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The '''Holy Gondal Empire''', also known as '''Red Kevinian Cup''' or '''Gondal: Thenite Republic''', is the latest server in Gondal's story. It was formed by merging two split-off servers, [[Kevinia]] and Red Cup Conspiracy, after [[Gondal: From The Ashes]] was archived due to constant raids by pedophiles who spammed child pornography on the former server. The latest entry in Irony servers, bringing it back from the dead!

The participants for the Second Presidential Election would be [[Greasebeast]], [[Celena]], mog, and Pai. [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] was also allowed to participate in the elections solely because many would expect him to lose due to what happened in the 8/4/24 Incident. He wouldn't give up hope though, claiming that he has over 968 friends that would all vote for him. [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] would then show off a Snapchat group chat with someone that would add all of his supposed "friends", which were actually just a bunch of random people. When the voting link was given out in the announcements channel, he started flooding the votes with fake entries in an attempt to rig the entire election. He also included many users such as [[Gabeolo]] and Cliff Burkett to vote for him, despite them never actually voting for him. After this was found out, he was immediately disqualified and all votes going towards him were nullified. He was then confronted about the rigging, only for him to say he's done with Gondal politics and that he gives up.

The winners of the elections would be [[Celena]] of the United Anti-Fur Movement (UAFM) party being elected as president with a total of 17 votes and [[Greasebeast]] of the Thenetic Grease Al-jamhawariyeh party being elected as the vice president. [[Celena]] began her presidency with a most likely AI-generated speech, thanking everyone that voted for her and making it clear that furries and gooners "will be erased". She would then make an admin only channel called "staff-furry-rp" to have a personal roleplaying session with everyone that had admin perms. The channel ended up getting leaked, causing mass hysteria within the Gondal community, making [[Celena]] end up addressing the issue by saying it's not real and to not talk about it at all. Her final act as presidency would be attempting to declare "war" on the Irony Wiki server, which turned out to be a HUGE unpopular decision since the server supported Gondalian infrastructure (our wiki) and was a breach of Gondalian civil rights. She would then be impeached by the council because of her stupid decision, with her presidency going to Pai. The only impactful thing she has done for this server is getting mad whenever people "gembait" reacted her messages, which many users found to be extremely hilarious.

During the night of August 30th, a new user named milan_333__ joined the server and his first message was "THIS SERVER IS RAN BY PEDOPHOBES @everr." The only active user at the time was [[Celena]], who became confused and uncomfortable upon seeing this message, but didn't think much of it as such behavior was considered part of Gondalian culture. [[Patryk]] then joined the conversation to see what was happening, after which milan_333__ proceeded to send a video of human feces ice cream while asking him, "Do you want a bite?" This indicated that milan_333__ could possibly either be a member of Gondal, or atleast knew about [[Patryk]], given his knowledge of the Cherokee Incident. [[Patryk]] was deeply disgusted by this and decided to tell him off by blocking him. He also asked [[Everr]] to ban milan_333__, but it appeared that [[Everr]] was asleep during the time this whole event was unfolding.

After a few minutes, milan_333__ would then send a mortifying message containing child pornography. [[Celena]], who was planning to log off Discord and concentrate on her never-ending chemistry classes, came across the disturbing piece of media, which deeply upset her. Upon discovering this unpleasant content, she frantically tried to contact an admin that seemed to be online. The first admin she contacted was [[Everr]], who left no response obviously from him being asleep. The second admin she tried to contact was [[Ara]], who also did not reply. Losing hope, she contacted the third and last admin, [[Z3TA]], who thankfully responded promptly and dealt with the pedophile swiftly.

The aftermath of this catastrophe was the general chat being archived and getting replaced by a new one. A new rule also emerged, stating that anyone who joked about child pornography will be punished by being banished to the VOID. The heroes of this story is [[Celena]], whose quick actions in alerting an admin, and [[Z3TA]] for banning and getting rid of the pedophile. STAY AWAY PEDOS!!

The next day, September 2nd, Gabeolo (aka The Joker, Tony Reynolds, Cliff Burkett and most recently, John Klerr) was given himself moderation access, and then all of sudden, shit started to hit the fan where he replaced the titles of almost ALL OF THE TEXT CHANNELS, by simplying adding in "joker-" into the titles, and then, Gabe (and everyone else) started to post GIFs of the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joker_(character) Batman villian of the same name], then Gabe said to Patryk that there is something called the "Joker Virus", a reference to [https://www.androidheadlines.com/joker-virus-malware-android an actual Android spyware trojan virus] that's been going around since 2017, was going to "takeover" his computer and phone, while his phone is actually an iPhone, not an Android, but Gabe didn't care because he said that the "virus" was going to "bypass" his VPN, then Gabe said that a Van of 2 of his "Finest Joker Goons" was heading towards Patryk's house, after realizing what was going on, Patryk decided to freak the fuck out (like he always does) and leave the server, He tried to point the fact that it was Gabe all along and the fact that he was lying, soon enough, Patryk decided to leave the server, after a talk with Ara on Snapchat, that it was joke, Patryk decided to come back to the server and annouce that there is a new virus in town... "THE PATRYK VIRUS", saying that he's going to "kill them all" and saying that he's going to leak the passwords to everyone's accounts, and then he stated that he was an alien, and that he was going to ruin everyone's life, forever, luckily it was also a joke, as confirmed by Patryk himself, and that my friends, is a cautionary tale on how sometimes jokes on HGE can sometimes be harmless.