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OkBuddyRetard
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Status Deleted
Users8,000+
OwnerGrantVsZombies#5575
History
FoundedJanuary 5th 2017
DefunctApril 7th 2022
Founderkirbizia


Make some free time when nobody would possibly come by or require your instant attention. Remove all clothing. Find a suitable, comfortable place, with the recommended one being on a soft mat or similar material on the floor near a wall. Lie on your back with your head nearly touching said wall, with your body pointing away from it. I recommend stretching before this next part, if you don't want to explode a lot of things that shouldn't be exploded. Throw your legs above you, trying to place your feet on the wall. If you can manage that, slowly work your pelvis closer to yourself by either 'walking' your feet up the wall or just forcing it closer to you. Your goal is to have your dick literally hanging straight down like an erotic, unseemly chandelier. Once your body is bent into that position which no body ever should be, you have to find your own way to get your johnny closer to you. Most common seems to be attempting to throw your pelvis even closer to you, but you could also just try to crane your neck towards you, or do any number of flex/release muscle patterns to collapse yourself. I recommend none of them, for reasons garden-zombie pointed out, but there is little stopping someone suffering from a mix of violently curious and horny.Make some free time when nobody would possibly come by or require your instant attention. Remove all clothing. Find a suitable, comfortable place, with the recommended one being on a soft mat or similar material on the floor near a wall. Lie on your back with your head nearly touching said wall, with your body pointing away from it. I recommend stretching before this next part, if you don't want to explode a lot of things that shouldn't be exploded. Throw your legs above you, trying to place your feet on the wall. If you can manage that, slowly work your pelvis closer to yourself by either 'walking' your feet up the wall or just forcing it closer to you. Your goal is to have your dick literally hanging straight down like an erotic, unseemly chandelier. Once your body is bent into that position which no body ever should be, you have to find your own way to get your johnny closer to you. Most common seems to be attempting to throw your pelvis even closer to you, but you could also just try to crane your neck towards you, or do any number of flex/release muscle patterns to collapse yourself. I recommend none of them, for reasons garden-zombie pointed out, but there is little stopping someone suffering from a mix of violently curious and horny.Make some free time when nobody would possibly come by or require your instant attention. Remove all clothing. Find a suitable, comfortable place, with the recommended one being on a soft mat or similar material on the floor near a wall. Lie on your back with your head nearly touching said wall, with your body pointing away from it. I recommend stretching before this next part, if you don't want to explode a lot of things that shouldn't be exploded. Throw your legs above you, trying to place your feet on the wall. If you can manage that, slowly work your pelvis closer to yourself by either 'walking' your feet up the wall or just forcing it closer to you. Your goal is to have your dick literally hanging straight down like an erotic, unseemly chandelier. Once your body is bent into that position which no body ever should be, you have to find your own way to get your johnny closer to you. Most common seems to be attempting to throw your pelvis even closer to you, but you could also just try to crane your neck towards you, or do any number of flex/release muscle patterns to collapse yourself. I recommend none of them, for reasons garden-zombie pointed out, but there is little stopping someone suffering from a mix of violently curious and horny.Make some free time when nobody would possibly come by or require your instant attention. Remove all clothing. Find a suitable, comfortable place, with the recommended one being on a soft mat or similar material on the floor near a wall. Lie on your back with your head nearly touching said wall, with your body pointing away from it. I recommend stretching before this next part, if you don't want to explode a lot of things that shouldn't be exploded. Throw your legs above you, trying to place your feet on the wall. If you can manage that, slowly work your pelvis closer to yourself by either 'walking' your feet up the wall or just forcing it closer to you. Your goal is to have your dick literally hanging straight down like an erotic, unseemly chandelier. Once your body is bent into that position which no body ever should be, you have to find your own way to get your johnny closer to you. Most common seems to be attempting to throw your pelvis even closer to you, but you could also just try to crane your neck towards you, or do any number of flex/release muscle patterns to collapse yourself. I recommend none of them, for reasons garden-zombie pointed out, but there is little stopping someone suffering from a mix of violently curious and horny.Make some free time when nobody would possibly come by or require your instant attention. Remove all clothing. Find a suitable, comfortable place, with the recommended one being on a soft mat or similar material on the floor near a wall. Lie on your back with your head nearly touching said wall, with your body pointing away from it. I recommend stretching before this next part, if you don't want to explode a lot of things that shouldn't be exploded. Throw your legs above you, trying to place your feet on the wall. If you can manage that, slowly work your pelvis closer to yourself by either 'walking' your feet up the wall or just forcing it closer to you. Your goal is to have your dick literally hanging straight down like an erotic, unseemly chandelier. Once your body is bent into that position which no body ever should be, you have to find your own way to get your johnny closer to you. Most common seems to be attempting to throw your pelvis even closer to you, but you could also just try to crane your neck towards you, or do any number of flex/release muscle patterns to collapse yourself. I recommend none of them, for reasons garden-zombie pointed out, but there is little stopping someone suffering from a mix of violently curious and horny.Make some free time when nobody would possibly come by or require your instant attention. Remove all clothing. Find a suitable, comfortable place, with the recommended one being on a soft mat or similar material on the floor near a wall. Lie on your back with your head nearly touching said wall, with your body pointing away from it. I recommend stretching before this next part, if you don't want to explode a lot of things that shouldn't be exploded. Throw your legs above you, trying to place your feet on the wall. If you can manage that, slowly work your pelvis closer to yourself by either 'walking' your feet up the wall or just forcing it closer to you. Your goal is to have your dick literally hanging straight down like an erotic, unseemly chandelier. Once your body is bent into that position which no body ever should be, you have to find your own way to get your johnny closer to you. Most common seems to be attempting to throw your pelvis even closer to you, but you could also just try to crane your neck towards you, or do any number of flex/release muscle patterns to collapse yourself. I recommend none of them, for reasons garden-zombie pointed out, but there is little stopping someone suffering from a mix of violently curious and horny.Make some free time when nobody would possibly come by or require your instant attention. Remove all clothing. Find a suitable, comfortable place, with the recommended one being on a soft mat or similar material on the floor near a wall. Lie on your back with your head nearly touching said wall, with your body pointing away from it. I recommend stretching before this next part, if you don't want to explode a lot of things that shouldn't be exploded. Throw your legs above you, trying to place your feet on the wall. If you can manage that, slowly work your pelvis closer to yourself by either 'walking' your feet up the wall or just forcing it closer to you. Your goal is to have your dick literally hanging straight down like an erotic, unseemly chandelier. Once your body is bent into that position which no body ever should be, you have to find your own way to get your johnny closer to you. Most common seems to be attempting to throw your pelvis even closer to you, but you could also just try to crane your neck towards you, or do any number of flex/release muscle patterns to collapse yourself. I recommend none of them, for reasons garden-zombie pointed out, but there is little stopping someone suffering from a mix of violently curious and horny.Make some free time when nobody would possibly come by or require your instant attention. Remove all clothing. Find a suitable, comfortable place, with the recommended one being on a soft mat or similar material on the floor near a wall. Lie on your back with your head nearly touching said wall, with your body pointing away from it. I recommend stretching before this next part, if you don't want to explode a lot of things that shouldn't be exploded. Throw your legs above you, trying to place your feet on the wall. If you can manage that, slowly work your pelvis closer to yourself by either 'walking' your feet up the wall or just forcing it closer to you. Your goal is to have your dick literally hanging straight down like an erotic, unseemly chandelier. Once your body is bent into that position which no body ever should be, you have to find your own way to get your johnny closer to you. Most common seems to be attempting to throw your pelvis even closer to you, but you could also just try to crane your neck towards you, or do any number of flex/release muscle patterns to collapse yourself. I recommend none of them, for reasons garden-zombie pointed out, but there is little stopping someone suffering from a mix of violently curious and horny.Make some free time when nobody would possibly come by or require your instant attention. Remove all clothing. Find a suitable, comfortable place, with the recommended one being on a soft mat or similar material on the floor near a wall. Lie on your back with your head nearly touching said wall, with your body pointing away from it. I recommend stretching before this next part, if you don't want to explode a lot of things that shouldn't be exploded. Throw your legs above you, trying to place your feet on the wall. If you can manage that, slowly work your pelvis closer to yourself by either 'walking' your feet up the wall or just forcing it closer to you. Your goal is to have your dick literally hanging straight down like an erotic, unseemly chandelier. Once your body is bent into that position which no body ever should be, you have to find your own way to get your johnny closer to you. Most common seems to be attempting to throw your pelvis even closer to you, but you could also just try to crane your neck towards you, or do any number of flex/release muscle patterns to collapse yourself. I recommend none of them, for reasons garden-zombie pointed out, but there is little stopping someone suffering from a mix of violently curious and horny.Make some free time when nobody would possibly come by or require your instant attention. Remove all clothing. Find a suitable, comfortable place, with the recommended one being on a soft mat or similar material on the floor near a wall. Lie on your back with your head nearly touching said wall, with your body pointing away from it. I recommend stretching before this next part, if you don't want to explode a lot of things that shouldn't be exploded. Throw your legs above you, trying to place your feet on the wall. If you can manage that, slowly work your pelvis closer to yourself by either 'walking' your feet up the wall or just forcing it closer to you. Your goal is to have your dick literally hanging straight down like an erotic, unseemly chandelier. Once your body is bent into that position which no body ever should be, you have to find your own way to get your johnny closer to you. Most common seems to be attempting to throw your pelvis even closer to you, but you could also just try to crane your neck towards you, or do any number of flex/release muscle patterns to collapse yourself. I recommend none of them, for reasons garden-zombie pointed out, but there is little stopping someone suffering from a mix of violently curious and horny.Make some free time when nobody would possibly come by or require your instant attention. Remove all clothing. Find a suitable, comfortable place, with the recommended one being on a soft mat or similar material on the floor near a wall. Lie on your back with your head nearly touching said wall, with your body pointing away from it. I recommend stretching before this next part, if you don't want to explode a lot of things that shouldn't be exploded. Throw your legs above you, trying to place your feet on the wall. If you can manage that, slowly work your pelvis closer to yourself by either 'walking' your feet up the wall or just forcing it closer to you. Your goal is to have your dick literally hanging straight down like an erotic, unseemly chandelier. Once your body is bent into that position which no body ever should be, you have to find your own way to get your johnny closer to you. Most common seems to be attempting to throw your pelvis even closer to you, but you could also just try to crane your neck towards you, or do any number of flex/release muscle patterns to collapse yourself. I recommend none of them, for reasons garden-zombie pointed out, but there is little stopping someone suffering from a mix of violently curious and horny.Make some free time when nobody would possibly come by or require your instant attention. Remove all clothing. Find a suitable, comfortable place, with the recommended one being on a soft mat or similar material on the floor near a wall. Lie on your back with your head nearly touching said wall, with your body pointing away from it. I recommend stretching before this next part, if you don't want to explode a lot of things that shouldn't be exploded. Throw your legs above you, trying to place your feet on the wall. If you can manage that, slowly work your pelvis closer to yourself by either 'walking' your feet up the wall or just forcing it closer to you. Your goal is to have your dick literally hanging straight down like an erotic, unseemly chandelier. Once your body is bent into that position which no body ever should be, you have to find your own way to get your johnny closer to you. Most common seems to be attempting to throw your pelvis even closer to you, but you could also just try to crane your neck towards you, or do any number of flex/release muscle patterns to collapse yourself. I recommend none of them, for reasons garden-zombie pointed out, but there is little stopping someone suffering from a mix of violently curious and horny.Make some free time when nobody would possibly come by or require your instant attention. Remove all clothing. Find a suitable, comfortable place, with the recommended one being on a soft mat or similar material on the floor near a wall. Lie on your back with your head nearly touching said wall, with your body pointing away from it. I recommend stretching before this next part, if you don't want to explode a lot of things that shouldn't be exploded. Throw your legs above you, trying to place your feet on the wall. If you can manage that, slowly work your pelvis closer to yourself by either 'walking' your feet up the wall or just forcing it closer to you. Your goal is to have your dick literally hanging straight down like an erotic, unseemly chandelier. Once your body is bent into that position which no body ever should be, you have to find your own way to get your johnny closer to you. Most common seems to be attempting to throw your pelvis even closer to you, but you could also just try to crane your neck towards you, or do any number of flex/release muscle patterns to collapse yourself. I recommend none of them, for reasons garden-zombie pointed out, but there is little stopping someone suffering from a mix of violently curious and horny.Make some free time when nobody would possibly come by or require your instant attention. Remove all clothing. Find a suitable, comfortable place, with the recommended one being on a soft mat or similar material on the floor near a wall. Lie on your back with your head nearly touching said wall, with your body pointing away from it. I recommend stretching before this next part, if you don't want to explode a lot of things that shouldn't be exploded. Throw your legs above you, trying to place your feet on the wall. If you can manage that, slowly work your pelvis closer to yourself by either 'walking' your feet up the wall or just forcing it closer to you. Your goal is to have your dick literally hanging straight down like an erotic, unseemly chandelier. Once your body is bent into that position which no body ever should be, you have to find your own way to get your johnny closer to you. Most common seems to be attempting to throw your pelvis even closer to you, but you could also just try to crane your neck towards you, or do any number of flex/release muscle patterns to collapse yourself. I recommend none of them, for reasons garden-zombie pointed out, but there is little stopping someone suffering from a mix of violently curious and horny.Make some free time when nobody would possibly come by or require your instant attention. Remove all clothing. Find a suitable, comfortable place, with the recommended one being on a soft mat or similar material on the floor near a wall. Lie on your back with your head nearly touching said wall, with your body pointing away from it. I recommend stretching before this next part, if you don't want to explode a lot of things that shouldn't be exploded. Throw your legs above you, trying to place your feet on the wall. If you can manage that, slowly work your pelvis closer to yourself by either 'walking' your feet up the wall or just forcing it closer to you. Your goal is to have your dick literally hanging straight down like an erotic, unseemly chandelier. Once your body is bent into that position which no body ever should be, you have to find your own way to get your johnny closer to you. Most common seems to be attempting to throw your pelvis even closer to you, but you could also just try to crane your neck towards you, or do any number of flex/release muscle patterns to collapse yourself. I recommend none of them, for reasons garden-zombie pointed out, but there is little stopping someone suffering from a mix of violently curious and horny.Make some free time when nobody would possibly come by or require your instant attention. Remove all clothing. Find a suitable, comfortable place, with the recommended one being on a soft mat or similar material on the floor near a wall. Lie on your back with your head nearly touching said wall, with your body pointing away from it. I recommend stretching before this next part, if you don't want to explode a lot of things that shouldn't be exploded. Throw your legs above you, trying to place your feet on the wall. If you can manage that, slowly work your pelvis closer to yourself by either 'walking' your feet up the wall or just forcing it closer to you. Your goal is to have your dick literally hanging straight down like an erotic, unseemly chandelier. Once your body is bent into that position which no body ever should be, you have to find your own way to get your johnny closer to you. Most common seems to be attempting to throw your pelvis even closer to you, but you could also just try to crane your neck towards you, or do any number of flex/release muscle patterns to collapse yourself. I recommend none of them, for reasons garden-zombie pointed out, but there is little stopping someone suffering from a mix of violently curious and horny.Make some free time when nobody would possibly come by or require your instant attention. Remove all clothing. Find a suitable, comfortable place, with the recommended one being on a soft mat or similar material on the floor near a wall. Lie on your back with your head nearly touching said wall, with your body pointing away from it. I recommend stretching before this next part, if you don't want to explode a lot of things that shouldn't be exploded. Throw your legs above you, trying to place your feet on the wall. If you can manage that, slowly work your pelvis closer to yourself by either 'walking' your feet up the wall or just forcing it closer to you. Your goal is to have your dick literally hanging straight down like an erotic, unseemly chandelier. Once your body is bent into that position which no body ever should be, you have to find your own way to get your johnny closer to you. Most common seems to be attempting to throw your pelvis even closer to you, but you could also just try to crane your neck towards you, or do any number of flex/release muscle patterns to collapse yourself. I recommend none of them, for reasons garden-zombie pointed out, but there is little stopping someone suffering from a mix of violently curious and horny.Make some free time when nobody would possibly come by or require your instant attention. Remove all clothing. Find a suitable, comfortable place, with the recommended one being on a soft mat or similar material on the floor near a wall. Lie on your back with your head nearly touching said wall, with your body pointing away from it. I recommend stretching before this next part, if you don't want to explode a lot of things that shouldn't be exploded. Throw your legs above you, trying to place your feet on the wall. If you can manage that, slowly work your pelvis closer to yourself by either 'walking' your feet up the wall or just forcing it closer to you. Your goal is to have your dick literally hanging straight down like an erotic, unseemly chandelier. Once your body is bent into that position which no body ever should be, you have to find your own way to get your johnny closer to you. Most common seems to be attempting to throw your pelvis even closer to you, but you could also just try to crane your neck towards you, or do any number of flex/release muscle patterns to collapse yourself. I recommend none of them, for reasons garden-zombie pointed out, but there is little stopping someone suffering from a mix of violently curious and horny.Make some free time when nobody would possibly come by or require your instant attention. Remove all clothing. Find a suitable, comfortable place, with the recommended one being on a soft mat or similar material on the floor near a wall. Lie on your back with your head nearly touching said wall, with your body pointing away from it. I recommend stretching before this next part, if you don't want to explode a lot of things that shouldn't be exploded. Throw your legs above you, trying to place your feet on the wall. If you can manage that, slowly work your pelvis closer to yourself by either 'walking' your feet up the wall or just forcing it closer to you. Your goal is to have your dick literally hanging straight down like an erotic, unseemly chandelier. Once your body is bent into that position which no body ever should be, you have to find your own way to get your johnny closer to you. Most common seems to be attempting to throw your pelvis even closer to you, but you could also just try to crane your neck towards you, or do any number of flex/release muscle patterns to collapse yourself. I recommend none of them, for reasons garden-zombie pointed out, but there is little stopping someone suffering from a mix of violently curious and horny.Make some free time when nobody would possibly come by or require your instant attention. Remove all clothing. Find a suitable, comfortable place, with the recommended one being on a soft mat or similar material on the floor near a wall. Lie on your back with your head nearly touching said wall, with your body pointing away from it. I recommend stretching before this next part, if you don't want to explode a lot of things that shouldn't be exploded. Throw your legs above you, trying to place your feet on the wall. If you can manage that, slowly work your pelvis closer to yourself by either 'walking' your feet up the wall or just forcing it closer to you. Your goal is to have your dick literally hanging straight down like an erotic, unseemly chandelier. Once your body is bent into that position which no body ever should be, you have to find your own way to get your johnny closer to you. Most common seems to be attempting to throw your pelvis even closer to you, but you could also just try to crane your neck towards you, or do any number of flex/release muscle patterns to collapse yourself. I recommend none of them, for reasons garden-zombie pointed out, but there is little stopping someone suffering from a mix of violently curious and horny.Make some free time when nobody would possibly come by or require your instant attention. Remove all clothing. Find a suitable, comfortable place, with the recommended one being on a soft mat or similar material on the floor near a wall. Lie on your back with your head nearly touching said wall, with your body pointing away from it. I recommend stretching before this next part, if you don't want to explode a lot of things that shouldn't be exploded. Throw your legs above you, trying to place your feet on the wall. If you can manage that, slowly work your pelvis closer to yourself by either 'walking' your feet up the wall or just forcing it closer to you. Your goal is to have your dick literally hanging straight down like an erotic, unseemly chandelier. Once your body is bent into that position which no body ever should be, you have to find your own way to get your johnny closer to you. Most common seems to be attempting to throw your pelvis even closer to you, but you could also just try to crane your neck towards you, or do any number of flex/release muscle patterns to collapse yourself. I recommend none of them, for reasons garden-zombie pointed out, but there is little stopping someone suffering from a mix of violently curious and horny.Make some free time when nobody would possibly come by or require your instant attention. Remove all clothing. Find a suitable, comfortable place, with the recommended one being on a soft mat or similar material on the floor near a wall. Lie on your back with your head nearly touching said wall, with your body pointing away from it. I recommend stretching before this next part, if you don't want to explode a lot of things that shouldn't be exploded. Throw your legs above you, trying to place your feet on the wall. If you can manage that, slowly work your pelvis closer to yourself by either 'walking' your feet up the wall or just forcing it closer to you. Your goal is to have your dick literally hanging straight down like an erotic, unseemly chandelier. Once your body is bent into that position which no body ever should be, you have to find your own way to get your johnny closer to you. Most common seems to be attempting to throw your pelvis even closer to you, but you could also just try to crane your neck towards you, or do any number of flex/release muscle patterns to collapse yourself. I recommend none of them, for reasons garden-zombie pointed out, but there is little stopping someone suffering from a mix of violently curious and horny.