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Several artifacts were recovered from the warfare, including xBushia's armour (the Popbob set), the original Shittown beacon, two blocks of cheated-in bedrock named ''fred'' and ''haed'', a trade deal signed by Floppa-Herzigovina and Shittown, and several of xBushia's ''YOU HAVE 30 SECONDS'' wither roses. | Several artifacts were recovered from the warfare, including xBushia's armour (the Popbob set), the original Shittown beacon, two blocks of cheated-in bedrock named ''fred'' and ''haed'', a trade deal signed by Floppa-Herzigovina and Shittown, and several of xBushia's ''YOU HAVE 30 SECONDS'' wither roses. | ||
===== <b>Post-Trollage and the Bosnia-Pakistan War</b> ===== | |||
The server pioneered on. In this era, dating to Jan 25-31, 2021, we can confirm the creation of the Chungus City Church at corrdinates 69, 69, 420, as well as the birth of the Cult of Chungus <ref>https://old.reddit.com/r/okbuddycraft/comments/l4hneh/chungus_city_church/</ref><ref>https://old.reddit.com/r/okbuddycraft/comments/l4rr47/totally_unbiased_religion_poll/</ref>We can also confirm the town biknee botem was already in existence. <ref>https://old.reddit.com/r/okbuddycraft/comments/l4ihkn/hows_biknee_botem/</ref> FCS continued to establish embassies around the major towns of the server, and ''broke in'' several of their parliament buildings. <ref>https://old.reddit.com/r/okbuddycraft/comments/l52e68/crazy_embarrassin_among_us_drip_moment_epic_sanss/</ref><ref>https://old.reddit.com/r/okbuddycraft/comments/l5avs8/secks_in_the_parliament/</ref> We know the towns of Islamabad and Neko-Ville also came into existence sometime in this era. <ref>https://old.reddit.com/r/okbuddycraft/comments/l6bg0h/night_time_in_islamabad/</ref><ref>https://old.reddit.com/r/okbuddycraft/comments/l6zguf/nekoville_strong/</ref> | |||
For some reason, a moderator decided to kill all the bats, though through user retardation, used the command /kill @e, resulting in the widespread massacre of all entities in loaded chunks.<ref>https://old.reddit.com/r/okbuddycraft/comments/l4t6r7/when_mods_kill_bat/</ref> We also know the server's Femboy Hooters location was already made, and threatened with vandalism.<ref>https://old.reddit.com/r/okbuddycraft/comments/l5u8bj/a_warning/</ref> | |||
We also know at this time the town of Bosnia began a sharp rise in prominence, and would eventually be one of the largest towns on the server. <ref>https://old.reddit.com/r/okbuddycraft/comments/l552n4/bosnia_needs_more_resources_so_we_thought_of/</ref> This was met with propoganda retaliation by Nihlwi and Cumland. <ref>https://old.reddit.com/r/okbuddycraft/comments/l57i2g/bosnia_stfu/</ref> However, the war would break out with the town of Pakistan, though that did not stop Bosnia from going on a mass propoganda campaign against the entire server. <ref>https://old.reddit.com/r/okbuddycraft/comments/l5retj/mess_with_pakistan_and_this_is_what_you_get/</ref><ref>https://old.reddit.com/r/okbuddycraft/comments/l5u70p/this_is_what_bosnia_gets_glory_to_pakistan/</ref><ref>https://old.reddit.com/r/okbuddycraft/comments/l60mwn/soon_we_are_coming_death_to_fucking_bosnia_glory/</ref><ref>https://old.reddit.com/r/okbuddycraft/comments/l69al8/take_that_bikinini_bottem/</ref><ref>https://old.reddit.com/r/okbuddycraft/comments/l6tayu/pakistanian_occupation_of_bosnia_ca_2021/</ref><ref>https://old.reddit.com/r/okbuddycraft/comments/l82d6e/be_scared_bosnia_we_will_come_for_you/</ref><ref>https://old.reddit.com/r/okbuddycraft/comments/l8erki/fuck_bosnia/</ref> | |||
It was on Jan 28, 2021 that Sudrex found the End portal the moderators had used on the first day, and went through the End portal. This location would eventually become [[The OKBC4 Server Museum]].<ref>https://www.reddit.com/gallery/l6n2sw</ref> | |||
Of note is that players had begun exploring the Shittown ruins, though few noticed the early stages of the Shittown labs.<ref>https://old.reddit.com/r/okbuddycraft/comments/l8h6g5/who_the_fuck_destroyed_the_roof_of_this_building/</ref><ref>https://old.reddit.com/r/okbuddycraft/comments/l80540/sunrise_at_shittown/</ref> | |||
Players from this time will remember the significance of this event. Todd, a member of Cumland, was entrusted by Nihlwi to construct the Cumland wall. Todd did such a horrendous job, truly marvelously horrible, that Nihlwi threatened to kick him. <ref>https://old.reddit.com/r/okbuddycraft/comments/l8qpl7/a_serious_issue/</ref> Visiting players concurred what Todd had done was an offense to the eyes, and was never meant to occur in 3-dimensional space-time. Todd would however make up this error by creating plans of the Cumland-Femboy-Hooters Cum-Sewer System. <ref>https://old.reddit.com/r/okbuddycraft/comments/l9p33v/little_idea_i_had/</ref> | |||
On Feb 1, 2021, Sudrex launched the public End portal teleport, allowing players to Towny teleport or travel to its coordinates. <ref>https://old.reddit.com/r/okbuddycraft/comments/l9uaho/public_end_portal_with_tp_now_live/</ref> | |||
An important archival post was made as well at this time. An OKBC4 town tier list, confirming the existence of Biknee Botem, Bosnia, Brazil, The Chungus Ethnostate, the Church of Chungus, Cumland, Cumzone, DreamSMP, Floppa-Herzigovina, Islamabad, Noccia, and Sillytopia. <ref>https://www.tierlists.com/create/okbuddycraft-towny-tierlist</ref> Nihlwi would take this opportunity to immediately begin posting propaganda, as well as trying to leech off the fame of Cumzone for eradicating Shittown. <ref>https://old.reddit.com/r/okbuddycraft/comments/laejas/balls_hurt/</ref><ref>https://old.reddit.com/r/okbuddycraft/comments/lk7jmh/cumland/</ref> He would also continue his targeted harassment of ToddDaOne.<ref>https://old.reddit.com/r/okbuddycraft/comments/lk9s3c/todddaone_says_that_he_would_let_a_girl_peg_him/</ref> | |||
===== Switching Server Hosts ===== | |||
On Jan 31, 2021, GrantVsZombies began the process of switching to a new server host, due to consistent issues with the present provider. <ref>https://old.reddit.com/r/okbuddycraft/comments/l9nrkr/im_switching_server_hosters_hold_tight/</ref> It is unknown what exact dates the server went offline for, though Feb 2-18, 2021 can be confirmed as an offline date. <ref>https://old.reddit.com/r/okbuddycraft/comments/laz8wk/turn_the_server_on/</ref><ref>https://old.reddit.com/r/okbuddycraft/comments/lbl44r/could_we_get_some_way_to_know_whats_going_on_with/</ref><ref>https://old.reddit.com/r/okbuddycraft/comments/lc45xi/bruh_penis/</ref><ref>https://old.reddit.com/r/okbuddycraft/comments/le4l2r/how_many_of_you_would_still_play_on_the_sever_if/</ref><ref>https://old.reddit.com/r/okbuddycraft/comments/lenxaq/ok_wtf_is_going_on_i_wanna_play/</ref><ref>https://old.reddit.com/r/okbuddycraft/comments/ljdda1/whens_the_server_going_back_up/</ref><ref>https://old.reddit.com/r/okbuddycraft/comments/lkvmlk/how_many_days_will_it_take_no_rush/</ref><ref>https://old.reddit.com/r/okbuddycraft/comments/llkahd/day_15_without_server/</ref><ref>https://old.reddit.com/r/okbuddycraft/comments/lmlrth/where_is_server_bootycraft_mods/</ref> Players began getting extremely frustrated. <ref>https://old.reddit.com/r/okbuddycraft/comments/lm3qh3/fs_grant/</ref><ref>https://old.reddit.com/r/okbuddycraft/comments/lltqbb/just_fucking_find_a_good_host_right_now/</ref> | |||
Grant would provide a proper update on Feb 10, 2021, regarding the state of the server host transfer. <ref>https://old.reddit.com/r/okbuddycraft/comments/lgod7o/update_on_the_server/</ref> He would also provide a re-launch update on Feb 20th, detailing his retarded struggles with the retard server controls.<ref>https://old.reddit.com/r/okbuddycraft/comments/lo3ai0/server_is_up_but_read_post/</ref> | |||
===== <b>The Nihlwi Saga</b> ===== | ===== <b>The Nihlwi Saga</b> ===== | ||
[[File:2023-07-11 20.15.30.png|thumb|Nihlwi's Exhibit in the server museum. His skull and sword were donated anonymously, and the cobble was donated by RocksXIII, recovered from the original lavacast Nihlwi made at Cumland.]] | [[File:2023-07-11 20.15.30.png|thumb|Nihlwi's Exhibit in the server museum. His skull and sword were donated anonymously, and the cobble was donated by RocksXIII, recovered from the original lavacast Nihlwi made at Cumland.]] | ||
As told through the record book at the server museum: <blockquote> | As told through the record book at the server museum: <blockquote> | ||
Nihlwi was the first major griefer of the server. We had discovered numerous smaller griefs done against Cumland, Bosnia, World Spawn, and many others. We had banned all of them and assumed the matter complete. It was not so. Further analysis showed inconsistencies in Nihlwi's testimony both in the server chat function and in the various subreddit posts he had made. We overlooked these as odd behaviors, but then he was discovered to have griefed Bosnia. Nihlwi immediately began to downplay his crimes. He claimed the griefs were trivial, though an identical grief down to his town sparked a fierce emotional response as the King of Cumland. | Nihlwi was the first major griefer of the server. We had discovered numerous smaller griefs done against Cumland, Bosnia, World Spawn, and many others. We had banned all of them and assumed the matter complete. It was not so. Further analysis showed inconsistencies in Nihlwi's testimony both in the server chat function and in the various subreddit posts he had made. We overlooked these as odd behaviors, but then he was discovered to have griefed Bosnia. Nihlwi immediately began to downplay his crimes. He claimed the griefs were trivial, though an identical grief down to his town sparked a fierce emotional response as the King of Cumland. | ||