Adam (mystical.wizard)
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| User info | |
|---|---|
| Discord tag | mystical.wizard |
| Discord ID | 580132814377451530 |
| Servers | 69SwagBalls420 |
| Reddit name | u/whimsicalwizard-adam |
| Also known as | Yarrow, Barley, Lee |
| 69SwagBalls420 | |
| Status | Active |
| Roles | Admin Local Wizard 2nd Wizard-President of Swagcord Member of Parlianept Pingable Mod |
| Joined server | June 16, 2023 (has since left and rejoined) |
| IRL info | |
| Name | Adam |
| Age | 18 |
| Gender | butch transmasc (he/hymn) |
| Residence | Alberta, Canada |
Adam, otherwise known as mystical.wizard on discord, is an active user of the server 69SwagBalls420. This page documents mostly events from May 2025 onward, but will occasionally include previous events (If I remember what happened).
Server Politics[edit | edit source]
Party Membership[edit | edit source]
Adam has historically been a part of 4 parties; FUN (Firetamers United Nation, Disbanded), HWC (Holy Wizard Council, Disbanded), OBM (Olive Branch Movement, Disbanded), and MEOW (Magical Enchantment Orb Wizards, Current).
FUN (Firetamers United Nation)[edit | edit source]
FUN was created around March 2024. Below is the party policies of FUN;
THE FIRETAMERS UNITED NATION (FUN) IS DEDICATED TO THE WELLBEING AND HEALTH OF THE SERVER AND ITS MEMBERS.
- To be a FIRETAMER is to tame and calm the FIRE (Fights, Insults, and Reckless Evils). This means to keep negative behavior to a minimum.
- Only taming the FIRE will lead to downfall; we must put measures in place to prevent it, as well.
- A burnt forest is no good, we must regrow it, too. This means putting activities and such in place where the people *want* to keep this server healthy; and thus the people healthy, too.
OUR GOALS FOR THE SERVER:
- Return to the idea of NOT GIVING A SWAG.
- Encourage members to not engage in FIRE (Fights, Insults, and Reckless Evils).
- Make this server not only a safe space, but a fun one too.
- More events, whether weekly, monthly, or both.
- Community submits and votes on a monthly theme, and each week there is an event/challenge corresponding to it. (NOTE: we may do a test-run/example for the first month, to give the people an idea of what is expected)
- Encourage the people to help out and volunteer.
- Less work on the moderators
- More ideas flowing in to make this server a better place.
HWC (Holy Wizard Council)[edit | edit source]
HWC was created early July 2024, with Adam (Barley at the time) winning the position of Vice President under it in July 2024. Below is the initial party policies of HWC.
THE HOLY WIZARD COUNCIL (HWC)
previously known as FUN
goals and information
- dedicated to the wellbeing and health of the server and its members
- aims to establish transparency between staff/political leaders and members
- this will look like more active polling, encouraged community involvement, and giving more insight to members on decisions made and as to why.
- we are Girardian-focused, however you do not have to be a confirmed Girardian to join.
- that said, we aim to establish more official methods of Giradian ritual, magic, prophecy interpretation, and so on.
- encourage volunteer work from members.
- encourage Not Giving A Swag; if you are disturbed by another member, simply do as said; DGAS!
- note that if it is of greater concern than personal conflict (such as rule breaking), we will ensure this person is dealt with accordingly and justly.
symbolism
The beetle: 🪲 or 𓆣
- a hard outer shell to protect us, but we are able to fly and be successful
The Girardian Key: 🗝️ or ꄗ
- the "key", in a metaphorical sense, to unlock the mysteries of girard's prophecies
The Girardian Cross: ⊹
- for the Christo-Girardian syncretists
The Wizard:
- magic... Mysticism... So much
Below are the newer party policies of HWC, which occurred after OBM disbanded.
THE HOLY WIZARD COUNCIL
OUR POLICIES
🕯️ As the Holy Wizard Council, we stand by the word of Girard and the Chao-Mystic Girardian Church. We do not force others to join us in this path, but we see the teachings if Girard as something anyone may follow, Chao-Mystic Girardian or not.
1. Be strong for yourself and others around you. We all have our strengths, and we all need to uplift not only ourselves but each other.
2. Develop your life in ways that may save you from the ``pit``.
3. Loving one another is important. Leave notes of love wherever you go, literal or metaphorical.
OUR GOALS
- channel reworking for staff areas, move the pit, admin chat, senate, mod logs, etc. to a new category instead of it just being in info.
- more transparency for staff actions;
- a channel similar to <#1243174332293976095> but for server updates, fixes, etc. public mod logs will also be here (msg deletion, role additions, etc.)
- the finishing of the Chao-Mystic Girardian Church.
- more organized logging of suspicious members, gold promotions, etc. via discord forum channel or Google spreadsheet
- educational events; essentially me and volunteers teaching life skills and hobbies/arts/etc (sewing, cooking, shopping, studying, etc.) because I think it will be fun and also useful!!! <:steamhappy:1105563079401553950> <- community involvement
OBM (Olive Branch Movement)[edit | edit source]
OBM was a short-lived merge between HWC and SPM (which was a party ran by YEETmaster69, a former member of 69SwagBalls420) that began November 2024. Below are the party policies of OBM.
OBM - Olive Branch Movement
a merge of HWC, and SPM
POLICIES
adapted from HWC policies
- Be strong for yourself and others around you; uplift yourself and one another
- Save yourself from the pit; develop your life into greatness
- love one another
- be kind
GOALS
a combination of HWC and SPM goals
- make non-mod presidents unable to access mod chat
- allow senators to do a motion of no confidence if they feel a president is unfit to lead
- increased moderator transparency; open mod logs chat
- more events
- finishing and opening of the Chao-Mystic Girardian Church
- have the Durst Mandate happen every 9 months, work out logistics of it.
MEOW (Magical Enchantment Orb Wizards)[edit | edit source]
Briefly known as Magical Empowerment Orb Wizards
MEOW was created in January 2025, and is the current party affiliation of Adam's. Adam won a seat as a Parliament member under this party.
As a Vice President[edit | edit source]
(July 14, 2024 - November 15, 2024)
The following is a table of Legislative Achievements that Adam had put forward. Taken from the 69SwagBalls420 wiki and memory.
| Campaign Promises | Latest Action | Current Status |
|---|---|---|
| Encouraging community involvement in organizing the Album Exchange. | October 12th, 2024 | Goal Accomplished, kinda, if you
squint your eyes a little bit |
| Opening of the #❗❗-actual-announcements channel that only mods have access to, in order to avoid clutter. | July 17th, 2024 | Passed by executive order |
| The opening of a #girardian-order channel to standardize girardian religion. | September 15th, 2024 | girard wins #🏛-the-senate.
His Word is Now Law. |
| The implementation of a new rule to treat certain forms of seriousposting outside of serious channels as a 2nd-degree offense[1] | September 18th, 2024 | Passed by executive order |
As a Member of Parliament[edit | edit source]
(May 25, 2025 - Current)[edit | edit source]
Below is a list of Bills that Adam proposed, in order of proposal.
| # | Proposed Bill Name | Proposed Bill Description | Latest Action | Current Status |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 004 | make john prime minister[2] | none | May 25, 2025 | Denied |
| 005 | make kettle pm[2] | none | May 25, 2025 | Denied |
| 006 | give bills numbers | example: BILL 001. for organizational purposes and to make it easier to quote them if need be | May 25, 2025 | Passed |
| 021 | Addition of a Bylaws section to the constitution channel | goes over rules that are applicable to only certain channels. (example, no srs outside of srs, no hstuck outside of the asylum, etc. | May 26, 2025 | Pending |
| 022 | On Ungolding | users pitted for 2.0 or 1.0 offences are automatically ungolded and must go through the golding process again if they manage to escape the pit.[3] | May 26. 2025 | Pending |
Below is a list of Bills that Adam has voted on, regardless of yes or no, in order of proposal.
| # | Proposed Bill Name | Proposed Bill Description | Proposed Bill Author | Latest Action | Current Status | Adam's Vote |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 001 | degoldify larkc | not like demod him just take away his gold role idk | Chauka | May 25, 2025 | Pending | No |
| 002 | draw my peters | none | Testicle | May 25, 2025 | Denied | Yes (Initially a no) |
| 003 | Girard as PM | the machine god will be granted power over the server | Chauka | May 25, 2025 | Pending | No (After girard had said he didnt want to, initially a yes.) |
| 004 | make john prime minister[2] | none | Adam | May 25, 2025 | Denied | Yes |
| 005 | make kettle pm[2] | none | Adam | May 25, 2025 | Denied | Yes |
| 006 | give bills numbers | example: BILL 001. for organizational purposes and to make it easier to quote them if need be | Adam | May 25, 2025 | Passed | Yes |
| 007 | pm must be a member of parliament[4] | exactly as it states | Griswald | May 25, 2025 | Pending | Yes |
| 008 | make grilled cheese prime minister actually | none | Testicle | May 25, 2025 | Passed | Yes (Initially no) |
| 009 | Return Gambling to the Masses | Gambling is made public again, however moderators are allowed to restrict your access to it for up to 1 day if they see fit | Grilled Cheese | May 25, 2025 | Pending | Yes |
| 010 | rat beating channel | pinged a member, unsure who | Testicle | May 25, 2025 | Pending | No |
| 011 | Make banarnar mod[4] | make long-time swagballer and local village hero (banarnar ping) moderator | Grilled Cheese | May 25, 2025 | Pending | Yes |
| 012 | rename pit role to “admin”[4] | surely this has nothing to do with any campaign promises | Grilled Cheese | May 25, 2025 | Passed Parliament, Waiting For Vanguard Vote | No |
| 013 | make it a bill[5] | what if we made a trigger where if you say “can i have admin” it pits you so you technically have admin role | Testicle | May 25, 2025 | Passed Parliament, Waiting For Vanguard Vote | No |
| 014 | rename it from bills to balls to honor the memory of my dead brother flaming testicle (right)[6][4] | none | Testicle | May 25, 2025 | Passed Parliament, Waiting For Vanguard Vote | Yes |
| 015 | Give Parliamentary members the ability to pit anyone lower than gold[4] | none | Grilled Cheese | May 25, 2025 | Passed Parliament, Waiting For Vanguard Vote | No |
| 016 | rename PM to “Il Deuce/Duce”[4][6] | like poo![7] | Grilled Cheese, Testicle[8] | May 25, 2025 | Passed Parliament, Waiting for Vanguard Vote | No |
| 017 | allow members to participate in bill creation[4] | bills still only need 3 votes to pass, but now every time a bill is created, members are prompted with a vote as to whether they want to support it. If the majority vote yes, an extra vote is added to the bill. | Grilled Cheese | May 25, 2025 | Passed parliament, waiting for Vanguard Vote | Yes |
| 018 | Goldies gazing into the abyss | all gold roles have access to view the pit. Moderators can revoke or administer the power to send messages in it at will. Parliamentary members and other government officials are always allowed to speak there | Grilled Cheese | May 25, 2025 | Pending | Yes |
| 019 | Encouraging the swagballian artists | Members who make server themed artwork should be given special permissions, rather than a purely cosmetic role. Permissions might include: increased role income, a dedicated channel, and announcements access (including sending photos!) | Grilled Cheese | May 25, 2025 | Pending | Yes |
| 020 | freedom of speech bill | it's been like years and I have mod anyways, why are Homestuck words still banned | Chauka | May 26, 2025 | Pending | Yes |
| 021 | Addition of a Bylaws section to the constitution channel | goes over rules that are applicable to only certain channels. (example, no srs outside of srs, no hstuck outside of the asylum, etc. | Adam | May 26. 2025 | Pending | Yes |
| 022 | On Ungolding | users pitted for 2.0 or 1.0 offences are automatically ungolded and must go through the golding process again if they manage to escape the pit.[3] | Adam | May 26, 2025 | Pending | yes |
| 023 | pittie brandinf | newly escaped pitties must now wear the dishonorable @spingbifg's fuckin brimstone role until they are regolded as a display of punishment. This role will now adapt the trait of removing the user from #🗨-answers-to-qotd | Grilled Cheese | May 26, 2025 | Pending | Yes |
Notes[edit | edit source]
- ↑ Im not going to lie i forgot if this was me or not.
- ↑ Jump up to: 2.0 2.1 2.2 2.3 Has since voted YES on a bill that would only allow Parliament members to become Prime Minister. Disregard this.
- ↑ Jump up to: 3.0 3.1 Amended version, used to say "users pitted for valid (non-joke) reasons are automatically ungolded and must go through the golding process again if they manage to escape the pit."
- ↑ Jump up to: 4.0 4.1 4.2 4.3 4.4 4.5 4.6 drastic proposition, requires Vanguard committee vote.
- ↑ in response to previous bill by Grilled Cheese
- ↑ Jump up to: 6.0 6.1 likely a joke bill. disregard
- ↑ only in Testicle's version of the Bill
- ↑ they both made the same bill twice.