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This article documents the '''role structure''' of [[Irony Hub]].
<!-- There have yet to be any events and this role is omitted from rules and info, so I'm hiding it, but keeping it in a comment in case it comes back *'''Event Organiser:''' Lets you talk in #events and ping people in #event-pings. Gives manage messages and mute/unmute permissions in event-related channels. You can get this by pitching a good event idea to a mod. -->Transsexuals are four times more likely than the average person to be infected with HIV. Source: <nowiki>http://www.nbcnews.com/id/40279043/ns/health-health_care/</nowiki> About 88% of children who have gender dysphoria do not hold those beliefs when they grow older. Source: <nowiki>http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=90229789</nowiki> Only 12% of boys who believe they are transsexuals still believe so when they are older. Source: <nowiki>http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/18194003</nowiki> MRI scans indicate that MtF transsexuals are either men aroused by the thought of possessing female genitalia or homosexuals who want to seduce straight men. Source: <nowiki>http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3180619/</nowiki> 41% of transsexuals have tried and failed to commit suicide. Source: <nowiki>http://www.nbcnews.com/id/40279043/ns/health-health_care/</nowiki> Transsexuals who undergo sex reassignment surgery are more likely to commit suicide. Source: <nowiki>http://journals.plos.org/plosone/article?id=10.1371/journal.pone.0016885</nowiki> Most young transsexuals have committed self-harm within the last twelve months. Source: <nowiki>http://saravyc.sites.olt.ubc.ca/files/2015/05/SARAVYC_Trans-Youth-Health-Report_EN_Final_Print.pdf#page=44</nowiki> 65% of transsexual youth have seriously considered suicide within the last year. Source: <nowiki>http://saravyc.sites.olt.ubc.ca/files/2015/05/SARAVYC_Trans-Youth-Health-Report_EN_Final_Print.pdf#page=44</nowiki> 37% of transsexual youth have attempted suicide within the last year. Source: <nowiki>http://saravyc.sites.olt.ubc.ca/files/2015/05/SARAVYC_Trans-Youth-Health-Report_EN_Final_Print.pdf#page=44</nowiki> 1 in 10 young transsexuals has attempted suicide more than three times in the last year. Source: <nowiki>http://saravyc.sites.olt.ubc.ca/files/2015/05/SARAVYC_Trans-Youth-Health-Report_EN_Final_Print.pdf#page=44</nowiki> Only 21% of transsexuals can sucessfully pass as the opposite gender. Source: <nowiki>http://www.thetaskforce.org/static_html/downloads/reports/reports/ntds_report_on_health.pdf#page=3</nowiki>


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You will never be a real woman. You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs. You are a homosexual man twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection. All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors. Men are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even trannies who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a man. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk guy home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected axe wound. You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight. Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a man is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably male. This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
 
==Role structure==
Abusing almost any role will get you demoted from it.
 
===Moderator roles===
 
*'''Fascist Dictator:''' Co-owner of the server (Only [[Weezor]] and [[Moe Lester]] have this role)
*'''Admin:''' Have all permissions. As well as having the duties of a mod, they are in charge of keeping mods in check and carrying out tasks that require administrator permissions.
*'''Mod:''' In charge of keeping chat safe and fun, mostly by removing rule-breaking content and punishing people who break rules. Not as powerful as admins, but should be the first people to talk to if you have a problem.
*'''Advisor:''' An advisor's job is to bring the voice of the community to the mod team. They have access to most mod channels and can advise mods about decisions based on community feedback. They are more likely to be promoted to mod in the future.
 
===Activity roles===
Roles gained by normal users of the server. The more active and trusted a user is, the more of these roles they will get. Users with higher roles will also keep their lower roles, e.g. Trollsome roles will still have Edgelord and Ironic roles.
 
*'''Was it worth it?:''' (color '''{{Color|#eb2d37|#eb2d37}}''') The newest highest role achievable by users. You get this role from being a high quality, active, and well-rounded user. The requirement for this role is being present in the server prior to July.
*'''Trollsome:''' (color '''{{Color|#9062f8|#9062f8}}''') The highest role achievable by most users. You get this role by being a generally good and active user for a while. A mod vote has to pass with at least 10 upvotes to give someone this role. Grants access to emote voting.
*'''Edgelord:''' (color '''{{color|#f1c40f}}''') Generally good and trusted members of the community for the most part. Grants access to the #petitions, #meta-talk, and reaction permissions in #emote-voting channels. You require a decent amount of activity and 3 mods have to agree to give you this role.
*'''Ironic:''' (color '''{{color|#3498db}}''') Newer users. Grants access to the #casual channel. If you positively contribute to the chat, you will get this role pretty quickly.
 
===Special roles===
 
*'''Artist 🖌️:''' (color '''{{color|#1f8b4c}}''') You get this role if you are an artist or post talented original art in the #projects channel.
*'''Ex-mod:''' This role is given to ex-members of the moderation team.
*'''DJ:''' Gives extra permissions over the Rythm music bots.
*'''robbed and raped:''' (color '''{{color|#f47fff}}''') You get this by Nitro boosting the server. Grants access to vanity roles, as well as posting permissions on the #brothel channel.
*'''Giveaways:''' Grants permissions to hold giveaways via GiveawayBot. You must ask a mod for this permission.
*'''Event Organizer:''' Grants permissions to hold events in #events. You must ask a mod for this role.
<!-- There have yet to be any events and this role is omitted from rules and info, so I'm hiding it, but keeping it in a comment in case it comes back *'''Event Organiser:''' Lets you talk in #events and ping people in #event-pings. Gives manage messages and mute/unmute permissions in event-related channels. You can get this by pitching a good event idea to a mod. -->
*'''Partnership Manager:''' DM these users or mods if you are interested in partnership with your server.
 
===Vanity roles===
Vanity roles are roles that do not give extra permissions, but are meant to give your name a unique color. WIWI and robbed and raped roles have access to an array of vanity roles to choose from.
 
===Punishment roles===
You get these for fucking up. Contrary to other roles, this roles take away permissions as opposed to adding them. These roles are appealable.
 
*'''Muted:''' (color '''{{color|#818386}}''') Non-appealable role that expires after a set amount of time. You will not be able to talk in most channels with this role. This role is given for more minor rule-breaks.
*'''WACK ASS BOZO:''' (color '''{{color|#5c2200}}''') "Contained" role. You can only talk in general (without pic perms), and are able to appeal every 6 hours in #appeals.
*'''Reaction Banned:''' You get this for falsely using the report feature, or from spamming reactions. You will be unable to react to any messages.
*'''meta banned:''' You get this for shitposting too much in more serious channels, such as #petitions. If you have this role, you are no longer able to talk in these channels.
*'''young babby:''' Newer role. To guard against raids, new users must verify before being let into the server. New unverified users will have this role, which will lock them out of all channels except for #babby-zone.
*'''bot ban:''' Prevents you from using bot commands. You get this if you use bot commands to bypass filters or punishments.
 
===Notification roles===
You can assign any these roles to yourself.
 
*'''Announcements:''' You will get pinged about announcements
*'''events:''' You will get pinged about events.
*'''Roland fan:''' You will get pinged randomly.
*'''history pisstory:''' Allows you to view archived channels.
*'''jackbox:''' You will get pinged when somebody is hosting a [[Wp:Jackbox Games|Jackbox]] game.
*'''Trollsome Role:''' Trollsome Role

Revision as of 19:38, 1 January 2021

Transsexuals are four times more likely than the average person to be infected with HIV. Source: http://www.nbcnews.com/id/40279043/ns/health-health_care/ About 88% of children who have gender dysphoria do not hold those beliefs when they grow older. Source: http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=90229789 Only 12% of boys who believe they are transsexuals still believe so when they are older. Source: http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/18194003 MRI scans indicate that MtF transsexuals are either men aroused by the thought of possessing female genitalia or homosexuals who want to seduce straight men. Source: http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3180619/ 41% of transsexuals have tried and failed to commit suicide. Source: http://www.nbcnews.com/id/40279043/ns/health-health_care/ Transsexuals who undergo sex reassignment surgery are more likely to commit suicide. Source: http://journals.plos.org/plosone/article?id=10.1371/journal.pone.0016885 Most young transsexuals have committed self-harm within the last twelve months. Source: http://saravyc.sites.olt.ubc.ca/files/2015/05/SARAVYC_Trans-Youth-Health-Report_EN_Final_Print.pdf#page=44 65% of transsexual youth have seriously considered suicide within the last year. Source: http://saravyc.sites.olt.ubc.ca/files/2015/05/SARAVYC_Trans-Youth-Health-Report_EN_Final_Print.pdf#page=44 37% of transsexual youth have attempted suicide within the last year. Source: http://saravyc.sites.olt.ubc.ca/files/2015/05/SARAVYC_Trans-Youth-Health-Report_EN_Final_Print.pdf#page=44 1 in 10 young transsexuals has attempted suicide more than three times in the last year. Source: http://saravyc.sites.olt.ubc.ca/files/2015/05/SARAVYC_Trans-Youth-Health-Report_EN_Final_Print.pdf#page=44 Only 21% of transsexuals can sucessfully pass as the opposite gender. Source: http://www.thetaskforce.org/static_html/downloads/reports/reports/ntds_report_on_health.pdf#page=3

You will never be a real woman. You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs. You are a homosexual man twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection. All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors. Men are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even trannies who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a man. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk guy home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected axe wound. You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight. Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a man is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably male. This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

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