Holy Gondal Empire

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The Holy Gondal Empire is the latest server in Gondal's story. It was formed by merging two split-off servers, Kevinia and Red Cup Conspiracy, after Gondal: From The Ashes was archived due to constant raids by pedophiles who spammed child pornography on the former server. The latest entry in Irony servers, bringing it back from the dead!

Holy Gondal Empire
Server info
Status Active
Invite linkNo Invite: Owner wants to keep server private.
Users100+
Ownerara, Heckknok and everr
History
FoundedJuly 14th, 2024
Founderara


Season 0: Red Kevinian Cup

07/14/2024 - The Conception

The very first rule of the server.

During this date, three great minds came together with a simple idea: a server merge of the greats. Ara, representing Gondal: From the Ashes, Heckknok, representing Red Cup, and Everr, representing Kevinia come together to create a father server, hosting both many newgens and many controversies.

Season 1: Holy Gondal Empire

Not much happened during season 1 of the Holy Gondal Empire, it was mostly just setting up the server template and inviting newgens to fill up the server and keep it active.

Season 2: Death of Heckknok

7/25/2024 - The Catman Situation

Catman, a new server member, seemed innocent enough. They were in the server for a small while, and one fateful night at 11:30 PM, they joined the voice call. He turned on his camera, and he looked very young. Around 8-12. WHAT? Suddenly, the kid pulled out something NSFW on the call. Why would he do this? We were all traumatized from this incident. Sussyjamacia then created a suspicious invite... and a new member (drakobloxxers_) joined. Cool! But then... this guy also joined the call, turned on his camera, and it was the same kid! Showing it again! Very very strange... NEVER AGAIN GONDAL.

7/27/2024 | 7/30/2024 - The Great Kanyian Migration

On this particular date, Keempa invited the Kanyians to come to Gondal. The Kanyians are local to the east coast, and migrate servers frequently. Majority of them are 13-16, and Greasebeast was against inviting them to the server for this fact alone. However, they joined, and remained for a few days. They were active, and joined in chat and calls occasionally. They were removed by Keempa and Greasebeast shortly after their introduction to the server.

Season 3: Dictatorship

8/4/2024 - The 8/4/24 Incident

The 8/4/24 Incident included a new individual that goes by Norman Helmuth Eiche, otherwise known as Sergeant Eiche. He is the founder of the Federal Republic of Normandia (FRN) political party, and was democratically elected as the first president for this server after winning the election. At first, everything seemed like it was going well, until his pal RedDark, who is apparently one of his friends irl and happens to be a furry Team Fortress 2 addict that was secretly disguised as the popular YouTuber Markiplier, wanted Eiche to invite his shitty nuke bot that was called "FRN BOT" to the server. RedDark forced him to always trust him as a "friend", who would then convince him that his nuke bot was "secure" and kept begging him to add it. After Eiche was constantly pressured by him, he decided to just add the bot because he thought that the bot would just follow his policies, which is to "wipe out furries and gooners". 10 minutes after he invited the bot, it would start to slowly delete channels while staff members that were active at the time noticed what was happening and did whatever they could to stop the nuke bot. RedDark would then go on to make fun of Eiche in his DMs by saying "WHAT THE HELL BRO" and "FUCK YOU HAHAHAHAHA". At first, everyone thought that Eiche was the one who nuked Gondal, but it turns out that RedDark had access to his entire computer and "controlled" him by using software called Parsec. Because of this, Eiche was immediately impeached and was disqualified from participating in any more elections.

With the server now in ruins, Ara decided to invite his friend Ignasijus to the server and gave him the highest role in hopes of him fixing the server himself. Ignasijus would then go on a banning spree with a blind fold on, banning the most active members and making him quite unpopular. The President role was also given to Patryk, who would then would be voted off by the newly elected council after he started abusing his perms. With all hope seemed lost, Ignasijus decided it would be best to give Hans the second highest role in the server so that the HGE can finally recover from the nuke. However, Everr didn't really like what was happening because he wanted the server to stay "fragile" and "at risk" since he believed it was the only way to keep the server active. He would then close the server for a little while so that it could be archived, but then Ara came back and reopened the server because he did not agree with what Everr was doing.