Irony Hub/List of admins and mods

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Irony Hub, being a very bureaucratic server, has a large mod team whose head is always up they ass.

This page lists people who have admin or mod roles, or have had it in the past.

Fans have long asked George Lucas whether Chewbacca has a human penis or a weird red one like a dog. Canonic lore, however, establishes proof that Chewbacca does indeed have a human-like penis.

The animal penis has a very simple job to do: to maintain sufficient stiffness to facilitate entry into an orifice during mating and to deliver sperm; the UT or genitourinary system function notwithstanding... that's it. Mammals achieve this in a unique manner. Most animals, including primates, have a unique retractable bone called a baculum in their penis. The only primate without this baculum are human men; animals without a baculum are horses, mules, rhinos, marsupials, rabbits and elephants to name a few. To understand whether Wookiees would possess a baculum, we must consider the evolutionary process that lead to the loss of the baculum in human evolution.

The elongation-loss hypothesis proposed that the evolution of bipedalism and sperm competition resulted in an increased evolutionary pressure for a longer penis, possibly with a larger supporting baculum. Following this, progression towards mating systems where males controlled access to females (monogamy or polygyny) may have favoured selection against the baculum, possibly as a large penis with a large baculum would have been a discomfort to males and/or vulnerable to injuries. Lucas' Holiday Special demonstrates that Wookiee society is both patriarchal and comparable to modern human society, suggesting that Wookiee anatomy and society are shaped by the same evolutionary pressures as our own. Humans "evolved a mating system in which the male tended to accompany a particular female all the time to try to ensure paternity of her children" which allows for frequent matings of short duration. Observation suggests that primates with a baculum only infrequently encounter females, but engage in longer periods of copulation that the baculum makes possible, thereby maximizing their chances of fathering the female's offspring. Human females exhibit concealed ovulation, also known as hidden estrus, meaning it is almost impossible to tell when the female is fertile, so frequent matings would be necessary to ensure paternity. The complex social monogamy exhibited by Wookiees therefore demonstrates the evolutionary pressures that would cause a loss of the baculum.

One thing very relevant here is when this bone was lost in the course of human evolution. While our closest living relative, the chimpanzee, retains it, it is already rudimentary or vestigial, being about 3/4 inch long, and I don't know how functional it is in chimp erections - the chimpanzee has a fairly long but slender penis. The problem with fossil hominid remains is they're so fragmentary, and it's unlikely such a small and fragile bone would be preserved. So was the bone lost already with the australopithecines? Did some early Homo like H. habilis retain it? Or is H. sapiens unique in this respect? Though further research is needed, both current fossil records and living primate species indicate the loss coincides with a transition towards a bipedal lifestyle, suggesting bipedal Wookie species would also have lost the baculum.

Moving on, what of the female Wookiee genitalia? Because hers is internally designed, we can only assume that if the Wookiee male is built with the same external anatomy as the human male for elongated vaginal presentation during copulation, then it would logically follow that the Wookiee female is mapped reasonable the same as I am, but believably hers would be on a larger scale if we consider the size of the pelvic cradle seen in the Holiday Special. True aspects of her reproductive anatomy are unknown. However the homologue or identical feature to the baculum in female mammals is known as the baubellum or os clitoris.

Whilst George Lucas may have always intended the mystery surrounding Chewbacca's penis to be unresolved, true fans realise the clues were there all along. A bipedal, socially monogamous species like the Wookiees must no doubt have a human-like penis.

Current

Admin

yo yo weezor get yoself some hoes

Avatar User Promoted Notes
Weezor June 10, 2020 Server owner

**ON BREAK

Luq February 12, 2021 **ON BREAK
Neo April 29, 2021 Co-owner while Weezor is on break.
ThyPlagueDoc June 12, 2021* *Admin temporarily while Weezor is on break.
Seiya June 12, 2021* *Admin temporarily while Weezor is on break.

Mod

Avatar User Promoted Notes
arctic June 1, 2021 Promoted from advisor.
Blaster June 7, 2021 Promoted from advisor.
cabboge June 16, 2021 Promoted from advisor.
Caskain June 1, 2021 Promoted from advisor, has had all three staff roles.
Cup!; March 4, 2021 Promoted from advisor.
deniz nakamura March 6, 2021 Promoted from advisor.
Mythra June 1, 2021 Promoted from advisor, has had all three staff roles.
Nununoisy Sometime from June

to July

Demoted from admin on December 29, 2020
Seiya March 4, 2021 Promoted through apps.
Syzygy March 3 or 4, 2021 CommieDog's alt account, very inactive
Taylor June 1, 2021 Promoted from advisor.
Tennille March 4, 2021 Promoted through apps. Inactive.
Thumper January 25, 2021 Promoted temporarily due to a staff shortage following the January 2021 mod exodus. Became permanent on April 26, 2021.
ThyPlagueDoc November 5, 2020 Promoted through apps.

Former

Admin

Avatar User Demoted Status Notes
Candy November 6, 2020 Advisor Resigned but was banned later for leaving while contained for posting penis surgery gore. :4euro:
Caskain August 29, 2020 Mod Demoted for mod abuse and leaving the server a lot. Repromoted to Mod on June 1, 2021
Mythra Sometime in August Mod Resigned. Repromoted to Mod on June 1, 2021
CommieDog January 25, 2021 Left
Dkaih35 June 10, 2020 NULed Was the original server owner, before leaving. Rejoined later and was repromoted to Mod on August 17, 2020.
Gamer May 30, 2020 NULed One of the original co-owners. Banned for helping set up nuke.
Jafi ? Left Resigned. Repromoted to Mod on January 4, 2021
Moe Lester November 28, 2020 NULed One of the original co-owners. Resigned, left the server a little bit later due to burnout. Banned and NULed after mod vote.
Nununoisy December 29, 2020 Mod Demoted to Mod for inactivity.
OddBread ? Barely active Demoted for inactivity
Pansmith August 30, 2020 Left Demoted for inactivity
Riemann June 2020 NULed Was demoted and banned for causing mini-nuke, then banned permanently for helping set up nuke
Soapkiller February 21, 2021 Advisor Resigned
Thumper ? Mod was made an Admin a joke. Was Demoted five minutes later.
Vithra January 25, 2021 Left
Werp ? Ambassador Demoted for inactivity.

Mod

Avatar User Demoted Status Notes
123 123 ? Banned Briefly banned for attempted mini-nuke, then unbanned; currently banned for leaving while contained
Baal ? Barely active Only got modded for the dogelore partnership lmfaoooooooo
Bullets August 31, 2020 Active Resigned/demoted/left idk
Cereal April 30, 2021 Advisor Resigned
Chupa February 19, 2021 Left server Resigned
Cmonster October 24, 2020 Active Resigned
Cris August 30, 2020 Somewhat active Demoted for inactivity
CsBongos February 15, 2021 Left server Resigned
Dave-Laughing June 20, 2021 Barely active Demoted after a mod vote for inactivity.
Diogo April 11, 2021 Active Demoted after a mod vote.
Dkaih35 August 20, 2020 NULed Was mod under the name Skakid. Banned and NULed for nuking the server.
Ekebis April 20 , 2021 Left server Resigned LMFAAAAAAAAO COULDNT TAKE THE HEAT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAAAAAAAAA HAHAHA IM FUCKING DYING HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Fluddsskark November 1, 2020 Left server Deleted his discord and all other social media
Govern January 25, 2021 Left server Left the server, exact reason why is not publicly known. Whether he is coming back is also unclear.
Hor ? Banned Banned for evading a mute and being a "terrible quality user"
Jafi March 4, 2021 Left server
Kronik August 30, 2020 Somewhat active Demoted for inactivity
LoweffortTwink ? Somewhat active Resigned
LTC July or August 2020 NULed (on main ) Demoted for giving a user trial mod without authority to do so. On NUL for constantly alting into the server after her ban
Mario ? Left server Resigned on day 2 (including the day he was promoted) for school, making him the shortest-lasting mod ever.
Naesung April 17, 2021 Left server Resigned
Nicoglasses June 20, 2021 Inactive Demoted after a mod vote for inactivity.
PettyWrath November 15, 2020 Active Demoted for abuse of power and gore in another server; her demotion was very controversial
Pikeman ? Active Resigned
Qorty November 28, 2020 Advisor Appealed after mass-pinging users
Rhaydix Prime December 23, 2020 Somewhat active Demoted due to "an admin vote". He wasn't given a warning and no further elaboration was provided. Kinda sus :amongusiftheywere:
Systroph ? NULed Permanently banned for posting vore and having a terrible punishment record including multiple bans, meta bans and contains, and putting the server at risk by orchestrating a mass report
Tomm ? Inactive Resigned
Tyingdoughnut4 October 22, 2020 Advisor Resigned
Waluweegee ? Inactive Resigned