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British Cuisine is utterly horrible. You invade half of the entire fucking world just to consume these countless, dumb, and tasteless meals. YOU LITERALLY CONQUER CHINA AND GET THEIR POPULATION ADDICTED TO OPIUM JUST TO HAVE YOUR PRECIOUS TEA, and you STILL eat these mushy peas and jellied eels. I'm genuinely surprised that cooking this stuff is even legal. Don't even get me started on the monstrosity often referred to as "black pudding." I wouldn't be surprised if the US decided to fight the entirety of the revolutionary war simply because fucking congealed pork or sheep heart puree were commonplace meals. AND THEN WHAT THE SHITE IS THIS MARMITE??? MMM YES I KNOW WHAT WILL TASTE GOOD ON TOAST JUST PURE FUCKING YEAST EXTRACT THAT'LL TASTE FINE. Considering that Britain used to consider itself a Holy country, I have to question the invention of things such as Stargazy pie. WHO THOUGHT GOD APPROVED OF THIS. IT LOOKS AS IF IT CAME STRAIGHT OUT OF SATAN'S ASSCRACK. The creation of this food alone should be considered a crime against humanity, as there are no words on this green earth that can describe how incredibly abhorrent these meals are. Brits get surprised when Ikea puts horseflesh in meatballs, AND THEN PROCEED TO CONSIDER A FOOD NAMED "SPOTTED DICK" PALATABLE. I've consumed crude oil that tastes better than that revolting concoction. The British truly bring "sin" into cuisine. Knowing such food items exist leaves me desiring a refund on life. Ah yes, the only thing Faggots (the food, for clarification) pair well with is cyanide. End me.{{Infobox user
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