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Hans is a infamous Tejano-Gondalian-Kevinian-Hansian Politician, Media Personality and Tycoonist who came to revelance during Gondal: From The Ashes, but was in both the original Kevinia and [[Gondal|Summer Gondal]]. He served in most roles of the Gondalian government in G:FTA, famously being the president after the trollmaster coup.  
Hans is a Gondalian-Kevinian politician, Famous Media Personality, and Tycoonist, who came to relevance during [[Gondal: From The Ashes]], but was in both the original Kevinia and [[Gondal|Summer Gondal]]. He served in most roles of the Gondalian government in [[Gondal: From The Ashes|G:FTA,]] famously being the president after the Trollmaster coup to implement more accepting policies.  


== Before Gondal: From The Ashes ==
== Before Gondal: From The Ashes ==
Hans is very integral to kevinia lore, creating the server "NBA ALL STARS" which housed everr and most Hans GC Members. After the server died, he created "Hans Tank Brigade," and later the "Hans GC," a GC containing those who would later become very integral to gfta.
{{Infobox user
| name = Hans
| discordtag = xcriticalhans
| discordid = 855711345235197952
| servers = [[Holy Gondal Empire]], [[Gondal: From The Ashes]], [[Kevinia]], [[NBA ALL STARS]] (formerly), [[Hans Tank Brigade]] (formerly), [[Red Cup Conspiracy]],
[[r/dreamgender]] (formerly), [[Dreamsexuals United]] (formerly)
| redditname = u/MrWoozieHans
| othernames = xCriticalHans. CriticalHans, Prime Minister of Kevinia, Dreamgender Supersolider,
| gender = Male
| steam = https://steamcommunity.com/id/criticalhans/
}}
Hans is very integral to Kevinia lore, creating the server "NBA ALL STARS" which [[Everr]] and most Hans GC Members were based in. After his 2017 account got deleted, he decided to create "Hans Tank Brigade," and later the "Hans GC," a group chat containing those who would eventually play a crucial role in [[Gondal: From The Ashes]].


== Gondal: From the Ashes ==
== Gondal: From the Ashes ==
Hans joined gfta from his pal trollmaster, and was the first in the kevinian move to the server. he was made vice president during Trollmaster's presidency, and eventually became president after he was couped, with everr as his vice president.
Hans joined [[Gondal: From The Ashes]] from his friend Trollmaster, and was the first Kevinian to move to the server. He was made vice president during Trollmaster's presidency, and eventually became president after he was couped, with everr as his vice president.
 
== Alleged Homosexuality ==
Even though he was infamously gondalian, Hans harbored a secret that he feared would jeopardize everything he had worked for. Behind the public persona of a dedicated politician, Hans had a private life that he kept hidden from the public eye. He had a deep affection for femboys, an attraction that he knew would be controversial if exposed.
 
For years, Hans managed to keep his private life discreet. He frequented underground clubs where he could be himself without fear of judgment or scrutiny. There, he found solace and connection with individuals who accepted him for who he was. Among them was [[Metsavana]], a charming and intelligent femboy who captured Hans's heart.
 
One fateful night, Hans and Metsavana were at a private gathering when Keempa, always on the lookout for a scandal, happened to be in the vicinity. Keempa, recognizing Hans, saw an opportunity for a sensational story. With a hidden camera, Keempa captured intimate moments between Hans and Metsavana, moments that would soon be splashed across headlines.
 
The next morning, the server woke up to a media frenzy. Headlines screamed about Hans's "scandalous" affair, and general chat was ablaze with opinions. Hans's opponents seized the opportunity to discredit him, calling for his resignation and questioning his integrity.
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Revision as of 04:06, 22 July 2024

Hans is a Gondalian-Kevinian politician, Famous Media Personality, and Tycoonist, who came to relevance during Gondal: From The Ashes, but was in both the original Kevinia and Summer Gondal. He served in most roles of the Gondalian government in G:FTA, famously being the president after the Trollmaster coup to implement more accepting policies.

Before Gondal: From The Ashes

Hans
User info
Discord tagxcriticalhans
Discord ID855711345235197952
ServersHoly Gondal Empire, Gondal: From The Ashes, Kevinia, NBA ALL STARS (formerly), Hans Tank Brigade (formerly), Red Cup Conspiracy, r/dreamgender (formerly), Dreamsexuals United (formerly)
Reddit nameu/MrWoozieHans
Also known asxCriticalHans. CriticalHans, Prime Minister of Kevinia, Dreamgender Supersolider,
IRL info
GenderMale
Gaming
Steamhttps://steamcommunity.com/id/criticalhans/

Hans is very integral to Kevinia lore, creating the server "NBA ALL STARS" which Everr and most Hans GC Members were based in. After his 2017 account got deleted, he decided to create "Hans Tank Brigade," and later the "Hans GC," a group chat containing those who would eventually play a crucial role in Gondal: From The Ashes.

Gondal: From the Ashes

Hans joined Gondal: From The Ashes from his friend Trollmaster, and was the first Kevinian to move to the server. He was made vice president during Trollmaster's presidency, and eventually became president after he was couped, with everr as his vice president.

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