'''Gondal: From The Ashes''' was started as a simple revival server by [[Heckknok]] and [[Ara]] after the death of [[Gondal|Summer Gondal]] since there was no real successful server in the Gondal lineage, with multiple Gondal servers rising and falling over the course of 3 years because most of them would end up simply getting nuked, archived or deleted. The server would slowly but surely become one of the greatest servers to ever be made, as the server saw the return of old veterans from the [[Federal Troll Agency]] and [[Gondal|Summer Gondal]] as well as some new folks joining in ([[Patryk]], [[Everr]], [[Hans]], [[Keempa]], and [[Greasebeast]]). Trvth.
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(The original page was deleted because of how stupid it was. If you want to read it, please [https://web.archive.org/web/20240512051226/https://irony.wiki/wiki/Gondal:_From_The_Ashes click here].) {{Infobox Discord server
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| status = active
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| owner = ara
| users = 70+
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| founded = April 11, 2024
| founded = April 11th, 2024
| founder = Heckknok and ara
| defunct = June 6th, 2024
| founder = Heckknok and ara
| Names = Roman Gondal, Chud Gondal, ChudGolia - From The Swamps, GondalCraft: From the Trenches, China 3, kevinian territory #372, Federal Troll Agency (During Wry Ownership)
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After [[Gondal]] was nuked on September 6th, 2021, Gondalia was never heard from and/or seen ever again... that is until 3 years later, when two great buddies, Heckknok and ara, decided it would be a good idea, to revive Gondalia... once more... by simply, making a new server for the Gondalians and newbies alike, ladies and gentlemen, I present to you... ''Gondal: From The Ashes!''
This server saw the return of many old veterans of the FTA and the original Gondal era, legends such as kebab, Tyrone, Zeta, etc.
while some new "characters" joined in... such Knemodight (Pokerman), fuckface sherman (Pvt Sherman), Vergil, chris (Onattien), Patryk [:)], and a few others but we don't give a shit about them, anyways... ''BRACE YOURSEVES!''
== Election Process ==
== Election Process ==
Presidential elections are ran for by creating a political party, complete with plans for the server, a party flag/banner, and a name. To be accepted into the votes, you must announce your party within the #Political-parties channel. The First round of voting commences with all Parties in the polls, but once that finishes, the last 2 parties with the least amount of votes lose and can no longer be the president.
Presidential elections are ran for by creating a political party, complete with plans for the server, a party flag/banner, and a name. To be accepted into the votes, you must announce your party within the #political-parties channel. The First round of voting commences with all Parties in the polls, but once that finishes, the last 2 parties with the least amount of votes lose and can no longer be the president.
In the second round of voting, the Remaining parties are placed in the main section of the poll to be voted for and the 2 losers of the first round are placed in the "vice president" vote box, along with a third option, being to elect the 2nd place user of the main poll.
In the second round of voting, the Remaining parties are placed in the main section of the poll to be voted for and the 2 losers of the first round are placed in the "vice president" vote box, along with a third option, being to elect the 2nd place user of the main poll.
Votes are Tallied, and the president and vice president are elected.
Votes are tallied, and the president and vice president are elected.
Council elections are ran for by applying for Council, either by yourself or as a connected group. There is only 1 round of council voting, and the 3 choices with the most votes get promoted to council.
Council elections are ran for by applying for Council, either by yourself or as a connected group. There is only 1 round of council voting, and the 3 choices with the most votes get promoted to council.
Presidential terms are 2 weeks long, and council terms are 1 week, meaning the president will see 2 sets of council in their runtime.
Presidential terms are 2 weeks long, and council terms are 1 week, meaning the president will see 2 sets of council in their runtime. You can always re-run.
You can always re-run.
== The Beginnings (April 11th - 12th, 2024) ==
== Season 1: From the Ashes (April 11th, 2024 - April 29th, 2024) ==
When this server got on its feet, It was pretty much field day with the random people being invited, litearlly the day was a ''REAL'' field day, like people from ALL OVER THE PLACE STARTED COMING IN!
Season 1 was the start of the server, Named season 1 retrospectively. Season 1 was the most peaceful period in the servers history, mostly growing with little drama occuring.
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Yeah, people came in... people came out... like seriously, some people joined, some people left, It was like a double edge sword, but luckily the amount of people joining the server thankfully slowed down, it was just litearlly ''crazy''
== Patryk's Presidency: The Autism Party (April 13th - 27th, 2024) ==
=== Elections (April 12th, 2024) ===
The first election has come!!! And the people have made their parties, all with different ideals.
The first form of elections came on April 12th, 2024 with the Council members being elected. 5 council members were elected: dfdf21, Nephosylis, Z3TA, kyle, and kebab. A day later, the first political parties of the server were formed, being Trollmaster's BLM (Blox Lives Matter), Tyrone's EO3V (Enigma of 3 Virtues), Patryk's TAP (The Autism Party), and Joe's TPP (The People's Party), Letting the parties recruit members before the presidential election on the 19th.
The members running for this election were:
- Patryk of The Autism Party
=== The Yandere Astolfo (April 13th, 2024) ===
"The Yandere Astolfo" was an event autistically dubbed by server retard [[Patryk|Patryk Kornatowski]] in which Gondalian Female Astolfo forced Patryk to write a poem confessing his love for her at the threat of suicide.<gallery widths="180" heights="180">
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[[File:Help astolfo... please..png|thumb|283x283px]]Patryk, scared shitless by the idea of losing his dear trans kween, begged the mainly American demographic of the server to call the cops on Astolfo for her cord suicide. Seeing that his efforts to save his beautiful HSTS by getting her put in an asylum were in vain, Patryk quickly hopped onto poets.org to steal a romantic poem to appease her, beautifully working on his masterpiece that he totally stole.<blockquote>O my Luve is like a red, red rose That's newly sprung in June; O my Luve is like the melody That's sweetly played in tune. So fair art thou, my bonnie lass, So deep in luve am I; And I will luve thee still, my dear, Till a' the seas gang dry. Till a' the seas gang dry, my dear, And the rocks melt wi' the sun; I will love thee still, my dear, While the sands o' life shall run. And fare thee weel, my only luve! And fare thee weel awhile! And I will come again, my luve, Though it were ten thousand mile.</blockquote>Patryk posted this, putting an end to his discord youngshit's plans of painting their wall red... Until it was discovered that Patryk had plagiarized the whole thing.<gallery widths="220" heights="220">
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</gallery>Patryk, ashamed by the reception of his poetic debut, went back to writing, finding whatever inspiration he could, and the inspiration he found - was beautiful. It wasn't the Beatles, it wasn't any movie, and knowing Patryk it sure as hell wasn't nature - It was something better. an already published poem by Theodore Roethke. Finding his inspiration, Patryk quickly went to writing, stealing the entire poem word for word, happily publishing his work of art into the cord chat.<blockquote>[[File:Plagthegay.png|thumb|223x223px]](@Astolfo) heres a better poem
- SaladTaco of The Peoples Party
I knew a woman, lovely in her bones, When small birds sighed, she would sigh back at them; Ah, when she moved, she moved more ways than one: The shapes a bright container can contain! Of her choice virtues only gods should speak, Or English poets who grew up on Greek (I’d have them sing in chorus, cheek to cheek). How well her wishes went! She stroked my chin, She taught me Turn, and Counter-turn, and Stand; She taught me Touch, that undulant white skin; I nibbled meekly from her proffered hand; She was the sickle; I, poor I, the rake, Coming behind her for her pretty sake (But what prodigious mowing we did make). Love likes a gander, and adores a goose: Her full lips pursed, the errant note to seize; She played it quick, she played it light and loose; My eyes, they dazzled at her flowing knees; Her several parts could keep a pure repose, Or one hip quiver with a mobile nose (She moved in circles, and those circles moved). Let seed be grass, and grass turn into hay: I’m martyr to a motion not my own; What’s freedom for? To know eternity. I swear she cast a shadow white as stone. But who would count eternity in days? These old bones live to learn her wanton ways: (I measure time by how a body sways).</blockquote>Patryk hit his creative peak, a trve masterpiece, beloved by all. It was totally fucking plagiarized. So, Patryk went on his way to write a real poem for Astolfo, so autistic you could tell he was the one who made it. After working away on it, he finally revealed it to the server.<blockquote>Oh my, Astolfo. don't kill yourself. I secretly love you. I want to be. in a relationship with you. a ONLINE relationship with you. I want it to be nice and calm. not like a mentally abusive and/or Yandere-like relationship. Oh my, Astolfo. Stop acting like Yuri from Doki Doki. Your not mentally well. I want you to be mentally well again. safe. and happy. Oh my, Astolfo. Please. for god's sake. don't kill yourself. please. just please. Godbless you.</blockquote>Patryk's beautiful Poem resonated with Astolfo, and she finally stopped threatening suicide.
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=== Evan Expose (April 16th, 2024) ===
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The Evan expose was a minor event in gfta history where server member Glizzydemon got exposed for being desperate for previously mentioned gondalian female Astolfo. Released were pictures of Evan desperate for e-pussy<gallery>
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- Tyrone of EO3V
=== First Presidental Election (April 17th, 2024) ===
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After 6 days of the server being open, the presidential election finally happened. It was between the 4 major parties and their leaders - and two were almost immediately disqualified. These two are Joe of the TPP for trying to rig his votes and Tyrone of the EO3V for lack of votes. In the end, Patryk won the presidency with 27 votes (21 more than the second-place party, BLM) and Joe won the vice presidency.
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=== Second Council Election (April 20th, 2024) ===
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After the presidential elections, The council was re-elected. The council elections were a lot different than the first - BLM had 3 people running at once as the same option (Trollmaster, Kebab, and Z3TA). During these elections, trollmaster invited Kevinians (Hans, Everr, Greasebeast, and Keempa) to the server to vote for him in the elections, even though Trollmaster later claimed to hate Kevinians. at the end, Trollmaster, Z3TA, Kebab, Astolfo and Mog won council.
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- Trollmaster of Blox Lives Matter
After the second council election, not much happened. The server was at this point just focused on growing, with the only important thing to note being the shitposting in the announcements channel, such as Heckknok informing people about a threat to the server by a "Puddle_Person"<blockquote>I just got a message from some account named Puddle_Person telling me that the puddle people are real and coming to NUKE gondalia (@everyone)</blockquote>
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=== Second Presidental Election (April 27th, 2024) ===
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For the second presidental elections, Ara separated them into two days, April 27th and 28. The main presidental candidates were Trollmaster, Joe and Patryk.
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The voting poll went out and members voted like good little sheep. Everything was going fine until SaladTaco started getting members outside of the server to vote in the elections. This was BANMED and not allowed so ara counted up the amount of members outside and deducted them from his points and he DIED soon after. 2 parties got REMOVED from the elections for a lack of votes, and those were EO3V and TPP.
==== The Puddle People (April 27th, 2024) ====
[[File:Puddleplan01.png|thumb|380x380px|Trollmaster's Original Plan]]
The Puddle People was a plot by BLM members Trollmaster, Everr, and Kebab to get Patryk disqualified from the elections, based on heckknok's shitpost. The plan also included Z3TA and Astolfo but was mainly the doing of Trollmaster and Everr. The plan was to frame Patryk for raiding with alts to falsely vote for him, and annoy the shit out of people so they didn't vote for him. The plan was originally created by Trollmaster but revised by Everr.
[[File:Puddleplan02.png|thumb|383x383px|Everr's Update of the plan]]{{Quote|patryk gets invited to a "backup" gc for a 3dmm project on the history of gondolia, not added to the main one (there is no main one) because we are scared of the 3dmm project being leaked as there is multiple animation videos on there and its supposed to be a suprise for the whole server, with most of you as "advisors" who supervise the project to make sure if its historically accurate, he's asked if he wants to voice act and we get him to say some shit that makes him sound like he hates gondolia, we kick him from the gc and never mention the gc in his dms.
might sound confusing|everr}}
After filling up the group chat with fake conversations with Everr's alts, Patryk was added to the group chat and was successfully convinced to make 2 WAV files trying to imitate a deep voice saying "time is running out, freaking idiot, youve been warned, you shouldnt have messed with us!" and "hello i'm standpissing, i hate gondalia and gondalian values, im here to destroy your people, you messed with us and now youll pay the price, prepare to get doxed and harassed"
After this, there was a 2nd vote to choose between BLM and TAP. Thurthur down on the poll was also options to choose the vice president, the choices being tyrone, saladtaco, or the person who got second place.
A few minutes later, accounts with usernames including the prefix "puddle" joined with Patryk's invite. the accounts spammed the chats with @everyone bypasses and spammed the dms of random users, condemning them for being mean to Patryk.
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The results for which were a LANDSLIDE with PATRYK GETTING 27 VOTES, AND BLM GETTING 6.
The user voted in to become vice was SaladTaco, which wasnt really a surprise to anyone i think considering no one really knows who tyrone is....
The Trollmaster vs Joe Debate was a VC Event in which the two main presidental elects, Joe and Trollmaster Debated in VC. The main topic of discussion in the debate was Joe's use of immigrants to vote for his party, and if they were alts or not. Heard in the call are Patryk, Greasebeast (Referred to as "Joker" due to his ironic pfp at the time), Trollmaster, Keempa, Everr, Z3TA, Joe, and Jordan. The Call lasted for 5 minutes and 30 seconds, with Joe leaving after a while. Most of the people in the call were BLM, with Joe being the only TPP member talking. Greasebeast at the beginning presents evidence that they are alts. Lots of Soundboard spam happened during the call, During the end of the call, Joe started to make fun of Trollmaster's arabic accent.
[[File:Trollmasterjoedebate.mp3|thumb|1043x1043px|Trollmaster vs Joe Debate<!-- Note from Everr: My fucking keyboard didnt work at the time so i was using on-screen keyboard to type. you can hear it in the background because it makes this retarded noise when you type. you can hear me unmuting but not me talking because I didnt put my mic audio into the video. soz -->]]
After this, the first council elections began. Ara and Heckknok didnt have a system for council yet, nor enough time to get them all elected the same day as president, so they just hired the first couple people that applied for council.
== Season 2: Trollmaster Tyranny (April 29th, 2024 - May 8th, 2024) ==
These were Nephosylis, Z3ta, kebab, astolfo, and doodoo.
After the Elections, Trollmaster won, with Joe was disqualified for voter fraud. Season 2 was originally named "are you ready for freddy" but was named "Trollmaster Tyranny" after the Season ended. Season 2 was probably the most uneventful season of G:FTA.
=== Trollmaster Changes ===
After trollmaster became president, he implemented multiple changes to the server.
'''The Yandere Astolfo'''
==== ?rape ====
?rape is a beloved command added by trollmaster that would send a message raping a user. the command went through 3 variations, the original, half fail rape, and the everr revision. the original had only one response, which was "(rapist) just raped (prompt). i bet (prompt) enjoyed it and probably asked for it and got impregnated very whory behavior!!" with a gif attached. the second variation added failraping, which had a 50% chance. the everr revision was added later and had a 8/10 of succeeding at a rape, a 1/10 chance of failing and a 1/10 of dying while trying to rape someone
==== Immigration ====
A heavily requested feature was the idea of "immigrants," stopping people who just joined from voting to make elections more fair. trollmaster added a automatic role bot that would add immigrant to any person who had just joined.
it was this day (April 13th 2024) the astolfo incident happened and shit started to hit the fan... Astolfo said to Patryk that she was going to kill herself and eventually... shared an image of a gun to him via DMs, This pretty much alarmed Patryk, he asked if The gun was geniune or not, and sure enough, she replied that yes, It is a real gun she posted and then she said she's going to kill herself with it, meaning that yes, she's going to do a Ronnie McNutt on herself (hell, the VC was active at the time this happened, mind you), meaning that she was going to end it all live... LIVE... FUCKING LIVE ON VC...
==== Ban of marriagebot ====
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A bot called "Marriagebot" was added to the server by ara, and became beloved for its ability to commit incest. Trollmaster didnt like the bot, and removed it within its first few hours. this sparked outrage as the members loved the bot and ara had paid for the bot.
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Patryk then told the entire Gondal to report Astolfo to her local authortities, because what she posted was completely fucked, like really fucked, then stndpzng told Patryk to report her himself, but the only problem was... that Patryk lives in the UK, while Astolfo in the US, making that yeah, 911 isn't a number available in the UK, 999 is the UK emergency number, but Patryk didn't think that calling 999 over a American woman was a good idea, so he told people in the server like if he was... stoned out of his mind or something, idk, so read this chat as you will, unless you had a drink!
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...and the argument goes on and on and on and on... until Patryk gets suggested in the VC that he should write a poem for her (hey, Doki Doki Literature Club anyone?), but... instead of writing an ORIGINAL poem, he decided to do the complete opposite...
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...Yes, It was revealed by mog... that the poem Patryk posted... was copy and pasted... it was a poem made by Robert Burns called "A Red, Red Rose", originally published in 1794, people AMBASSED to Patryk for plagerizing and copying and pasting the poem, which added MORE fuel to Astolfo, by once again... begging to kill herself, and so, Patryk decided to write a ORIGINAL poem, or so... the people of Gondalia thought...
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...that's right, Patryk had plagerized again, but this time, he copy and pasted the Theodore Roethke poem, "I Knew a Woman", originally published in... y'know what, The EXACT publishing date of the poem cannot be found on the internet for some reason, so I think you have to use your own imagination, but yes, as revealed by Heckknok and SaladTaco, he had yet. plagerized once again. so Patryk freaked the fuck out. and then he tried to calm Astolfo down from killing herself in the VC meditating her... how you may ask?... well, by making her take a deep breath... UP... AND DOWN... UP... AND DOWN... U- yeah you get the point, eventually, his luck had finally ran out... and the, he FINALLY wrote a original poem to her, and it's uh...
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...yeah, it's uh, pretty decent, now... despite being reposted by Alex and SaladTaco, Astolfo... LOVED IT!
Yes, Patryk kinda saved the day... but it was SaladTaco that did the work. lol. but it's OBVISOUSLY not made by SaladTaco, the poem was ACTUALLY by Patryk, so that makes him... A PLAGERIST!
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so that concludes... ''The Yandere Astolfo!'', A incident that freaked Patryk the fuck out... but it is not the ONLY time Patryk freaked out so hard, It actually goes deeper beyond that... be very afraid, my fellow readers... ''be very afraid!''
Yes, Later on, standpissing did something that would change patryks life forever...
'''Stndpzng: The 8chan Hacker'''
That's right, stndpzng LITERALLY said that he was coming to Patryk's house in Nottingham (where he is currently living), to rape his family and HIMSELF... Patryk, was once again, pretty freaked out by this, he said that a unnamed troll from 8chan (8kun) was going to show up at his house to brutally attack his family, at the time, Patryk was living with his uncle because his dad was out somewhere and his mom was at work, he... literally freaked the fuck out...
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...he freaked out SO BAD that he left the server for a bit, but stndpzng told him
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and it was also said that Glizzydemon was also coming to rape his mom and dad
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Patryk then responded with the following voice message...
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...Yes, It was apprently clear to everyone, that Patryk is incredibly autistic, that voice message showed on how mentally unstable Patryk was, and then... surely enough... the "hacker" himself... joined the server...
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...yes, He. joined the server...
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...hours have now passed, and then, stndpzng told Patryk...
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...that yes, the "hacker" was about 41 minutes away from Patryk's house, he started to freak out more...
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...then the hacker joined The Autism Party server and the Red Cup Conspiracy server, Patryk banned the "hacker" out of The Autism Party server right away, but...
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...the "hacker" was about 10 minutes from Patryk's home, but suddenly, Patryk phoned his mom to come back home immediantly for her to protect him from the "hacker", and then... he. fucking. ''HAD IT!!!'', he started to slowly breakdown and cry while recording ''another'' voice message... (DISCLAIMER: This is kinda hard to listen to, unless if you are comfortable of actual autistic people crying)
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...eventually, kebab managed to ban the "hacker"
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...but this was only a short term victory, as just a few seconds later, KEBAB WAS HACKED!!!
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and what gets worse, is that he hacked Dingus
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...but eventually, eventually, EVENTUALLY... Heckknok found out who the "hacker" was... It was none other than Stndpzng himself!!! Yes, the pissing buffoon himself, he decided to scare Patryk, just to boost his trolling game... Heckknok told Patryk in DMs...
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...Heckknok banned stndpzng from G:FTA, and that concludes ''Stndpzng: The 8chan Hacker'', let this be a importent message to you boys and girls out there... is NEVER share your home address on the internet, because God knows what would happen to you next. It's just not worth it.
Overall, patryk didnt do too much for the good of the server. According to him, he simply liked being top of the server list
=== The 13 year old Brazillian Girl ===
Nimyaaa was a 13 year old girl invited by trollmaster from some random server. upon being invited, patryk immediantly started flirting with her (for her miku profile picture) the very thought of someone underage enraged moralfaggius alexis, leading to her getting mad and demanding nimyaaa's ban.
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Revision as of 00:22, 30 October 2024
Gondal: From The Ashes was started as a simple revival server by Heckknok and Ara after the death of Summer Gondal since there was no real successful server in the Gondal lineage, with multiple Gondal servers rising and falling over the course of 3 years because most of them would end up simply getting nuked, archived or deleted. The server would slowly but surely become one of the greatest servers to ever be made, as the server saw the return of old veterans from the Federal Troll Agency and Summer Gondal as well as some new folks joining in (Patryk, Everr, Hans, Keempa, and Greasebeast). Trvth.
(The original page was deleted because of how stupid it was. If you want to read it, please click here.)
Presidential elections are ran for by creating a political party, complete with plans for the server, a party flag/banner, and a name. To be accepted into the votes, you must announce your party within the #political-parties channel. The First round of voting commences with all Parties in the polls, but once that finishes, the last 2 parties with the least amount of votes lose and can no longer be the president.
In the second round of voting, the Remaining parties are placed in the main section of the poll to be voted for and the 2 losers of the first round are placed in the "vice president" vote box, along with a third option, being to elect the 2nd place user of the main poll.
Votes are tallied, and the president and vice president are elected.
Council elections are ran for by applying for Council, either by yourself or as a connected group. There is only 1 round of council voting, and the 3 choices with the most votes get promoted to council.
Presidential terms are 2 weeks long, and council terms are 1 week, meaning the president will see 2 sets of council in their runtime. You can always re-run.
Season 1: From the Ashes (April 11th, 2024 - April 29th, 2024)
Season 1 was the start of the server, Named season 1 retrospectively. Season 1 was the most peaceful period in the servers history, mostly growing with little drama occuring.
Elections (April 12th, 2024)
The first form of elections came on April 12th, 2024 with the Council members being elected. 5 council members were elected: dfdf21, Nephosylis, Z3TA, kyle, and kebab. A day later, the first political parties of the server were formed, being Trollmaster's BLM (Blox Lives Matter), Tyrone's EO3V (Enigma of 3 Virtues), Patryk's TAP (The Autism Party), and Joe's TPP (The People's Party), Letting the parties recruit members before the presidential election on the 19th.
The Yandere Astolfo (April 13th, 2024)
"The Yandere Astolfo" was an event autistically dubbed by server retard Patryk Kornatowski in which Gondalian Female Astolfo forced Patryk to write a poem confessing his love for her at the threat of suicide.
Patryk, scared shitless by the idea of losing his dear trans kween, begged the mainly American demographic of the server to call the cops on Astolfo for her cord suicide. Seeing that his efforts to save his beautiful HSTS by getting her put in an asylum were in vain, Patryk quickly hopped onto poets.org to steal a romantic poem to appease her, beautifully working on his masterpiece that he totally stole.
O my Luve is like a red, red rose That's newly sprung in June; O my Luve is like the melody That's sweetly played in tune. So fair art thou, my bonnie lass, So deep in luve am I; And I will luve thee still, my dear, Till a' the seas gang dry. Till a' the seas gang dry, my dear, And the rocks melt wi' the sun; I will love thee still, my dear, While the sands o' life shall run. And fare thee weel, my only luve! And fare thee weel awhile! And I will come again, my luve, Though it were ten thousand mile.
Patryk posted this, putting an end to his discord youngshit's plans of painting their wall red... Until it was discovered that Patryk had plagiarized the whole thing.
Patryk, ashamed by the reception of his poetic debut, went back to writing, finding whatever inspiration he could, and the inspiration he found - was beautiful. It wasn't the Beatles, it wasn't any movie, and knowing Patryk it sure as hell wasn't nature - It was something better. an already published poem by Theodore Roethke. Finding his inspiration, Patryk quickly went to writing, stealing the entire poem word for word, happily publishing his work of art into the cord chat.
(@Astolfo) heres a better poem
I knew a woman, lovely in her bones, When small birds sighed, she would sigh back at them; Ah, when she moved, she moved more ways than one: The shapes a bright container can contain! Of her choice virtues only gods should speak, Or English poets who grew up on Greek (I’d have them sing in chorus, cheek to cheek). How well her wishes went! She stroked my chin, She taught me Turn, and Counter-turn, and Stand; She taught me Touch, that undulant white skin; I nibbled meekly from her proffered hand; She was the sickle; I, poor I, the rake, Coming behind her for her pretty sake (But what prodigious mowing we did make). Love likes a gander, and adores a goose: Her full lips pursed, the errant note to seize; She played it quick, she played it light and loose; My eyes, they dazzled at her flowing knees; Her several parts could keep a pure repose, Or one hip quiver with a mobile nose (She moved in circles, and those circles moved). Let seed be grass, and grass turn into hay: I’m martyr to a motion not my own; What’s freedom for? To know eternity. I swear she cast a shadow white as stone. But who would count eternity in days? These old bones live to learn her wanton ways: (I measure time by how a body sways).
Patryk hit his creative peak, a trve masterpiece, beloved by all. It was totally fucking plagiarized. So, Patryk went on his way to write a real poem for Astolfo, so autistic you could tell he was the one who made it. After working away on it, he finally revealed it to the server.
Oh my, Astolfo. don't kill yourself. I secretly love you. I want to be. in a relationship with you. a ONLINE relationship with you. I want it to be nice and calm. not like a mentally abusive and/or Yandere-like relationship. Oh my, Astolfo. Stop acting like Yuri from Doki Doki. Your not mentally well. I want you to be mentally well again. safe. and happy. Oh my, Astolfo. Please. for god's sake. don't kill yourself. please. just please. Godbless you.
Patryk's beautiful Poem resonated with Astolfo, and she finally stopped threatening suicide.
Evan Expose (April 16th, 2024)
The Evan expose was a minor event in gfta history where server member Glizzydemon got exposed for being desperate for previously mentioned gondalian female Astolfo. Released were pictures of Evan desperate for e-pussy
After 6 days of the server being open, the presidential election finally happened. It was between the 4 major parties and their leaders - and two were almost immediately disqualified. These two are Joe of the TPP for trying to rig his votes and Tyrone of the EO3V for lack of votes. In the end, Patryk won the presidency with 27 votes (21 more than the second-place party, BLM) and Joe won the vice presidency.
Second Council Election (April 20th, 2024)
After the presidential elections, The council was re-elected. The council elections were a lot different than the first - BLM had 3 people running at once as the same option (Trollmaster, Kebab, and Z3TA). During these elections, trollmaster invited Kevinians (Hans, Everr, Greasebeast, and Keempa) to the server to vote for him in the elections, even though Trollmaster later claimed to hate Kevinians. at the end, Trollmaster, Z3TA, Kebab, Astolfo and Mog won council.
After the second council election, not much happened. The server was at this point just focused on growing, with the only important thing to note being the shitposting in the announcements channel, such as Heckknok informing people about a threat to the server by a "Puddle_Person"
I just got a message from some account named Puddle_Person telling me that the puddle people are real and coming to NUKE gondalia (@everyone)
Second Presidental Election (April 27th, 2024)
For the second presidental elections, Ara separated them into two days, April 27th and 28. The main presidental candidates were Trollmaster, Joe and Patryk.
The Puddle People (April 27th, 2024)
Trollmaster's Original Plan
The Puddle People was a plot by BLM members Trollmaster, Everr, and Kebab to get Patryk disqualified from the elections, based on heckknok's shitpost. The plan also included Z3TA and Astolfo but was mainly the doing of Trollmaster and Everr. The plan was to frame Patryk for raiding with alts to falsely vote for him, and annoy the shit out of people so they didn't vote for him. The plan was originally created by Trollmaster but revised by Everr.
Everr's Update of the plan
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patryk gets invited to a "backup" gc for a 3dmm project on the history of gondolia, not added to the main one (there is no main one) because we are scared of the 3dmm project being leaked as there is multiple animation videos on there and its supposed to be a suprise for the whole server, with most of you as "advisors" who supervise the project to make sure if its historically accurate, he's asked if he wants to voice act and we get him to say some shit that makes him sound like he hates gondolia, we kick him from the gc and never mention the gc in his dms.
might sound confusing
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— everr
After filling up the group chat with fake conversations with Everr's alts, Patryk was added to the group chat and was successfully convinced to make 2 WAV files trying to imitate a deep voice saying "time is running out, freaking idiot, youve been warned, you shouldnt have messed with us!" and "hello i'm standpissing, i hate gondalia and gondalian values, im here to destroy your people, you messed with us and now youll pay the price, prepare to get doxed and harassed"
A few minutes later, accounts with usernames including the prefix "puddle" joined with Patryk's invite. the accounts spammed the chats with @everyone bypasses and spammed the dms of random users, condemning them for being mean to Patryk.
Trollmaster-Joe Debate
The Trollmaster vs Joe Debate was a VC Event in which the two main presidental elects, Joe and Trollmaster Debated in VC. The main topic of discussion in the debate was Joe's use of immigrants to vote for his party, and if they were alts or not. Heard in the call are Patryk, Greasebeast (Referred to as "Joker" due to his ironic pfp at the time), Trollmaster, Keempa, Everr, Z3TA, Joe, and Jordan. The Call lasted for 5 minutes and 30 seconds, with Joe leaving after a while. Most of the people in the call were BLM, with Joe being the only TPP member talking. Greasebeast at the beginning presents evidence that they are alts. Lots of Soundboard spam happened during the call, During the end of the call, Joe started to make fun of Trollmaster's arabic accent.
Trollmaster vs Joe Debate
Season 2: Trollmaster Tyranny (April 29th, 2024 - May 8th, 2024)
After the Elections, Trollmaster won, with Joe was disqualified for voter fraud. Season 2 was originally named "are you ready for freddy" but was named "Trollmaster Tyranny" after the Season ended. Season 2 was probably the most uneventful season of G:FTA.
Trollmaster Changes
After trollmaster became president, he implemented multiple changes to the server.
?rape
?rape is a beloved command added by trollmaster that would send a message raping a user. the command went through 3 variations, the original, half fail rape, and the everr revision. the original had only one response, which was "(rapist) just raped (prompt). i bet (prompt) enjoyed it and probably asked for it and got impregnated very whory behavior!!" with a gif attached. the second variation added failraping, which had a 50% chance. the everr revision was added later and had a 8/10 of succeeding at a rape, a 1/10 chance of failing and a 1/10 of dying while trying to rape someone
Immigration
A heavily requested feature was the idea of "immigrants," stopping people who just joined from voting to make elections more fair. trollmaster added a automatic role bot that would add immigrant to any person who had just joined.
Ban of marriagebot
A bot called "Marriagebot" was added to the server by ara, and became beloved for its ability to commit incest. Trollmaster didnt like the bot, and removed it within its first few hours. this sparked outrage as the members loved the bot and ara had paid for the bot.
The 13 year old Brazillian Girl
Nimyaaa was a 13 year old girl invited by trollmaster from some random server. upon being invited, patryk immediantly started flirting with her (for her miku profile picture) the very thought of someone underage enraged moralfaggius alexis, leading to her getting mad and demanding nimyaaa's ban.
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