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==Battles== | ==Battles== | ||
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=== The first attacks === | |||
Early in the morning in 5th of December, revolutonaries have begun their first minor strike. Just in a few minutes, hundreds stickers were deployed in the battlefield, with innocents evacuated ASAP by peacekeeping forces.<ref>{{Cite message|author=crochampion|date=December 5, 2023|content=In the early hours of the night, on December 5, the first conflict broke out in 🚜-main-chat-🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜. Lasting several minutes, hundreds, if not thousands of stickers were deployed. The resulting pregnancies were numerous on both sides, exact numbers still not having been officially established. Emergency abortions have been performed in the wake of the unstable ceasefire that soon ensued. With heavy casualties on both sides, it is hard to determine if either side was victorious. | |||
Despite the loyalists retreating, some disputed reports claim that the fighting continued, with boom pregnants being fired at the escaping troops minutes after the ceasefire orders were given by revolutionary insurgents. These claims are still in the process of being verified.|server=Swagcord|channel=swagballs-historical-society|link=https://discord.com/channels/938728183203758080/1181378671181824093/1181380955353665647}}</ref> There have been approximately 1231 impregnations on the loyalist side with revolutionaries 632 revolutionary impregnations.<ref>{{Cite message|author=crochampion|date=December 5, 2023|content=The first official casualty figures are released by the revolutionary forces not long after the skirmish comes to an end. With 1231 loyalists impregnated, compared with only 632 impregnations on the rebels' side, the revolutionaries are swift to declare victory. Injuries are plenty on both sides, counting 2571 and 3002 for revolutionaries and loyalists, respectively, and although the strain incurred on field hospitals was massive, it did not compare to the morale impact the act of swag giving had on the conflicting parties. 63 swag giving revolutionaries and 174 loyalists have been reported by the rebel leadership. These claims are as of yet to be verified. The report goes on to give a summary of the short, yet strenuous battle. After reportedly being fired at by loyalist troops with explosive pregnancy ammunition, revolutionary leader general Charter returned fire. The battle soon escalated as commanding officer Sam ordered for reinforcements to be deployed, overwhelmed by the rebels. The rebels, although small in number, compensated with their incredibly high rate of fire, challenging the loyalist troops. The rebelling Testicle Platoon soon arrived at the scene, repelling off the loyalist soldiers until the army retreated. The report claims that the trigger on general Charter's weapon, the latest prototype of a new military device referred to as the 'sperm launcher', jammed down, making him unable to stop firing, as a consequence of which many retreating loyalists were impregnated. While several soldiers who were involved in the conflict have testified that several of their fellow troopers were impregnated during the process of retreating, the claims of weapon jamming are currently still being investigated by officials of the International Criminal Court.|server=Swagcord|channel=swagballs-historical-society|link=https://discord.com/channels/938728183203758080/1181378671181824093/1181779127028695060}}</ref> | |||
=== Operation Soft Grey Morning === | |||
'''Operation Soft Grey Morning''' was a special military operation led by revolutionary forces.<ref>{{Cite message|author=koknese|date=December 7, 2023|content=@everyone 2 hours from the sending of this message, we commence the operation soft grey morning, you will be sent instructions 10 mintues or less before the beginning.|server=SWAGOLUTION|channel=general|link=https://discord.com/channels/1180963350973272184/1180963351430447126/1182426407096307722}}</ref> | |||
{{Quote|Operation: Soft-Grey Morning | |||
TOP SECRET CLASSIFIED | |||
On December 8th, precisely at 12am (00:00) we will get ourselves loyalist roles and strike them with our propaganda, causing chaos in their chats and getting them bad sleep.|Gatesby}} | |||
The Operation was supposed to bring down loyalist morale, since it happened at night in Europe, where most loyalists lived. | |||
==Aftermath== | ==Aftermath== | ||