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| invite = https://discord.gg/hawktuah

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| owner = Current Owners: ara and everr

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During this date, three great minds came together with a simple idea: a server merge of the greats. [[Ara]], representing [[Gondal: From The Ashes|Gondal: From the Ashes]], [[Heckknok]], representing Red Cup, and [[Everr]], representing [[Kevinia]] come together to create a father server, hosting both many newgens and many controversies. The merge seemed successful as newgens and oldgens alike joined the new server and made it active, reviving the spirit of the old server. Not much would happen as the new server was created as it was just mostly people joining.

During this date, three great minds came together with a simple idea: a server merge of the greats. [[Ara]], representing [[Gondal: From The Ashes|Gondal: From the Ashes]], [[Heckknok]], representing Red Cup Conspiracy, and [[Everr]], representing [[Kevinia]] come together to create a father server, hosting both many newgens and many controversies. The merge seemed successful as newgens and oldgens alike joined the new server and made it active, reviving the spirit of the old server. Not much would happen as the new server was created as it was just mostly people joining.

== Season 1: Holy Gondal Empire ==

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For the first event of Holy Gondal Empire as we know it, Gondalian Administration decided to start big. It was to be a sort of gladiatorial battle for reintegration into Gondal, a vc battle for the very right to live. In one corner you had [[Patryk|Patryk Kornatowski]], a verifiable juggernaut, weighing in at over 372 pounds and perhaps one of, if not the, greatest lolcow in irony history. Arrested for uncountable crimes, including drinking his own bodily fluids, covering himself in shit, attempting to dox several high ranking members, and having a questionable presence with sexual content featuring underage characters. In the other corner is the Las Vegas native and elder Gondalian Standpissing, a formerly highly influential man involved in many of the greatest Irony servers and Irony movements. He is held on trial for explaining Gondal lore to his IRL crush, hanging out with trannies, and worst of all just generally being annoying as shit. The two had feuded in the past, Standpissing having been involved with an 8chan hacker who threatened Patryk's life and home address. This was more personal. On the day of the 15th, [[Patryk]] had developed a habit of muting everyone else in the vc and just talking to himself, something that proved detrimental during the battle. When Standpissing arrived, [[Patryk]] was already distressed, making Standpissing's job very easy. Due to everyone being muted by the contestants the best way to communicate with them was through spamming general chat, causing it to look closer to a Twitch chat than a conversation. The turnout was good, around 15 or so people arrived and multiple were recording the event. [[Patryk]] was up against the ropes for the majority of the match. He had muted himself and would just sit there as Standpissing racked up "points" and occasionally attempted to reason with him. [[Patryk]] would only unmute to spout lines either given to him by Heckknok or taken from the spammed general chat. Multiple times [[Patryk]] would receive very important tips and tricks from the adoring crowd such as Standpissing's many home addresses including local Sears, Taco Bell, and IHOP locations, they also helped [[Patryk]] avoid 8chan hacking attacks by turning his camera on and unmuting. Despite these efforts, the villainous and evil Standpissing still had the clear lead. It took a 3rd quarter pep talk from Cliff Burkett to inform [[Patryk]] of his upcoming loss and to remind him of the stakes of the situation to get our good ol' Autistic King to kick into hyper drive. What happened next was beyond description. [[Patryk]] turned on his camera, took off his shirt, donned his Iconic V for Vendetta mask, and began to shake his large drooping breasts for all to see. This clearly blew Standpissing out of the water and he had no hope of recovering. Somehow, [[Patryk]] had done it, to the applause of all of his adoring fans in the server, and Standpissing was vanquished forever. All of this footage exists somewhere and [[Everr]] is supposed to have edited by now. Please harass [[Everr]] until his video is done.

For the first event of Holy Gondal Empire as we know it, Gondalian Administration decided to start big. It was to be a sort of gladiatorial battle for reintegration into Gondal, a VC battle for the very right to live. In one corner you had [[Patryk|Patryk Kornatowski]], a verifiable juggernaut, weighing in at over 372 pounds and perhaps one of, if not the, greatest lolcow in irony history. Arrested for uncountable crimes, including drinking his own bodily fluids, covering himself in shit, attempting to dox several high ranking members, and having a questionable presence with sexual content featuring underage characters. In the other corner is the Las Vegas native and elder Gondalian Standpissing, a formerly highly influential man involved in many of the greatest Irony servers and Irony movements. He is held on trial for explaining Gondal lore to his IRL crush, hanging out with trannies, and worst of all just generally being annoying as shit. The two had feuded in the past, Standpissing having been involved with an 8chan hacker who threatened Patryk's life and home address. This was more personal. On the day of the 15th, [[Patryk]] had developed a habit of muting everyone else in the VC and just talking to himself, something that proved detrimental during the battle. When Standpissing arrived, [[Patryk]] was already distressed, making Standpissing's job very easy. Due to everyone being muted by the contestants the best way to communicate with them was through spamming general chat, causing it to look closer to a Twitch chat than a conversation. The turnout was good, around 15 or so people arrived and multiple were recording the event. [[Patryk]] was up against the ropes for the majority of the match. He had muted himself and would just sit there as Standpissing racked up "points" and occasionally attempted to reason with him. [[Patryk]] would only unmute to spout lines either given to him by Heckknok or taken from the spammed general chat. Multiple times [[Patryk]] would receive very important tips and tricks from the adoring crowd such as Standpissing's many home addresses including local Sears, Taco Bell, and IHOP locations, they also helped [[Patryk]] avoid 8chan hacking attacks by turning his camera on and unmuting. Despite these efforts, the villainous and evil Standpissing still had the clear lead. It took a 3rd quarter pep talk from Cliff Burkett to inform [[Patryk]] of his upcoming loss and to remind him of the stakes of the situation to get our good ol' Autistic King to kick into hyper drive. What happened next was beyond description. [[Patryk]] turned on his camera, took off his shirt, donned his Iconic V for Vendetta mask, and began to shake his large drooping breasts for all to see. This clearly blew Standpissing out of the water and he had no hope of recovering. Somehow, [[Patryk]] had done it, to the applause of all of his adoring fans in the server, and Standpissing was vanquished forever. All of this footage exists somewhere and [[Everr]] is supposed to have edited by now. Please harass [[Everr]] until his video is done.

=== 7/17/2024 - The Sam Houston Incident(s) ===

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On this particular date, [[Keempa]] invited the '''Kanyians''' to come to Gondal. The Kanyians are local to the ~~east coast~~, and migrate servers frequently. Majority of them are 13-16, and [[Greasebeast]] was against inviting them to the server for this fact alone. However, they joined, and remained for a few days. They were active, and joined in chat and calls occasionally. They were removed by [[Keempa]] and [[Greasebeast]] shortly after their introduction to the server.

On this particular date, [[Keempa]] invited the '''Kanyians''' to come to Gondal. The Kanyians are local to the [[wikipedia:East_Coast_of_the_United_States|East Coast]], and migrate servers frequently. Majority of them are 13-16, and [[Greasebeast]] was against inviting them to the server for this fact alone. However, they joined, and remained for a few days. They were active, and joined in chat and calls occasionally. They were removed by [[Keempa]] and [[Greasebeast]] shortly after their introduction to the server.

== Season 3: Dictatorship ==

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On the 14th, former vice-president and council member [[Sigma Rizzus]] would make a [https://medium.com/@scarlettokun/selfbots-explanation-and-perspectives-51d437ce0849 Selfbot] on his account that would spam the phrase "you are not a boykisser you are 11 do your homework😭" every single time the words "femboy" or "uwu" would be posted into the chat. This led to most members spamming "femboy" into the chat to activate the bot, leading to Discord temporarily IP banning Sigma Rizzus and his bot getting rate limited.

On the 14th, former vice-president and council member [[Sigma Rizzus]] would make a [https://medium.com/@scarlettokun/selfbots-explanation-and-perspectives-51d437ce0849 Selfbot] on his account that would spam the phrase "you are not a boykisser you are 11 do your homework😭" every single time the words "femboy" or "uwu" would be posted into the chat. This led to most members spamming "femboy" into the chat to activate the bot, leading to Discord temporarily IP banning [[Sigma Rizzus]] and his bot getting rate limited.

Luckily, he was able to make a new account and decided to make another selfbot. This time, he would add a new command called "houdini", which would spam some lyrics from ''[[wikipedia:Eminem|Eminem]]''<nowiki/>'s popular song ''[[wikipedia:Houdini_(Eminem_song)|Houdini]]'' from his recent album [[wikipedia:The_Death_of_Slim_Shady_(Coup_de_Grâce)|''The Death of Slim Shady (Coup de Grâce)'']] whenever anyone replied to one of his messages with the phrase. His selfbots would be later deactivated due to the amount of newgens losing all self control and spamming it with @everyone pings. Later on, he also made an AI chatbot on his account using [https://gemini.google.com/?hl=en Google Gemini], but would soon deactivate that since many members got him to say he was under the age of 13 to get his account deactivated. Can't have NOTHING with these mfs.

~~even~~ after deactivation, ~~sigma~~ still got banned for this. Maybe ~~dont~~ put ai in your accounts…

Even after deactivation, [[Sigma Rizzus]] still got banned for this on his multiple accounts because he thought it was a good idea to keep his AI on, and it went as anyone would've expected it to go. Maybe don't put AI in your accounts…

== Season 4: Goon 4 Me ==

=== 8/27/2024 - The Gondal Website ===

[[Sigma Rizzus]] believed that creating a [https://holygondalempire.replit.app/ website] for Gondal would be a great idea to keep Gondalians connected in case of something bad ever happening to the server. He stated that the purpose of the website was to "expand Gondal", meaning that he wanted to create other safe spaces for Gondalians to expand the presence of Gondal everywhere. He also decided to create a news source for the server called BGN, which stands for Basic Gondal News. However, it appears that every article written on the BGN is only from his point of view, which could lead to misinformation and missing pieces in the information being shared. Although the website was a work in progress, [[Sigma Rizzus]] would end up deleting the website after getting his council removed for attempting to ~~ban [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] and some of~~ the ~~bots~~. Eventually, this website was reinstated and has been running to this day.

[[Sigma Rizzus]] believed that creating a [https://holygondalempire.replit.app/ website] for Gondal would be a great idea to keep Gondalians connected in case of something bad ever happening to the server. He stated that the purpose of the website was to "expand Gondal", meaning that he wanted to create other safe spaces for Gondalians to expand the presence of Gondal everywhere. He also decided to create a news source for the server called BGN, which stands for Basic Gondal News. However, it appears that every article written on the BGN is only from his point of view, which could lead to misinformation and missing pieces in the information being shared. Although the website was a work in progress, [[Sigma Rizzus]] would end up deleting the website after getting his council removed for attempting to nuke the server. Eventually, this website was reinstated and has been running to this day but there has been no reported work done on it.

=== 8/30/2024 - Milan Incident ===

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=== 9/1/24 - Sigma Rizzus Gets Kicked Out of His Home ===

On September 1st, [[Sigma Rizzus]], Infamous [https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gay%20pedophile Chaser] and NIGGER, Pinged everyone and announced that he would be kicked out by his parents and wouldn't be able to stay on the server. This didn't come to anyone's surprise and people quickly went to asking why he was getting kicked out of his house. He would explain that he "spent $900 out of his parents' money without their permission," which led to a lie being started by [[Everr]] that he had been kicked out for spending all his parents' money on femboy hentai games on Steam. He would try and deny it, saying he spent the money on [https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Australium_weapons TF2 Australiums] (which is probably an even worse thing to spend your money on), but the lying would continue when [[Greasebeast]] changed his Steam profile to mirror [[Sigma Rizzus]]' Discord name and gifted [[Everr]] a copy of a femboy hentai game called [https://store.steampowered.com/app/2772650/I_got_GOONED_by_a_FEMBOY/ "I got GOONED by a FEMBOY"]. [[Everr]] would then join vc and stream the game, saying that [[Sigma Rizzus]] has given it to him.<gallery>

On September 1st, [[Sigma Rizzus]], Infamous [https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gay%20pedophile Chaser] and NIGGER, Pinged everyone and announced that he would be kicked out by his parents and wouldn't be able to stay on the server. This didn't come to anyone's surprise and people quickly went to asking why he was getting kicked out of his house. He would explain that he "spent $900 out of his parents' money without their permission," which led to a lie being started by [[Everr]] that he had been kicked out for spending all his parents' money on femboy hentai games on Steam. He would try and deny it, saying he spent the money on [https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Australium_weapons TF2 Australiums] (which is probably an even worse thing to spend your money on), but the lying would continue when [[Greasebeast]] changed his Steam profile to mirror [[Sigma Rizzus]]' Discord name and gifted [[Everr]] a copy of a femboy hentai game called [https://store.steampowered.com/app/2772650/I_got_GOONED_by_a_FEMBOY/ "I got GOONED by a FEMBOY"]. [[Everr]] would then join VC and stream the game, saying that [[Sigma Rizzus]] has given it to him.<gallery>

File:Meessage.png|Sigma Rizzus' steam library being exposed.

File:Meessage.png|[[Sigma Rizzus]]' steam library being exposed.

File:Memeee.png|Proof that ~~everr~~ was gifted the game.

File:Memeee.png|Proof that [[Everr]] was gifted the game.

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=== 9/2/24 - The Joker Virus ===

[[Gabeolo]] was given moderation perms within the server and proceeded to replace the titles of almost every single text channel by simply adding in "joker-" into the titles. ~~and then,~~ He and the people that were involved in this started to post GIFs of the [[wikipedia:Joker_(character)|Joker]]. [[Gabeolo]] then told [[Patryk]] that there is something called the "Joker Virus", which is supposed to be a reference to [https://www.androidheadlines.com/joker-virus-malware-android an actual Android spyware trojan virus] that's been going around since 2017, was going to takeover his computer and phone. However, [[Gabeolo]] didn't care by he said that the "virus" was going to "bypass" his VPN and that a van of two of his "finest [[wikipedia:Joker_(character)|Joker]] goons" was heading towards Patryk's house. After realizing what was going on, [[Patryk]] decided to freak out and left the server, like he always does. He would soon realize that the whole thing was just a joke after having a talk with [[Ara]] about it. Soon enough, [[Patryk]] decided to come back to the server and announce that there is a new virus in town, humorously dubbed "THE PATRYK VIRUS". He said that he was going to "kill them all" and saying that he's going to leak the passwords to everyone's accounts. It wouldn't come to a complete surprise to fellow Gondalians as [[Patryk]] was also joking about it.

[[Gabeolo]] was given moderation perms within the server and proceeded to replace the titles of almost every single text channel by simply adding in "joker-" into the titles. He and the people that were involved in this started to post GIFs of the [[wikipedia:Joker_(character)|Joker]]. [[Gabeolo]] then told [[Patryk]] that there is something called the "Joker Virus", which is supposed to be a reference to [https://www.androidheadlines.com/joker-virus-malware-android an actual Android spyware trojan virus] that's been going around since 2017, was going to takeover his computer and phone. However, [[Gabeolo]] didn't care by he said that the "virus" was going to "bypass" his VPN and that a van of two of his "finest [[wikipedia:Joker_(character)|Joker]] goons" was heading towards Patryk's house. After realizing what was going on, [[Patryk]] decided to freak out and left the server, like he always does. He would soon realize that the whole thing was just a joke after having a talk with [[Ara]] about it. Soon enough, [[Patryk]] decided to come back to the server and announce that there is a new virus in town, humorously dubbed "THE PATRYK VIRUS". He said that he was going to "kill them all" and saying that he's going to leak the passwords to everyone's accounts. It wouldn't come to a complete surprise to fellow Gondalians as [[Patryk]] was also joking about it.

=== 9/9/24 - The Third Presidential Elections ===

As the third presidential elections were approaching, many new political parties started to form.

As the third presidential elections were approaching, many new political parties started to form. Things were starting to brew and tense up once the TEP, led by [[Sigma Rizzus]], and OFN, led by [[Hans]], started to clash with each other. [[Sigma Rizzus]] criticized the OFN for wanting to monitor Gondalian politicians and that it was mostly led by higher ups, while [[Hans]] criticized the TEP by predicting that [[Sigma Rizzus]] wants to nuke the server (foreshadowing). They agreed to debate each other in VC, but it would never happen since [[Sigma Rizzus]] pointed out the time that was scheduled was later in the day for him and that he "didn't feel like" joining.

Both sides started to produce propaganda that would win over voters, with [[Hans]] putting effort into making actual propaganda for his party and [[Sigma Rizzus]] creating the BGN, also known as Basic Gondal News, for his website which was rivaling with [https://x.com/gondalnewss?s=11&t=el6iKF3rxzW7X_eL0dLDtQ GONDAL NEWS] on Twitter. However, it seemed that [[Sigma Rizzus]] was getting a bit burnt out by running because he thought the elections would never happen, or perhaps because the OFN had more supporters than the TEP. Later on, he tried to manually nuke the server using the Council perms he had by banning [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] and kicking some bots, but it was quickly stopped and led to him being temporarily banned. He would then shut down his political party and dropped out of the elections once he was let back into the server.

Another party that was integral to the third presidential elections was the Joker Party, which was led by [[Gabeolo]]. Although it was just a political party that was made to just mess with [[Patryk]], it wouldn't take long before they started clashing with the OFN. It all started by [[Hans]] making an AI image of a cartoonish [[wikipedia:Joker_(character)|Joker]] using NotSoBot that said "VOTE FOR OFN!", which led to both sides generating AI content that was made to criticize with each other. A deal would soon be made between [[Gabeolo]] and [[Hans]] to unite the two parties after both of them realized that they wanted to do something against [[Patryk]]. However, this deal wouldn't be recognized by [[Everr]] since he was the one running the elections and never knew that such a thing was happening.

Once the elections finally began, a new member that went by Pinger tried to rig the elections by giving who he wants to win a hundred to a thousand votes using bots. The rigged votes wouldn't be counted though because [[Everr]] managed to find a way to see past through it. The winner of the third presidential elections was [[Hans]] of the OFN party, hanging onto most votes over other political parties.

==== Political Parties ====

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===== Organization of Free Nations (OFN) =====

The former legendary president of [[Gondal: From The Ashes]], [[Hans]], decided to return to Gondal politics and created a political party called the Organization of Free Nations (OFN) where he promised equal rights for all Gondalians, Gondal imperialism, newgen immigration, monitoring Gondalian politicians, and to protect Gondal from its well-known enemies. His political party is also based off of a [https://tno.wiki/wiki/Organization_of_Free_Nations fictional faction] from the alt-history ''[[wikipedia:Hearts_of_Iron_IV|Hearts of Iron 4]]'' mod called ''[https://tno.wiki.gg/wiki/The_New_Order:_Last_Days_of_Europe_Wiki The New Order: Last Days of Europe]''.

The former legendary president of [[Gondal: From The Ashes]], [[Hans]], decided to return to Gondal politics and created a political party called the Organization of Free Nations (OFN) where he promised equal rights for all Gondalians, Gondal imperialism, newgen immigration, monitoring Gondalian politicians, and to protect Gondal from its well-known enemies. His political party is also based off of a [https://tno.wiki/wiki/Organization_of_Free_Nations fictional faction] from the alt-history ''[[wikipedia:Hearts_of_Iron_IV|Hearts of Iron 4]]'' mod called ''[https://tno.wiki.gg/wiki/The_New_Order:_Last_Days_of_Europe_Wiki The New Order: Last Days of Europe]''. After the elections were finished, this party ended up winning and [[Hans]] was inaugurated as the Gondalian president.

===== THE EPIC PARTY (TEP) =====

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===== The Supreme Gentlemen (SG) =====

The leader of this political party is [[Cubebox]], with the goal of "running Gondal as the [[wikipedia:Elliot_Rodger|Supreme Gentleman]]". It is ~~unknown as~~ to what he ~~planned~~ to do as president, ~~since~~ he ~~never stated what his other political actions would be~~.

The leader of this political party is [[Cubebox]], with the goal of "running Gondal as the [[wikipedia:Elliot_Rodger|Supreme Gentleman]]". There is not much to be noted of what he was going to do as president, but he promised to void [[Celblx|Celena]] for sending nothing but gembaitable messages.

===== United Anti-Fur Movement (UAFM) =====

This party is one of the oldest ~~party~~ in HGE and is led by [[Celblx|Celena]], who was both the second president ~~in the HGE~~ and first ~~president~~ to get impeached in the server. Her goal was to "rid Gondal of furries", despite being a closeted furry herself, but it seemed she was already unpopular due to her previous presidential decisions. She would then lose her only supporter when [[Hans]] pointed out her flaws and unpopular actions when she was president, leaving the party with ~~BARELY any~~ members.

This political party is one of the oldest in HGE and is led by [[Celblx|Celena]], who was both the second president and first to get impeached in the server. Her goal was to "rid Gondal of furries", despite being a closeted furry herself, but it seemed she was already unpopular due to her previous presidential decisions. She would then lose her only supporter when [[Hans]] pointed out her flaws and unpopular actions when she was president, leaving the party with NO members at all.

===== The Joker Party (JP) =====

The Joker Party, being led by [[Gabeolo]] who is a very well-known oldgen within Gondal ~~and~~ has witnessed the catfishing of [[Bangshakalaka]], planned to take Gondal into new, exciting directions and to spit on "do-gooders" like [[Patryk]] (''see "[[Holy Gondal Empire#9/2/24 - The Joker Virus|The Joker Virus]]" for more info''). [[Gabeolo]] also had a patriotic supporter known as Magneto who somehow had perms within the server and would ban or demote anyone who didn't vote for the Joker Party.

The Joker Party, being led by [[Gabeolo]] who is a very well-known oldgen within Gondal that has witnessed the catfishing of [[Bangshakalaka]], planned to take Gondal into new, exciting directions and to spit on "do-gooders" like [[Patryk]] (''see "[[Holy Gondal Empire#9/2/24 - The Joker Virus|The Joker Virus]]" for more info''). [[Gabeolo]] also had a patriotic supporter known as "Magneto" who somehow had perms within the server and would ban or demote anyone who didn't vote for the Joker Party.

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+During this date, three great minds came together with a simple idea: a server merge of the greats. [[Ara]], representing [[Gondal: From The Ashes|Gondal: From the Ashes]], [[Heckknok]], representing Red Cup Conspiracy, and [[Everr]], representing [[Kevinia]] come together to create a father server, hosting both many newgens and many controversies. The merge seemed successful as newgens and oldgens alike joined the new server and made it active, reviving the spirit of the old server. Not much would happen as the new server was created as it was just mostly people joining.
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-For the first event of Holy Gondal Empire as we know it, Gondalian Administration decided to start big. It was to be a sort of gladiatorial battle for reintegration into Gondal, a vc battle for the very right to live. In one corner you had [[Patryk|Patryk Kornatowski]], a verifiable juggernaut, weighing in at over 372 pounds and perhaps one of, if not the, greatest lolcow in irony history. Arrested for uncountable crimes, including drinking his own bodily fluids, covering himself in shit, attempting to dox several high ranking members, and having a questionable presence with sexual content featuring underage characters. In the other corner is the Las Vegas native and elder Gondalian Standpissing, a formerly highly influential man involved in many of the greatest Irony servers and Irony movements. He is held on trial for explaining Gondal lore to his IRL crush, hanging out with trannies, and worst of all just generally being annoying as shit. The two had feuded in the past, Standpissing having been involved with an 8chan hacker who threatened Patryk's life and home address. This was more personal. On the day of the 15th, [[Patryk]] had developed a habit of muting everyone else in the vc and just talking to himself, something that proved detrimental during the battle. When Standpissing arrived, [[Patryk]] was already distressed, making Standpissing's job very easy. Due to everyone being muted by the contestants the best way to communicate with them was through spamming general chat, causing it to look closer to a Twitch chat than a conversation. The turnout was good, around 15 or so people arrived and multiple were recording the event. [[Patryk]] was up against the ropes for the majority of the match. He had muted himself and would just sit there as Standpissing racked up "points" and occasionally attempted to reason with him. [[Patryk]] would only unmute to spout lines either given to him by Heckknok or taken from the spammed general chat. Multiple times [[Patryk]] would receive very important tips and tricks from the adoring crowd such as Standpissing's many home addresses including local Sears, Taco Bell, and IHOP locations, they also helped [[Patryk]] avoid 8chan hacking attacks by turning his camera on and unmuting. Despite these efforts, the villainous and evil Standpissing still had the clear lead. It took a 3rd quarter pep talk from Cliff Burkett to inform [[Patryk]] of his upcoming loss and to remind him of the stakes of the situation to get our good ol' Autistic King to kick into hyper drive. What happened next was beyond description. [[Patryk]] turned on his camera, took off his shirt, donned his Iconic V for Vendetta mask, and began to shake his large drooping breasts for all to see. This clearly blew Standpissing out of the water and he had no hope of recovering. Somehow, [[Patryk]] had done it, to the applause of all of his adoring fans in the server, and Standpissing was vanquished forever. All of this footage exists somewhere and [[Everr]] is supposed to have edited by now. Please harass [[Everr]] until his video is done.
+For the first event of Holy Gondal Empire as we know it, Gondalian Administration decided to start big. It was to be a sort of gladiatorial battle for reintegration into Gondal, a VC battle for the very right to live. In one corner you had [[Patryk|Patryk Kornatowski]], a verifiable juggernaut, weighing in at over 372 pounds and perhaps one of, if not the, greatest lolcow in irony history. Arrested for uncountable crimes, including drinking his own bodily fluids, covering himself in shit, attempting to dox several high ranking members, and having a questionable presence with sexual content featuring underage characters. In the other corner is the Las Vegas native and elder Gondalian Standpissing, a formerly highly influential man involved in many of the greatest Irony servers and Irony movements. He is held on trial for explaining Gondal lore to his IRL crush, hanging out with trannies, and worst of all just generally being annoying as shit. The two had feuded in the past, Standpissing having been involved with an 8chan hacker who threatened Patryk's life and home address. This was more personal. On the day of the 15th, [[Patryk]] had developed a habit of muting everyone else in the VC and just talking to himself, something that proved detrimental during the battle. When Standpissing arrived, [[Patryk]] was already distressed, making Standpissing's job very easy. Due to everyone being muted by the contestants the best way to communicate with them was through spamming general chat, causing it to look closer to a Twitch chat than a conversation. The turnout was good, around 15 or so people arrived and multiple were recording the event. [[Patryk]] was up against the ropes for the majority of the match. He had muted himself and would just sit there as Standpissing racked up "points" and occasionally attempted to reason with him. [[Patryk]] would only unmute to spout lines either given to him by Heckknok or taken from the spammed general chat. Multiple times [[Patryk]] would receive very important tips and tricks from the adoring crowd such as Standpissing's many home addresses including local Sears, Taco Bell, and IHOP locations, they also helped [[Patryk]] avoid 8chan hacking attacks by turning his camera on and unmuting. Despite these efforts, the villainous and evil Standpissing still had the clear lead. It took a 3rd quarter pep talk from Cliff Burkett to inform [[Patryk]] of his upcoming loss and to remind him of the stakes of the situation to get our good ol' Autistic King to kick into hyper drive. What happened next was beyond description. [[Patryk]] turned on his camera, took off his shirt, donned his Iconic V for Vendetta mask, and began to shake his large drooping breasts for all to see. This clearly blew Standpissing out of the water and he had no hope of recovering. Somehow, [[Patryk]] had done it, to the applause of all of his adoring fans in the server, and Standpissing was vanquished forever. All of this footage exists somewhere and [[Everr]] is supposed to have edited by now. Please harass [[Everr]] until his video is done.
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-On this particular date, [[Keempa]] invited the '''Kanyians''' to come to Gondal. The Kanyians are local to the east coast, and migrate servers frequently. Majority of them are 13-16, and [[Greasebeast]] was against inviting them to the server for this fact alone. However, they joined, and remained for a few days. They were active, and joined in chat and calls occasionally. They were removed by [[Keempa]] and [[Greasebeast]] shortly after their introduction to the server.
+On this particular date, [[Keempa]] invited the '''Kanyians''' to come to Gondal. The Kanyians are local to the [[wikipedia:East_Coast_of_the_United_States|East Coast]], and migrate servers frequently. Majority of them are 13-16, and [[Greasebeast]] was against inviting them to the server for this fact alone. However, they joined, and remained for a few days. They were active, and joined in chat and calls occasionally. They were removed by [[Keempa]] and [[Greasebeast]] shortly after their introduction to the server.
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-On the 14th, former vice-president and council member [[Sigma Rizzus]] would make a [https://medium.com/@scarlettokun/selfbots-explanation-and-perspectives-51d437ce0849 Selfbot] on his account that would spam the phrase "you are not a boykisser you are 11 do your homework😭" every single time the words "femboy" or "uwu" would be posted into the chat. This led to most members spamming "femboy" into the chat to activate the bot, leading to Discord temporarily IP banning Sigma Rizzus and his bot getting rate limited.
+On the 14th, former vice-president and council member [[Sigma Rizzus]] would make a [https://medium.com/@scarlettokun/selfbots-explanation-and-perspectives-51d437ce0849 Selfbot] on his account that would spam the phrase "you are not a boykisser you are 11 do your homework😭" every single time the words "femboy" or "uwu" would be posted into the chat. This led to most members spamming "femboy" into the chat to activate the bot, leading to Discord temporarily IP banning [[Sigma Rizzus]] and his bot getting rate limited.
 Luckily, he was able to make a new account and decided to make another selfbot. This time, he would add a new command called "houdini", which would spam some lyrics from ''[[wikipedia:Eminem|Eminem]]''<nowiki/>'s popular song ''[[wikipedia:Houdini_(Eminem_song)|Houdini]]'' from his recent album [[wikipedia:The_Death_of_Slim_Shady_(Coup_de_Grâce)|''The Death of Slim Shady (Coup de Grâce)'']] whenever anyone replied to one of his messages with the phrase. His selfbots would be later deactivated due to the amount of newgens losing all self control and spamming it with @everyone pings. Later on, he also made an AI chatbot on his account using [https://gemini.google.com/?hl=en Google Gemini], but would soon deactivate that since many members got him to say he was under the age of 13 to get his account deactivated. Can't have NOTHING with these mfs.
-even after deactivation, sigma still got banned for this. Maybe dont put ai in your accounts…
+Even after deactivation, [[Sigma Rizzus]] still got banned for this on his multiple accounts because he thought it was a good idea to keep his AI on, and it went as anyone would've expected it to go. Maybe don't put AI in your accounts…
 == Season 4: Goon 4 Me ==
 === 8/27/2024 - The Gondal Website ===
-[[Sigma Rizzus]] believed that creating a [https://holygondalempire.replit.app/ website] for Gondal would be a great idea to keep Gondalians connected in case of something bad ever happening to the server. He stated that the purpose of the website was to "expand Gondal", meaning that he wanted to create other safe spaces for Gondalians to expand the presence of Gondal everywhere.  He also decided to create a news source for the server called BGN, which stands for Basic Gondal News. However, it appears that every article written on the BGN is only from his point of view, which could lead to misinformation and missing pieces in the information being shared. Although the website was a work in progress, [[Sigma Rizzus]] would end up deleting the website after getting his council removed for attempting to ban [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] and some of the bots. Eventually, this website was reinstated and has been running to this day.
+[[Sigma Rizzus]] believed that creating a [https://holygondalempire.replit.app/ website] for Gondal would be a great idea to keep Gondalians connected in case of something bad ever happening to the server. He stated that the purpose of the website was to "expand Gondal", meaning that he wanted to create other safe spaces for Gondalians to expand the presence of Gondal everywhere.  He also decided to create a news source for the server called BGN, which stands for Basic Gondal News. However, it appears that every article written on the BGN is only from his point of view, which could lead to misinformation and missing pieces in the information being shared. Although the website was a work in progress, [[Sigma Rizzus]] would end up deleting the website after getting his council removed for attempting to nuke the server. Eventually, this website was reinstated and has been running to this day but there has been no reported work done on it.
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 === 9/1/24 - Sigma Rizzus Gets Kicked Out of His Home ===
-On September 1st, [[Sigma Rizzus]], Infamous [https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gay%20pedophile Chaser] and NIGGER, Pinged everyone and announced that he would be kicked out by his parents and wouldn't be able to stay on the server. This didn't come to anyone's surprise and people quickly went to asking why he was getting kicked out of his house. He would explain that he "spent $900 out of his parents' money without their permission," which led to a lie being started by [[Everr]] that he had been kicked out for spending all his parents' money on femboy hentai games on Steam. He would try and deny it, saying he spent the money on [https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Australium_weapons TF2 Australiums] (which is probably an even worse thing to spend your money on), but the lying would continue when [[Greasebeast]] changed his Steam profile to mirror [[Sigma Rizzus]]' Discord name and gifted [[Everr]] a copy of a femboy hentai game called [https://store.steampowered.com/app/2772650/I_got_GOONED_by_a_FEMBOY/ "I got GOONED by a FEMBOY"]. [[Everr]] would then join vc and stream the game, saying that [[Sigma Rizzus]] has given it to him.<gallery>
+On September 1st, [[Sigma Rizzus]], Infamous [https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gay%20pedophile Chaser] and NIGGER, Pinged everyone and announced that he would be kicked out by his parents and wouldn't be able to stay on the server. This didn't come to anyone's surprise and people quickly went to asking why he was getting kicked out of his house. He would explain that he "spent $900 out of his parents' money without their permission," which led to a lie being started by [[Everr]] that he had been kicked out for spending all his parents' money on femboy hentai games on Steam. He would try and deny it, saying he spent the money on [https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Australium_weapons TF2 Australiums] (which is probably an even worse thing to spend your money on), but the lying would continue when [[Greasebeast]] changed his Steam profile to mirror [[Sigma Rizzus]]' Discord name and gifted [[Everr]] a copy of a femboy hentai game called [https://store.steampowered.com/app/2772650/I_got_GOONED_by_a_FEMBOY/ "I got GOONED by a FEMBOY"]. [[Everr]] would then join VC and stream the game, saying that [[Sigma Rizzus]] has given it to him.<gallery>
-File:Meessage.png|Sigma Rizzus' steam library being exposed.
+File:Meessage.png|[[Sigma Rizzus]]' steam library being exposed.
-File:Memeee.png|Proof that everr was gifted the game.
+File:Memeee.png|Proof that [[Everr]] was gifted the game.
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 === 9/2/24 - The Joker Virus ===
-[[Gabeolo]] was given moderation perms within the server and proceeded to replace the titles of almost every single text channel by simply adding in "joker-" into the titles. and then, He and the people that were involved in this started to post GIFs of the [[wikipedia:Joker_(character)|Joker]]. [[Gabeolo]] then told [[Patryk]] that there is something called the "Joker Virus", which is supposed to be a reference to [https://www.androidheadlines.com/joker-virus-malware-android an actual Android spyware trojan virus] that's been going around since 2017, was going to takeover his computer and phone. However, [[Gabeolo]] didn't care by he said that the "virus" was going to "bypass" his VPN and that a van of two of his "finest [[wikipedia:Joker_(character)|Joker]] goons" was heading towards Patryk's house. After realizing what was going on, [[Patryk]] decided to freak out and left the server, like he always does. He would soon realize that the whole thing was just a joke after having a talk with [[Ara]] about it. Soon enough, [[Patryk]] decided to come back to the server and announce that there is a new virus in town, humorously dubbed "THE PATRYK VIRUS". He said that he was going to "kill them all" and saying that he's going to leak the passwords to everyone's accounts. It wouldn't come to a complete surprise to fellow Gondalians as [[Patryk]] was also joking about it.
+[[Gabeolo]] was given moderation perms within the server and proceeded to replace the titles of almost every single text channel by simply adding in "joker-" into the titles. He and the people that were involved in this started to post GIFs of the [[wikipedia:Joker_(character)|Joker]]. [[Gabeolo]] then told [[Patryk]] that there is something called the "Joker Virus", which is supposed to be a reference to [https://www.androidheadlines.com/joker-virus-malware-android an actual Android spyware trojan virus] that's been going around since 2017, was going to takeover his computer and phone. However, [[Gabeolo]] didn't care by he said that the "virus" was going to "bypass" his VPN and that a van of two of his "finest [[wikipedia:Joker_(character)|Joker]] goons" was heading towards Patryk's house. After realizing what was going on, [[Patryk]] decided to freak out and left the server, like he always does. He would soon realize that the whole thing was just a joke after having a talk with [[Ara]] about it. Soon enough, [[Patryk]] decided to come back to the server and announce that there is a new virus in town, humorously dubbed "THE PATRYK VIRUS". He said that he was going to "kill them all" and saying that he's going to leak the passwords to everyone's accounts. It wouldn't come to a complete surprise to fellow Gondalians as [[Patryk]] was also joking about it.
 === 9/9/24 - The Third Presidential Elections ===
-As the third presidential elections were approaching, many new political parties started to form.
+As the third presidential elections were approaching, many new political parties started to form. Things were starting to brew and tense up once the TEP, led by [[Sigma Rizzus]], and OFN, led by [[Hans]], started to clash with each other. [[Sigma Rizzus]] criticized the OFN for wanting to monitor Gondalian politicians and that it was mostly led by higher ups, while [[Hans]] criticized the TEP by predicting that [[Sigma Rizzus]] wants to nuke the server (foreshadowing). They agreed to debate each other in VC, but it would never happen since [[Sigma Rizzus]] pointed out the time that was scheduled was later in the day for him and that he "didn't feel like" joining.
+Both sides started to produce propaganda that would win over voters, with [[Hans]] putting effort into making actual propaganda for his party and [[Sigma Rizzus]] creating the BGN, also known as Basic Gondal News, for his website which was rivaling with [https://x.com/gondalnewss?s=11&t=el6iKF3rxzW7X_eL0dLDtQ GONDAL NEWS] on Twitter. However, it seemed that [[Sigma Rizzus]] was getting a bit burnt out by running because he thought the elections would never happen, or perhaps because the OFN had more supporters than the TEP. Later on, he tried to manually nuke the server using the Council perms he had by banning [[Norman helmuth Eiche|Eiche]] and kicking some bots, but it was quickly stopped and led to him being temporarily banned. He would then shut down his political party and dropped out of the elections once he was let back into the server.
+Another party that was integral to the third presidential elections was the Joker Party, which was led by [[Gabeolo]]. Although it was just a political party that was made to just mess with [[Patryk]], it wouldn't take long before they started clashing with the OFN. It all started by [[Hans]] making an AI image of a cartoonish [[wikipedia:Joker_(character)|Joker]] using NotSoBot that said "VOTE FOR OFN!", which led to both sides generating AI content that was made to criticize with each other. A deal would soon be made between [[Gabeolo]] and [[Hans]] to unite the two parties after both of them realized that they wanted to do something against [[Patryk]]. However, this deal wouldn't be recognized by [[Everr]] since he was the one running the elections and never knew that such a thing was happening.
+Once the elections finally began, a new member that went by Pinger tried to rig the elections by giving who he wants to win a hundred to a thousand votes using bots. The rigged votes wouldn't be counted though because [[Everr]] managed to find a way to see past through it. The winner of the third presidential elections was [[Hans]] of the OFN party, hanging onto most votes over other political parties.
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-The former legendary president of [[Gondal: From The Ashes]], [[Hans]], decided to return to Gondal politics and created a political party called the Organization of Free Nations (OFN) where he promised equal rights for all Gondalians, Gondal imperialism, newgen immigration, monitoring Gondalian politicians, and to protect Gondal from its well-known enemies. His political party is also based off of a [https://tno.wiki/wiki/Organization_of_Free_Nations fictional faction] from the alt-history ''[[wikipedia:Hearts_of_Iron_IV|Hearts of Iron 4]]'' mod called ''[https://tno.wiki.gg/wiki/The_New_Order:_Last_Days_of_Europe_Wiki The New Order: Last Days of Europe]''.
+The former legendary president of [[Gondal: From The Ashes]], [[Hans]], decided to return to Gondal politics and created a political party called the Organization of Free Nations (OFN) where he promised equal rights for all Gondalians, Gondal imperialism, newgen immigration, monitoring Gondalian politicians, and to protect Gondal from its well-known enemies. His political party is also based off of a [https://tno.wiki/wiki/Organization_of_Free_Nations fictional faction] from the alt-history ''[[wikipedia:Hearts_of_Iron_IV|Hearts of Iron 4]]'' mod called ''[https://tno.wiki.gg/wiki/The_New_Order:_Last_Days_of_Europe_Wiki The New Order: Last Days of Europe]''. After the elections were finished, this party ended up winning and [[Hans]] was inaugurated as the Gondalian president.
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 ===== The Supreme Gentlemen (SG) =====
-The leader of this political party is [[Cubebox]], with the goal of "running Gondal as the [[wikipedia:Elliot_Rodger|Supreme Gentleman]]". It is unknown as to what he planned to do as president, since he never stated what his other political actions would be.
+The leader of this political party is [[Cubebox]], with the goal of "running Gondal as the [[wikipedia:Elliot_Rodger|Supreme Gentleman]]". There is not much to be noted of what he was going to do as president, but he promised to void [[Celblx|Celena]] for sending nothing but gembaitable messages.
 ===== United Anti-Fur Movement (UAFM) =====
-This party is one of the oldest party in HGE and is led by [[Celblx|Celena]], who was both the second president in the HGE and first president to get impeached in the server. Her goal was to "rid Gondal of furries", despite being a closeted furry herself, but it seemed she was already unpopular due to her previous presidential decisions. She would then lose her only supporter when [[Hans]] pointed out her flaws and unpopular actions when she was president, leaving the party with BARELY any members.
+This political party is one of the oldest in HGE and is led by [[Celblx|Celena]], who was both the second president and first to get impeached in the server. Her goal was to "rid Gondal of furries", despite being a closeted furry herself, but it seemed she was already unpopular due to her previous presidential decisions. She would then lose her only supporter when [[Hans]] pointed out her flaws and unpopular actions when she was president, leaving the party with NO members at all.
 ===== The Joker Party (JP) =====
-The Joker Party, being led by [[Gabeolo]] who is a very well-known oldgen within Gondal and has witnessed the catfishing of [[Bangshakalaka]], planned to take Gondal into new, exciting directions and to spit on "do-gooders" like [[Patryk]] (''see "[[Holy Gondal Empire#9/2/24 - The Joker Virus|The Joker Virus]]" for more info''). [[Gabeolo]] also had a patriotic supporter known as Magneto who somehow had perms within the server and would ban or demote anyone who didn't vote for the Joker Party.
+The Joker Party, being led by [[Gabeolo]] who is a very well-known oldgen within Gondal that has witnessed the catfishing of [[Bangshakalaka]], planned to take Gondal into new, exciting directions and to spit on "do-gooders" like [[Patryk]] (''see "[[Holy Gondal Empire#9/2/24 - The Joker Virus|The Joker Virus]]" for more info''). [[Gabeolo]] also had a patriotic supporter known as "Magneto" who somehow had perms within the server and would ban or demote anyone who didn't vote for the Joker Party.
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