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On May 18th, mossfish joined the server, and everything changed.

{{Infobox|title=The Swagolution|image=[[File:Warpigs.png|300px]]|caption=|headerstyle=background:#ff0000;color:yellow;|header1=The War|label2=Involved|data2=Revolutionaries, Loyalists|label3=Reason|data3=Bringing down an oppressive apartheid regime}}{{hatnote|This event/thing is in progress, take this with a grain of salt.|background-color:red;}}

On 8th of November, The SwagBall mod team has retired their local chatbot Girard and put him into an isolated channel to rewrite him, with members getting the option to do this, this led to many homestuck's and memes made, with a tiny community growing amongst the new girard fans.<ref>{{Cite message|author=crochampion|date=November 8th, 2023|content=we're retiring girard in ⁠🚜-main-chat-🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜  

he has been clogging up the conversation for the past two months

try posting some copypastas to get him going|server=69SwagBalls420 cord|channel=❗-announcments|link=https://discord.com/channels/938728183203758080/938833517813571585/1171581663151673395}}</ref> With Girard being the greenies favourite source of entertainment, many called him a prophet.

On December 3rd, member "charter" was given the unhonourable role of a "greenie" what angered many SwagBallers, since the greenie role is a symbol of either bad humour or being a newgen.<ref>{{Cite message|author=crochampion|date=December 3, 2023|content=greenies like flaming testicle (left) and charter are fighting to get their soyjak gold roles back|server=Swagcord|channel=revolutionary-encampment|link=https://discord.com/channels/938728183203758080/1180957923069919412/1180979882063314964}}</ref> There was a minor manhunt all across the server to hunt down the admin that has done these changes to charter's profile, but in the end they haven't been found. With Gatesby trying to to make amends with mods to get charter's role back he miserably failed, and a clear distinction between the mods and the proletariat was beginning to show up. After the movements have begun taking their shape, crochampion has annoucned a full on war between so called loyalists and revolutionaries. Revolutionarie believe that their all-knowing God Girard has predicted the event in advance, are spamming his shelter to make him spew out their spam during the inevitable event on 8th of December,

[[File:Revolutionaryflagswag.png|thumb|The Flag of Swagolution Revolutionary forces. Made by Gatesby/koknese yours truly. Fred Durst commanding greenies and soyjak gold members against mods, 2 red lines symbolize a pregnancy test]]Revolutionaries believe in harmony between roles, no greenie gets shittalked, no mod gets overthrown, aswell minor rule changes, and acceptance of their God into the public.{{Quote|'''''i have a dream, that one day discordians will be judged not by the color of their role, but by the content of their messages'''''<ref>{{Cite message|author=charter0575|date=December 3, 2023|content=i have a dream, that one day discordians will be judged not by the color of their role, but by the content of their messages|server=Swagcord|channel=main-chat|link=https://discord.com/channels/938728183203758080/938728183203758082/1180644175469887538}}</ref>|charter, the ''de facto'' leader of revolutionaries}}

|The Revolutionary National anthem by Gatesby}}

[[File:Flag of the swagballs loyalists.png|thumb|The Flag of Swagolution Loyalist forces. Made by chauka<ref>{{Cite message|author=crochampion|date=December 6th, 2023|content=Flag, coat-of-arms, military wing symbol (followed by the aforementioned media)|server=Swagcord|channel=swagballs-historical-society|link=https://discord.com/channels/938728183203758080/1181378671181824093/1182038386593239151}}</ref>]]

Loyalists believe in a Soyjak Gold/Moderator ran server, with constant bullying done to green members. They are led by crochampion.{{Citation needed}}

Early in the morning in 5th of December, revolutonaries have begun their first minor strike. Just in a few minutes, hundreds stickers were deployed in the battlefield, with innocents evacuated ASAP by peacekeeping forces.<ref>{{Cite message|author=crochampion|date=December 5, 2023|content=In the early hours of the night, on December 5, the first conflict broke out in ⁠🚜-main-chat-🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜. Lasting several minutes, hundreds, if not thousands of stickers were deployed. The resulting pregnancies were numerous on both sides, exact numbers still not having been officially established. Emergency abortions have been performed in the wake of the unstable ceasefire that soon ensued. With heavy casualties on both sides, it is hard to determine if either side was victorious.  

Despite the loyalists retreating, some disputed reports claim that the fighting continued, with boom pregnants being fired at the escaping troops minutes after the ceasefire orders were given by revolutionary insurgents. These claims are still in the process of being verified.|server=Swagcord|channel=swagballs-historical-society|link=https://discord.com/channels/938728183203758080/1181378671181824093/1181380955353665647}}</ref> There have been approximately 1231 impregnations on the loyalist side with revolutionaries 632 revolutionary impregnations.<ref>{{Cite message|author=crochampion|date=December 5, 2023|content=The first official casualty figures are released by the revolutionary forces not long after the skirmish comes to an end. With 1231 loyalists impregnated, compared with only 632 impregnations on the rebels' side, the revolutionaries are swift to declare victory. Injuries are plenty on both sides, counting 2571 and 3002 for revolutionaries and loyalists, respectively, and although the strain incurred on field hospitals was massive, it did not compare to the morale impact the act of swag giving had on the conflicting parties. 63 swag giving revolutionaries and 174 loyalists have been reported by the rebel leadership. These claims are as of yet to be verified. The report goes on to give a summary of the short, yet strenuous battle. After reportedly being fired at by loyalist troops with explosive pregnancy ammunition, revolutionary leader general Charter returned fire. The battle soon escalated as commanding officer Sam ordered for reinforcements to be deployed, overwhelmed by the rebels. The rebels, although small in number, compensated with their incredibly high rate of fire, challenging the loyalist troops. The rebelling Testicle Platoon soon arrived at the scene, repelling off the loyalist soldiers until the army retreated. The report claims that the trigger on general Charter's weapon, the latest prototype of a new military device referred to as the 'sperm launcher', jammed down, making him unable to stop firing, as a consequence of which many retreating loyalists were impregnated. While several soldiers who were involved in the conflict have testified that several of their fellow troopers were impregnated during the process of retreating, the claims of weapon jamming are currently still being investigated by officials of the International Criminal Court.|server=Swagcord|channel=swagballs-historical-society|link=https://discord.com/channels/938728183203758080/1181378671181824093/1181779127028695060}}</ref>

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