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Gondal.gay is a server created by Everr after it's predecessor '''[[Holy Gondal Empire|The Holy Gondal Empire]]''' was nuked, the server was created on November 1st, 2024 at 19:29 (7:29 PM) GMT +1, straight after the nuking.{{Infobox Discord server

| owner = samsuth

| founder = samsuth

There are 4 types of political roles in Gondal as a whole, which is the President, the Vice President, the Council, and the Low Council. In this section, methods of obtaining them will be explained. As will the voting system, and voting rules.  

After all of the loyal [[Everr]]<nowiki/>ists joined his new server, a goal was quickly set: destroy the false Gondal, Kebab's [[OFN Mandate of Gondalia]]. The server was already mostly inactive, excluding the raiders, so this was a trivially easy task. You see, part of Heckknok's plan for OFN was to have a Gondalian civil war between the two servers. He failed to account for how lopsided the war would be. Hans, a loyal Kevinian and friend of Everr had Vice President in OFN. This, of course, led to Hans nuking the server. The real killshot was when Heckknok transferred ownership to Dingus, who was easily convinced to delete the false Gondal outright. No successor to OFN was made because no one cared, REAL GONDAL WINS.

Everr has had a long history of transgender obsession, so it came as no shock when he invited an MTF known as Dustar_dd. After noticing that the vanity /boymoder was not taken, the server underwent a full tranny transformation, including Dustar taking the role of active president. Officially, the motivation behind these changes were to anger oldgens like Heckknok, but it is rumored that Dustar and Everr have a romantic involvement of some kind. Bizarrely, the /boymoder vanity was never actually used despite spurring this on, perhaps the idea had dwelled in Everr's mind for some time. In any case, Dustar soon went inactive and most of the changes were soon reverted.  

On November 13th, 14th, and 15th, Gondal.gay was raided by the infamous pedophile [[Sussyjamaica|Sigma Rizzus]] and his bots with the very clearly stated plan to post CSAM into the server. It didn't last long as it was very obvious that it was [[Sussyjamaica|Sigma Rizzus]] due to the idiotic self-hosted chat bot commands that each of the bots took which resulted in valiant Gondalians causing the bots to get terminated by making them state that they were 11 years old. It's not even that big of an event to have it's own category due to [[Sussyjamaica|Sigma Rizzus]]' retardation. [[Sussyjamaica|Sigma Rizzus]] has also been trying to remove this addition to the wiki since his recent unwilling reveal of his true identity as [[Sussyjamaica]] makes it to where he's hated even more. Probably if he didn't admit to sending and downloading CSAM, [[Sussyjamaica|Sigma Rizzus]] wouldn't be in this situation of trying to raid this wiki.

The first Gondal.gay election was kicked off on November 15, 2024, at 17:07 (5:07 PM) GMT +1 by [[Everr]]. Those running for president were [[Gabeolo]], Rapebox, Pinger, [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]], Chuddy, [[Ara]], Pondal, secretlyabedwetter, and Vexatracce. If you ignore the 1404 botted votes for [[Ara]], by [[Ara]], then the results of the election would be as follows: [[Gabeolo]] with 32 votes, Rapebox, Pinger, and secretlyabedwetter with 4 votes, Ara with 3 votes, [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]], Chuddy, and Pondal with 1 vote. Besides the flagrant 1407 votes for Ara, there were no other obvious signs of cheating if you don't question the 32 votes. These results were announced on November 16th, 2024 at 15:20 (3:20:25 PM) GMT +1 by [[Everr]].

For Council, those running were Cheese, Crep, Norkikorki, [[Hans]], Steve, Bush, [[Keempa]], Kyue, [[Ironylol|Ironybruh]], and Davey. This vote, as it was alongside the President's election, was botted by [[Ara]]. The results were: Bush with 1440 (36) votes, [[Ironylol|Ironybruh]] with 1439 (35) votes, [[Keempa]] with 1437 (33) votes, Norkikorki with 1430 (26) votes, Steve with 1425 (21) votes, [[Hans]] with 33 votes, Cheese with 24 votes, Davey with 19 votes, Crep with 12 votes, and Kyue with 11 votes. These results were announced on November 16th, 2024 at 15:20 (3:20:25 PM) GMT +1 by [[Everr]].

For Vice President, Rapebox, Pinger, [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]], Chuddy, [[Ara]], Pondal, secretlyabedwetter, and Vexatracce were running. This vote was not botted by [[Ara]]. It took almost two days for [[Everr]] to announce the results as he was busy having e-sex with Dustar_dd (MTF transgender). The results were as follows: Pinger with 8 votes, Pondal with 2 votes, and Chuddy and [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] having 1 vote each. These results were announced on November 18th, 2024 at 5:46 (5:46:42 AM) GMT +1 by [[Everr]].

[[Gabeolo]] became President, Pinger became Vice President, Norkikorki, [[Hans]], Bush, [[Keempa]], and [[Ironylol|Ironybruh]] became part of the Higher Council, and Crep, Cheese, [[Celblx|Celena]], [[Ara]], and Pondal became part of the Lower Council.

Led by Pondal, this party's goal is to "សម្លាប់​មនុNiggersស្ស​កំណាច​រំលោភ​មនុស្ស​អនាថា រួមភេទ​ជាមួយ​ស្រី​សំផឹង​ធាត់" which is "Kills Niggers, rapes homeless people, has sex with obese prostitutes" in Khmer which is the national language of Cambodia.

Led by Rapebox, this party's goal is to bring rape back to Gondal.