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THE SKULL AND SWORD OF THE FIRST GREAT GREIFER:

NIHLWI

 

Nihlwi was the first major griefer of the server. We had discovered numerous smaller griefs done against Cumland, Bosnia, World Spawn, and many others. We had banned all of them and assumed the matter complete. It was not so. Further analysis showed inconsistencies in Nihlwi's testimony both in the server chat function and in the various subreddit posts he had made. We overlooked these as odd behaviors, but then he was discovered to have greifed Bosnia.

Nihlwi immediately began to downplay his crimes. He claimed that the griefs were trivial, though an identical grief done to his own town sparked a fierce emotional response as the King of Cumland. This did not sit right with some players, and further analysis showed that he lied on numerous occasions. Sudrex made a post on the subreddit about his actions, and numerous players came forward to admit further crimes of Nihlwi.

Nihlwi had been responsible for nearly all the griefs done on the server. He would ask another player to help him grief the town, then take screenshots of their actions. He used these as leverage against them to his will. When all of this came to light, Nihlwi was banned. But he did not limit his actions to the server anymore.

He took to the subreddit and posted pictures of ToddDaOne's actual face he had found on social media. this doxxing earned him a final ban from the subreddit, and since this last blow, he has only come onto the discord to harass players once, and was promptly banned.

ToddDaOne was crowned CumKing, and Nihlwi's home was destroyed. Cumland has recovered, and become one of the most influential towns in server history.

The skull of Nihlwi and his sword, Nihlwi's Legacy, sit here as a warning. Nihlwi claimed to have several alts already active on the server, and he may one day return to further plague us...

NEW ADDITION: RocksXIII donated a piece of cobble form the very Cumland lavacast that sparked the Nihlwi saga.

Donated by minerftexplorer05, these books exact origins are unknown, other than that they were written in Floppa-Herzogivina by DoctorPenez. Each is an original, including two copies of the ''Troll Singalong'', both of which are 69 pages. ''hi'' is a rather simple book, but nevertheless significant. </blockquote>

POPBOB'S ARMOR

 

Recovered from Shittown's Popbob Mansion

 

 

Donated by xBushia

 

 

Dated to before the First Trollage

 

 

This armor is not unique for its enchantments, which are all vanilla, but rather for its age, unique names, and its use.

SHIELD OF THE FINAL ORDER

 

Dated to the First Trollage

 

Complete with Battle Damage

 

Donated by xBushia </blockquote>

YOU HAVE 30 SECONDS

 

Wither Roses form the First Trollage.

 

Donor would not elaborate on their purpose or origins.</blockquote>

THE FIRST BEACON OF SHITTOWN

 

Dated to before the First Trollage</blockquote>

HAED AND FRED

 

Two Pieces of Illegal Bedrock from the First Trollage

 

Donors would not elaborate on their purpose or origins.</blockquote>

THE CRIMES OF BUSHIA

 

A Critical Text that helped spark the First Trollage

 

Donated by xBushia

 

The leaders of the CumZone made this text to help garner support against the percieved abuses of admin privileges of xBushia. They went to war with Shittown, which was struck down in what is now known as the First Trollage.

Documentation of xBushia's many crimes.

 

We, the citizens of the glorious Cumzone, hereby accuse shittown's mayor xBushia of heavily abusing his god-given powers of the gamemode.

 

He repeatedly gave lavish amounts of netherite and other valuables to the shittowners. He's also building a temple right now, using creative. A testament to his hybris!

 

But even worse than this self-indulgence in illegitimate wealth are his unfair methods of fighting: There's a small dispute going on between shittown and the Cumzone over a stolen block. And being the miscreant he is, Bushia just flew into the Cumbase and stole it back; the defenders having literally no chance to fight back!

 

So we are addressing everyone willing to listen: Even if you are a citizen of shittown and are gaining from his immoral behavior, or if you are a citizen from another nation, seemingly unconcerned with this, please, all of you - no, all of us - must take a stand against this abuse of power!

 

So, my brother's, raise your sword and raise your voice! Fight with us for a brughter future! And most importantly: piss, shit and cum

 

signed ~the leading authorities of the Cumzone </blockquote>

SHITTOWN TRADE AGREEMENT

 

Donated by turtle11767

 

Dated to Jan 22-26

 

This simple document is arguably one of the oldest signed books on the server, and a remnant of one of shittown's many deals with Floppa-Herzogivina, which was a moderator-only town at the time.</blockquote>

Shittown owes the Great serene duchy of Floppa-Herzegovina a total of 256 clay in exchange for 64 blocks of iron 1 leather an indeterminate amount of cobblestone

 

Signed: Minerftexplorer05

 

I, ThatGuyNamedFred of Shittown, agree to this statement. </blockquote>