Microwave
 A Panasonic 1.2 microwave | |
| User info | |
|---|---|
| Discord tag | microwave#6743 |
| Discord ID | 520056132325081113 |
| Irony Hub | |
| Roles | Ironic Edgelord Trollsome Was It Worth It? |
Microwave /ˈmaɪkɹoʊˌweɪv/, or simply known as q on the server, is an active user of Irony Hub. Known for posting a long copypasta about Xero (which was pinned and made into a Dyno tag (see ?tag cope)) and being muted a lot for spamming, this user joined on September 16th at 9:06 PM CST and has been active ever since with like 41k messages.
Hi. As a long-time shitposter conglomerate, I want to input my final words. First off, "Who the fuck cares waah waah waah microwave got sentimental over the loss of irony hub boohoo nigga!" I'm here to reflect. It was a... silly place. Full of silly people. I'd say it took a lot of effort to get the mods to recognize me. I saw that server as my main criticality. I saw it as a home, of sorts. The members there were either chill as fuck or as deplorable as it could get. And if you think "Yeah, he ain't seen shit" someone posted actual cropped child porn. The server has its shit moments from time to time, when niggas like xero out to shit on the first member he sees and dickride the rest, you know, the funny. I haven't gotten to my main point yet. Irony Hub was a major center for me. I saw it as my social hub. Somewhere where I felt like I fit in for a while. I could post memes I found funny and associate with other retards who would post the same dogshit memes over and over again until the dogshit meme was deemed unfunny (how). When I saw that I had been there for a solid year, I felt like I had been getting somewhat tired of the same shit every day, different hours. I was getting pissed off more and more. I finally gave in and sent myself my final goodbyes somewhere between 12/20 and 12/24 of last year. Coincidentally, this was when Irony Hub collapsed. Gee, whiz! Anyway. I had to look for a new way to get back into a social hotspot. I had lost the only place I had seen as my home. There's things I regret from Irony Hub, and there's things I wish I could repeat. The immaturity level of myself in that server was possibly what drives me away from the thought of another me in an irony hub. I feel like it would just send me down the shitter and tell me, "You don't fit in here; you're not like the rest of us; get lost, lmao." Whenthe is like the place where I just can't give a shit. I send messages there only to shitpost on levels I find are moderate. I personally don't care too much about the server; I just want a place to shitpost hard enough to sound like a schizophrenic fucktard to drive the crave for attention. Wild how the cycle never ends...
My final anecdote falls with this: I want the people running this wiki to keep this whole website alive. It brings me joy. It brings me memories. It gives me the opportunity to laugh at the ghost of Irony Hub, the one server with 26 child porn cases in a single month, with 5 more the next month within just 9 days, and 8 in one day alone. I will be signing off now. I will see you later. Come find me in discord where I usually shill at. Talk to me there and come laugh at me for this pissy and sissy paragraph about me being a bitch about Irony Hub.
Signing out, microwave#6743.
also dogelore will forever be shit fuck you saucy this is a deliberate insult to them I don't fucking care argargargargargargargargargargargarg
List of contributions to Irony Hub and/or Wiki
There was a contest that was held by Tyingdoughnut4; to rename and recolor Edgelord because the name was deemed unreasonable. Two users won the contest: A user named 'I Think Crocs Are Cool' for the name Satirical and a user named 'microwave' for the hex color for the role (which was #aaff44), which was later renamed Edgelord again.
There was also an Irony Hub Wikipedia page created by the user Microwave to showcase the amount of cp cases in August of 2021, which was 26.