Caskain
British Cuisine is utterly horrible. You invade half of the entire fucking world just to consume these countless, dumb, and tasteless meals. YOU LITERALLY CONQUER CHINA AND GET THEIR POPULATION ADDICTED TO OPIUM JUST TO HAVE YOUR PRECIOUS TEA, and you STILL eat these mushy peas and jellied eels. I'm genuinely surprised that cooking this stuff is even legal. Don't even get me started on the monstrosity often referred to as "black pudding." I wouldn't be surprised if the US decided to fight the entirety of the revolutionary war simply because fucking congealed pork or sheep heart puree were commonplace meals. AND THEN WHAT THE SHITE IS THIS MARMITE??? MMM YES I KNOW WHAT WILL TASTE GOOD ON TOAST JUST PURE FUCKING YEAST EXTRACT THAT'LL TASTE FINE. Considering that Britain used to consider itself a Holy country, I have to question the invention of things such as Stargazy pie. WHO THOUGHT GOD APPROVED OF THIS. IT LOOKS AS IF IT CAME STRAIGHT OUT OF SATAN'S ASSCRACK. The creation of this food alone should be considered a crime against humanity, as there are no words on this green earth that can describe how incredibly abhorrent these meals are. Brits get surprised when Ikea puts horseflesh in meatballs, AND THEN PROCEED TO CONSIDER A FOOD NAMED "SPOTTED DICK" PALATABLE. I've consumed crude oil that tastes better than that revolting concoction. The British truly bring "sin" into cuisine. Knowing such food items exist leaves me desiring a refund on life. Ah yes, the only thing Faggots (the food, for clarification) pair well with is cyanide. End me.
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| User info | |
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| Discord tag | cas#1738 |
| Discord ID | 313203971533570050 |
| Irony Hub | |
| Roles | Mod, Advisor, Ex-Admin, PHPHPHPHPH:flag_ph:PHPH, AC/DC word pass role |
| IRL info | |
| Name | Matthew Serrit Fletcher |
| Age | 15 |
| Residence | Philippines  |
| Gaming | |
| Gaming | currently gaming |
| Steam | caskain |
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Caskain (or cas for short) is an active mod on Irony Hub. His name is pronounced "cas-kain" (/kæsˈkeɪn/) even though he insists that it is pronounced "cas-kin" (/ˈkæs.kin/) (he is retarded). He was promoted on June 1, 2021, 11 days before the anniversary of his original promotion. He is particularly notable for creating Ironytale
"Caskain" as a verb
Etymology
This term is derived from the time when Caskain wrote a long paragraph about why he was leaving Irony Hub forever, only to join back 5 minutes later.
Pronunciation
- received pronunciation IPA(/ˈkæsˌkeɪn/)
- dumbass pronunciation IPA(/ˈkæsˌkin/)
Verb
pull a Caskain (third-person singular simple present pulls a Caskain, present participle pulling a Caskian, simple past and past participle pulled a Caskain)
- (intransitive) to act as if one is going to leave for an extended period of time, only to return soon after.
- He's obivously just pulling a Caskain on the server.
Noun
Caskain (plural Caskains)
- an instance of this.
Demotion
It was announced on August 29, 2020, that Caskain would be demoted from Admin position once he returned to the server. Moe Lester released the following statement:
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It was announced later that he would be stripped of his Mod too, however he did not return to the server and requested to be banned.
Break
After leaving in the morning of August 29, 2020, Caskain had gone completely radio silent, until a resurgence in Dogelore around mid-September. Not much is known about his period in Dogelore aside from becoming extremely anti-Irony Hub.
With help from Candy removing his requested ban, he would return to Irony Hub on October 7, 2020 under the pseudonym "Squidward Quincy Tentacles#1738". After accidentally dm'ing Ducky 2, his return would be fully publicized.