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{{Infobox bot
[[File:ImageSSS.png|thumb]]
| name = HIDEO_KOJIMA
| image = Hideo Kojima Bot.png
| image_size = 150
| caption =
| discordtag = HIDEO_KOJIMA#7413
| discordid = 753757823535677561
| prefix = @HIDEO_KOJIMA#7413
| owner = [[Nununoisy]]
| language = {{JS}}
| sourcecode = [https://github.com/nununoisy/kojimabot GitHub]
| invitelink = [https://discord.com/oauth2/authorize?client_id=753757823535677561&scope=bot Invite]
}}{{hatnote|for other origination of kojimabot, see [[HIDEO_KOJIMA]] (users)}}'''kojimabot''' {{IPAc-en|k|oʊ|ˈ|d͡ʒ|i|m|ə|ˌ|b|ɑ|t}}, or better known as '''HIDEO_KOJIMA''' {{IPAc-en|ˈ|h|ɪ|d|i|oʊ|_|k|oʊ|ˈ|d͡ʒ|i|m|ə}} is a Discord bot based on a meme from the r/ComedyHeaven subreddit, created after a petition about it was made in [[Irony Hub]].
== History and Description ==
[[File:Stats.png|thumb|293x293px|Kojimabots' Stats]]
Initially, the HIDEO_KOJIMA bot only greeted the last user who said anything, at an interval of every 5 minutes to the most recent person who spoke after the 5 minute interval. It splits that user's name into two words, at the middle syllable, as based on the r/ComedyHeaven meme. Later, Nununoisy expanded It to also greet users when they join the server, and say Bye when people leave. The bot has a combined member count of 391 136 and Is in around 831 servers, when It comes to [[Irony Server|Irony Servers]] Hideo is in [[Scottland]], [[Whenthe]] and also [[Shark_Park]]. Before the server's deletion, it was also in [[Irony Hub]]. Unlike many other bots made by Nununoisy, he would decide to keep hosting it due to the above combined member count, and also because It probably does not use much resources, as It has a very simple and executable task, saying "Hi (user) and Bye (user)" every few minutes. Kojimabot also uses Heroku, the cloud application platform.
{{Quote|KojimaBot is way more interesting. I'm keeping that up because it's in 831 servers (combined member count 391136). Who'd've thought that a reddit shitpost bot would end up being in that many servers|[[Nununoisy]]}}


=== Kojimaize Website ===
* CIA Agent : [to three prisoners]  The flight plan I just filed with the agency lists me, my men, Dr. Pavel here but only one of you! First one to talk gets to stay on my aircraft!  [grabs a hood]  CIA Agent : Who paid you to grab Dr. Pavel?  [No answer, the agent fires his gun away from the prisoner's head]  CIA Agent : He didn't fly so good!  [pulls the hood back into the plane]  CIA Agent : Who wants to try next?  [grabs another prisoner]  CIA Agent : Tell me about Bane! Why does he wear the mask? A lot of loyalty, for a hired gun!  Bane : Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would shoot a man, before throwing him out of a plane?  CIA Agent : At least you can talk. Who are you?  Bane : It doesn't matter who we are, what matters is our plan.  [the Agent removes the hood]  Bane : No one cared who I was until I put on the mask.  CIA Agent : If I pull that off, would you die?  Bane : It would be extremely painful.  CIA Agent : You're a big guy!  Bane : For you.  CIA Agent : Was getting caught part of your plan?  Bane : Of course... Dr. Pavel refused our offer in favor of yours, we had to find out what he told you. Dr. Pavel : Nothing! I said nothing!  CIA Agent : Well, congratulations! You got yourself caught! Now what's the next step in your master plan?  Bane : Crashing this plane... with no survivors!
The latest addition to the bot would be a "Kojimaize" website. This website generates a tweet that says "Hi (whatever text you input)". Copying what the bot does.  
* [Uzbekistani Army soldiers carrying Dr. Pavel greet a CIA agent and several Special Ops soldiers]  CIA Agent : Dr. Pavel, I'm CIA.  [shakes hands with Dr. Pavel]  Barsad : He wasn't alone.  [motions to three hooded prisoners he has brought alone]  CIA Agent : Uh... you don't get to bring friends.  Dr. Pavel : They are not my friends.  Barsad : Don't worry, no charge for them.  CIA Agent : And why would I want them?  Barsad : They were trying to grab your prize. They work for the mercenary. The masked man...  CIA Agent
[[File:Kojima website.png|left|thumb|378x378px|The Kojimaize Website]]
: Bane?  [the driver nods]   CIA Agent : Get him on board, I'll call it in.
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