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With both '''The High Priest''' and '''Moe''' present in the server, '''69MoeLester420''' was at its highest point yet. new heights of activity were reached and a widespread celebration was held, for our Savior was finally here! | With both '''The High Priest''' and '''Moe''' present in the server, '''69MoeLester420''' was at its highest point yet. new heights of activity were reached and a widespread celebration was held, for our Savior was finally here! | ||
===The Story of Sam and Belize=== | ===The Story of Sam and Belize, Introduction=== | ||
On January 10, '''Samarm132''' joined the server. At the time he appeared to be a common subreddit member. Although the significance of his name remained unknown, he had been discussed previously on the server, or rather, a post of his on '''r/ihaveihaveihavereddit''', was discussed, with '''TikTokker''' commenting on the declining quality of that subreddit. | On January 10, '''Samarm132''' joined the server. At the time he appeared to be a common subreddit member. Although the significance of his name remained unknown, he had been discussed previously on the server, or rather, a post of his on '''r/ihaveihaveihavereddit''', was discussed, with '''TikTokker''' commenting on the declining quality of that subreddit. | ||
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The server became more active than it had ever been before as '''Belize''' and '''Sam''' started exchanging messages. With the '''SwagBalls moderators'''<ref>'''Meme_Alt_Account''' and '''Lin'''.</ref> and '''Moe''' remaining active in the following days, the server reached a new level of activity, unparalleled even by the days of '''r/place'''. | The server became more active than it had ever been before as '''Belize''' and '''Sam''' started exchanging messages. With the '''SwagBalls moderators'''<ref>'''Meme_Alt_Account''' and '''Lin'''.</ref> and '''Moe''' remaining active in the following days, the server reached a new level of activity, unparalleled even by the days of '''r/place'''. | ||
Previously, a few dozen messages were sent a day, which was not terrible for a server this small, but was completely dwarfed by the by the | Previously, a few dozen messages were sent a day, which was not terrible for a server this small, but was completely dwarfed by the by the prodigious number of messages sent by '''Sam''' and '''Belize'''. Seeing hundreds of notifications upon opening the server became the norm. For reference, around 4.000 messages have been documented in the seven-day period after she joined the server, with another 1.500 from '''Sam'''. A period of activity like this was unprecedented. | ||
===The 9GAG conquest=== | === The 9GAG conquest === | ||
[[File:9GAGlore2.png|thumb|334x334px|'''Mr. Sex''' creates an account, the first of many that would be made on this fateful day, when the '''69MoeLester420''' server fell in love with 9GAG.]] | [[File:9GAGlore2.png|thumb|334x334px|'''Mr. Sex''' creates an account, the first of many that would be made on this fateful day, when the '''69MoeLester420''' server fell in love with 9GAG.]] | ||
[[File:9GAGlore.png|left|thumb|The absolutely abominable quality of the website was apparent from the very beginning.]] | [[File:9GAGlore.png|left|thumb|The absolutely abominable quality of the website was apparent from the very beginning.]] | ||
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All it takes is a couple of messages for everything to go to hell. It could have been easily avoided, yet his fate was sealed the moment the words "'''wojak vore'''" were uttered. Like a sleeper agent, something sinister woke up within him. The conversation inevitably shifted to the topic of the accursed image, as '''Mario''' kept expressing his wish to it. The conversation moved to the NSFW channel, and despite the wishes of '''Mr. Sex''', the image saw the light of day for a few brief moments, before soon being deleted. One would think he would have gotten the message at that point. Yet it continued. Mere minutes later, another '''wojak vore''' image hit the server. 69MoeLester was under attack. | All it takes is a couple of messages for everything to go to hell. It could have been easily avoided, yet his fate was sealed the moment the words "'''wojak vore'''" were uttered. Like a sleeper agent, something sinister woke up within him. The conversation inevitably shifted to the topic of the accursed image, as '''Mario''' kept expressing his wish to it. The conversation moved to the NSFW channel, and despite the wishes of '''Mr. Sex''', the image saw the light of day for a few brief moments, before soon being deleted. One would think he would have gotten the message at that point. Yet it continued. Mere minutes later, another '''wojak vore''' image hit the server. 69MoeLester was under attack. | ||
'''Sam''' soon entered the conversation. It was at this moment that it had all gone past the point of no return. When images such as those depicting such | '''Sam''' soon entered the conversation. It was at this moment that it had all gone past the point of no return. When images such as those depicting such sacrilegious acts as '''wojak vore''', it is not surprising that other pieces of content of such dubious moral value would be discussed as well. And when '''Sam''' mentioned the all too horrible '''cheese grinder''' image, followed soon after by '''Mario's''' calls for him to post it, it was clear that the situation had gone out of hand. The plug was pulled, the channel, along with all of its contents, was deleted, and a much more serious conversation was held. | ||
It is important to note that it was well known at the time that '''Sam''' was a minor, and encouraging a person of that age to post gore porn is not considered proper reddiquette. The mods agreed. It was clear to everyone something had to be done concerning the situation at hand, and soon a trial was held in order to decide his fate and future on the server. In a decision of 4-2, it was decided that instead of simply stripping him of his mod privileges, he would permanently be banned from the server, effective immediately. Another one of many. | It is important to note that it was well known at the time that '''Sam''' was a minor, and encouraging a person of that age to post gore porn is not considered proper reddiquette. The mods agreed. It was clear to everyone something had to be done concerning the situation at hand, and soon a trial was held in order to decide his fate and future on the server. In a decision of 4-2, it was decided that instead of simply stripping him of his mod privileges, he would permanently be banned from the server, effective immediately. Another one of many. | ||
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Yet even though the '''Moederators''' were wary of any such new requests, the name of the subreddit that decided to contact them caught their eyes. '''r/yescompanionimbecil'''. Owned by '''[[Kirbizia]],''' the original creator of '''r/OKBuddyRetard,''' one of the most influential shitposting subreddits in recent years, and managed by '''[[Myszak]]''', the one who made the proposal, it was clear to the '''Moederators''' that such an opportunity may never arise again. The offer, which was already taken by both '''r/IDONTGIVEASWAG''' and '''r/IkeaFreshBalls,''' was quickly accepted by '''r/69MoeLester420''' as well. As it would later turn out, '''Myszak''' is one of the higher-ups on the [[Main Page|irony.wiki]], and offered the chance to add '''[[69SwagBalls420]]''' and any partnered subs to the wiki. This partnership was perhaps the only reason why this article exists in the first place. | Yet even though the '''Moederators''' were wary of any such new requests, the name of the subreddit that decided to contact them caught their eyes. '''r/yescompanionimbecil'''. Owned by '''[[Kirbizia]],''' the original creator of '''r/OKBuddyRetard,''' one of the most influential shitposting subreddits in recent years, and managed by '''[[Myszak]]''', the one who made the proposal, it was clear to the '''Moederators''' that such an opportunity may never arise again. The offer, which was already taken by both '''r/IDONTGIVEASWAG''' and '''r/IkeaFreshBalls,''' was quickly accepted by '''r/69MoeLester420''' as well. As it would later turn out, '''Myszak''' is one of the higher-ups on the [[Main Page|irony.wiki]], and offered the chance to add '''[[69SwagBalls420]]''' and any partnered subs to the wiki. This partnership was perhaps the only reason why this article exists in the first place. | ||
[[File:OKCompanionImbecil x 69MoeLester420.png|center|thumb|1088x1088px|The offer was accepted by '''Moe''' before any of the other mods had any say in it, yet the '''Moederators''' were so on board it ultimately did not matter.]] | [[File:OKCompanionImbecil x 69MoeLester420.png|center|thumb|1088x1088px|The offer was accepted by '''Moe''' before any of the other mods had any say in it, yet the '''Moederators''' were so on board it ultimately did not matter.]] | ||
=== The Story of Sam and Belize, The Climax === | |||
[[File:Belize1.png|left|thumb|351x351px|It would be immediately clear to anyone something big had happened between the two.]] | |||
On March 16, it was noticed that '''Belize''' had left the server. At the time, the reasons for it were unclear, though fingers were immediately pointed at '''Sam'''<nowiki/>'s banning incident. By March 29, she was contacted by '''Mr. Sex''', who went on to say that, while the drama was part of it, it wasn't the whole reason behind her leaving. The story, in fact, went much deeper. Not known to the other mods at the time, '''Walter''' was still in contact with '''Sam''' after he was banned from the server, revealing to him what was going on behind the scenes. The details of these conversations have been declassified for the purposes of this document. However, due to the quite emotional contents of these messages, most of them will not be shared. | |||
On March 28, '''Sam''' messaged '''Walter,''' requesting him to say to '''Belize''' that he was sorry. Unknown to the rest of the server, the two have fallen apart over the course of the past several days. Blaming himself for it, and unable to contact her, he wanted to share the message through '''Walter''' in hopes that it would reach her. Although she left the server at that point, '''Walter''' still had opened DMs with her and soon engaged in a conversation with her about what happened with her and '''Sam'''. The response wasn't anything like he had hoped for, with an immediately hostile response stating she wanted nothing to do with him anymore. | |||
'''Walter''', taken aback by the sharp tone of the messages he had received, immediately went back to '''Sam''' asking him what happened. Screenshot by screenshot, the story unraveled. As '''Sam''' would go on to say, '''Belize,''' normally quite energetic, as clearly visible by the volume of her messages, became really distant in the recent days, responding only in single word replies and never starting new conversations with him, finally culminating in a large string of messages where she loudly told him that it was over between them. While saying at first it's not because of him, in the end she broke and said she had enough of dealing with him and told him to "grow the hell up", before closing DMs with him, not allowing him to reply back. | |||
'''Sam,''' who had known '''Belize''' for months at this point, was taken by surprise. While admitting he didn't even know her that well, he told '''Walter''' that he had never before liked someone as much as he liked her. And as much as discord e-dating gets dunked on, after months spent with them, you start caring about people, even if you have no face to attach their names to. '''Sam''' thought the same, saying how the '''MoeLester''' server was different than many other online spaces, and ''most'' people on it were really nice to talk to'','' likely due to the small nature of the server, with less than a dozen people talking there. '''Walter''' and '''Sam''' continued talking over the next few days. While the breakup certainly wasn't taken well, over the course of the next few days of talking feelings seemed to have stabilized and the outlook was marginally better. | |||
===The 69SwagBalls420 Merge=== | ===The 69SwagBalls420 Merge=== | ||
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[[File:PostMergeLore6.png|center|The devil shivers when Discord mods lose their temper.|frame]] | [[File:PostMergeLore6.png|center|The devil shivers when Discord mods lose their temper.|frame]] | ||
With only '''Instanormie''' stepping into '''TikTokker''''s defence, the other mods were less keen to support '''TikTokker''''s obviously hypocritical way of behaving, on the one hand presenting himself as a paragon of virtue while still participating in all those activities she so liked to criticize. A power mod to her core, an asshole like no other, everyone was sick of him, and '''Mr. Sex''' and '''Walter''' made sure to express those feelings directly to him, something that should have been done many months ago. A year of pent-up anger was finally released, and '''TikTokker''' left the server, never to show her face again. She was promptly banned from both the server and the subreddit, finally bringing this saga to an end. The members of '''69SwagBalls420''' soon found out what happened, and a collective sigh of relief echoed through the server. '''TikTokker''' was gone, and the world was at peace again. | With only '''Instanormie''' stepping into '''TikTokker''''s defence, the other mods were less keen to support '''TikTokker''''s obviously hypocritical way of behaving, on the one hand presenting himself as a paragon of virtue while still participating in all those activities she so liked to criticize. A power mod to her core, an asshole like no other, everyone was sick of him, and '''Mr. Sex''' and '''Walter''' made sure to express those feelings directly to him, something that should have been done many months ago. A year of pent-up anger was finally released, and '''TikTokker''' left the server, never to show her face again. She was promptly banned from both the server and the subreddit, finally bringing this saga to an end. The members of '''69SwagBalls420''' soon found out what happened, and a collective sigh of relief echoed through the server. '''TikTokker''' was gone, and the world was at peace again. | ||
=== The Story of Sam and Belize, The End === | |||
=== Epilogue: Where Are They Now? === | === Epilogue: Where Are They Now? === | ||
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# 9 + 10 | # 9 + 10 | ||
# no emojies you canser | # no emojies you canser | ||
== Trivia == | |||
* According to a poll done between the server moderators on January 8, 2023, out of the eight respondents, five of them, or 62,5%, stated that they identified as a part of the LGBT community, providing minor evidence in favor of the age-old hypothesis that reddit mods are gay. Due to the small sample size, this research needs to be replicated before drawing any conclusions. | |||
* The last user to join the '''69MoeLester420''' server, '''Cow milker,''' did so after it officially closed, due to invites still being open. Although '''Walter''' did cry for days to make '''Cow milker''' join the '''SwagBalls''' servers instead, it was all for naught, as the call were lost in the dark void of the server's tomb, not to be heard. | |||
** '''Cow milker''' would eventually join the '''69SwagBalls420''' on July 27, 2023, months after the original server shut down. A small celebration was held before '''Cow milker''' crept back into the darkness once again. | |||
** A conspiracy theory brought forward by '''Mr. Sex''' states that '''Cow''' '''milker''' may be an alt account of the '''High Priest,''' although such claims haven't been verified. While evidence is weak, the naming pattern is quite similar to the '''High Priest'''<nowiki/>'s, and such a long time of absence followed by a sudden reemergence strikes similar to the trolling performed by the '''High Priest''' in the past. At this moment, while amusing, the theory remains dubious. | |||
==References== | ==References== | ||
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