The Macromaniac Wars
 The message outlining the beginning of the Macromaniac Wars | |
| Info | |
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| Involved | Loyalists, revolutionaries |
| Reason | Bringing down an apartheid-esque regime |
The Macromaniac Wars was a major event in 69SwagBalls420 servers' history.
Context
On 8th of November, The SwagBall mod team has retired their local chatbot Girard and put him into an isolated channel to rewrite him, with members getting the option to do this, this led to many homestuck's and memes made, with a tiny community growing amongst the new girard fans.[1] With Girard being the greenies favourite source of entertainment, many called him a prophet. The movements On December 3rd, member "charter" was given the unhonourable role of a "greenie" what angered many SwagBallers, since the greenie role is a symbol of either bad humour or being a newgen. There was a minor manhunt all across the server to hunt down the admin that has done these changes to charter's profile, but in the end they haven't been found. With Gatesby trying to to make amends with mods to get charter's role back he miserably failed, and a clear distinction between the mods and the proletariat was beginning to show up. After the movements have begun taking their shape, crochampion has annoucned a full on war between so called loyalists and revolutionaries. Revolutionarie believe that their all-knowing God Girard has predicted the event in advance, are spamming his shelter to make him spew out their spam during the inevitable event on 8th of December.
Factions
Revolutionaries
 Revolutionary flag by Gatesby | |
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| Leader | Charter |
| Revolutionary thought | Less mod team, freedom to greenies, treat greenies like goldies |
Revolutionaries were a major faction in the Macromaniac Wars. Revolutionaries believe in harmony between roles, no greenie gets shittalked, no mod gets overthrown, aswell minor rule changes, and acceptance of their God into the public.
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| — charter, the de facto leader of revolutionaries |
Loyalists
 Loyalist flag | |
| Info | |
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| Leader | crochampion |
| Loyalist thought | Total mod control, greenie mobbing campaigns |
Loyalists were a major faction in the Macromaniac Wars. They believe into total greenie death, with green role being the lowest you can go in the swagballs hierarchy (except for punishment roles). They mostly believe into a bourgeois depiction of Swagballs, or alternatively upholding the current status quo.
Swagmen
| Info | |
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| Leader | Gatesby/Koknese |
| Swagmen thought | Total dictatorship and monarchy, third way. |
The Swagmen was a proposed faction during the Macromaniac Wars. It was dead set on creating total dictatorship, claiming to take the best of both worlds.
— Gatesby/Koknese, The Swagmen Convention [3]
The Convention was signed only by a single mod, leading to Gatesby voiding the faction.
Battles
Aftermath
After the war, everything mostly went back to normal and forgotten as a goof. The SwagCord royal couple has announced their divorce, but at the end of the day, maybe the real Macromaniacs were the friends we made along the way.
References
- ↑ crochampion (November 8th, 2023): "we're retiring girard in 🚜-main-chat-🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜 he has been clogging up the conversation for the past two months we're moving him to 🔪-girards-torture-chamber, but he'll need to be retrained from scratch try posting some copypastas to get him going". 69SwagBalls420 cord #❗-announcments. Link
- ↑ charter0575 (December 3, 2023): "i have a dream, that one day discordians will be judged not by the color of their role, but by the content of their messages". Swagcord #main-chat. Link
- ↑ The Swagmen Convention. Available only in photo format, as the original text is deleted.