Hans
Hans is a Gondalian-Kevinian politician, Famous Media Personality, tycoonist, and ex-dreamsexual, who came to relevance during Gondal: From The Ashes, but was in both the original Kevinia and Summer Gondal. He served in most roles of the Gondalian government in G:FTA, famously accepting the role as President of the server after the Trollmaster coup to implement more accepting policies.
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| User info | |
|---|---|
| Discord tag | xcriticalhans |
| Discord ID | 855711345235197952 |
| Servers | Holy Gondal Empire, Gondal: From The Ashes, Kevinia, NBA ALL STARS (formerly), Hans Tank Brigade (formerly), Red Cup Conspiracy, r/dreamgender (formerly), Dreamsexuals United (formerly) |
| Reddit name | u/MrWoozieHans |
| Also known as | xCriticalHans. CriticalHans, Prime Minister of Kevinia, Dreamgender Supersoldier |
| IRL info | |
| Gender | Male |
| Gaming | |
| Steam | https://steamcommunity.com/id/criticalhans/ |
The Beginning (April - July 2021)
After getting out of a long-term relationship, Hans was looking to expand his social circle and find other people who shared common interests with him. He joined multiple small servers to find new people to hang out with, but it never truly clicked. Eventually, he would come across a certain individual named Everr, with whom he formed a close bond after meeting him off of the Yggdrasil bot's userphone feature. Together, they trolled in and messed with a server filled with 14-year-olds who were all in some sort of uncanny polygamous relationship with each other. Hans also decided to invite one of his own friends that had a nuke bot to that server in hopes of getting it deleted for their weird behavior. His friend would go on to nuke the entire server by deleting and making new channels that were all called "bhops-in-and-cums". Throughout the chaos, he also met Lily, who was affiliated with the Gondal lore, and invited him to Summer Gondal.
r/dreamgender (July - December 2021)
For context, being a dreamsexual/dreamgender is a satirical sexuality and gender where people show their love and desire for the popular Minecraft YouTuber Dream. This was during a time where many people were obsessed with watching Dream's content that stans would go out of their way to devote their entire lives to him. There has also been controversies surrounding this fake sexuality where it has been considered offensive to the LGBTQ+ community. This is not Hans' intention though, because all he wanted to do was troll people into believing he was extremely obsessed with Dream, despite never actually watching any of his videos.
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Before Gondal: From The Ashes
Hans is very integral to Kevinia lore, creating the server "NBA ALL STARS" which Everr and most Hans GC Members were based in. After his 2017 account got deleted, he decided to create "Hans Tank Brigade," and later the "Hans GC," a group chat containing those who would eventually play a crucial role in Gondal: From The Ashes.
Gondal: From the Ashes
Hans joined Gondal: From The Ashes from his friend Trollmaster, and was the first Kevinian to move to the server. He was made vice president during Trollmaster's presidency, and eventually became president after he was couped, with Everr serving as his vice president.