Irony Hub/List of admins and mods

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Irony Hub, being a very bureaucratic server, has a large mod team whose head is always up they ass.

This page lists people who have admin or mod roles, or have had it in the past.

Fans have long asked George Lucas whether Chewbacca has a human penis or a weird red one like a dog. Canonic lore, however, establishes proof that Chewbacca does indeed have a human-like penis.

The animal penis has a very simple job to do: to maintain sufficient stiffness to facilitate entry into an orifice during mating and to deliver sperm; the UT or genitourinary system function notwithstanding... that's it. Mammals achieve this in a unique manner. Most animals, including primates, have a unique retractable bone called a baculum in their penis. The only primate without this baculum are human men; animals without a baculum are horses, mules, rhinos, marsupials, rabbits and elephants to name a few. To understand whether Wookiees would possess a baculum, we must consider the evolutionary process that lead to the loss of the baculum in human evolution.

The elongation-loss hypothesis proposed that the evolution of bipedalism and sperm competition resulted in an increased evolutionary pressure for a longer penis, possibly with a larger supporting baculum. Following this, progression towards mating systems where males controlled access to females (monogamy or polygyny) may have favoured selection against the baculum, possibly as a large penis with a large baculum would have been a discomfort to males and/or vulnerable to injuries. Lucas' Holiday Special demonstrates that Wookiee society is both patriarchal and comparable to modern human society, suggesting that Wookiee anatomy and society are shaped by the same evolutionary pressures as our own. Humans "evolved a mating system in which the male tended to accompany a particular female all the time to try to ensure paternity of her children" which allows for frequent matings of short duration. Observation suggests that primates with a baculum only infrequently encounter females, but engage in longer periods of copulation that the baculum makes possible, thereby maximizing their chances of fathering the female's offspring. Human females exhibit concealed ovulation, also known as hidden estrus, meaning it is almost impossible to tell when the female is fertile, so frequent matings would be necessary to ensure paternity. The complex social monogamy exhibited by Wookiees therefore demonstrates the evolutionary pressures that would cause a loss of the baculum.

One thing very relevant here is when this bone was lost in the course of human evolution. While our closest living relative, the chimpanzee, retains it, it is already rudimentary or vestigial, being about 3/4 inch long, and I don't know how functional it is in chimp erections - the chimpanzee has a fairly long but slender penis. The problem with fossil hominid remains is they're so fragmentary, and it's unlikely such a small and fragile bone would be preserved. So was the bone lost already with the australopithecines? Did some early Homo like H. habilis retain it? Or is H. sapiens unique in this respect? Though further research is needed, both current fossil records and living primate species indicate the loss coincides with a transition towards a bipedal lifestyle, suggesting bipedal Wookie species would also have lost the baculum.

Moving on, what of the female Wookiee genitalia? Because hers is internally designed, we can only assume that if the Wookiee male is built with the same external anatomy as the human male for elongated vaginal presentation during copulation, then it would logically follow that the Wookiee female is mapped reasonable the same as I am, but believably hers would be on a larger scale if we consider the size of the pelvic cradle seen in the Holiday Special. True aspects of her reproductive anatomy are unknown. However the homologue or identical feature to the baculum in female mammals is known as the baubellum or os clitoris.

Whilst George Lucas may have always intended the mystery surrounding Chewbacca's penis to be unresolved, true fans realise the clues were there all along. A bipedal, socially monogamous species like the Wookiees must no doubt have a human-like penis.

Current

Admin

yo yo weezor get yoself some hoes

Avatar	User	Promoted	Notes
	Weezor	June 10, 2020	Server owner **ON BREAK
	Luq	February 12, 2021	**ON BREAK
	Neo	April 29, 2021	Co-owner while Weezor is on break.
	ThyPlagueDoc	June 12, 2021*	*Admin temporarily while Weezor is on break.
	Seiya	June 12, 2021*	*Admin temporarily while Weezor is on break.

Mod

Avatar	User	Promoted	Notes
	arctic	June 1, 2021	Promoted from advisor.
	Blaster	June 7, 2021	Promoted from advisor.
	cabboge	June 16, 2021	Promoted from advisor.
	Caskain	June 1, 2021	Promoted from advisor, has had all three staff roles.
	Cup!;	March 4, 2021	Promoted from advisor.
	deniz nakamura	March 6, 2021	Promoted from advisor.
	Mythra	June 1, 2021	Promoted from advisor, has had all three staff roles.
	Nununoisy	Sometime from June to July	Demoted from admin on December 29, 2020
	Seiya	March 4, 2021	Promoted through apps.
	Syzygy	March 3 or 4, 2021	CommieDog's alt account, very inactive
	Taylor	June 1, 2021	Promoted from advisor.
	Tennille	March 4, 2021	Promoted through apps. Inactive.
	Thumper	January 25, 2021	Promoted temporarily due to a staff shortage following the January 2021 mod exodus. Became permanent on April 26, 2021.
	ThyPlagueDoc	November 5, 2020	Promoted through apps.

Former

Admin

Avatar	User	Demoted	Status	Notes
	Candy	November 6, 2020	Advisor	Resigned but was banned later for leaving while contained for posting penis surgery gore. :4euro:
	Caskain	August 29, 2020	Mod	Demoted for mod abuse and leaving the server a lot. Repromoted to Mod on June 1, 2021
	Mythra	Sometime in August	Mod	Resigned. Repromoted to Mod on June 1, 2021
	CommieDog	January 25, 2021	Left
	Dkaih35	June 10, 2020	NULed	Was the original server owner, before leaving. Rejoined later and was repromoted to Mod on August 17, 2020.
	Gamer	May 30, 2020	NULed	One of the original co-owners. Banned for helping set up nuke.
	Jafi	?	Left	Resigned. Repromoted to Mod on January 4, 2021
	Moe Lester	November 28, 2020	NULed	One of the original co-owners. Resigned, left the server a little bit later due to burnout. Banned and NULed after mod vote.
	Nununoisy	December 29, 2020	Mod	Demoted to Mod for inactivity.
	OddBread	?	Barely active	Demoted for inactivity
	Pansmith	August 30, 2020	Left	Demoted for inactivity
	Riemann	June 2020	NULed	Was demoted and banned for causing mini-nuke, then banned permanently for helping set up nuke
	Soapkiller	February 21, 2021	Advisor	Resigned
	Thumper	?	Mod	was made an Admin a joke. Was Demoted five minutes later.
	Vithra	January 25, 2021	Left
	Werp	?	Ambassador	Demoted for inactivity.

Mod

Avatar	User	Demoted	Status	Notes
	123 123	?	Banned	Briefly banned for attempted mini-nuke, then unbanned; currently banned for leaving while contained
	Baal	?	Barely active	Only got modded for the dogelore partnership lmfaoooooooo
	Bullets	August 31, 2020	Active	Resigned/demoted/left idk
	Cereal	April 30, 2021	Advisor	Resigned
	Chupa	February 19, 2021	Left server	Resigned
	Cmonster	October 24, 2020	Active	Resigned
	Cris	August 30, 2020	Somewhat active	Demoted for inactivity
	CsBongos	February 15, 2021	Left server	Resigned
	Dave-Laughing	June 20, 2021	Barely active	Demoted after a mod vote for inactivity.
	Diogo	April 11, 2021	Active	Demoted after a mod vote.
	Dkaih35	August 20, 2020	NULed	Was mod under the name Skakid. Banned and NULed for nuking the server.
	Ekebis	April 20 , 2021	Left server	Resigned LMFAAAAAAAAO COULDNT TAKE THE HEAT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAAAAAAAAA HAHAHA IM FUCKING DYING HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
	Fluddsskark	November 1, 2020	Left server	Deleted his discord and all other social media
	Govern	January 25, 2021	Left server	Left the server, exact reason why is not publicly known. Whether he is coming back is also unclear.
	Hor	?	Banned	Banned for evading a mute and being a "terrible quality user"
	Jafi	March 4, 2021	Left server
	Kronik	August 30, 2020	Somewhat active	Demoted for inactivity
	LoweffortTwink	?	Somewhat active	Resigned
	LTC	July or August 2020	NULed (on main )	Demoted for giving a user trial mod without authority to do so. On NUL for constantly alting into the server after her ban
	Mario	?	Left server	Resigned on day 2 (including the day he was promoted) for school, making him the shortest-lasting mod ever.
	Naesung	April 17, 2021	Left server	Resigned
	Nicoglasses	June 20, 2021	Inactive	Demoted after a mod vote for inactivity.
	PettyWrath	November 15, 2020	Active	Demoted for abuse of power and gore in another server; her demotion was very controversial
	Pikeman	?	Active	Resigned
	Qorty	November 28, 2020	Advisor	Appealed after mass-pinging users
	Rhaydix Prime	December 23, 2020	Somewhat active	Demoted due to "an admin vote". He wasn't given a warning and no further elaboration was provided. Kinda sus :amongusiftheywere:
	Systroph	?	NULed	Permanently banned for posting vore and having a terrible punishment record including multiple bans, meta bans and contains, and putting the server at risk by orchestrating a mass report
	Tomm	?	Inactive	Resigned
	Tyingdoughnut4	October 22, 2020	Advisor	Resigned
	Waluweegee	?	Inactive	Resigned