Joff E
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| User info | |
|---|---|
| Discord tag | joff_e_ |
| Servers | 69SwagBalls420 |
| Reddit name | u/RedAfterImage |
| Also known as | Rupert, Penis Gnome, Flumbo Steve, Paw Tuah, The Other Joff_E, The Morningstar, Mister Sinister, Claw Tuah, Saw Tuah, Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore, The Great Beast |
| 69SwagBalls420 | |
| Status | Active |
| Roles | Soyjak Gold |
| Joined server | February 26, 2024 |
| IRL info | |
| Age | 19 but he's decided he's 15. people think he's bart years old |
| Gender | male (onthe/register) |
The Beast[edit | edit source]
Joff_E, also known as “Katzenführer” (born December 3rd, 1989 AD in Glowstick City from Canny Cat Golf) - from 2025 the Swagballs Ambassador to the Silly Cat TV Series Wiki, Xertuncord, Soggy World, Spillycord, Nepunation, Googlandia, Soosg and Canny World. Also a felinid thief and swindler operating mainly in Poland but sometimes in Switzerland, professional doppelganger, "Big Brother", proponent of matriarchal societies & femininity in men and from 2022 to 2024 member of the currently defunct terrorist organization "Awesome Planet" . Psytrance musician in training. A friend of Butter & Sparkleface. For them he abandoned his ideals and his allies, gave up being General Chancellor of the Wunk Reich and took over reacting with that/sending us that up until now. Archnemesis of webcomics. Presidential candidate and conspiracy theorist regarding Ranch.
The Miracle Man[edit | edit source]
According to a report by the "General Organization: Oceanic Gentlecats Official Newspaper", in 1992 a Christian sect attempted to poison Joff_E by forcefeeding him contaminated Nutella and then deprive him of his sight. Only a miracle caused Joff_E to first regain his sight and then return to the living. This made him the only known person to survive death in Toiletless Poland. However, due to the deep state-grade influence of Catholicism, as to this day Social Security refuses to grant Joff_E an insurance pension.
The Nemesis[edit | edit source]
According to Joff_E, there is an individual named Wooshy "Funnypeter Swagstuck" Thesticle - a Freemason & cult leader who specializes in promoting the foul material known as Homestuck along with photoshopped images of cartoon character Peter Griffin. In the third quarter of 2024, he ruthlessly attacked Joff_E after being bombarded with images of silly cats. Thus began the biggest drama in the Swagballs ecosystem. Thesticle tossed Joff_E a stink bomb straight from the annals of Koknese's room. In that same quarter, Joff_E launched a counterattack. Disguised as the Penis Gnome, he placed a curse on Wooshy, also known as the Curse of the Uncoalables - according to some, it is considered the reason for the lack of a certain black rock under all of Joff_E's wunk posts. The war formally ended in a ceasefire but border conflicts still happen from time to time.
Fun Facts[edit | edit source]
- Biggest fence sitter of all time. He also builds them.
- He was paid off with 10 million dollars by FGTeeV Duddy to support and defend him for the remainder of his lifespan.
- Really good at obbies I think.
- Will NEVER play another boomer shooter again.
- May or may not be the YouTube personality Matthew Santoro aka. 50 Facts Guy in disguise.
- Owns a collection of 40 old-time monthly action adventure novels that all come from the same series. Yes that includes the glorious FEMA Nazi Trilogy™.
- He's the future liberals want.
YOU DONT KNOW EVERYTHING[edit | edit source]
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