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On May 18th, mossfish joined the server, and everything changed.
On May 18th, mossfish joined the server, and everything changed.


{{main article|The Macromaniac Wars}}
=== The Macromaniac War ===
=== The Macromaniac War ===
{{Infobox|title=The Swagolution|image=[[File:Warpigs.png|300px]]|caption=|headerstyle=background:#ff0000;color:yellow;|header1=The War|label2=Involved|data2=Revolutionaries, Loyalists|label3=Reason|data3=Bringing down an oppressive apartheid regime}}{{hatnote|This event/thing is in progress, take this with a grain of salt.|background-color:red;}}
{{Infobox|title=The Swagolution|image=[[File:Warpigs.png|300px]]|caption=|headerstyle=background:#ff0000;color:yellow;|header1=The War|label2=Involved|data2=Revolutionaries, Loyalists|label3=Reason|data3=Bringing down an oppressive apartheid regime}}{{hatnote|This event/thing is in progress, take this with a grain of salt.|background-color:red;}}
==== Revolutionary Record of Events ====
[insert intro paragraph]
===== Context =====
On 8th of November, The SwagBall mod team has retired their local chatbot Girard and put him into an isolated channel to rewrite him, with members getting the option to do this, this led to many homestuck's and memes made, with a tiny community growing amongst the new girard fans.<ref>{{Cite message|author=crochampion|date=November 8th, 2023|content=we're retiring girard in ⁠🚜-main-chat-🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜
he has been clogging up the conversation for the past two months
we're moving him to ⁠🔪-girards-torture-chamber, but he'll need to be retrained from scratch
try posting some copypastas to get him going|server=69SwagBalls420 cord|channel=❗-announcments|link=https://discord.com/channels/938728183203758080/938833517813571585/1171581663151673395}}</ref> With Girard being the greenies favourite source of entertainment, many called him a prophet.


===== The movements =====
===== The movements =====
On December 3rd, member "charter" was given the unhonourable role of a "greenie" what angered many SwagBallers, since the greenie role is a symbol of either bad humour or being a newgen.<ref>{{Cite message|author=crochampion|date=December 3, 2023|content=greenies like flaming testicle (left) and charter are fighting to get their soyjak gold roles back|server=Swagcord|channel=revolutionary-encampment|link=https://discord.com/channels/938728183203758080/1180957923069919412/1180979882063314964}}</ref> There was a minor manhunt all across the server to hunt down the admin that has done these changes to charter's profile, but in the end they haven't been found. With Gatesby trying to to make amends with mods to get charter's role back he miserably failed, and a clear distinction between the mods and the proletariat was beginning to show up. After the movements have begun taking their shape, crochampion has annoucned a full on war between so called loyalists and revolutionaries. Revolutionarie believe that their all-knowing God Girard has predicted the event in advance, are spamming his shelter to make him spew out their spam during the inevitable event on 8th of December,
On December 3rd, member "charter" was given the unhonourable role of a "greenie" what angered many SwagBallers, since the greenie role is a symbol of either bad humour or being a newgen.<ref>{{Cite message|author=crochampion|date=December 3, 2023|content=greenies like flaming testicle (left) and charter are fighting to get their soyjak gold roles back|server=Swagcord|channel=revolutionary-encampment|link=https://discord.com/channels/938728183203758080/1180957923069919412/1180979882063314964}}</ref> There was a minor manhunt all across the server to hunt down the admin that has done these changes to charter's profile, but in the end they haven't been found. With Gatesby trying to to make amends with mods to get charter's role back he miserably failed, and a clear distinction between the mods and the proletariat was beginning to show up. After the movements have begun taking their shape, crochampion has annoucned a full on war between so called loyalists and revolutionaries. Revolutionarie believe that their all-knowing God Girard has predicted the event in advance, are spamming his shelter to make him spew out their spam during the inevitable event on 8th of December.
 
===== Revolutionaries =====
[[File:Revolutionaryflagswag.png|thumb|The Flag of Swagolution Revolutionary forces. Made by Gatesby/koknese yours truly. Fred Durst commanding greenies and soyjak gold members against mods, 2 red lines symbolize a pregnancy test]]Revolutionaries believe in harmony between roles, no greenie gets shittalked, no mod gets overthrown, aswell minor rule changes, and acceptance of their God into the public.{{Quote|'''''i have a dream, that one day discordians will be judged not by the color of their role, but by the content of their messages'''''<ref>{{Cite message|author=charter0575|date=December 3, 2023|content=i have a dream, that one day discordians will be judged not by the color of their role, but by the content of their messages|server=Swagcord|channel=main-chat|link=https://discord.com/channels/938728183203758080/938728183203758082/1180644175469887538}}</ref>|charter, the ''de facto'' leader of revolutionaries}}
 
 
{{Quote|'''''I was born in the swagger street,'''''
 
'''''where the loyalist drums did beat,'''''
 
'''''the loving bluey feet, they walked all over us,'''''
 
'''''and every single night,'''''
 
'''''when i logged on da' swag''''''
 
'''''he'd invite the neighbours out with this chorus:'''''
 
'''''Come out ye' bluey pals!'''''
 
'''''Come out and fight me like a man!'''''
 
'''''Show your mom how you won soyjak gold killing greenies!'''''
 
'''''Tell her how the revolv' men,'''''
 
'''''made you run like hell away,'''''
 
'''''from the green and lovely lanes of general!'''''
 
|The Revolutionary National anthem by Gatesby}}
 
===== Loyalists =====
[[File:Flag of the swagballs loyalists.png|thumb|The Flag of Swagolution Loyalist forces. Made by chauka<ref>{{Cite message|author=crochampion|date=December 6th, 2023|content=Flag, coat-of-arms, military wing symbol (followed by the aforementioned media)|server=Swagcord|channel=swagballs-historical-society|link=https://discord.com/channels/938728183203758080/1181378671181824093/1182038386593239151}}</ref>]]
Loyalists believe in a Soyjak Gold/Moderator ran server, with constant bullying done to green members. They are led by crochampion.{{Citation needed}}


===== The first attacks =====
===== The first attacks =====
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