Holy Gondal Empire: Difference between revisions

For the first event of Holy Gondal Empire as we know it, Gondalian Administration decided to start big. It was to be a sort of gladiatorial battle for reintegration into Gondal, a VC battle for the very right to live. In one corner you had [[Patryk]], a verifiable juggernaut, weighing in at over 372 pounds and perhaps one of, if not the, greatest lolcow in irony history. Arrested for uncountable crimes, including drinking his own bodily fluids, covering himself in shit, attempting to dox several high ranking members and having a questionable presence with sexual content featuring underage characters. In the other corner is the Las Vegas native and elder Gondalian Standpissing, a formerly highly influential man involved in many of the greatest Irony servers and Irony movements. He is held on trial for explaining Gondal lore to his IRL crush, hanging out with trannies and worst of all just generally being annoying as shit. The two had feuded in the past, Standpissing having been involved with an 8chan hacker who threatened Patryk's life and home address. This was more personal. On the day of the 15th, [[Patryk]] had developed a habit of muting everyone else in the VC and just talking to himself, something that proved detrimental during the battle. When Standpissing arrived, [[Patryk]] was already distressed, making Standpissing's job very easy. Due to everyone being muted by the contestants the best way to communicate with them was through the spamming general chat, causing it to look closer to a Twitch chat than a conversation. The turnout was good, around 15 or so people arrived and multiple were recording the event. [[Patryk]] was up against the ropes for the majority of the match. He had muted himself and would just sit there as Standpissing racked up "points" and occasionally attempted to reason with him. [[Patryk]] would only unmute to spout lines either given to him by Heckknok or taken from the spammed general chat. Multiple times [[Patryk]] would receive very important tips and tricks from the adoring crowd such as Standpissing's many home addresses including local Sears, Taco Bell and IHOP locations, they also helped [[Patryk]] avoid 8chan hacking attacks by turning his camera on and unmuting. Despite these efforts, the villainous and evil Standpissing still had the clear lead. It took a 3rd quarter pep talk from Cliff Burkett to inform [[Patryk]] of his upcoming loss and to remind him of the stakes of the situation to get our good ol' Autistic King to kick into hyper drive. What happened next was beyond description. [[Patryk]] turned on his camera, took off his shirt, donned his Iconic V for Vendetta mask and began to shake his large drooping breasts for all to see. This clearly blew Standpissing out of the water and he had no hope of recovering. Somehow, [[Patryk]] had done it, to the applause of all of his adoring fans in the server, and Standpissing was vanquished forever. All of this footage exists somewhere and [[Everr]] is supposed to have edited by now. Please harass [[Everr]] until his video is done.

On 8/29/24. [[Bush]] and [[Everr]] got banned from /metal for supposedly sending scat pornography, Dalton would then spread rumors about [[Bush]] saying that he's a pedophile and had CP, rumors that were sort of revealed to be true as later in [[Gondal.gay]], [[Bush]] would make an (at the time unknown to the public) actual CP website known as [[wikipedia:Kidflix|"Kidflix"]] into an inside joke during the later days of .gay's run, after news got spread about Kidflix almost a year later after .gay got nuked, [[Bush]] would proceed to unfriend and block everyone that was involved in Gondal and leave the servers related to it.   

On September 1st, [[Sigma Rizzus]] pinged everyone and announced that he would be kicked out by his parents and wouldn't be able to stay on the server. This didn't come to anyone's surprise, but people quickly went to asking why he was getting kicked out of his house. He explained that he "spent $900 out of his parents' money without their permission". which led to a rumor being started by [[Everr]] that he had been kicked out for spending all his parents' money on femboy hentai games on Steam. He would try and deny it, saying he spent the money on [https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Australium_weapons TF2 Australiums] (which is probably an even worse thing to spend your money on), but the rumor continued when [[Greasebeast]] changed his Steam profile to mirror Sigma Rizzus' Discord name and gifted [[Everr]] a copy of a femboy hentai game called [https://store.steampowered.com/app/2772650/I_got_GOONED_by_a_FEMBOY/ "I got GOONED by a FEMBOY"]. [[Everr]] would then join VC and stream the game, saying that [[Sigma Rizzus]] has given it to him.<gallery>

Around the time the next election was going on, there was a group chat of members who were planning on changing the server. [[Heckknok]], being the leader, planned on rigging the elections so that people within that group chat would win government positions. [[Heckknok]] was elected as the President, with [[Anthony7]] servicing as his vice, along with Kebab, [[Metsavana]], mog, [[Ironylol]], and Steven! receiving Council. Under [[Heckknok]]'s rule, he gave people a harsh treatment towards those who kept posting porn and making CP jokes because he didn't find them funny anymore. The server slowly started to get less and less active since there wasn't much activity among members, mostly because some active members were either busy or didn't like [[Heckknok]] being the comedy police.

On November 1st, [[Ara]] contacted Discord support so he could reclaim ownership of the server since [[Everr]]'s deactivated account was the official owner of it. After getting it back, [[Heckknok|Heckknok]], who had been planning a nuke for weeks, thought it be a GREAT idea if he just nuked and got rid of the server for good. His justifications was because of Jordan complaining that the server kept making the same kind of jokes that an unironic pedophile server would make, despite HGE having no association with such a server, [[Heckknok|Heckknok]] would then invite a nuke bot called "[https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/big-chungus BIG CHUNGUS]" where it deleted all of the text and voice channels and 400+ members were either kicked and/or banned. Many people were outraged that their beloved server was gone since there was a lot of things that should've been archived, but is most likely lost to time now, and it made [[Heckknok|Heckknok]] who is one of the most extremely important Gondal members, unpopular. He would then go on to make his own Gondal server called "[[OFN Mandate of Gondalia]]". The server was based heavily on [[Everr]]'s revisions to what he did in Holy Gondal Empire, but in a more tyrannical sense. Since [[Everr]] was feeling like the server was made to cut him out of Gondal, he created his own Gondal server called [[Gondal.gay|"Gondal.Gay]]", which was originally called Kevinia 3. Before he invited other people to the server, he only invited both [[Keempa]] and [[Bush]] at first so they could plan out the nuking of [[OFN Mandate of Gondalia]]. The server was then be nuked soon after, causing [[Heckknok|Heckknok]] to crash out and abandon his recently made server, only for it to get deleted by [[Dingus]]. After the nuke, everyone moved to [[Gondal.gay|Gondal.Gay]] since it was the real successor of Holy Gondal Empire.