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==== The Mid Rebellion ==== | |||
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| header1 = Part of the SwagBalls Post-election Civil Unrest | |||
| label2 = Date | data2 = May 8, 2024, 21:07-22:21 UTC±01:00 (74 minutes) | |||
| label3 = Location | data3 = '''#the-pit''' | |||
| label4 = Goals | data4 = • Deposing '''Shitmaster LarKcuavian''' from power <br> • Ending segregation and the branding of '''𝒻𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓀𝓈''' | |||
| label5 = Result | data5 = '''Status Quo''' upheld | |||
| header6 = '''Belligerents''' | |||
| label7 = 69SwagBalls420 Government | data7 = '''Ragecord Revolutionaries''' | |||
| header8 = '''Commanders and leaders''' | |||
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• President Walter<br>• Vice-president LarKcuavian | |||
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• '''Charter<br>• Koknese <br>• Boris Chico''' | |||
| header10 = '''Strength''' | |||
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2 active participants<br> | |||
• 1 president <br>• 1 vice-president | |||
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'''5 active participants<br>• 2 revolutionary leaders<br>• 2 𝒻𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓀𝓈<br>• 1 Chauka''' | |||
| header12 = '''Casualties and losses''' | |||
| label13 = '' '' | data13 = '''• 5 pits <br>• 2 revolutionaries pledge allegiance to SwagCord''' | |||
| below = '''74 minutes wasted''' | |||
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<!----Ragecord rebellion against the swagcord leadership | |||
participating: charter, dainis, boris chico, joffe (double agent), chauka (pledged allegiance to swagcord) | |||
goal: deposing LarKcuavian from power | |||
notes: | |||
overwhelming belief amongst the revolutionaries that LarkCuavian had anything more than figurehead powers | |||
threat of a cockroach invasion (koknese) | |||
possible koknese alts (10) in the server----> | |||
On a chilly evening in Eastern Europe, something suspicious was going on in '''Ragecord'''. The '''SwagBalls''' ambassador and leader, '''Walter''' was forcefully thrown into a bunker under the pretenses of '''Charter''' and '''Koknese''' keeping him safe from nuclear war. In truth, a riot was brewing in '''Ragecord''''s '''SwagBallian''' politics channel, as '''Koknese''' started rallying up the '''𝒻𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓀𝓈''' and the '''Ragecordian''' separatists. | |||
Shortly after assembling in '''#🚜-main-chat-🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜''', '''Koknese''' started directing cryptic, single-word messages in the chat calling for standby, before at once releasing a crowd of 𝒻𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓀𝓈 on the server, spamming messages and 𝒻𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓀𝓎 GIFs in support of the riot. Yet mere moments later, the rebellion was quelled, as '''Walter''' emerged from the bunker just in time to stop the riot, immediately shooting '''Koknese''' with a taser and disposing of him in '''The Pit''', with the rest soon following. | |||
Despite the '''Ragecord''' leadership being convinced in the success of their plan, it's swift failure indicated foul play. A leak had occurred. One of the '''Ragecordian 𝒻𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓀𝓈''', '''Joff_e''', had contacted '''Walter''' hours before in private to warn him of the incoming rebellion. When he was thrown into the bunker, he had already taken notice of the '''Ragecordian''' plans, allowing for a quick and immediate response to the revolt. Thrown into '''The Pit''', the '''Ragecordians''' awaited punishment. | |||
Originally planning on staying silent, '''Koknese''' responded only with GIFs of an imprisoned '''[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexei%20Navalny Navalny]''', however, after being taunted by Walter by asking if he preferred to die by [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Novichok Novichok] or a gunshot, he began speaking up, as did the rest of the '''Pit Dwellers'''. Giving them a choice, '''Walter''' the rebels freedom in exchange for a pledge of undying loyalty to '''SwagCord'''. '''Chauka''' immediately took the offer and was freed from '''The Pit'''. '''Koknese''', '''Charter''' and '''Peace''', who had recently returned to the server, now standing to advocate for 𝒻𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓀 rights, would not accept the terms, instead speaking out about their grievances with the server, primarily concerning the election of '''Shitmaster LarKcuavian''' as '''Vice-Swagsident''', demanding his immediate resignation in exchange for the end of the coup. | |||
As it became increasingly clear that '''Charter''''s and '''Koknese''''s grievances would not be met through words alone, '''Koknese''' began threatening '''Walter''' with more serious threats, mentioning the presence of up to 10 alt accounts he had managed to sneak into the server over the months he could use to spam the server. The threats continued increasing in scope, and eventually included calling '''the Cockroach'''. Having performed an interview with him recently as part of an abandoned '''SwagCord documentary''', '''Koknese''' had the ability to potentially contact the subhuman creature, and supply it with the aforementioned alt accounts. '''Walter''' did not back down in face of the threats, calling out the bluff. '''The Cockroach''' was ultimately not called upon. | |||
In order to enable the enjoyment of the incredible nature of the conversation, '''The Pit''' was opened for the entire server to see. Upon personal request, a major debate sparked as '''Vice-Swagsident LarKcuavian''' decided to enter '''The Pit'''. As the conversation got more heated with his appearance, the ensuing conversation revealed major contrasts between public perception of the powers of the '''Vice-Swagsident''' and reality, with a prevalent belief amongst the rebels that the '''Vice-Swagsident''' had anything more than ceremonial powers, at one point hilariously calling for making '''LarKcuavian''' a figurehead leader in exchange for ending the rebellion, unknowingly simply upholding the status quo. 74 minutes after the users were thrown into '''The Pit''', they were released, with no major change affecting the server. | |||
With the rebellion resulting in failure, '''Joff_e''' was executed for treason by the '''Ragecord''' mod team and banned from the server. He would later be brought back in exchange for several '''[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eurovision%20Song%20Contest%202024 2024 Eurovision]''' televotes. | |||
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