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Much of server history is lost, though certain records and exhibits are preserved in the server's museum. | Much of server history is lost, though certain records and exhibits are preserved in the server's museum. | ||
===== The First Trollage ===== | |||
The exact details of the First Trollage were lost to history. All that is known is it began with the war between CumZone and Shittown, the hometown of xBushia, a server moderator. The war began with the publishing of a book titled; ''The Crimes of Bushia'': <blockquote> | |||
Documentation of xBushia's many crimes. | |||
We, the citizens of the glorious Cumzone, hereby accuse shittown's mayor xBushia of heavily abusing his god-given powers of the gamemode. | |||
He repeatedly gave lavish amounts of netherite and other valuables to the shittowners. He's also building a temple right now, using creative. A testament to his hybris! | |||
But even worse than this self-indulgence in illegitimate wealth are his unfair methods of fighting: There's a small dispute going on between shittown and the Cumzone over a stolen block. And being the miscreant he is, Bushia just flew into the Cumbase and stole it back; the defenders having literally no chance to fight back! | |||
So we are addressing everyone willing to listen: Even if you are a citizen of shittown and are gaining from his immoral behavior, or if you are a citizen from another nation, seemingly unconcerned with this, please, all of you - no, all of us - must take a stand against this abuse of power! | |||
So, my brother's, raise your sword and raise your voice! Fight with us for a brughter future! And most importantly: piss, shit and cum | |||
signed | |||
~the leading authorities of the Cumzone | |||
</blockquote> | |||
Noticeable are several grammatical errors, as well as references to xBushia as male, not female. The block in question was not anything less than the Pissblock itself, an artifact being hotly disputed, whatever ''The Crimes'' may claim, in a repeated game of theft and retaliation. The end result was a chaotic day of mod abuse and player warfare, culminating in the sack of Shittown and the recovery, and eventually loss, of the Pissblock. However, after several weeks of ruin, Shittown would rise again as the Shittown Labs. | |||
Several artifacts were recovered from the warfare, including xBushia's armour, the Popbob set, the original Shittown beacon, two blocks of cheated-in bedrock named ''fred'' and ''haed'', a trade deal signed by Floppa-Herzigovina and Shittown, and several of xBushia's ''YOU HAVE 30 SECONDS'' wither roses. | |||
===== The Nihlwi Saga ===== | ===== The Nihlwi Saga ===== | ||