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Chessman was someone who has infiltrated almost every irony server with his army of what is believed to be at least a couple thousand alt accounts. After getting shut down in [[Irony Hub]], Chessman would move onto the Federal Troll Agency. He would join and attempt to spam the invite to his server which was full of gore. Zokluke sees this as an opportunity to ban and properly log each and every one of Chessman's alt in order to go up the chain of command. Chessman would continue do this for a couple of days and is eventually revealed to be a very young boy.[[File:Image (10).png|thumb|373x373px|A completely unknown user trying to sneak in a Bang Report reference in [[Awesome Planet]] general.]]For a couple months, Gondal members Unspiteful, Heckknok, and Doctor Theno have had an alt account named "Bored" which they had used to befriend [[Bangshakalaka]]. On April 11th, 2021, Bang was drinking a few too many White Claws and began to act weird and sporadic in the server. He would post porn in general chat, something he was very against as it could get the server banned, and other generally odd, out of character behaviors. The Gondals would hear about this through the many spies they had planted in the server and decided it was time to use Bored to fully catfish Bang. They sexted him with help from Unspiteful and eventually get him to give the account admin in the FTA. The server is nuked harder than usual, and the Gondals celebrate after completely humiliating Bang. The very next day, the Bang Report releases which showed off the entire chatlog and gave a few words on the Gondal's thoughts on [[Bangshakalaka]]. It is eventually revealed during Bang's short return to Discord on August 29th, 2022, that he was being entirely ironic throughout the entire encounter, but it was far too late. The damage has been done and his reputation would suffer greatly for it, even in faraway lands such as [[Irony Hub]] and later [[Awesome Planet]].
Chessman was someone who has infiltrated almost every irony server with his army of what is believed to be at least a couple thousand alt accounts. After getting shut down in [[Irony Hub]], Chessman would move onto the Federal Troll Agency. He would join and attempt to spam the invite to his server which was full of gore. Zokluke sees this as an opportunity to ban and properly log each and every one of Chessman's alt in order to go up the chain of command. Chessman would continue do this for a couple of days and is eventually revealed to be a very young boy.[[File:Image (10).png|thumb|373x373px|A completely unknown user trying to sneak in a Bang Report reference in [[Awesome Planet]] general.]]For a couple months, Gondal members Unspiteful, Heckknok, and Doctor Theno have had an alt account named "Bored" which they had used to befriend [[Bangshakalaka]]. On April 11th, 2021, Bang was drinking a few too many White Claws and began to act weird and sporadic in the server. He would post porn in general chat, something he was very against as it could get the server banned, and other generally odd, out of character behaviors. The Gondals would hear about this through the many spies they had planted in the server and decided it was time to use Bored to fully catfish Bang. They sexted him with help from Unspiteful and eventually get him to give the account admin in the FTA. The server is nuked harder than usual, and the Gondals celebrate after completely humiliating Bang. The very next day, the Bang Report releases which showed off the entire chatlog and gave a few words on the Gondal's thoughts on [[Bangshakalaka]]. It is eventually revealed during Bang's short return to Discord on August 29th, 2022, that he was being entirely ironic throughout the entire encounter, but it was far too late. The damage has been done and his reputation would suffer greatly for it, even in faraway lands such as [[Irony Hub]] and later [[Awesome Planet]].


Bang goes on break for about a week and gives owner to [[Wry]] and popular admin Goth gf to tend to the server while he's away. Goth gf gives admin to Trollmaster, an infamous Gondal, for a few seconds as a joke. Despite this, Trollmaster managed to add a nuke bot to the server. The nuke bot belonged to his fellow Gondal, Loric and was called Loric Tron. The bot remained in the server going unnoticed for 2 days. Eventually, Trollmaster lets Loric know that the bot is in the server and Loric activates it leading to another FTA nuke. [[Wry]] gets demoted for a little bit and Goth gf gets banned for a day.[[File:Wherediditgo.jpg|left|thumb|370x370px|A member in distress at the FTA's loss of the cum vanity.]]
Bang goes on break for about a week and gives owner to [[Wry]] and popular admin Goth gf to tend to the server while he's away. Goth gf gives admin to Trollmaster, an infamous Gondal, for a few seconds as a joke. Despite this, Trollmaster managed to add a nuke bot to the server. The nuke bot belonged to his fellow Gondal, Loric and was called Loric Tron. The bot remained in the server going unnoticed for 2 days. Eventually, Trollmaster lets Loric know that the bot is in the server and Loric activates it leading to another FTA nuke. [[Wry]] gets demoted for a little bit and Goth gf gets banned for a day.[[File:Wherediditgo.jpg|left|thumb|370x370px|A member in distress at the FTA's loss of the cum vanity.]][[Bangshakalaka]] and Peternity, a popular meme youtuber, have been discussing a vanity trade for a while. Peternity would get the cum vanity and FTA would get the cock vanity for a bit and each side would decide whether to keep it or give it back. On April 28th, 2021, MrPie, an old friend of Peternity's and failed meme youtuber, hears about this news and decides that he would steal the cum vanity for himself. He pretended to be a middleman between Peternity and FTA and contacted some of FTA's admins telling them it was time to switch the vanity. Most of the FTA admins were skeptical and none of them acted upon his requests, waiting for Bang's permission. This was until Jake101 believed Mrpie completely and gave him the vanity. MrPie took the vanity for himself and put it on his server "Dababy". FTA admins and users raid the server and start using the Carl-bot Method to spam some less than desirable things about MrPie. This would cause the server to lockdown and MrPie to break down in the announcements channel. He talked about how much he hated himself and ended up transferring owner to another person named DaOKI. [[Lul]] started a revolution in the server by getting a lot of the members to make fun of MrPie calling him things like "soy". This would bring a great amount of joy to the FTA staff. However, it would turn out that the entire breakdown was just one big act and that this was in fact not the first time MrPie had conned servers out of their vanities and been a general nuisance. The new owner turned the server into "Cum" and later "The Cum Palace". Peternity didn't do anything about the robbery, so FTA went to their friend Moosh for help. Moosh tried talking professionally to the new owner and his admins but it was to no avail. FTA admins convinced one of the mods in Cum named CIA to ban all the boosters and as many members as he could. He ended up banning around 1,000 members and was awarded mod in the FTA. FTA admins believed that, since all of Cum's boosters were gone, they would be able to regain their vanity in just 24 hours. This would end up not being the case and The Cum Palace has had the vanity since. The very next day, MrPie convinced CIA to become loyal to him once again and commands him to nuke the FTA. With the limited permissions he had, CIA was able to kick around 600 of the most active FTA members before being shut down. With the loss of their main member flow and this devastating nuke, it was clear that the downfall of the FTA was imminent.
==Season 7 (May 18th 2021 - June 11th 2021)==
==Season 7 (May 18th 2021 - June 11th 2021)==
[[Bangshakalaka|Bang]] pays some hackers to try to get the vanity back but they scam him hella hard. Someone named Motion raids FTA with a legion of bots and would continue for multiple days. He would later raid the Cum Palace as well. [[Bangshakalaka|Bang]] convinces a mod of the Cum Palace named CIA to ban all the Cum Palace boosters and in return would get mod in FTA. Sadly it does nothing to help the cause. The very next day CIA bans around 600 members in FTA. All hope is lost in regaining the vanity. The downfall of FTA has begun.  
[[Bangshakalaka|Bang]] pays some hackers to try to get the vanity back but they scam him hella hard. Someone named Motion raids FTA with a legion of bots and would continue for multiple days. He would later raid the Cum Palace as well. [[Bangshakalaka|Bang]] convinces a mod of the Cum Palace named CIA to ban all the Cum Palace boosters and in return would get mod in FTA. Sadly it does nothing to help the cause. The very next day CIA bans around 600 members in FTA. All hope is lost in regaining the vanity. The downfall of FTA has begun.  
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