown was at such a high role. When Theno got online Heckknok was banned, and his entire friend circle left with him. This included people such as Unspiteful, Nutsij, Cyan, Notalexveng, and more. Together they made a server called Dillhole which would become a big competitor for New Gondalia. This was mainly due to a nuke on New Gondalia by Gasolina who nuked and banned around 150 people on mobile in mere minutes. This made New Gondalia and Dillhole about the same member wise.

The server gets rebuilt and continues to grow with cool events happening every couple days. A podcast was started, and all seemed to be going well for New Gondalia. This was until an anonymous attacker got many prominent members of the server banned off Discord such as Mamba, Gabeolo, and most importantly Theno. Many believed it was Heckknok as he left every mutual server just before the bannings took place. Just a few days later on April 24th, 2021, New Gondalia was banned off Discord.

The FTA - Season 7 (May 18th, 2021 - June 11th, 2021)

The one year anniversary of the FTA is celebrated by Bang making a channel where users can talk about their favorite moments and where he would make a list of the most important members throughout the server's entire history and write a short message about them. At this point the server has around 4,000 members and is still pretty active despite the events discussed in Season 6.

During the anniversary, Shady Bell returns to Discord for the first time in over 5 months. Her return brought shock over all of Discord as many believed her to be in jail. She was given owner by Bangshakalaka and was told to take care of the server while he's gone for a few hours. She would give admin to a lot of people and ping everyone over 100 times which most found very funny. She was demoted when Bang returned and went offline not too long after. She has been off Discord since.

Attempt To Get Back Cum

Bangshakalaka finds some hackers and tells them that he would pay them if they got the vanity back from The Cum Palace. Bang gets R.Thom to gift them a Steam game that helped make Discord bots as payment. It turned out to be a scam and the hacker and his friend made fun of Bang. Bang gave R.Thom the owner role since he felt bad for wasting his money. Someone named Motion raids FTA with a legion of about a hundred bots which the admins found amusing. They told him to send more and pretty soon about a thousand arrived in the FTA. Bang didn't find it funny since botting could get a server banned so he banned Motion. Motion responded by sending around 10,000 bots to the FTA which the admins had to ban one by one. Alch banned almost all of them by himself. Motion would later go on to raid The Cum Palace as well as he thought it was a close affiliate of the FTA.

FTA gets the poop vanity which is what they use to this day. The vanity is pretty good but nowhere near as good as cum. The vanity wouldn't last very long, however. The FTA loses level 3 boosts a few days after and Gondal takes the vanity before anyone else could. Gondal would get deleted not too long after this. Bang makes an attempt to revive the server by cutting down on edginess even harder which backfires completely making the server even more inactive. On June 8th, 2021, Wry made a new server called Kek Zone without telling Bangshakalaka and got many of the FTA members to move there.

The End of The FTA

For some time, Zokluke has had some bots in the server that he developed specifically for the FTA, such as Fembot, FTA's custom bot, and a vanity grabber that was supposed to take the cum vanity as soon as The Cum Palace lost it, which obviously never happened. On June 11th, 2021, Zokluke decides it's time for the server to end and uses the bots to nuke with the aid of some Gondals. They are shut down pretty quickly and at the time it seemed just like any other nuke. Later in the day WigWav nukes again and gives admin to a lot of Gondals and together they ban around 3,000 members, leaving a little more than 1,000 left.

A lot of FTA admins and mods, including Wry, contribute to the nuke. When Bangshakalaka comes back, they are all banned. At the end of the nuke the only mods loyal to the FTA remaining are Goth gf, Kat, and R.Thom. During the nuke, the invite to Kek Zone and Gondal are spammed thousands of times making almost all the members migrate there. The end of the FTA would cause a split in the memberbase with three main servers carrying on the legacy of the FTA. These include Wry's Kek Zone, Theno's Gondal, and WigWav's China.

Bang would continue to try to revive the server for two months but fails without the help of all the old admins. His account was terminated at some point in early August. He makes a new account but decides to not return to the FTA and instead becomes active in WhenThe. On August 13th, R.Thom gives the FTA to Wry and all the old admins since Bang is gone. Wry promises to revive the server and have it as a side server to his ever-popular Kek Zone which ends up never happening. On August 14th, Bangshakalaka quit Discord and wouldn't make an appearance for over a year. Not too long after their acquisition of the server, Wry and the rest of the Kek Zone admins archived the server leaving only one text channel and a channel with the invite to Kek Zone.

The server would continue to be a place where invites to Kek Zone and its following servers would be posted until June 27th, 2022, over a year after the final FTA nuke. The server would be transformed along with Kek Zone and Greatest Server Ever Made in an attempt to revive all three of the original servers. This sadly would never work, and the server would instead become largely ignored by its admins and is now an almost entirely inactive server with periodic announcements.

Gondal - Pre 6/11 (April 24th, 2021 - June 11th, 2021)

After New Gondalia fell on April 24th, 2021, a new Gondal server was made simply titled “Gondal”. King Cokc left the Gondal story around this time which made many users very sad as he was one of the most important members in the entire server and had been there since the earliest days of the Rise of Kingdoms era. Many users banned from the FTA would join the server and many more would join after the FTA was destroyed by the Gondals. Some of the most memorable of these migrants were Ra, Goth gf, and Zeszty.

The day after the server was made, BIG ASS DOGE was founded by Wry and Zokluke.  They would later recruit members like Jake101, Kappy, Alch, Joverica and more.

Nukes

Gondal would become extremely active especially since the FTA was starting to decline after the tragic loss of the gg/cum vanity. The Gondals would have a lot of fun nuking servers as they had done for a long time.

Trollmaster and Wyvern would end up nuking one of the biggest non-major irony servers known as Tax Fraud. Trollmaster joined Tax Fraud a while ago when it was partnered with New Gondalia. He pretended he was Romanian and got instantly modded. He would forget about the server for a long time until now when he remembered he had mod in the server. He posted something that the admins found funny which led to them giving him admin. He desperately wanted to nuke the server but didn’t know how to approach the task. Theno joined and got banned which got Wyvern very mad. Wyvern ended up getting admin from Chilldown was a co-owner in the server. They waited for the admins to go to sleep, and Wyvern banned around 200 members. The admins of the server made an announcement that they had trust issues which caused them to demote all the mods. Luckily, Trollmaster had admin and not mod which allowed for part two of their plan to take place. He made a list of the most important members and banned them as quickly as he could. Together they doomed the server as to ever reaching its full potential. A little bit later, Wyvern managed to trick one of the admins into adding a nuke bot which was listed as an anti-nuke bot that would supposedly help rebuild the server. The server was nuked once again and was blamed on Purple-expon.

New Members

This greatly boosted Gondal’s popularity to even the most mainstream of irony servers which had never known about Gondal before this. The server becomes the most active server in the Gondal lineage of servers to date. An infamous user named SAN returns to the Theno story and convinces Theno to give him admin for a day. This leads to many mods getting mad. SAN would demote anyone who spoke against him and promote anyone who followed everything he said. He would do some evil things during his time in power such as doxxing some of the most important members of the server.

A new user is introduced to the Gondals. Her name was Lia | Burr and she became fairly well liked. However, this didn’t stop her server from being raided. A round of mod interviews is hosted which became a means for some of the new generation members to get into the spotlight for the first time. This included users like Skem and Anthony7. Lia insulted Ara one day which led to him nuking the server. He didn’t ban any members, so the server was rebuilt pretty quickly.

A server is discovered with the vanity gg/gangsters which had only 10 members. Theno tried convincing the owner to transfer all his boosts from that server to Gondal but it was to no avail. One good thing to come from the discovery of the server was the introduction of Seedy. There was this dude in the server who would insult people by calling them his seed. He would repeat this over and over again which the Gondals found extremely amusing. The Gondals start calling him Seedy which made him very mad. He got in VC with Theno and a bunch of other Gondals and they had a pretty intense argument. He ended up inviting a lot of his friends and the VC would become one of the funniest events to happen in the server so far.

A girl named Doll joined the server and the Gondals started making jokes of promoting her to admin since she was so active. Eventually a very serious interview is hosted, and she gets promoted. Sadly, one day she left and unfriended everyone.

Gondal Victory

Theno decided he had had enough of Onlychris which was one of the admins in Lia’s server. He started insulting him which led to him getting banned. Theno uses new and creative means of insulting him even after being banned such as using the Gondal announcements channel which was followed by the general chat of Lia’s server to insult him. Later on he gets so mad he starts banning random Gondals from Lia’s server. This led to secret groupchats being made to plot the nuke of the server. The server gets nuked and just one minute later Lia’s other server gets nuked as well. Theno gets blamed for all of it and Lia ends up leaving the Gondal community.

Out of nowhere this dude contacts Theno to help him set up his anime server. Obviously, Theno was happy to help and was awarded with head admin in the new server. Theno shares the link to the server with a secret Gondal groupchat and in no time the server was nuked by BigSad with the help of his bot. A bit after that the server was nuked yet again by the same means. They delete the server and make another one which also got nuked.

A user named Whore invited all of her friends which resulted in a mass migration of egirls into the server. This made a lot of the members happy and helped the server continue to become even more active. The server is put on hold for a few days while Theno went on a business trip to Boston. He put Katt and Whore in charge who were tricked into giving SAN admin which made many users unhappy. A lot of protests happened but it was quickly resolved when Theno came back. Another mass migration happened when a bunch of members from a Muslim server also started to become active in the server. New members joined such as Alextoucanyt who was a semi famous YouTuber with over 1,000 subscribers and Bear who was super rich and gave away nitro pretty much every day. Gondal would gain its place as the most active and diverse Gondal server of all time.

Some people wanted to ban all the egirls from the server which divided the server for a bit. On May 27th, 2021, Theno got catfished by Ra which wasn’t too bad as Theno didn’t really say anything weird that could be used against him unlike when a similar situation happened to Bang. A famous user named Dawn returned for a day which was celebrated with a VC event. Wyvern boosts 12 times which lets Gondal get a vanity link. They decide to try out gg/irony while they wait for a better one to become available. Pretty soon the FTA would go under level 3 which let their gg/poop vanity become available for Gondal to take it. Motion bots were being directed to the vanity which made the member count jump from 560 to 5000 in just a day. At first, they let the bots stay until they started mass pinging which forced them to add a bot that banned them when they joined.

On June 11th, 2021, Zokluke approached the Gondal higher ups and said if he got a special role in the server, he would promise to completely nuke the FTA. The Gondals agreed and together, Zokluke, Theno, and Skem banned around 300 members. Just a few hours later WigWav would also nuke by giving pretty much every Gondal admin in the server which led to around 3,000 members getting banned from the server. The FTA was officially over, and word spread around the world that the Gondals had won the war.

Obama's Schoolhouse (May 18th, 2020 - Today)

When the FTA was created on May 18th, 2020, Wry’s old server, Obama’s Schoolhouse, was pretty quickly left to rot. It would not be completely abandoned, however.

One way the FTA grew was by “conquering” other servers that used to be active and making them different subsidiaries to the greater FTA. This wasn’t very effective in bringing in new members since most of the members in servers that were conquered were already in the FTA and a lot of the servers that were conquered had been dead for a long time. This, however, did not stop the FTA from conquering over 10 different servers. The most successful conquering was of Obama’s Schoolhouse which took place on June 8th, 2020. The server was rebranded into the FTA United Kingdom which was a bit confusing for some members because for a time, the FTA UK had more members than the actual FTA.  Other notable servers that were conquered were FTA Canada which was Almawt’s old server named “mhm yeah” where many original members came from such as Gabecord and Skeletoby and Gabecord’s server which became FTA Brazil which is now lost to time.

After the FTA made the server pretty much useless Wry decided to give everyone admin at some point during mid 2020. The server went through many names at this point but eventually landed on Kanye East. This was meant to be a temporary change but not too long after on August 25th, 2020, Wry’s account was deleted which made the server a lawless environment with no owner. Everyone had admin but Cluster was the only person who really used the server. The server had an announcements channel that was connected to the FTA so he would sometimes make a joke and it would up in the FTA #announcements channel.

At some point in late 2020 (before September 30th), Wry found a loophole with the ?role Dyno command and gave himself owner again. He decided to turn the server into an anime server. This made the server extremely active for a few days. The server was advertised a lot in actual anime servers, and it also ended up getting partnered with Irony Hub for a few minutes as a joke. These members differed quite a lot which made the server quite interesting. The server started dying just a few days after the change so Wry decided to rebrand the server once again.

Wry decided to finally make use of the immense number of gifs made about him back in Old York. They were becoming very popular and at least a few people were friending him every day. He decided to rebrand the server into the “Wry Fanclub” and funneled all the people who added him into it. This made the server pretty active for around a month with new members joining every day. On September 30th, 2020, Wry decided to nuke the server for an unknown reason. Up until this point, the entire history of the server going all the way back to when it was created on January 23rd, 2019, had been available for viewing. This included some of the very first interactions of Wry and Theno.

Just a few days later on October 2nd, 2020, Lul decided to nuke. He did more than just delete all the channels, however. He went as far as to ban a lot of the server’s members and might’ve even banned everyone if he wasn’t caught by Wry.

On November 22nd, 2020, Bangshakalaka used the same loophole discovered by Wry to make himself owner of the server. This caused chaos throughout the server for about an hour before Bang finally decided to give Wry his server back. This loophole was still exploitable after the fact which led to Wry demoting any admins that he didn’t entirely trust. On January 15th, 2021, the server fell victim to a large wave of members joining at once because of a prank that Wry pulled on a rather large server where he said that Cashapp sponsored the server to give people Nitro. On January 19th, 2021, the server was changed into “The Wry Dimension” which is what it is still called to this day. The server has remained pretty inactive since then, but it has had a few points in time when it was active.

After the FTA lost its cum vanity on April 28th, 2021, Bang started making the server’s rules stricter which made many users and especially the mods greatly upset. The mods were no longer allowed to mess around and have fun with the server’s user base and instead had to actually enforce the server's rules, at least to a greater extent than they had to before. This was all in Bang’s attempt to make the server more user friendly to people who weren’t used to servers like the FTA. Wry decided to start inviting users from the FTA into the Wry Dimension in an attempt to revive it and to maybe even take the FTA’s spot. This didn’t work out for long, and the FTA would remain supreme until it was fatally nuked by Zokluke, WigWav, and the Gondals during the 6/11/21 FTA nuke.

The Original Kek Zone (June 8th, 2021 - June 16th, 2021)

The original server that Wry made on June 8th, 2021, only lasted until June 16th, 2021, before being deleted due Wry's account being mass reported by FTA loyalists. An Epic Games collaboration with Discord was happening during these few days which allowed pretty much anyone to get nitro. This led to the server getting over 60 boosts in just eight days. The server also managed to get 300 members in this time, mainly because of the invite being spammed during the 6/11 FTA nuke. Bangshakalaka joined and pleaded for admin. Wry wanted to give it to him but he was strictly a man of the people. Bang was berated for how he owned the FTA and ended up leaving not too long after joining.

Many believe it was Ra, an infamous mass reporter and former Gondal, who reported Kek Zone which led to the banning of many members off Discord, including Wry. Wry would make a new account and a new Kek Zone almost immediately which would last for much longer.

WigWav's "FTA" (June 11th, 2021 - July 2021)

A bit after the 6/11 FTA nuke, WomanMaster2013 gives WigWav the idea of making a server with no rules and filling it with members of the now destroyed FTA. They used the same Epic Games method that Kek Zone used to get the server to level 3 as soon as possible. At first the server is called Anarchy Irony and is created by a team of around 10 formerly active members from the FTA recruited by WigWav. Some propaganda is created by artists such as Skl and the server becomes open to the masses. The first vanity link they settled on was gg/markiplier (now owned by MrPie) which got the server its first 50 members. Motion, the same person who botted the FTA and Gondal, botted around 600 members into the server to much praise from WigWav and some of the other admins.

Anarchy Irony turns out to be a complete failure, so the admins decide to rebrand into The Federal Troll Agency. The FTA still existed after the 6/11 nuke; it just had 4/5ths of its original members and none of the most active and prominent members from before the nuke, excluding Bang. WigWav completely ripped off the FTA and claimed this new server to be the true successor to the FTA.

WigWav decided to share ownership of the server with Arby, one of the most prominent FTA members, with the hopes that Arby's presence would revive the server. A few days after the rebrand the server gets the gg/raid vanity which was much more successful than gg/markiplier. The vanity brings in many new members, the most important of which being Export Gaming. With the name "The Federal Troll Agency" and the vanity gg/raid, many people joined thinking it was a server where you could get people to raid any server you wanted. WigWav embraced this idea and turned the server into just that. WigWav and his followers would cause chaos in many servers. This led to WigWav becoming a well-respected person and his server to become very active.

Export Gaming first got noticed by WigWav when he token logged someone and showed it to WigWav. WigWav thought it was the funniest thing he had ever seen and gave Export mod in the server. At this time WigWav would get introduced to DM nuking which would become a weapon of mass destruction in this new FTA and surrounding servers when put in the wrong hands.

Export would soon become blinded by this newfound power and start enforcing the rules too strictly which made WigWav very mad since the server was supposed to be somewhat of an anarchy server. What truly made WigWav snap was when Export asked for permission to ban all the Motion bots which were bloating the server's member count, was denied permission to do so, and then did it anyway. Export was quickly demoted, and DM nuked by WigWav. WigWav managed to convince Export that he wasn't the one who nuked Export's DMs in order to stay on Export's good side. One day while WigWav was at work, he checked Discord and saw around 20 messages all saying that the server had been deleted. He alerted Arby to check the account which owned the server, and it turned out that the server was banned for conducting raids.

Gondal - Post 6/11 (June 11th, 2021 - September 6th, 2021)

After the FTA ended, Gondal became even more popular. Some important events take place around this time such as the excommunication of Anthony7 after he committed quite possibly the worst crime throughout this entire history. Another event that took place was when this kid joined the server and started rapping in VC and roasting everyone in the whole server. He was actually quite funny and became well-liked by many of the Gondals. He didn’t plan on staying however so he left soon after.

The server slowly starts becoming less active and there are a lot of theories as to why as seen in this chart. This didn’t last for long however as pretty soon Heckknok and Unspiteful made a return which greatly boosted the activity of the server. A series of misfortunes fall upon Gondal soon after their return. First, well respected and trusted user Purple-expon gives everyone a pingable role which leads to everyone getting pinged almost 60 times. A bit later, someone, most likely Trollmaster, pretends that he is Vyxz, a Gondal admin, and claims that his old account was deleted and that he needs admin back. People believed him and he ended up nuking the server. The nuke wasn’t too devastating and definitely nothing the Gondals weren’t used to.

What was devastating, however, was the fact that he changed the vanity. The poop vanity was stolen by an unknown server named Blanco and now Gondal has lost its main member flow. Heckknok starts becoming more involved in the server again by founding a new government system in an attempt to root out anyone not loyal to Gondal.

Attempts at coming to an agreement with the Blanco server have been pointless so Theno decides to enlist the help of Motion to raid the server. Ra and Trollmaster recruit Bangshakalaka to try to mass report Gondal but their plans end up not working. Heckknok hosts an event where they planned to raid as many servers as possible which lead to hundreds of innocent victims joining Gondal and pleading for them to stop. The chat became extremely active and reports state that there were up to 10 messages a second at one point.

SAN becomes co-owner for a day, and he starts demoting his haters and promoting his supporters as was typical SAN fashion. A civil war broke out between SAN haters and SAN supporters which ended up in a lot of casualties. Theno comes to mediate the situation and all returns to normal.

Because of all of the Motion bots it made it look like Gondal had 27,000 members. This led to people trying to contact Theno to partner servers. One of these people came from Kek Zone. ReverseWRLD owned a 2,000 member server and decided to partner with Gondal. Gondal sent a bunch of motion bots to the server which made the owner go into hysteria and lock down the server.

The End

An argument takes place in VC one day between Heckknok and a few other people on how Gondal should be run. A lot of people call him a nerd including Standpissing who was probably his biggest supporter. Heckknok leaves and takes Unspiteful with him. This begins the downfall of Gondal as many claim the server doesn’t feel the same anymore.

The server gets nuked twice on July 22nd. Once on purpose since the admins decided to stage a nuke by giving everyone admin permissions, and once by a third party when Skl and Arh Arh nuked together. The server is rebuilt easily. Later on during the same day, a random dude joins who starts raiding the server really hard with an army of bot accounts. Instead of banning him the Gondals let him stay.

Gondal continued to decline after that. The server briefly rebrands to Girl Gondal which revived the server for a little bit but it wasn’t nearly enough and by the second day of the server being named that it was inactive once again. The server becomes inactive for weeks and most of the members move to WigWav’s new server, China. Gondal officially ended on September 6th, 2021.

China (July 2021 - September 24th, 2021)

WigWav made a new server the same day the old one was deleted. It keeps the name "The Federal Troll Agency" and receives many attacks from a legion of Export Gaming controlled bots. A merge between Gondal, Kek Zone, and this server is discussed but it doesn't go well. However, an agreement is met where the server and Kek Zone would trade the gg/raid vanity every couple of days so they could both grow at a steady pace. The server is pretty dead even with the agreement between Kek Zone.

WigWav decides he doesn't want the server to be named after the FTA anymore, so he changes the name to the Newleash Center and makes the mascot of the server Jack Frost. It stays like this for two weeks until Skem gives the idea of changing the vanity to gg/china to WigWav which he takes immediately as they were using gg/cheems at the time, an infamously horrible vanity.

Export tells WigWav that if he gets unbanned from the server, he will tell WigWav the secrets of token logging. WigWav agrees to this but goes back on his word. He got Export in VC with a bunch of people and told him that he would also give Export his DM spammer as an award for teaching him how to token log. The .exe file he sent Export was actually just Export's own token logger renamed to look like a DM spammer. Export was then banned again and would return on several occasions.

Kappy & The Diverse GCs

On May 1st, 2021, Wry created the first Diverse Groupchat. It was originally created as a groupchat where he, Gabecord, RadicalCheese, and others in Gabecord's friend group could play games. However, just a few minutes after the groupchat was created, that idea was completely abandoned.

As the name implies, the main premise of the groupchat was to embrace the diversity found in the FTA. Wry added a lot of women and people of color to balance out the whiteness found in Gabecord's friend group. The first people Wry added were Kat, Almawt, Blu, Astolfo, and Goth gf. The groupchat would get very active very quickly. Most of the original members would end up leaving, mainly being Gabecord and his friends.

A couple minutes later, Bangshakalaka was added. Bang would add someone he met in WhenThe named Kappy. Kappy wrote a review for the entirety of Whole Lotta Wry, Wry’s second parody album, and was eager to present it to Wry, who he was yet to meet.

The groupchat continued to experiment with new members. In the next couple of weeks, the groupchat would land on Wry, Kappy, Zokluke, Jake101, Joverica, TheLoneyee, Almawt, Mamba, Kat, and Bangshakalaka. Wry, Almawt, and Mamba were also part of the old generation of groupchats known as the Detroit Groupchats. Bang would leave following the events of the 6/11 FTA nuke leaving a free spot that the group would use to experiment with new members. Everyone in the groupchat would become members of the rap group BIG ASS DOGE which was the first ever group or person signed to FTA Records. The groupchat lasted until June 16th, 2021, when Wry's account was deleted, forcing them to move on to a new Diverse Groupchat.

The second Diverse GC was pretty much the exact same as the last. For most of its existence, it was called “bangshakalaka fanclub”. The relationship of the members of the GC strengthened and many good times were had. Bangshakalaka was added a few times though he did not take to them nicely. He thought he was being bullied when in reality, the group was trying to be nice to him. This would end in him cutting ties with all the members of the group and would not talk to them in over a year until his return in The Poop Galaxy on August 29th, 2022.

Kappy gets promoted to admin and becomes Exports replacement in a sense. Trollmaster gives WigWav the idea to completely remodel the server into a China server since memes like "Social Credit" were very popular around this time. This led the server to skyrocket in popularity. The server would be nuked almost every day which led to a lot of new members being annoyed but most of the original members found it funny.

For whatever reason, a third Diverse Groupchat was made on July 26th, 2021, which lasted until August 10th, 2021, when it was replaced by a new Groupchat named “DA ROBLOXIANS” which was meant to be a place where the group would play Roblox together. However, this groupchat pretty much became the fourth Diverse Groupchat.

WigWav takes Kappy under his wing, influencing him to do some horrible things. Kappy would be pressured into doing progressively worse things and would eventually snap on August 15th, 2021, when Heckknok and WigWav convinced him to do something that made him quit Discord. To try to calm the situation, they decide to blame the situation on Unspiteful as he didn't care about seeming like a bad person. This wasn't enough however as Kappy would quit Discord just two days after the event took place. Not too long after, the server would enter a period of inactivity.

Kappy’s Diverse GC friends would try to calm him down, but it was to no avail. Kappy truly believed he was in legal trouble and started listening to “Jail” by Kanye West in VC with Wry and Jake101. Just a bit later, Kappy pretended to get hacked and deleted his account. This was very devastating for everyone in the Diverse GC as he was one of the considered one of the funniest and most charming of the group.

On September 2nd, 2021, the fifth Diverse GC was made. The friend group’s strength would start to dwindle following the tragic loss of Kappy and on November 5th, 2021, Joverica left the groupchat. The groupchat would continue to be active but many would agree that the soul of the groupchat seemed to be gone. On March 30th, 2022, the 6th Diverse GC was made which introduced new permanent members as spiritual successors to Kappy and Joverica. These included Bloono, Sheeblou, PettyWrath, and Zeszty.

The End of China

On September 24th, 2021, Wry approached WigWav with the idea of making a server together and migrating all the members from Kek Zone and China to it. WigWav agrees and tells all his members to migrate to their new server, Greatest Server Ever Made.

Kek Zone

The second Kek Zone was made the same day the old one was deleted on June 16th, 2021. Just two minutes after being created, the server managed to gain over 100 members which was a new record for FTA history that has yet to be beaten. In just two days, the second Kek Zone would get over 30 boosts meaning it could get its very own vanity link. Kek Zone would try many vanities such as gg/boi but would eventually end up on gg/cheems which they would keep for a while. The server experienced steady growth and a very active member base. This was largely due to strong leadership by both Wry and his newly appointed co-owner Otto who has been a member in FTA for some time but is only now seeing the light of authority.

Otto led the server to greatness and was liked by almost the entirety of the community. Another important factor was the help lended by Moe. Moe was a very prominent figure in the irony server circle and his expertise allowed Kek Zone to thrive. He also brought many new members which allowed Kek Zone to remain active throughout its entire history, unlike the FTA. Otto's reign wouldn't be completely perfect, however. He would constantly argue with one of the new admins known as Dankus. The arguments would sometimes get so heated that Otto would leave for a period of time. This would continue even beyond Kek Zone. Moe was most likely active since he was very prominent in Siper’s old server “LOL ZONE” which Kek Zone took great inspiration from.

LOL ZONE History

During the dark ages of the FTA (October 2020 - January 2021), some attempts to make a replacement server were put into place. The most prominent of these being Siper's LOL ZONE (stylized in all caps).

The original LOL ZONE was made on October 9th, 2020, and grew quite rapidly. The server had some of the most prominent FTA members move there and quite possibly could've overtaken the FTA if things played out differently. The very next day on October 10th, 2020, Siper deleted the original LOL ZONE for unknown reasons. He was pressured by the community to make a replacement which he did. Moe lended a helping hand in the construction of this new LOL ZONE. Sadly, this new LOL ZONE didn't grow nearly as quickly as the original and died in just a few days. The server would be inactive for almost two years until being nuked by Yeepily on July 12th, 2022.

Thou Art Beef

Daeseron (also known as "rrdddddd") was a mod and someone Wry thought he could trust. This would all change on July 27th, 2021 when he would give mod to infamous Kek Zone haters such as Printer and Alan which allowed them to nuke the server. These were members of a server known as Thou Art which believed they were better than all and saw Kek Zone as one of the most inferior servers of all time.

The Thou Art members caused significant damage to the server's channels and mass pinged thousands of times. Repairs were made post haste but just a few hours later the server was nuked once again by an unknown entity. Someone pretended to be one of the admins at the time named Arby and stated that his old account was deleted and needed admin on his new one. Wry believed them and gave the new account admin which led to the second nuke of the day. The unknown attacker is believed to be either Trollmaster, who has pulled this same stunt in the past, or Cat.png who has been recently wronged by one of Kek Zone's close partners China.

The next day on July 28th, 2021, one of the attackers from the Thou Art nuke, Printer, was demoted in WhenThe for his actions against Kek Zone as well as previous wrong doings. Upon receiving this news, Printer pleaded for forgiveness from Kek Zone, which he did not receive.

An idea is being discussed between the three big FTA successor servers of the time being Kek Zone, China, and Gondal where China and Gondal would nuke their server and migrate all their members to Kek Zone and in return, the owners of those servers would also become owner in Kek Zone. The merger almost occurs but it eventually canceled at the last minute due to Theno wanting Gondal to stay independent. This would end up being the right move for all servers involved, especially Kek Zone which was getting more popular by the day.

One of the ways Kek Zone was getting so popular was the introduction of stage discovery. Stage discovery allowed any user throughout all of Discord to join a server by looking at the stage discovery panel and joining a stage that they found interesting. Kappy would host a lot of stages with the help of Wry, Zokluke, Joverica, and Jake101. The stages would be quite popular and some of them are still available for viewing in this video.

The End of Kek Zone

On July 31st, 2021, BIG ASS DOGE released their first single "Studio's On FYA!" to critical acclaim. The server continued to grow and managed to regain their gg/poop vanity which they had during the FTA. BIG ASS DOGE announced their first album "The Big Ass Doge Tapes" on July 2nd, 2021 to much excitement to the community. The album was slated to release on September 29th, 2021. As the release date creeped closer, teasers and promotional material were released. Just five days before the album was meant to be released, Raised came to Wry saying that his friend Dankus couldn't access the server anymore since it said the server was NSFW.

Wry brushed it off assuming it was a bug exclusive to Dankus. Soon enough, more and more reports came in that the server was marked as NSFW. Sure enough, Wry received an email that stated that the server was indeed marked as NSFW and was no longer available for use on IOS devices. Panic ensued and many appeals were sent directly to Discord but they were to no avail.

A backup server was created as the admins attempted to figure out what to do. Eventually, Wry contacted WigWav with the idea to make a true collaborative server between the two of them. WigWav's server China was struggling to remain active at the time and Kek Zone was pretty much done for so it seemed like the right move. After a bit more discussion between the two and other elites, a new server was constructed with the temporary name of "Greatest Server Ever Made" on September 24th, 2021. The name would end up sticking and wouldn't be changed once throughout the server's entire lifetime. The very next day, Kek Zone was nuked and the members migrated to the Greatest Server Ever Made, or GSEM for short.

The State of Gondalia

Gondal was the last truly big and long lasting Gondal server, at least in Gondal terms. Not only that, but many believe that Gondal was the last Gondal server where the users were more than overly edgy slur spamming people. It seemed that ever since the fall of Gondal, Gondals lost all the aspects to them that made them unique and tolerable and not just annoying and unfunny.

The Philosophy of the Gondals

From around the creation of the Gondal Empire to the fall of Gondal (September 2020 - September 2021), Gondals were more similar to the FTA than ever. Which should be expected since both originated from the Theno Empire. However, soon the two groups would form a rivalry that would never amend. Gondals grew edgier going for a far more shock value effect with the usage of slurs and gore. They would keep their morals for the most part during this era. They weren't afraid to troll however (take a look at the tragic tale of Mr Yelsew). When Heckknok was introduced to the community following his exile from the FTA following the 10/12/20 nuke, he took it upon himself to reform the community as he saw fit. Which he would do for the next year or so.

Heckknok's ideology has been interpreted in various ways. He would often give speeches that would have conflicting ideas with other speeches he has given. His first and most infamous speech goes as follows:

“It's been a very good two or so weeks in this server. I've very much, uh, enjoyed this server and theres some good- been some good moments and stuff, but uh let us take a second and not reflect on the past and really good on the future. We must betray the past that our forefathers went on. No longer must we be compared to the great Theno Empire that once stretched across the land. We must be greater. We must cast off our ideals on once being Theno Empire members and understand what it means to be a Gondal. The Gondal Empire must grow. Recently history has been repeating itself. If history seems to guide our path then we gotta cast off our path now, for a new [INAUDIBLE]. We have to forge our own path as The Gondal Empire and not the Theno Empire's successor. We aren't just a other Irony Server or another edgy satire server. We truly have something greater. Great potential that extends way farther past what the Theno Empire once had. Instead of trying to repeat the past, we should learn from [INAUDIBLE] and change our future. If all of you understand and heed these words, then we will journey to the unexplored! We will reach the undefined! We will reach Negative Zero. This is the path, the path that would lead us to leading out what it means to be a Gondal. I love this server, thank you, goodbye. El, psy, kongroo.”

Negative Zero in this sense, means to become something greater. El psy kongroo is a saying that comes from the anime Steins;Gate that Heckknok has used at the end of almost all of his speeches. Later on, Heckknok would use the phrase Negative Zero to talk about a state in which you should not care what others do or say.

Gondals would continue with Heckknok’s ideology until the fall of Gondal. Two factors that most likely had something to do with this were the return of SAN and Heckknok becoming less involved with the Gondal community.

New Gondal Servers

Gondal Dynasty (September 28th, 2021 - October 22nd, 2021)

On September 28th, 2021, a new Gondal server opened after there not being one for 22 days. The server was called Gondal Dynasty and it was quite active on its first day mainly because of Heckknok’s arrival. Members new to Gondal join named Hai and Andrea. Another new yet important character joins in the form of Galactic Pepe who came from the China server which would be destroyed just a day after this server was created. Hai and Andrea would become mod since they were extremely active. SAN comes back and is desperate to commit evil deeds. An excuse to commit such actions would come when he realized that Andrea and Loneyee had become lovers. He harrasses them an unhealthy amount with the help of his new friend Bear which leads to Wry stepping in to try to resolve the situation. This would instead make Wry a new victim to SAN’s hating onslaught.

Heckknok would leave the server which would start the downfall for the Gondal Dynasty. Galactic Pepe would nuke the server not too long after. All this harassment from SAN led to both Hai and Andrea leaving which would pretty much entirely kill the server. On October 22nd, 2021, the server would officially close its doors. This server would begin the trend of continuingly less active and short-lived Gondal servers.

Gondal Caliphate (October 22nd, 2021 - November 4th, 2021)

A new Gondal server would be created by Theno, Heckknok, and Sheeblou the very next day. The server was called Gondal Caliphate. This server would have a new gimmick where every day the server would have a new owner.

Loneyee became the first owner and under his rule the server was fairly active which was expected for any new Gondal server. An election is then held for the next owner between SAN, Purple-expon, and Wry. Wry would end up winning this extremely tight election. He made some radical changes to the server by banning anyone who was overly edgy which had become a Gondal staple at this point. This enrages people like SAN who based their entire personality off being edgy and annoying. Wry hosted many events and brought peace and tranquility to any and all people who decided to live in the Gondal Caliphate. The next owner was Purple-expon who followed in Wry’s footprints and kept his vision of Gondal alive. Sheeblou was the next owner and one of his first actions was to try to get the server partnered with GSEM. Wry would end up declining his offer since Gondal and any FTA related server were destined to be enemies. This was because Gondal had become overly edgy while FTA servers stayed true to their roots with unique humor that doesn’t rely on edginess. Jake101 tries to get Sheeblou to nuke but Sheeblou would stay strong. The next owner was Standpissing who did nothing to move the server along.

A civil war begins when a new member named Monkeyman joins. He runs against the current caliph Standpissing and starts winning. Standpissing, not wanting to lose something dear to him, deletes all of his votes and purges the chat. Theno sees this and immediately gives owner to Monkeyman. Heckknok and Standpissing demand that Monkeyman leave the server and that he doesn’t deserve his role as caliph. They get Bear to join them and together the brave trio march in the general of the Gondal Caliphate and protest for the removal of Monkeyman from office. As the night grows older, Monkeyman continues to become less popular among the masses. Monkeyman decides to take extreme action and bans the three biggest protestors which only makes the situation worse. Monkeyman, only seeing one option, takes the easy way out and leaves the server out of shame.

Despite this dramatic event, the server never becomes as active as any of the previous servers. The next owner was Heckknok and he decided to invite a nuke bot and ban everyone from the server, causing the end of the Gondal Caliphate on November 4th, 2021. The Gondal Caliphate wouldn’t be the last Gondal server but to many it would be the last one with any sort of substance or purpose. Almost nothing interesting at all would happen in the future servers.

New Gondal (November 7th, 2021 - December 28th, 2021)

On November 7th, 2021, three days after the Gondal Caliphate fell, a new server was made titled New Gondal which was run by Theno and Wyvern. It was nuked at some point during its life, most likely by Heckknok, and would never be rebuilt.

The server would remain in this sort of limbo state for a while until it was rebuilt into the ZAMN Republic with the vanity gg/zamn. The “zamn” meme had been dead for quite some time now which leaves many Gondal historians bewildered as to what the admins were thinking.

The server remained at least ever so slightly active up until December 6th when it was replaced by SAN’s new server, AfghaniSAN. This would be the first server in the Gondal lineage of servers to not be run by Theno. A lot of unfiltered hatred would happen in this server and by now Gondal and FTA had become completely separated since they weren’t alike in any way. A lot of doxxing and hacking would happen here according to Gondal historians. The server would become quite dead by its final week and would become completely dead when the next Gondal server was released on December 28th, 2021.

GSEM - Pre-Nuke (September 24th, 2021 - December 30th, 2021)

Greatest Server Ever Made opened on September 24th, 2021. The server gained 200 members in just one day which was fairly good at the time. The first day of the server opening was treated as a sort of event with members from every community coming together to celebrate it. A vc was hosted with some of the most prominent members of the community in it such as Wry, Zokluke, WigWav, and Heckknok. Otto also ends up joining despite previous drama in Kek Zone. He would be a pivotal admin and would pave the way for the server to reach true greatness.

THE BIG ASS DOGE TAPES released just five days after the server's creation which greatly boosted morale in the server's members. The server got the gg/poop vanity straight away from Kek Zone meaning it had a very good vanity from even the earliest days of the server's existence.

Several standard events were hosted such as Roblox challenges and Stage Channel events. Users would also start their own unplanned events such as the attacks on a kid named Beluga's servers. Beluga joined and immediately gained the member's attention because of his profile impersonating famous YouTuber Beluga, who was often made fun of in communities such as GSEM. He kept promoting his server in the chat which caused many people to join so they could make fun of him. TLILT and Zonally would lead attacks against his server leading him to delete it and make a new one. TLILT and Zonally would continue raiding and Beluga would keep deleting and making new servers. This would go on for a while until the attacks became too extreme with members posting NSFW imagery which led the admins of the server to intervene. This event would also be very important as it was one of the first times Bloono would participate in the server and be recognized by the likes of Wry.

Attacks Against GSEM

On October 25th, 2021 the server would experience its first raid from members of a server named Yale. It was completely unprovoked since Yale and GSEM had no previous history. The raid was pretty detrimental to the server since the raiders mass pinged around 600 times. Not too long after, members from Thou Art would continue their raid which they started in Kek Zone. This attack paled in comparison to their Kek Zone nuke and even to the Yale raid. Around this time, Wry would demote WigWav making him the one and only true owner of GSEM.

The server would remain very active but not too many noteworthy events would occur. Probably the most important thing to happen around this time was the release of the December 4th, 2021, BIG ASS DOGE album, 84 Years.

On November 21st, 2021, a nuke against the Watching The Throne Kanye Podcast server took place. GSEM members noticed the server was getting nuked which led to the “THE IRONY STOPS NOW” bot getting added to the server which completely devastated any chance at the server’s rebuilding. The invite to GSEM was spammed and the server was rebranded the “Kanye Podcast Replacement” and many members from the original server moved there. It should be noted that none of the raiders from GSEM used slurs, those were from a third party.

On December 30th the server was self-nuked due to a tip from an anonymous advisor who claimed Jotbell had reported the server. Jotbell was someone who had been bullied pretty severely by both the Gondals and members of the China server, especially WigWav. Though the server was quickly rebuilt, and nothing changed, this seemed to be the end of GSEM as a strong community.

Newer Gondal Servers

The Anti Troll Initiative (December 28th, 2021 - January 23rd, 2022)

The ATI was made on December 28th, 2021, and quickly replaced AfghaniSAN. The ATI stood for the “Anti Troll Initiative” which started as an academy roleplay server which was supposedly extremely popular at launch. A fairly big VC event was held early on in the server’s history with some original members such as Mosinsniper. WigWav and Heckknok were extremely active in this server and did some evil things together that involved stealing money from the innocents. The server turns into the ATI when they manage to obtain the gg/antifa vanity which causes many raids to happen against the server. Mosinsiper wasn’t a fan of this remodel, so he decided to invite some of his republican friends to make an attack on the ATI which failed miserably.

The server fell on January 23rd, 2022, but by this time, Gondal historians would stop relaying a lot of important information to lore writers which means it is unknown as to how this server fell. However, it is pretty safe to assume that the server either died or was nuked by one of the admins.

Gondal Hood (Febuary 2022 - April 24th, 2022)

There would be no Gondal server for a month after the ATI fell. Very little is known about this server except for the fact that it wasn’t very successful at all. On April 24th, 2022, the server was nuked by Heckknok and once again there wouldn’t be a new Gondal server for a while after this one.

GSEM - Post-Nuke (December 30th, 2021 - April 30th, 2022)

The tension between GSEM and Gondal had finally become enough for Gondals to no longer be allowed in the server. For most of January, the server would remain active but would eventually die going into February.

When 2022 began, Wry and Zokluke decided it was finally time to start taking music seriously. With the disbandment of BIG ASS DOGE in late 2020, Wry, Zokluke, and Jake101 were the only remaining people who were willing to take music seriously. They formed FTA Records which was previously used as the fake record label that BIG ASS DOGE was supposedly signed to. Wry released a few songs throughout the coming months but he would give up later on. These old songs have since been lost to time. Around this time, Urtnag and Hxneyybun, two of the main members of modern FTA Records, started becoming more active.

One important thing that happened during this era was the introduction of Wry and Zokluke into Lemomeme. Lemomeme was a very popular server created for the meme Youtuber Memenade. Raised, a long time member of the FTA, has been a respected admin in Lemomeme for quite some time and finally used his power to make Wry and Zokluke mods in the server. They would become quite popular and most didn't care that they were rewarded with such high ranking roles despite being in the server for only a few days. However, this fact would greatly anger one of the server's newest mods who went by Daman. Daman snitched to people who outranked Raised and got Wry and Zokluke demoted. Wry and Zokluke would bully Daman very hard for this and create a server wide feud.

The End of GSEM

Despite new members and admins such as Funerally, the server would continue to become less and less active. Important members would leave such as Otto and even more would quit Discord entirely such as TheLoneyee. The reason Otto left was because of his extreme distaste towards Dankus, an admin at the time. This would cause Wry to scold Dankus which led to Wry finding out that Dankus was almost an adult and was still a full time Lemomeme and GSEM mod on top of being generally weird. Wry found out Otto was right about Dankus the whole time but it was far too late. Otto wouldn't return for the rest of GSEM's history. Many of the most active members at the time end up leaving and the server would remain dead for months. The server would go under level 3 meaning it lost the gg/poop vanity.

What truly put the nail in the coffin was when Jake101, one of the most important users of all time, quit Discord. This led to Wry and Zokluke completely nuking the server and taking a new approach on their futures. They started worrying less about making a good Discord server and more on progressing their real lives. The server was nuked by Wry and Zokluke on April 30th, 2022. They wouldn't abandon the community completely as they made a new server for the remaining members of GSEM to migrate to called FTA Records.

FTA Records (Server) (April 30th, 2022 - June 28th, 2022)

On April 30th, 2022, FTA Records opened to the public. It is the least successful of all servers in the FTA lineage of servers. Originally called "FTA Server Community Server Official", FTA Records was a failure of a server, however, it did formally introduce Wry and Zokluke to Urtnag and Hxneyybun for the first time which would change history forever, though not realized yet. Together they would make a bit of music together before Wry and Zokluke quit music for good.

FTA Records was abandoned on June 28th, 2022, following the creation of its far more successful sequel, The Poop Galaxy.

The End of Gondalia

Gondal+ MAX DELUXE (June 18th, 2022 - July 8th, 2022)

On June 18th, 2022, almost two months after the fall of the ATI, Heckknok decided to make a new Gondal server himself since Theno and SAN had quit Discord almost entirely by then. The server was called Gondal+ Max DELUXE and first hand accounts claim that the server was at least a little bit active. Theno would return near the end of the server’s life and nuke it with Heckknok on July 8th, 2022 for apparently zero reason.

Digital Anarchist Bureaucracy Roleplay (July 8th, 2022 - Unknown)

Pretty much immediately after Gondal+ MAX Deluxe was nuked, the “Digital Anarchist Bureaucracy Roleplay” replaced it. The server would coexist with AfghaniSAN 2 and once again, little is known about either of these servers. This and AfghaniSAN 2 would be the last known Gondal servers to the lore writers of today. Historians assume there might have been a few more Gondal servers after this but Gondalia’s true fate is unknown. For the purposes of this story however, Gondalia is over.

The Poop Galaxy - Pre-Bang (June 28th, 2022 - August 29th, 2022)

Originally called simply "New Server", the server was pretty active from the start. What mainly made the server so active in the beginning was how Wry, Zokluke, Bloono, pettyWrath, Zeszty, and more would get together to play Roblox almost every night. Within the first few days the server obtained level 3 boosting and took the gg/tylerthecreator vanity.

One day, Bloono was looking for new vanities since gg/tylerthecreator was proving to be not so great. Wry quickly noticed that when Bloono inputted gg/poop, it wasn't taken. They took it and now had the same vanity they have had for the past three servers. However, this vanity would come with a price. The first few days that the vanity was theirs all seemed peaceful. This was until multiple mysterious accounts started joining the server claiming that something horrible would happen if they didn't give up the vanity. The admins brushed it off at the time which would be a terrible mistake. On July 5th, 2022, it would be revealed to the admins of the server that the vanity was previously owned by someone named Bleepo.

The Road To 8/28/22

Bleepo is a Minecraft hack client developer with deep ties in multiple communities such as the 2b2t community. He apparently has ties with some of the most prestigious members of said community such as SalC1 and The Duper Trooper. Bleepo was very distraught over his vanity being stolen and sent over 3,000 bots to raid the server. He would go on to threaten to swat the admin team which didn't happen. TPG admins would mess with them for a while until eventually cutting all ties and finding bots to ban all the botted members.

On the first day of the servers opening, - J a y - was instructed to invite all of his friends to add some members to the server. Most of these wouldn't be very active at all, excluding Breadloaf. Breadloaf quickly became the most active member in TPG history. This was problematic as most people didn't like Breadloaf at all. He couldn't be banned because of just how active he was so he was decided to be kept as a necessary evil. A lot of internal drama would occur when Breadloaf was promoted to mod. Many believed it was a horrible idea and what eventually led to the fall of the server’s first era.

Around the month of August, the server would go into an extended period of inactivity. Even the admins wouldn't use the server almost at all. A bot raid similar to the one conducted by Bleepo would occur but almost no one would care. The server seemed to be on its last leg and finally ended on August 28th. The server was turned into an Obama type server with only one channel with the word "poop" in it and another chat exclusive to the boosters of the server. Boosters could also promote themselves in another channel similar to Disastrous Comedy.

The Poop Galaxy - Bang (August 29th, 2022 - September 27th, 2022)

After the server was closed on August 28th, 2022, many thought this was the end of the server and all FTA servers in general. This would be true until the very next day when Bangshakalaka would return to Discord for the first time in over one year. Him and Wry would call for a few hours and eventually turn the server back into The Federal Troll Agency. Many original members of the FTA pretended to be excited such as Soup Time and Isaac Team Diaz but would go back to being active in their own server known as Cadrega City a few days after.  When Bang left he promised the members of the server that something great would take place during 1 AM EST, 12/12/22.

The server would be extremely active during these couple of days during and after Bang's return. A major drama that would occur was on September 3rd, 2022, when an original member of the FTA, Averi or more commonly referred to as Tiger Shark, is exposed for doing some horrible things in her past. She is messed with a little until eventually being banned causing a lot of celebration in the server. This momentum wouldn't last long however as just a few days later, the server went back to being very inactive. The server very frequently would go to the brink of losing level 3 boosting which forced Bloono to buy up to 11 boosts.

During late August, Bloono would pick up the hobby of playing on the Minecraft server known as 2b2t. She would get Zokluke, Sheeblou, and eventually Wry to play as well. On the very first day Wry joined, he made a joke by telling Sheeblou and Zokluke to go in the chat and pretend he was a celebrity. They would all think it was a funny little joke until it turned out to be true. A 2b2t player named Slueth recognized Wry from his gifs. Slueth turned out to be a quite influential member who has made appearances in FitMC videos and had connections with The Duper Trooper. He got the group in a call with The Duper Trooper and Bloono managed to get him to add her. A few days later, while saying something about Pi'erre Bourne, they would meet another 2b2t friend named MaksiTaxi who turned out to be a big Pi'erre Bourne fan. They started their own base named Sossland which would be heavily planned out but sadly never constructed. The group slowly became inactive until eventually fizzling out into nothing. One thing that came out of this was Slueth making plans to meet up with Sheeblou in real life which is a little funny to think about.

On September 18th, 2022, the server was turned back into The Poop Galaxy as no one cared about the FTA anymore. A few hours after this change, Zokluke would be locked out of the account that owned the server and would go on to commit very rash decisions. He nuked in a joking way by being in chat and pinging everyone with funny messages. He would do this around 100 times. This would start a trend where almost everyday everyone would be pinged many times for no reason. This surprisingly made the server slightly more active but not nearly enough to save it. The server would also lose around 200 members from this. The server would receive a true final blow on September 26th, 2022, when Breadloaf left the server, symbolizing that the end of the server was imminent.

On September 27th, 2022, the year-long absence of Kappy would finally come to an end. Kappy joined a secret server and VCed with Wry, Bloono, Zokluke, and Shorp. During this VC, many of the participants got annoyed with Bloono and a secret groupchat was made where she was not allowed. This made Bloono feel very left out leading her to nuke The Poop Galaxy marking the true end to the server. No one really cared and everyone was ready to move on to greater things beyond owning Discord servers. This was about to be the case until Bloono accidentally paid for all those boosts keeping The Poop Galaxy afloat for another month. Zokluke and Bloono decided that the best course of action was to not let the vanity go to waste and moved all of Bloono's boosts to that secret music server and buy a few more to be able to reach level 3. The server was remodeled the next day into Blaba Server.

Blaba Server (September 27th, 2022 - October 4th, 2022)

On September 27th, 2022, Bloono transferred her boosts from The Poop Galaxy to the Secret Music Server and moved the poop vanity from there to here. The very next day, the server was transformed into Blaba Server, and new members started joining through the vanity.

The most important of these was a member named SwagSoup. He joined through a new era of gifs which promised that rapper BabyTron was in the server and was looking for features for his new album. SwagSoup joined VC and had a voice and speech pattern reminiscent of Bangshakalaka's. Even his mic sounded similar. SwagSoup stated that he wanted to buy the vanity for 50$ but the price was eventually raised to 700,000$. At the end of it everyone involved had a good laugh. This was the only memorable occurrence to happen in the server and after this it continued to be semi active with the admins not caring too much about it.

On October 4th, 2022, Zokluke quit Discord. Bloono decided to transfer her Blaba Server boosts to her new server, The Diverse Server (a call back to the Diverse Groupchat). Her reasoning was unclear but no one really seemed to care. The server would keep level 3 for a few days and would have the pee vanity during that time. After that the server would die and some would move to The Diverse Server.

The Diverse Server (October 4th, 2022 - Today)

The Diverse Server was extremely active on its first day. This was mainly due to new members such as Wented and Pooper. However, the server would never reach this level of activity again since all people really did in the server now was wave at new members.

The server was closed down on October 15th, 2022, when Bloono decided to delete every channel and make it so only boosters can talk. Since she was the only booster this completely stopped the server. The server was said to open once again when it reached 1000 members. However, Bloono decided to open the server a little before that on October 22nd, 2022.

New members began to join and the server was active once again. The server was promoted on Bloono’s TikTok and various raptokers began to join. The most important of these being Lunar who is now the most active member of The Diverse Server. The poop vanity helped keep the server alive for a bit but it eventually became inactive. The server truly died on December 11th, 2022 when drama caused Bloono to cut ties with Zokluke, Wry, and a few others which really killed the server for good.

The FTA - Season 8 (November 16th, 2022 - Today)

After the failure that was the FTA Records server, Wry refused to make any new servers. This would be until November 13th, 2022, when a groupchat was made with Kappy, Gabecord, and various other members of previous communities. Gabecord had been disconnected from the community for a while now and decided to ask if the FTA was still around. Wry told him it was sadly over and Gabecord asked why he didn’t just make a new one. Wry explained to him that he had done exactly that three times (Kek Zone, Greatest Server Ever Made, and FTA Records). Gabecord told him to try again and promised that this time it would be different, because he would be involved. This changed everything in Wry’s mind which led to him remaking the Federal Troll Agency and inviting Kappy and Gabecord to help do so.

Gabecord’s FTA

Together, they constructed the server to make it look exactly how the FTA did during its absolute peak times. They took great care into making the server absolutely perfect and decided that they would open its doors on Wednesday November 16th, 2022. They advertised the server in all previous FTA servers and even places like Awesome Planet. It was obvious that many were excited for the FTA’s true return. The server opened on November 16th as promised. Though numbers were not even close to past servers, many of the most prominent original FTA members showed up to celebrate the return of their favorite server.

The server opened on November 16th as promised. Though numbers were not even close to past servers, many of the most prominent original FTA members showed up to celebrate the return of their favorite server. Many Gondals joined as they have been fiending for a new server to talk in after Gondal's fall. Many of them were eventually banned as the FTA and Gondals rivalry still lived on. In spite of this, some prominent Gondals were allowed to stay as they proved to the admins that they were reformed. These being Ara, Heckknok, and eventually Skumbagg.

Bangshakalaka would make two returns in the server's history, so far. The first of which being on December 12th, 2022. He made an announcement in The Poop Galaxy stating that he would return on said date so he was making good on his promsie. Even though he did return, no one was there to notice it meaning he only came back for a grand total of like 5 minutes. This was very tragic but it would all be made up for when he returned again on January 21st, 2022 and VCed with Wry and PettyWrath.

The FTA Minecraft Realm, hosted by The8BitDin0, has been the most memorable event so far. It introduced many new people to the FTA such as Badboomzy, Lil Cole, and more. The realm lasted for a pretty short amount of time but it was enjoyable throughout that entire amount of time. The realm opened on December 13th, 2022 and only had a few players during the first few days. The first people to settle near spawn were Jake101 and Wry who created a massive modern birch house almost directly on spawn. Their first visitor was a pig who they named Neph which would become their first basemate. The first conflict would occur when Zokluke moved right next door. For one reason or another, the two started beefing. In the span of just a few hours, Zokluke geared up and greatly outgunned both Wry and Jake. Although at a disadvantage, Wry and Jake managed to maintain the highground during the final battle of their beef. This was until Wry fell into the very trap that was meant for Zokluke. Zokluke stole all of Wry's loot and Jake was killed not too long after. The battle was over with Zokluke victorious. He took over the spawn base and forced Wry and Jake off the land. They retreated to a dark oak forest across the ocean.

When things seemed at their lowest for Wry and Jake, things got worse. Zokluke and his new partner had kidnapped Neph. Luckily, Wry and Jake managed to find a new companion in the form of a sheep whom they named Unc. Wry and Jake's beef with Zokluke was quickly dropped when they all got a new common enemy. The8BitDin0's raptok friends learned about the realm and were joining by the thousands. At first, all parties were friendly. They joined while Wry and Jake were still stranded in a dark oak forest. Jake asked them if he and Wry could join them and they agreed. However, they sent Jake false coordinates and left him on a wild goose chase. This greatly angered Jake and the beef only escalated from there. What truly fueled the fire was when Zoklukes base was griefed by an unknown party. Assuming it was the raptokers, Zokluke enlisted the help of Peely to find their base and grief it as well. When Zokluke and Peely eventually found the raptoker's base, they stole their most prized possession: The Rizzler. The Rizzler was a horse beloved by the raptokers and when they found out it was stolen, they freaked tf out. The blame was shifted entirely on Peely so relations with the raptokers could remain atleast somewhat good.

Wry, Jake, and Zokluke teamed up and set off to faraway lands to create their new base. They landed on a beautifal jungle island where they created a nice base. Here, isolated from the rest of the world, they would become obsessed with pigs, or "the hogs" as they called them. The raptokers were still very upset at the loss of The Rizzler which led to them vandalizing both Wry and Jake's and Zoklukes old bases. This would force Wry, Jake, and Zokluke, and Peely's hands into conducting the biggest attack in the realm's history. On December 22nd, 2022, Zokluke used evil methods to obtain pig spawn eggs and distributed them to his friends. Together they set off to the raptoker's base and griefed so incredibly hard with the pig spawn eggs and other evil tactics. This event would come to be known as The Hogging by historians. The entire event is documented in this YouTube Video.

On January 16th, 2023, the server was nuked and turned into Kek Zone by request of Zokluke so he could have a dose of nostalgia. The server was changed back just three days later. Currently, the server remains fairly active and all looks well.