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The '''August 20 nuke''' (or '''August 21 nuke''' depending on where you live, also called '''8/20''' and '''8/21''') happened on August 20, 2020 at 8:45 PM PDT (11:45 PM EDT, 3:45 AM UTC). [[Dkaih35]] gave everyone admin. Everyone was @everyone-ing for about 2 minutes until everyone was temporarily banned.
The '''August 20 nuke''' (or '''August 21 nuke''' depending on where you live, also called '''8/20''' and '''8/21''') happened on August 20, 2020 at 8:45 PM PDT (11:45 PM EDT, 3:45 AM UTC). [[Dkaih35]] gave everyone admin. Everyone was @everyone-ing for about 2 minutes until everyone was temporarily banned.
In the name of God, the Gracious, the Merciful.


[[File:Dkaih starting 8-20 nuke.png|thumb|I Bet Nobody Saw This Coming {{troll}}]]
1. Read: In the Name of your Lord who created.


Though [[Dkaih35]] was the one who executed it, [[Gamer]], [[Riemann]], [[Djente]], and [[Radicality]] were also in on it.
2. Created man from a clot.


Gamer released a DM conversation between him and Dkaih, which can be viewed [[August 20 manifesto|here]].
3. Read: And your Lord is the Most Generous.
 
4. He who taught by the pen.
 
5. Taught man what he never knew.
 
6. In fact, man oversteps all bounds.
 
7. When he considers himself exempt.
 
8. But to your Lord is the return.
 
9. Have you seen him who prevents?
 
10. A servant when he prays?
 
11. Do you think he is upon guidance?
 
12. Or advocates righteousness?
 
13. Do you see how he disbelieved and turned away?
 
14. Does he not know that God sees?
 
15. No. If he does not desist, We will drag him by the forelock.
 
16. A deceitful, sinful forelock.
 
17. Let him call on his gang.
 
18. We will call the Guards.
 
19. No, do not obey him; but kneel down, and come near.ewed [[August 20 manifesto|here]].




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