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{{Infobox user | British Cuisine is utterly horrible. You invade half of the entire fucking world just to consume these countless, dumb, and tasteless meals. YOU LITERALLY CONQUER CHINA AND GET THEIR POPULATION ADDICTED TO OPIUM JUST TO HAVE YOUR PRECIOUS TEA, and you STILL eat these mushy peas and jellied eels. I'm genuinely surprised that cooking this stuff is even legal. Don't even get me started on the monstrosity often referred to as "black pudding." I wouldn't be surprised if the US decided to fight the entirety of the revolutionary war simply because fucking congealed pork or sheep heart puree were commonplace meals. AND THEN WHAT THE SHITE IS THIS MARMITE??? MMM YES I KNOW WHAT WILL TASTE GOOD ON TOAST JUST PURE FUCKING YEAST EXTRACT THAT'LL TASTE FINE. Considering that Britain used to consider itself a Holy country, I have to question the invention of things such as Stargazy pie. WHO THOUGHT GOD APPROVED OF THIS. IT LOOKS AS IF IT CAME STRAIGHT OUT OF SATAN'S ASSCRACK. The creation of this food alone should be considered a crime against humanity, as there are no words on this green earth that can describe how incredibly abhorrent these meals are. Brits get surprised when Ikea puts horseflesh in meatballs, AND THEN PROCEED TO CONSIDER A FOOD NAMED "SPOTTED DICK" PALATABLE. I've consumed crude oil that tastes better than that revolting concoction. The British truly bring "sin" into cuisine. Knowing such food items exist leaves me desiring a refund on life. Ah yes, the only thing Faggots (the food, for clarification) pair well with is cyanide. End me.{{Infobox user | ||
| name = | | name = | ||
| image = | | image = Casnew.png | ||
| image_size = 150 | | image_size = 150 | ||
| caption = | | caption = | ||
| discordtag = | | discordtag = cas#1738 | ||
| discordid = | | discordid = 313203971533570050 | ||
| redditname = | | redditname = | ||
| roles = | | roles = Mod, Advisor, Ex-Admin, PHPHPHPHPH:flag_ph:PHPH, AC/DC word pass role | ||
| age = | | irlname = Matthew Serrit Fletcher | ||
| gender = | | age = 15 | ||
| residence = | | gender = | ||
| residence = Philippines {{badluck}} | |||
| gaming = currently gaming | | gaming = currently gaming | ||
| steam = | | steam = [https://steamcommunity.com/id/OwnagePranksEpisode3/ caskain] | ||
| links = | | links = {{twitter|fletch__ms}} | ||
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{{quote|yuh yuh i got penis in my mouth, inbred nigga, bitch im from the south|cas}} | |||
Caskain is | '''Caskain''' (or '''cas''' for short) is an active mod on Irony Hub. His name is pronounced "cas-kain" ({{IPAc-en|k|æ|s|'|k|eɪ|n}}) even though he insists that it is pronounced "cas-kin" ({{IPAc-en|'|k|æ|s|.|k|i|n}}) (he is retarded). He was promoted on June 1, 2021, 11 days before the anniversary of his original promotion. He is particularly notable for creating [[Ironytale]] | ||
=="Caskain" as a verb== | =="Caskain" as a verb== | ||
{{ | {{main article|List of caskain incidents}} | ||
===Etymology=== | ===Etymology=== | ||
This term is derived from the time when Caskain wrote a long paragraph about why | This term is derived from the time when Caskain wrote a long paragraph about why he was leaving Irony Hub forever, only to join back 5 minutes later. | ||
===Pronunciation=== | ===Pronunciation=== | ||
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''{{see also|text=[[Wikt:Appendix:English pronunciation|English pronunciation]]}}'' | ''{{see also|text=[[Wikt:Appendix:English pronunciation|English pronunciation]]}}'' | ||
===Verb=== | ====Verb==== | ||
'''[[wikt:pull|pull]] a Caskain''' (''third-person singular simple present'' '''[[wikt:pulls#English|pulls]] a Caskain''', ''present participle'' '''[[wikt:pulling#English|pulling]] a Caskian''', ''simple past and past participle'' '''[[wikt:pulled#English|pulled]] a Caskain''') | '''[[wikt:pull|pull]] a Caskain''' (''third-person singular simple present'' '''[[wikt:pulls#English|pulls]] a Caskain''', ''present participle'' '''[[wikt:pulling#English|pulling]] a Caskian''', ''simple past and past participle'' '''[[wikt:pulled#English|pulled]] a Caskain''') | ||
# (''[[wikt:intransitive|intransitive]]'') to act as if one is going to leave | # (''[[wikt:intransitive|intransitive]]'') to act as if one is going to leave for an extended period of time, only to return soon after. | ||
#: ''He's obivously just '''pulling a Caskain''' on the server.'' | #: ''He's obivously just '''pulling a Caskain''' on the server.'' | ||
===Noun=== | ====Noun==== | ||
'''Caskain''' (''plural'' '''Caskains''') | '''Caskain''' (''plural'' '''Caskains''') | ||
# an instance of | # an instance of this. | ||
==Demotion== | ==Demotion== | ||
It was announced on August 29, 2020, that Caskain would be demoted from Admin position once | It was announced on August 29, 2020, that Caskain would be demoted from Admin position once he returned to the server. Moe Lester released the following statement: | ||
{{quote|When cas comes back to the server, he will be demoted from admin to mod, and if he doesn't clean up his act then he'll be fully demoted. Things that led to this include, leaving the server every night, punishing for drama he starts, and toxicity and minor mod abuse. also the only reason that he had admin was because he got lucky during the [[August 20 nuke|nuke]] and made a gc with all the mods, which any other mod would've done had he not done it sooner.|[[Moe Lester]]}} | {{quote|When cas comes back to the server, he will be demoted from admin to mod, and if he doesn't clean up his act then he'll be fully demoted. Things that led to this include, leaving the server every night, punishing for drama he starts, and toxicity and minor mod abuse. also the only reason that he had admin was because he got lucky during the [[August 20 nuke|nuke]] and made a gc with all the mods, which any other mod would've done had he not done it sooner.|[[Moe Lester]]}} | ||
It was announced later that | It was announced later that he would be stripped of his Mod too, however he did not return to the server and requested to be banned. | ||
== Break == | == Break == | ||
After leaving in the morning of August 29, 2020, Caskain had gone completely radio silent, until a resurgence in Dogelore around mid-September. Not much is known about | After leaving in the morning of August 29, 2020, Caskain had gone completely radio silent, until a resurgence in Dogelore around mid-September. Not much is known about his period in Dogelore aside from becoming extremely anti-Irony Hub. | ||
[[File:CAS KAIN RETURN.png|thumb|https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-walter-white-bryan-canston-you-got-me-guilty-gif-4316985]] | [[File:CAS KAIN RETURN.png|thumb|https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-walter-white-bryan-canston-you-got-me-guilty-gif-4316985]] | ||
With help from [[Candy]] removing | With help from [[Candy]] removing his requested ban, he would return to Irony Hub on October 7, 2020 under the pseudonym "Squidward Quincy Tentacles#1738". After accidentally dm'ing [[Ducky 2]], his return would be fully publicized. |