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The server is the most active it's ever been thanks to [[Bangshakalaka]]. On March 15th, the server receives two more strikes from Discord so a new nuke must be conjured up. Coincidentally, this fell just two days before March 17th, which was a prophecy started in [[The Gondal Empire]] which stated that on March 17th, every Discord server even loosely involved with the main circle of servers (The Federal Troll Agency and Gondal) would be completely nuked. The admins decided to announce when the nuke was happening and make it a sort of event. Sadly, the infamous nuke bot, THE IRONY STOPS NOW, was malfunctioning which led him to come up with the idea to give every member the permissions to delete and create channels for a bit so they can nuke the server themselves. At this point, the server has about 3,000 members which meant when the permissions were given out, chaos ensued. Immediately, a lot more channels were created rather than deleted, a lot with very inappropriate names. The entire event is recorded and is available to a few to remember what the FTA looked during its peak. It is rumored that the footage will eventually become public. After a bit, the member's permissions are taken away and the server is closed for 6 days while repairs are made, and the server is reimagined to become better than it ever has before. People who paid to boost the server would have access to a secret channel where they could still talk while the server remained on lockdown.
The server is the most active it's ever been thanks to [[Bangshakalaka]]. On March 15th, the server receives two more strikes from Discord so a new nuke must be conjured up. Coincidentally, this fell just two days before March 17th, which was a prophecy started in [[The Gondal Empire]] which stated that on March 17th, every Discord server even loosely involved with the main circle of servers (The Federal Troll Agency and Gondal) would be completely nuked. The admins decided to announce when the nuke was happening and make it a sort of event. Sadly, the infamous nuke bot, THE IRONY STOPS NOW, was malfunctioning which led him to come up with the idea to give every member the permissions to delete and create channels for a bit so they can nuke the server themselves. At this point, the server has about 3,000 members which meant when the permissions were given out, chaos ensued. Immediately, a lot more channels were created rather than deleted, a lot with very inappropriate names. The entire event is recorded and is available to a few to remember what the FTA looked during its peak. It is rumored that the footage will eventually become public. After a bit, the member's permissions are taken away and the server is closed for 6 days while repairs are made, and the server is reimagined to become better than it ever has before. People who paid to boost the server would have access to a secret channel where they could still talk while the server remained on lockdown.


Chessman was someone who has infiltrated almost every irony server with his army of what is believed to be at least a couple thousand alt accounts. After getting shut down in [[Irony Hub]], Chessman would move onto the Federal Troll Agency. He would join and attempt to spam the invite to his server which was full of gore. Zokluke sees this as an opportunity to ban and properly log each and every one of Chessman's alt in order to go up the chain of command. Chessman would continue do this for a couple of days and is eventually revealed to be a very young boy.[[File:Image (10).png|thumb|373x373px|A completely unknown user trying to sneak in a Bang Report reference in [[Awesome Planet]] general.]]For a couple months, Gondal members Unspiteful, Heckknok, and Doctor Theno have had an alt account named "Bored" which they had used to befriend [[Bangshakalaka]]. On April 11th, 2021, Bang was drinking a few too many White Claws and began to act weird and sporadic in the server. He would post porn in general chat, something he was very against as it could get the server banned, and other generally odd, out of character behaviors. The Gondals would hear about this through the many spies they had planted in the server and decided it was time to use Bored to fully catfish Bang. They sexted him with help from Unspiteful and eventually get him to give the account admin in the FTA. The server is nuked harder than usual, and the Gondals celebrate after completely humiliating Bang. The very next day, the Bang Report releases which showed off the entire chatlog and gave a few words on the Gondal's thoughts on [[Bangshakalaka]]. It is eventually revealed during Bang's short return to Discord on August 29th, 2022, that he was being entirely ironic throughout the entire encounter, but it was far too late. The damage has been done and his reputation would suffer greatly for it, even in faraway lands such as [[Irony Hub]] and later [[Awesome Planet]].
==Season 7 (May 18th 2021 - June 11th 2021)==
==Season 7 (May 18th 2021 - June 11th 2021)==
[[Bangshakalaka|Bang]] pays some hackers to try to get the vanity back but they scam him hella hard. Someone named Motion raids FTA with a legion of bots and would continue for multiple days. He would later raid the Cum Palace as well. [[Bangshakalaka|Bang]] convinces a mod of the Cum Palace named CIA to ban all the Cum Palace boosters and in return would get mod in FTA. Sadly it does nothing to help the cause. The very next day CIA bans around 600 members in FTA. All hope is lost in regaining the vanity. The downfall of FTA has begun.  
[[Bangshakalaka|Bang]] pays some hackers to try to get the vanity back but they scam him hella hard. Someone named Motion raids FTA with a legion of bots and would continue for multiple days. He would later raid the Cum Palace as well. [[Bangshakalaka|Bang]] convinces a mod of the Cum Palace named CIA to ban all the Cum Palace boosters and in return would get mod in FTA. Sadly it does nothing to help the cause. The very next day CIA bans around 600 members in FTA. All hope is lost in regaining the vanity. The downfall of FTA has begun.  
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