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===== Server Pre-History ===== | |||
Due to significant mental retardation of all present, the server launch was marked by numerous spam posts begging for the server's IP address.<ref>https://old.reddit.com/r/okbuddycraft/comments/l2m3a2/where_are_you_guys_posting_the_ip_again/</ref><ref>https://old.reddit.com/r/okbuddycraft/comments/l2tij9/official_pinned_post_for_srever_ip_here_give_me/</ref><ref>https://old.reddit.com/r/okbuddycraft/comments/l2wbg8/give_ip_now/</ref><ref>https://old.reddit.com/r/okbuddycraft/comments/l2yr4a/whens_the_server_coming_out/</ref><ref>https://old.reddit.com/r/okbuddycraft/comments/l30qp6/the_server_is_not_real/</ref> <ref>https://old.reddit.com/r/okbuddycraft/comments/l33y4f/im_am_ready_buddy/</ref><ref>https://old.reddit.com/r/okbuddycraft/comments/l35ulg/mme_refreshing_reddin_new_posts_for_the_1000th/</ref>However, moderation did come and confirm the server was running into some issues, but was launching.<ref>https://old.reddit.com/r/okbuddycraft/comments/l3179l/server_is_coming_shortly_bear_with_us/</ref> The server's launch post was made on Jan 23, 2021 by GrantVsZombies.<ref>https://old.reddit.com/r/okbuddycraft/comments/l370pr/buddycraft_is_live_we_are_playing_on_1164_and_we/</ref> | |||
Of what information can be confirmed, we know Shittown did in fact launch on Day 1. <ref>https://old.reddit.com/r/okbuddycraft/comments/l3h3tj/glory_to_shit_town/</ref>We know there were numerous errors and bugs in server code, frequently disconnecting players for no reason. <ref>https://old.reddit.com/r/okbuddycraft/comments/l3k4d0/fix_this_broken_ass_game/</ref><ref>https://old.reddit.com/r/okbuddycraft/comments/l3k4ku/servers_down/</ref> <ref>https://old.reddit.com/r/okbuddycraft/comments/l3rvrg/is_the_server_really_laggy_and_fucked_for_u_guys/</ref>Some records indicate Shittown was already beginning trade deals at this time. <ref>https://old.reddit.com/r/okbuddycraft/comments/l3n6yu/this_server_is_ran_by_and_on_monkeys/</ref> Likely in a rivalry with Shaprio Town, which was also confirmed to be active and trading livestock. <ref>https://old.reddit.com/r/okbuddycraft/comments/l3np4x/shapiro_town_selling_livestock_for_the_entire/</ref> | |||
We also can confirm that Cumland came into existence on either Day 1 or 2, and Nihlwi began his PR campaign. <ref>https://old.reddit.com/r/okbuddycraft/comments/l3prpa/cumland_is_the_best/</ref> We can also confirm the existence of the town dreamsmp. <ref>https://old.reddit.com/r/okbuddycraft/comments/l43snm/big_chungus_and_among_us_at_dreamsmp/</ref>There was also a brief issue of server permissions not crossing dimensions, leading to trolling by killing players in the End and Nether. <ref>https://old.reddit.com/r/okbuddycraft/comments/l3wpje/i_fucking_dare_you/</ref> It was at this time that evidence leaked of the mods destroying the Ender Dragon Egg, after defeating the dragon on the first day. <ref>https://old.reddit.com/r/okbuddycraft/comments/l42fgq/poopboob_egg/</ref> | |||
===== <b>The Forging of the Floppa Weapons</b> ===== | ===== <b>The Forging of the Floppa Weapons</b> ===== | ||
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===== <b>The First Trollage</b> ===== | ===== <b>The First Trollage</b> ===== | ||
[[File:2023-07-11 20.27.59.png|thumb|Two maparts of screenshots of Shittown dated to the First Trollage.]] | [[File:2023-07-11 20.27.59.png|thumb|Two maparts of screenshots of Shittown dated to the First Trollage.]] | ||
The | The First Trollage occurred on Jan 24, 2021. It began with the war between CumZone and Shittown, the hometown of xBushia, a server moderator. There was some build up due to fighting over the legendary Pissblock, including posting pre-war propoganda.<ref>https://old.reddit.com/r/okbuddycraft/comments/l43bnz/cum_zoneia/</ref><ref>https://old.reddit.com/r/okbuddycraft/comments/l455qw/dicktator_lmao/</ref> The war began with the publishing of a book titled; ''The Crimes of Bushia'': <blockquote> | ||
Documentation of xBushia's many crimes. | Documentation of xBushia's many crimes. | ||
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Noticeable are several grammatical errors, as well as references to xBushia as male, not female. The block in question was not anything less than the Pissblock itself, an artifact being hotly disputed, whatever ''The Crimes'' may claim, in a repeated game of theft and retaliation. The end result was a chaotic day of mod abuse and player warfare, culminating in the sack of Shittown and the recovery, and eventually loss, of the Pissblock. However, after several weeks of ruin, Shittown would rise again as the Shittown Labs. | Noticeable are several grammatical errors, as well as references to xBushia as male, not female. The block in question was not anything less than the Pissblock itself, an artifact being hotly disputed, whatever ''The Crimes'' may claim, in a repeated game of theft and retaliation. The end result was a chaotic day of mod abuse and player warfare, culminating in the sack of Shittown and the recovery, and eventually loss, of the Pissblock, and the creation of the nation FCS.<ref>https://old.reddit.com/r/okbuddycraft/comments/l48unz/we_did_it_bois_shittown_is_no_more/</ref><ref>https://old.reddit.com/r/okbuddycraft/comments/l49a3g/the_end_of_an_era_fuck_you_shittown/</ref> However, after several weeks of ruin, Shittown would rise again as the Shittown Labs. | ||
Several artifacts were recovered from the warfare, including xBushia's armour (the Popbob set), the original Shittown beacon, two blocks of cheated-in bedrock named ''fred'' and ''haed'', a trade deal signed by Floppa-Herzigovina and Shittown, and several of xBushia's ''YOU HAVE 30 SECONDS'' wither roses. | Several artifacts were recovered from the warfare, including xBushia's armour (the Popbob set), the original Shittown beacon, two blocks of cheated-in bedrock named ''fred'' and ''haed'', a trade deal signed by Floppa-Herzigovina and Shittown, and several of xBushia's ''YOU HAVE 30 SECONDS'' wither roses. | ||