Gondal: From The Ashes

Gondal: From The Ashes
Server info
Status	Active
Invite link	https://discord.gg/XekWZ6npQf
ID	1228058259869405205
Users	190+
Owner	Sohsaah
History
Founded	April 11, 2024
Founder	Heckknok and ara

(the original page is deleted for how stupid it was. if you want to read it, please click here. slowly nuking it so the bot doesnt fucking detect it)

After Gondal was nuked on September 6th, 2021, Gondalia was never heard from and/or seen ever again... that is until 3 years later, when two great buddies, Heckknok and ara (Wry's biggest fan), decided it would be a good idea, to revive Gondalia... once more... by simply, making a new server for the Gondalians and newbies alike, ladies and gentlemen, I present to you... Gondal: From The Ashes! This server saw the return of many old veterans of the FTA and the original Gondal era, legends such as kebab, Tyrone, Zeta, etc. while some new "characters" joined in... such as Knemodight (Pokerman), fuckface sherman (Pvt Sherman), Vergil (of The Upchucks fame), chris (Onattien), Patryk [:)], Roovette (greasebeast), and a few others but we don't give a shit about them, anyways... BRACE YOURSEVES!

Election Process

Presidential elections are ran for by creating a political party, complete with plans for the server, a party flag/banner, and a name. To be accepted into the votes, you must announce your party within the #Political-parties channel. The First round of voting commences with all Parties in the polls, but once that finishes, the last 2 parties with the least amount of votes lose and can no longer be the president. In the second round of voting, the Remaining parties are placed in the main section of the poll to be voted for and the 2 losers of the first round are placed in the "vice president" vote box, along with a third option, being to elect the 2nd place user of the main poll. Votes are Tallied, and the president and vice president are elected.

Council elections are ran for by applying for Council, either by yourself or as a connected group. There is only 1 round of council voting, and the 3 choices with the most votes get promoted to council.

Presidential terms are 2 weeks long, and council terms are 1 week, meaning the president will see 2 sets of council in their runtime. You can always re-run.

The Beginnings (April 11th - 12th, 2024)

When this server got on its feet, It was pretty much field day with the random people being invited, litearlly the day was a REAL field day, like people from ALL OVER THE PLACE STARTED COMING IN!

Um, Houston...
...we may have a problem!

Yeah, people came in... people came out... like seriously, some people joined, some people left, It was like a double edge sword, but luckily the amount of people joining the server thankfully slowed down, it was just litearlly crazy

Patryk's Presidency: The Autism Party (April 13th - 27th, 2024)

The first election has come!!! And the people have made their parties, all with different ideals. The members running for this election were:

- Patryk of The Autism Party

- SaladTaco of The Peoples Party

- Tyrone of EO3V

- Trollmaster of Blox Lives Matter

The voting poll went out and members voted like good little sheep. Everything was going fine until SaladTaco started getting members outside of the server to vote in the elections. This was BANMED and not allowed so ara counted up the amount of members outside and deducted them from his points and he DIED soon after. 2 parties got REMOVED from the elections for a lack of votes, and those were EO3V and TPP.

After this, there was a 2nd vote to choose between BLM and TAP. Thurthur down on the poll was also options to choose the vice president, the choices being tyrone, saladtaco, or the person who got second place.

The results for which were a LANDSLIDE with PATRYK GETTING 27 VOTES, AND BLM GETTING 6. Which Trollmaster did NOT take lightly. The user voted in to become vice was SaladTaco, which wasnt really a surprise to anyone i think considering no one really knows who tyrone is....

After this, the first council elections began. Ara and Heckknok didnt have a system for council yet, nor enough time to get them all elected the same day as president, so they just hired the first couple people that applied for council. These were Nephosylis, Z3ta, kebab, astolfo, and doodoo.

The Yandere Astolfo

it was this day (April 13th 2024) the astolfo incident happened and shit started to hit the fan... Astolfo said to Patryk that she was going to kill herself and eventually... shared an image of a gun to him via DMs, This pretty much alarmed Patryk, he asked if The gun was geniune or not, and sure enough, she replied that yes, It is a real gun she posted and then she said she's going to kill herself with it, meaning that yes, she's going to do a Ronnie McNutt on herself (hell, the VC was active at the time this happened, mind you), meaning that she was going to end it all live... LIVE... FUCKING LIVE ON VC...

This is a old screenshot, btw. (TAKEN ON PATRYK'S IPHONE)
The gun she sent.

Patryk then told the entire Gondal to report Astolfo to her local authortities, because what she posted was completely fucked, like really fucked, then stndpzng told Patryk to report her himself, but the only problem was... that Patryk lives in the UK, while Astolfo in the US, making that yeah, 911 isn't a number available in the UK, 999 is the UK emergency number, but Patryk didn't think that calling 999 over a American woman was a good idea, so he told people in the server like if he was... stoned out of his mind or something, idk, so read this chat as you will, unless you had a drink!

...and the argument goes on and on and on and on... until Patryk gets suggested in the VC that he should write a poem for her (hey, Doki Doki Literature Club anyone?), but... instead of writing an ORIGINAL poem, he decided to do the complete opposite...

Ain't that text familiar...
wait what?...
oh...
SHIT!...

...Yes, It was revealed by mog... that the poem Patryk posted... was copy and pasted... it was a poem made by Robert Burns called "A Red, Red Rose", originally published in 1794, people AMBASSED to Patryk for plagerizing and copying and pasting the poem, which added MORE fuel to Astolfo, by once again... begging to kill herself, and so, Patryk decided to write a ORIGINAL poem, or so... the people of Gondalia thought...

huh, let's see how that turns out...
oh lol...
time to go back, to the old drawing board!

...that's right, Patryk had plagerized again, but this time, he copy and pasted the Theodore Roethke poem, "I Knew a Woman", originally published in... y'know what, The EXACT publishing date of the poem cannot be found on the internet for some reason, so I think you have to use your own imagination, but yes, as revealed by Heckknok and SaladTaco, he had yet. plagerized once again. so Patryk freaked the fuck out. and then he tried to calm Astolfo down from killing herself in the VC meditating her... how you may ask?... well, by making her take a deep breath... UP... AND DOWN... UP... AND DOWN... U- yeah you get the point, eventually, his luck had finally ran out... and the, he FINALLY wrote a original poem to her, and it's uh...

...the original poem/image itself!

...yeah, it's uh, pretty decent, now... despite being reposted by Alex and SaladTaco, Astolfo... LOVED IT! Yes, Patryk kinda saved the day... but it was SaladTaco that did the work. lol. but it's OBVISOUSLY not made by SaladTaco, the poem was ACTUALLY by Patryk, so that makes him... A PLAGERIST!

as pointed out by Blump

so that concludes... The Yandere Astolfo!, A incident that freaked Patryk the fuck out... but it is not the ONLY time Patryk freaked out so hard, It actually goes deeper beyond that... be very afraid, my fellow readers... be very afraid!

Yes, Later on, standpissing did something that would change patryks life forever...

Stndpzng: The 8chan Hacker

That's right, stndpzng LITERALLY said that he was coming to Patryk's house in Nottingham (where he is currently living), to rape his family and HIMSELF... Patryk, was once again, pretty freaked out by this, he said that a unnamed troll from 8chan (8kun) was going to show up at his house to brutally attack his family, at the time, Patryk was living with his uncle because his dad was out somewhere and his mom was at work, he... literally freaked the fuck out...

the "hacker" 's face

...he freaked out SO BAD that he left the server for a bit, but stndpzng told him

and it was also said that Glizzydemon was also coming to rape his mom and dad

Patryk then responded with the following voice message...

...Yes, It was apparently clear to everyone, that Patryk is incredibly autistic, that voice message showed on how mentally unstable Patryk is, and then... surely enough... the "hacker" himself... joined the server...

...yes, He. joined the server...

...hours have now passed, and then, stndpzng told Patryk...

Censored for privacy reasons.

...that yes, the "hacker" was about 41 minutes away from Patryk's house, he started to freak out