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'''OkBuddyRetard''', the official server of the r/OkBuddyRetard subreddit, what's considered to be the four server lineup of OkBR1, [[Whenthe|Whenthe (Formerly OkBR2)]], OkBR3 and OkBR4 was perchance the most influencial irony server in the hemosphere, giving birth to many other servers that would in some cases even overtake OkBR in it's membercount.
Make some free time when nobody would possibly come by or require your instant attention. Remove all clothing. Find a suitable, comfortable place, with the recommended one being on a soft mat or similar material on the floor near a wall. Lie on your back with your head nearly touching said wall, with your body pointing away from it. I recommend stretching before this next part, if you don't want to explode a lot of things that shouldn't be exploded. Throw your legs above you, trying to place your feet on the wall. If you can manage that, slowly work your pelvis closer to yourself by either 'walking' your feet up the wall or just forcing it closer to you. Your goal is to have your dick literally hanging straight down like an erotic, unseemly chandelier. Once your body is bent into that position which no body ever should be, you have to find your own way to get your johnny closer to you. Most common seems to be attempting to throw your pelvis even closer to you, but you could also just try to crane your neck towards you, or do any number of flex/release muscle patterns to collapse yourself. I recommend none of them, for reasons garden-zombie pointed out, but there is little stopping someone suffering from a mix of violently curious and horny.Make some free time when nobody would possibly come by or require your instant attention. Remove all clothing. Find a suitable, comfortable place, with the recommended one being on a soft mat or similar material on the floor near a wall. Lie on your back with your head nearly touching said wall, with your body pointing away from it. I recommend stretching before this next part, if you don't want to explode a lot of things that shouldn't be exploded. Throw your legs above you, trying to place your feet on the wall. If you can manage that, slowly work your pelvis closer to yourself by either 'walking' your feet up the wall or just forcing it closer to you. Your goal is to have your dick literally hanging straight down like an erotic, unseemly chandelier. Once your body is bent into that position which no body ever should be, you have to find your own way to get your johnny closer to you. Most common seems to be attempting to throw your pelvis even closer to you, but you could also just try to crane your neck towards you, or do any number of flex/release muscle patterns to collapse yourself. I recommend none of them, for reasons garden-zombie pointed out, but there is little stopping someone suffering from a mix of violently curious and horny.Make some free time when nobody would possibly come by or require your instant attention. Remove all clothing. Find a suitable, comfortable place, with the recommended one being on a soft mat or similar material on the floor near a wall. Lie on your back with your head nearly touching said wall, with your body pointing away from it. I recommend stretching before this next part, if you don't want to explode a lot of things that shouldn't be exploded. Throw your legs above you, trying to place your feet on the wall. If you can manage that, slowly work your pelvis closer to yourself by either 'walking' your feet up the wall or just forcing it closer to you. Your goal is to have your dick literally hanging straight down like an erotic, unseemly chandelier. Once your body is bent into that position which no body ever should be, you have to find your own way to get your johnny closer to you. Most common seems to be attempting to throw your pelvis even closer to you, but you could also just try to crane your neck towards you, or do any number of flex/release muscle patterns to collapse yourself. I recommend none of them, for reasons garden-zombie pointed out, but there is little stopping someone suffering from a mix of violently curious and horny.Make some free time when nobody would possibly come by or require your instant attention. Remove all clothing. Find a suitable, comfortable place, with the recommended one being on a soft mat or similar material on the floor near a wall. Lie on your back with your head nearly touching said wall, with your body pointing away from it. I recommend stretching before this next part, if you don't want to explode a lot of things that shouldn't be exploded. Throw your legs above you, trying to place your feet on the wall. If you can manage that, slowly work your pelvis closer to yourself by either 'walking' your feet up the wall or just forcing it closer to you. Your goal is to have your dick literally hanging straight down like an erotic, unseemly chandelier. Once your body is bent into that position which no body ever should be, you have to find your own way to get your johnny closer to you. Most common seems to be attempting to throw your pelvis even closer to you, but you could also just try to crane your neck towards you, or do any number of flex/release muscle patterns to collapse yourself. I recommend none of them, for reasons garden-zombie pointed out, but there is little stopping someone suffering from a mix of violently curious and horny.Make some free time when nobody would possibly come by or require your instant attention. Remove all clothing. Find a suitable, comfortable place, with the recommended one being on a soft mat or similar material on the floor near a wall. Lie on your back with your head nearly touching said wall, with your body pointing away from it. I recommend stretching before this next part, if you don't want to explode a lot of things that shouldn't be exploded. Throw your legs above you, trying to place your feet on the wall. If you can manage that, slowly work your pelvis closer to yourself by either 'walking' your feet up the wall or just forcing it closer to you. Your goal is to have your dick literally hanging straight down like an erotic, unseemly chandelier. Once your body is bent into that position which no body ever should be, you have to find your own way to get your johnny closer to you. Most common seems to be attempting to throw your pelvis even closer to you, but you could also just try to crane your neck towards you, or do any number of flex/release muscle patterns to collapse yourself. I recommend none of them, for reasons garden-zombie pointed out, but there is little stopping someone suffering from a mix of violently curious and horny.Make some free time when nobody would possibly come by or require your instant attention. Remove all clothing. Find a suitable, comfortable place, with the recommended one being on a soft mat or similar material on the floor near a wall. Lie on your back with your head nearly touching said wall, with your body pointing away from it. I recommend stretching before this next part, if you don't want to explode a lot of things that shouldn't be exploded. Throw your legs above you, trying to place your feet on the wall. If you can manage that, slowly work your pelvis closer to yourself by either 'walking' your feet up the wall or just forcing it closer to you. Your goal is to have your dick literally hanging straight down like an erotic, unseemly chandelier. Once your body is bent into that position which no body ever should be, you have to find your own way to get your johnny closer to you. Most common seems to be attempting to throw your pelvis even closer to you, but you could also just try to crane your neck towards you, or do any number of flex/release muscle patterns to collapse yourself. I recommend none of them, for reasons garden-zombie pointed out, but there is little stopping someone suffering from a mix of violently curious and horny.Make some free time when nobody would possibly come by or require your instant attention. Remove all clothing. Find a suitable, comfortable place, with the recommended one being on a soft mat or similar material on the floor near a wall. Lie on your back with your head nearly touching said wall, with your body pointing away from it. I recommend stretching before this next part, if you don't want to explode a lot of things that shouldn't be exploded. Throw your legs above you, trying to place your feet on the wall. If you can manage that, slowly work your pelvis closer to yourself by either 'walking' your feet up the wall or just forcing it closer to you. Your goal is to have your dick literally hanging straight down like an erotic, unseemly chandelier. Once your body is bent into that position which no body ever should be, you have to find your own way to get your johnny closer to you. Most common seems to be attempting to throw your pelvis even closer to you, but you could also just try to crane your neck towards you, or do any number of flex/release muscle patterns to collapse yourself. I recommend none of them, for reasons garden-zombie pointed out, but there is little stopping someone suffering from a mix of violently curious and horny.Make some free time when nobody would possibly come by or require your instant attention. Remove all clothing. Find a suitable, comfortable place, with the recommended one being on a soft mat or similar material on the floor near a wall. Lie on your back with your head nearly touching said wall, with your body pointing away from it. I recommend stretching before this next part, if you don't want to explode a lot of things that shouldn't be exploded. Throw your legs above you, trying to place your feet on the wall. If you can manage that, slowly work your pelvis closer to yourself by either 'walking' your feet up the wall or just forcing it closer to you. Your goal is to have your dick literally hanging straight down like an erotic, unseemly chandelier. Once your body is bent into that position which no body ever should be, you have to find your own way to get your johnny closer to you. Most common seems to be attempting to throw your pelvis even closer to you, but you could also just try to crane your neck towards you, or do any number of flex/release muscle patterns to collapse yourself. I recommend none of them, for reasons garden-zombie pointed out, but there is little stopping someone suffering from a mix of violently curious and horny.Make some free time when nobody would possibly come by or require your instant attention. Remove all clothing. Find a suitable, comfortable place, with the recommended one being on a soft mat or similar material on the floor near a wall. Lie on your back with your head nearly touching said wall, with your body pointing away from it. I recommend stretching before this next part, if you don't want to explode a lot of things that shouldn't be exploded. Throw your legs above you, trying to place your feet on the wall. If you can manage that, slowly work your pelvis closer to yourself by either 'walking' your feet up the wall or just forcing it closer to you. Your goal is to have your dick literally hanging straight down like an erotic, unseemly chandelier. Once your body is bent into that position which no body ever should be, you have to find your own way to get your johnny closer to you. Most common seems to be attempting to throw your pelvis even closer to you, but you could also just try to crane your neck towards you, or do any number of flex/release muscle patterns to collapse yourself. I recommend none of them, for reasons garden-zombie pointed out, but there is little stopping someone suffering from a mix of violently curious and horny.Make some free time when nobody would possibly come by or require your instant attention. Remove all clothing. Find a suitable, comfortable place, with the recommended one being on a soft mat or similar material on the floor near a wall. Lie on your back with your head nearly touching said wall, with your body pointing away from it. I recommend stretching before this next part, if you don't want to explode a lot of things that shouldn't be exploded. Throw your legs above you, trying to place your feet on the wall. If you can manage that, slowly work your pelvis closer to yourself by either 'walking' your feet up the wall or just forcing it closer to you. Your goal is to have your dick literally hanging straight down like an erotic, unseemly chandelier. Once your body is bent into that position which no body ever should be, you have to find your own way to get your johnny closer to you. Most common seems to be attempting to throw your pelvis even closer to you, but you could also just try to crane your neck towards you, or do any number of flex/release muscle patterns to collapse yourself. I recommend none of them, for reasons garden-zombie pointed out, but there is little stopping someone suffering from a mix of violently curious and horny.Make some free time when nobody would possibly come by or require your instant attention. Remove all clothing. Find a suitable, comfortable place, with the recommended one being on a soft mat or similar material on the floor near a wall. Lie on your back with your head nearly touching said wall, with your body pointing away from it. I recommend stretching before this next part, if you don't want to explode a lot of things that shouldn't be exploded. Throw your legs above you, trying to place your feet on the wall. If you can manage that, slowly work your pelvis closer to yourself by either 'walking' your feet up the wall or just forcing it closer to you. Your goal is to have your dick literally hanging straight down like an erotic, unseemly chandelier. Once your body is bent into that position which no body ever should be, you have to find your own way to get your johnny closer to you. Most common seems to be attempting to throw your pelvis even closer to you, but you could also just try to crane your neck towards you, or do any number of flex/release muscle patterns to collapse yourself. I recommend none of them, for reasons garden-zombie pointed out, but there is little stopping someone suffering from a mix of violently curious and horny.Make some free time when nobody would possibly come by or require your instant attention. Remove all clothing. Find a suitable, comfortable place, with the recommended one being on a soft mat or similar material on the floor near a wall. Lie on your back with your head nearly touching said wall, with your body pointing away from it. I recommend stretching before this next part, if you don't want to explode a lot of things that shouldn't be exploded. Throw your legs above you, trying to place your feet on the wall. If you can manage that, slowly work your pelvis closer to yourself by either 'walking' your feet up the wall or just forcing it closer to you. Your goal is to have your dick literally hanging straight down like an erotic, unseemly chandelier. Once your body is bent into that position which no body ever should be, you have to find your own way to get your johnny closer to you. Most common seems to be attempting to throw your pelvis even closer to you, but you could also just try to crane your neck towards you, or do any number of flex/release muscle patterns to collapse yourself. I recommend none of them, for reasons garden-zombie pointed out, but there is little stopping someone suffering from a mix of violently curious and horny.Make some free time when nobody would possibly come by or require your instant attention. Remove all clothing. Find a suitable, comfortable place, with the recommended one being on a soft mat or similar material on the floor near a wall. Lie on your back with your head nearly touching said wall, with your body pointing away from it. I recommend stretching before this next part, if you don't want to explode a lot of things that shouldn't be exploded. Throw your legs above you, trying to place your feet on the wall. If you can manage that, slowly work your pelvis closer to yourself by either 'walking' your feet up the wall or just forcing it closer to you. Your goal is to have your dick literally hanging straight down like an erotic, unseemly chandelier. Once your body is bent into that position which no body ever should be, you have to find your own way to get your johnny closer to you. Most common seems to be attempting to throw your pelvis even closer to you, but you could also just try to crane your neck towards you, or do any number of flex/release muscle patterns to collapse yourself. I recommend none of them, for reasons garden-zombie pointed out, but there is little stopping someone suffering from a mix of violently curious and horny.Make some free time when nobody would possibly come by or require your instant attention. Remove all clothing. Find a suitable, comfortable place, with the recommended one being on a soft mat or similar material on the floor near a wall. Lie on your back with your head nearly touching said wall, with your body pointing away from it. I recommend stretching before this next part, if you don't want to explode a lot of things that shouldn't be exploded. Throw your legs above you, trying to place your feet on the wall. If you can manage that, slowly work your pelvis closer to yourself by either 'walking' your feet up the wall or just forcing it closer to you. Your goal is to have your dick literally hanging straight down like an erotic, unseemly chandelier. Once your body is bent into that position which no body ever should be, you have to find your own way to get your johnny closer to you. Most common seems to be attempting to throw your pelvis even closer to you, but you could also just try to crane your neck towards you, or do any number of flex/release muscle patterns to collapse yourself. I recommend none of them, for reasons garden-zombie pointed out, but there is little stopping someone suffering from a mix of violently curious and horny.Make some free time when nobody would possibly come by or require your instant attention. Remove all clothing. Find a suitable, comfortable place, with the recommended one being on a soft mat or similar material on the floor near a wall. Lie on your back with your head nearly touching said wall, with your body pointing away from it. I recommend stretching before this next part, if you don't want to explode a lot of things that shouldn't be exploded. Throw your legs above you, trying to place your feet on the wall. If you can manage that, slowly work your pelvis closer to yourself by either 'walking' your feet up the wall or just forcing it closer to you. Your goal is to have your dick literally hanging straight down like an erotic, unseemly chandelier. Once your body is bent into that position which no body ever should be, you have to find your own way to get your johnny closer to you. Most common seems to be attempting to throw your pelvis even closer to you, but you could also just try to crane your neck towards you, or do any number of flex/release muscle patterns to collapse yourself. I recommend none of them, for reasons garden-zombie pointed out, but there is little stopping someone suffering from a mix of violently curious and horny.Make some free time when nobody would possibly come by or require your instant attention. Remove all clothing. Find a suitable, comfortable place, with the recommended one being on a soft mat or similar material on the floor near a wall. Lie on your back with your head nearly touching said wall, with your body pointing away from it. I recommend stretching before this next part, if you don't want to explode a lot of things that shouldn't be exploded. Throw your legs above you, trying to place your feet on the wall. If you can manage that, slowly work your pelvis closer to yourself by either 'walking' your feet up the wall or just forcing it closer to you. Your goal is to have your dick literally hanging straight down like an erotic, unseemly chandelier. Once your body is bent into that position which no body ever should be, you have to find your own way to get your johnny closer to you. Most common seems to be attempting to throw your pelvis even closer to you, but you could also just try to crane your neck towards you, or do any number of flex/release muscle patterns to collapse yourself. I recommend none of them, for reasons garden-zombie pointed out, but there is little stopping someone suffering from a mix of violently curious and horny.Make some free time when nobody would possibly come by or require your instant attention. Remove all clothing. Find a suitable, comfortable place, with the recommended one being on a soft mat or similar material on the floor near a wall. Lie on your back with your head nearly touching said wall, with your body pointing away from it. I recommend stretching before this next part, if you don't want to explode a lot of things that shouldn't be exploded. Throw your legs above you, trying to place your feet on the wall. If you can manage that, slowly work your pelvis closer to yourself by either 'walking' your feet up the wall or just forcing it closer to you. Your goal is to have your dick literally hanging straight down like an erotic, unseemly chandelier. Once your body is bent into that position which no body ever should be, you have to find your own way to get your johnny closer to you. Most common seems to be attempting to throw your pelvis even closer to you, but you could also just try to crane your neck towards you, or do any number of flex/release muscle patterns to collapse yourself. I recommend none of them, for reasons garden-zombie pointed out, but there is little stopping someone suffering from a mix of violently curious and horny.Make some free time when nobody would possibly come by or require your instant attention. Remove all clothing. Find a suitable, comfortable place, with the recommended one being on a soft mat or similar material on the floor near a wall. Lie on your back with your head nearly touching said wall, with your body pointing away from it. I recommend stretching before this next part, if you don't want to explode a lot of things that shouldn't be exploded. Throw your legs above you, trying to place your feet on the wall. If you can manage that, slowly work your pelvis closer to yourself by either 'walking' your feet up the wall or just forcing it closer to you. Your goal is to have your dick literally hanging straight down like an erotic, unseemly chandelier. Once your body is bent into that position which no body ever should be, you have to find your own way to get your johnny closer to you. Most common seems to be attempting to throw your pelvis even closer to you, but you could also just try to crane your neck towards you, or do any number of flex/release muscle patterns to collapse yourself. I recommend none of them, for reasons garden-zombie pointed out, but there is little stopping someone suffering from a mix of violently curious and horny.Make some free time when nobody would possibly come by or require your instant attention. Remove all clothing. Find a suitable, comfortable place, with the recommended one being on a soft mat or similar material on the floor near a wall. Lie on your back with your head nearly touching said wall, with your body pointing away from it. I recommend stretching before this next part, if you don't want to explode a lot of things that shouldn't be exploded. Throw your legs above you, trying to place your feet on the wall. If you can manage that, slowly work your pelvis closer to yourself by either 'walking' your feet up the wall or just forcing it closer to you. Your goal is to have your dick literally hanging straight down like an erotic, unseemly chandelier. Once your body is bent into that position which no body ever should be, you have to find your own way to get your johnny closer to you. Most common seems to be attempting to throw your pelvis even closer to you, but you could also just try to crane your neck towards you, or do any number of flex/release muscle patterns to collapse yourself. I recommend none of them, for reasons garden-zombie pointed out, but there is little stopping someone suffering from a mix of violently curious and horny.Make some free time when nobody would possibly come by or require your instant attention. Remove all clothing. Find a suitable, comfortable place, with the recommended one being on a soft mat or similar material on the floor near a wall. Lie on your back with your head nearly touching said wall, with your body pointing away from it. I recommend stretching before this next part, if you don't want to explode a lot of things that shouldn't be exploded. Throw your legs above you, trying to place your feet on the wall. If you can manage that, slowly work your pelvis closer to yourself by either 'walking' your feet up the wall or just forcing it closer to you. Your goal is to have your dick literally hanging straight down like an erotic, unseemly chandelier. Once your body is bent into that position which no body ever should be, you have to find your own way to get your johnny closer to you. Most common seems to be attempting to throw your pelvis even closer to you, but you could also just try to crane your neck towards you, or do any number of flex/release muscle patterns to collapse yourself. I recommend none of them, for reasons garden-zombie pointed out, but there is little stopping someone suffering from a mix of violently curious and horny.Make some free time when nobody would possibly come by or require your instant attention. Remove all clothing. Find a suitable, comfortable place, with the recommended one being on a soft mat or similar material on the floor near a wall. Lie on your back with your head nearly touching said wall, with your body pointing away from it. I recommend stretching before this next part, if you don't want to explode a lot of things that shouldn't be exploded. Throw your legs above you, trying to place your feet on the wall. If you can manage that, slowly work your pelvis closer to yourself by either 'walking' your feet up the wall or just forcing it closer to you. Your goal is to have your dick literally hanging straight down like an erotic, unseemly chandelier. Once your body is bent into that position which no body ever should be, you have to find your own way to get your johnny closer to you. Most common seems to be attempting to throw your pelvis even closer to you, but you could also just try to crane your neck towards you, or do any number of flex/release muscle patterns to collapse yourself. I recommend none of them, for reasons garden-zombie pointed out, but there is little stopping someone suffering from a mix of violently curious and horny.Make some free time when nobody would possibly come by or require your instant attention. Remove all clothing. Find a suitable, comfortable place, with the recommended one being on a soft mat or similar material on the floor near a wall. Lie on your back with your head nearly touching said wall, with your body pointing away from it. I recommend stretching before this next part, if you don't want to explode a lot of things that shouldn't be exploded. Throw your legs above you, trying to place your feet on the wall. If you can manage that, slowly work your pelvis closer to yourself by either 'walking' your feet up the wall or just forcing it closer to you. Your goal is to have your dick literally hanging straight down like an erotic, unseemly chandelier. Once your body is bent into that position which no body ever should be, you have to find your own way to get your johnny closer to you. Most common seems to be attempting to throw your pelvis even closer to you, but you could also just try to crane your neck towards you, or do any number of flex/release muscle patterns to collapse yourself. I recommend none of them, for reasons garden-zombie pointed out, but there is little stopping someone suffering from a mix of violently curious and horny.
 
In it's current state, the future of the OkBR servers looks bleak, as the last server (OkBR4) was put down by the subreddit's staff on the 7th of April 2022, and it truly seems that a fifth entry of the OkBR servers won't be made anytime soon, if ever.
 
== History ==
 
=== Founding ===
The first Discord server, created in the few months following the creation of the subreddit, is known for inspiring the creation of many now very popular offshoot servers, such as [[Dogelore|Dogelore 1]], [[Whenthe]], aswell as many more. It was made by active members of the r/BoneHurtingJuice Discord, including [[Kirbizia]]. Unfortunately, OkBR1 was nuked in December of 2018.
 
Afterwards, [[LunarShadows]] created a new server. This server, also known as "OkBR2", is now known as whenthe.  
 
Later, after the [[Okbr2 Subreddit Split|OkBR2 splitoff]], and it eventually becoming Whenthe, OkBR3 was created. This server also led to the creation of [[Irony Hub]].
 
Eventually, drama ensued, and OkBR3 was nuked, bringing OkBR4 to life. OkBR4 paled in comparison to any of the previous servers, and its activity and community represented a fraction of its former glory.
 
In mid to late March of 2022, Doctor Penez invited several subreddit moderators to OkBR4, including Redyards. On April 7th 2022, Redyards nuked OkBR4, which marked the possible end of the OkBR legacy. As a result, many accuse [[Doctor Penez]] of paving the way for OkBR's downfall.
 
After the OkBR4 Nuke, the moderators gave up. There seems to be no chance of an OkBR5. With the subreddit dying, the chances of it ever appearing are very low.
 
== Legacy ==
Although OkBuddyRetard's former glory may never be reached again, its influence on irony is the most profound out of any subreddit or discord. Most of the servers and users listed on this wiki would have had very different lives if it were not for the creation of this subreddit and discord server.
 
== Pages about OkBuddyRetard ==
* [[OkBuddyRetard/List of admins and mods|List of OkBR Admins and Mods]]
* [[OkBuddyRetard/Roles|OkBuddyRetard Roles]]
* [[OkBR Timeline|OkBuddyRetard Timeline]]
 
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Revision as of 21:34, 26 February 2023

OkBuddyRetard
Server info
Status Deleted
Users8,000+
OwnerGrantVsZombies#5575
History
FoundedJanuary 5th 2017
DefunctApril 7th 2022
Founderkirbizia


Make some free time when nobody would possibly come by or require your instant attention. Remove all clothing. Find a suitable, comfortable place, with the recommended one being on a soft mat or similar material on the floor near a wall. Lie on your back with your head nearly touching said wall, with your body pointing away from it. I recommend stretching before this next part, if you don't want to explode a lot of things that shouldn't be exploded. Throw your legs above you, trying to place your feet on the wall. If you can manage that, slowly work your pelvis closer to yourself by either 'walking' your feet up the wall or just forcing it closer to you. Your goal is to have your dick literally hanging straight down like an erotic, unseemly chandelier. Once your body is bent into that position which no body ever should be, you have to find your own way to get your johnny closer to you. Most common seems to be attempting to throw your pelvis even closer to you, but you could also just try to crane your neck towards you, or do any number of flex/release muscle patterns to collapse yourself. I recommend none of them, for reasons garden-zombie pointed out, but there is little stopping someone suffering from a mix of violently curious and horny.Make some free time when nobody would possibly come by or require your instant attention. Remove all clothing. Find a suitable, comfortable place, with the recommended one being on a soft mat or similar material on the floor near a wall. Lie on your back with your head nearly touching said wall, with your body pointing away from it. I recommend stretching before this next part, if you don't want to explode a lot of things that shouldn't be exploded. Throw your legs above you, trying to place your feet on the wall. If you can manage that, slowly work your pelvis closer to yourself by either 'walking' your feet up the wall or just forcing it closer to you. Your goal is to have your dick literally hanging straight down like an erotic, unseemly chandelier. Once your body is bent into that position which no body ever should be, you have to find your own way to get your johnny closer to you. Most common seems to be attempting to throw your pelvis even closer to you, but you could also just try to crane your neck towards you, or do any number of flex/release muscle patterns to collapse yourself. I recommend none of them, for reasons garden-zombie pointed out, but there is little stopping someone suffering from a mix of violently curious and horny.Make some free time when nobody would possibly come by or require your instant attention. Remove all clothing. Find a suitable, comfortable place, with the recommended one being on a soft mat or similar material on the floor near a wall. Lie on your back with your head nearly touching said wall, with your body pointing away from it. I recommend stretching before this next part, if you don't want to explode a lot of things that shouldn't be exploded. Throw your legs above you, trying to place your feet on the wall. If you can manage that, slowly work your pelvis closer to yourself by either 'walking' your feet up the wall or just forcing it closer to you. Your goal is to have your dick literally hanging straight down like an erotic, unseemly chandelier. Once your body is bent into that position which no body ever should be, you have to find your own way to get your johnny closer to you. Most common seems to be attempting to throw your pelvis even closer to you, but you could also just try to crane your neck towards you, or do any number of flex/release muscle patterns to collapse yourself. I recommend none of them, for reasons garden-zombie pointed out, but there is little stopping someone suffering from a mix of violently curious and horny.Make some free time when nobody would possibly come by or require your instant attention. Remove all clothing. Find a suitable, comfortable place, with the recommended one being on a soft mat or similar material on the floor near a wall. Lie on your back with your head nearly touching said wall, with your body pointing away from it. I recommend stretching before this next part, if you don't want to explode a lot of things that shouldn't be exploded. Throw your legs above you, trying to place your feet on the wall. If you can manage that, slowly work your pelvis closer to yourself by either 'walking' your feet up the wall or just forcing it closer to you. Your goal is to have your dick literally hanging straight down like an erotic, unseemly chandelier. Once your body is bent into that position which no body ever should be, you have to find your own way to get your johnny closer to you. Most common seems to be attempting to throw your pelvis even closer to you, but you could also just try to crane your neck towards you, or do any number of flex/release muscle patterns to collapse yourself. I recommend none of them, for reasons garden-zombie pointed out, but there is little stopping someone suffering from a mix of violently curious and horny.Make some free time when nobody would possibly come by or require your instant attention. Remove all clothing. Find a suitable, comfortable place, with the recommended one being on a soft mat or similar material on the floor near a wall. Lie on your back with your head nearly touching said wall, with your body pointing away from it. I recommend stretching before this next part, if you don't want to explode a lot of things that shouldn't be exploded. Throw your legs above you, trying to place your feet on the wall. If you can manage that, slowly work your pelvis closer to yourself by either 'walking' your feet up the wall or just forcing it closer to you. Your goal is to have your dick literally hanging straight down like an erotic, unseemly chandelier. Once your body is bent into that position which no body ever should be, you have to find your own way to get your johnny closer to you. Most common seems to be attempting to throw your pelvis even closer to you, but you could also just try to crane your neck towards you, or do any number of flex/release muscle patterns to collapse yourself. I recommend none of them, for reasons garden-zombie pointed out, but there is little stopping someone suffering from a mix of violently curious and horny.Make some free time when nobody would possibly come by or require your instant attention. Remove all clothing. Find a suitable, comfortable place, with the recommended one being on a soft mat or similar material on the floor near a wall. Lie on your back with your head nearly touching said wall, with your body pointing away from it. I recommend stretching before this next part, if you don't want to explode a lot of things that shouldn't be exploded. Throw your legs above you, trying to place your feet on the wall. If you can manage that, slowly work your pelvis closer to yourself by either 'walking' your feet up the wall or just forcing it closer to you. Your goal is to have your dick literally hanging straight down like an erotic, unseemly chandelier. Once your body is bent into that position which no body ever should be, you have to find your own way to get your johnny closer to you. Most common seems to be attempting to throw your pelvis even closer to you, but you could also just try to crane your neck towards you, or do any number of flex/release muscle patterns to collapse yourself. I recommend none of them, for reasons garden-zombie pointed out, but there is little stopping someone suffering from a mix of violently curious and horny.Make some free time when nobody would possibly come by or require your instant attention. Remove all clothing. Find a suitable, comfortable place, with the recommended one being on a soft mat or similar material on the floor near a wall. Lie on your back with your head nearly touching said wall, with your body pointing away from it. I recommend stretching before this next part, if you don't want to explode a lot of things that shouldn't be exploded. Throw your legs above you, trying to place your feet on the wall. If you can manage that, slowly work your pelvis closer to yourself by either 'walking' your feet up the wall or just forcing it closer to you. Your goal is to have your dick literally hanging straight down like an erotic, unseemly chandelier. Once your body is bent into that position which no body ever should be, you have to find your own way to get your johnny closer to you. Most common seems to be attempting to throw your pelvis even closer to you, but you could also just try to crane your neck towards you, or do any number of flex/release muscle patterns to collapse yourself. I recommend none of them, for reasons garden-zombie pointed out, but there is little stopping someone suffering from a mix of violently curious and horny.Make some free time when nobody would possibly come by or require your instant attention. Remove all clothing. Find a suitable, comfortable place, with the recommended one being on a soft mat or similar material on the floor near a wall. Lie on your back with your head nearly touching said wall, with your body pointing away from it. I recommend stretching before this next part, if you don't want to explode a lot of things that shouldn't be exploded. Throw your legs above you, trying to place your feet on the wall. If you can manage that, slowly work your pelvis closer to yourself by either 'walking' your feet up the wall or just forcing it closer to you. Your goal is to have your dick literally hanging straight down like an erotic, unseemly chandelier. Once your body is bent into that position which no body ever should be, you have to find your own way to get your johnny closer to you. Most common seems to be attempting to throw your pelvis even closer to you, but you could also just try to crane your neck towards you, or do any number of flex/release muscle patterns to collapse yourself. I recommend none of them, for reasons garden-zombie pointed out, but there is little stopping someone suffering from a mix of violently curious and horny.Make some free time when nobody would possibly come by or require your instant attention. Remove all clothing. Find a suitable, comfortable place, with the recommended one being on a soft mat or similar material on the floor near a wall. Lie on your back with your head nearly touching said wall, with your body pointing away from it. I recommend stretching before this next part, if you don't want to explode a lot of things that shouldn't be exploded. Throw your legs above you, trying to place your feet on the wall. If you can manage that, slowly work your pelvis closer to yourself by either 'walking' your feet up the wall or just forcing it closer to you. Your goal is to have your dick literally hanging straight down like an erotic, unseemly chandelier. Once your body is bent into that position which no body ever should be, you have to find your own way to get your johnny closer to you. Most common seems to be attempting to throw your pelvis even closer to you, but you could also just try to crane your neck towards you, or do any number of flex/release muscle patterns to collapse yourself. I recommend none of them, for reasons garden-zombie pointed out, but there is little stopping someone suffering from a mix of violently curious and horny.Make some free time when nobody would possibly come by or require your instant attention. Remove all clothing. Find a suitable, comfortable place, with the recommended one being on a soft mat or similar material on the floor near a wall. Lie on your back with your head nearly touching said wall, with your body pointing away from it. I recommend stretching before this next part, if you don't want to explode a lot of things that shouldn't be exploded. Throw your legs above you, trying to place your feet on the wall. If you can manage that, slowly work your pelvis closer to yourself by either 'walking' your feet up the wall or just forcing it closer to you. Your goal is to have your dick literally hanging straight down like an erotic, unseemly chandelier. Once your body is bent into that position which no body ever should be, you have to find your own way to get your johnny closer to you. Most common seems to be attempting to throw your pelvis even closer to you, but you could also just try to crane your neck towards you, or do any number of flex/release muscle patterns to collapse yourself. I recommend none of them, for reasons garden-zombie pointed out, but there is little stopping someone suffering from a mix of violently curious and horny.Make some free time when nobody would possibly come by or require your instant attention. Remove all clothing. Find a suitable, comfortable place, with the recommended one being on a soft mat or similar material on the floor near a wall. Lie on your back with your head nearly touching said wall, with your body pointing away from it. I recommend stretching before this next part, if you don't want to explode a lot of things that shouldn't be exploded. Throw your legs above you, trying to place your feet on the wall. If you can manage that, slowly work your pelvis closer to yourself by either 'walking' your feet up the wall or just forcing it closer to you. Your goal is to have your dick literally hanging straight down like an erotic, unseemly chandelier. Once your body is bent into that position which no body ever should be, you have to find your own way to get your johnny closer to you. Most common seems to be attempting to throw your pelvis even closer to you, but you could also just try to crane your neck towards you, or do any number of flex/release muscle patterns to collapse yourself. I recommend none of them, for reasons garden-zombie pointed out, but there is little stopping someone suffering from a mix of violently curious and horny.Make some free time when nobody would possibly come by or require your instant attention. Remove all clothing. Find a suitable, comfortable place, with the recommended one being on a soft mat or similar material on the floor near a wall. Lie on your back with your head nearly touching said wall, with your body pointing away from it. I recommend stretching before this next part, if you don't want to explode a lot of things that shouldn't be exploded. Throw your legs above you, trying to place your feet on the wall. If you can manage that, slowly work your pelvis closer to yourself by either 'walking' your feet up the wall or just forcing it closer to you. Your goal is to have your dick literally hanging straight down like an erotic, unseemly chandelier. Once your body is bent into that position which no body ever should be, you have to find your own way to get your johnny closer to you. Most common seems to be attempting to throw your pelvis even closer to you, but you could also just try to crane your neck towards you, or do any number of flex/release muscle patterns to collapse yourself. I recommend none of them, for reasons garden-zombie pointed out, but there is little stopping someone suffering from a mix of violently curious and horny.Make some free time when nobody would possibly come by or require your instant attention. Remove all clothing. Find a suitable, comfortable place, with the recommended one being on a soft mat or similar material on the floor near a wall. Lie on your back with your head nearly touching said wall, with your body pointing away from it. I recommend stretching before this next part, if you don't want to explode a lot of things that shouldn't be exploded. Throw your legs above you, trying to place your feet on the wall. If you can manage that, slowly work your pelvis closer to yourself by either 'walking' your feet up the wall or just forcing it closer to you. Your goal is to have your dick literally hanging straight down like an erotic, unseemly chandelier. Once your body is bent into that position which no body ever should be, you have to find your own way to get your johnny closer to you. Most common seems to be attempting to throw your pelvis even closer to you, but you could also just try to crane your neck towards you, or do any number of flex/release muscle patterns to collapse yourself. I recommend none of them, for reasons garden-zombie pointed out, but there is little stopping someone suffering from a mix of violently curious and horny.Make some free time when nobody would possibly come by or require your instant attention. Remove all clothing. Find a suitable, comfortable place, with the recommended one being on a soft mat or similar material on the floor near a wall. Lie on your back with your head nearly touching said wall, with your body pointing away from it. I recommend stretching before this next part, if you don't want to explode a lot of things that shouldn't be exploded. Throw your legs above you, trying to place your feet on the wall. If you can manage that, slowly work your pelvis closer to yourself by either 'walking' your feet up the wall or just forcing it closer to you. Your goal is to have your dick literally hanging straight down like an erotic, unseemly chandelier. Once your body is bent into that position which no body ever should be, you have to find your own way to get your johnny closer to you. Most common seems to be attempting to throw your pelvis even closer to you, but you could also just try to crane your neck towards you, or do any number of flex/release muscle patterns to collapse yourself. I recommend none of them, for reasons garden-zombie pointed out, but there is little stopping someone suffering from a mix of violently curious and horny.Make some free time when nobody would possibly come by or require your instant attention. Remove all clothing. Find a suitable, comfortable place, with the recommended one being on a soft mat or similar material on the floor near a wall. Lie on your back with your head nearly touching said wall, with your body pointing away from it. I recommend stretching before this next part, if you don't want to explode a lot of things that shouldn't be exploded. Throw your legs above you, trying to place your feet on the wall. If you can manage that, slowly work your pelvis closer to yourself by either 'walking' your feet up the wall or just forcing it closer to you. Your goal is to have your dick literally hanging straight down like an erotic, unseemly chandelier. Once your body is bent into that position which no body ever should be, you have to find your own way to get your johnny closer to you. Most common seems to be attempting to throw your pelvis even closer to you, but you could also just try to crane your neck towards you, or do any number of flex/release muscle patterns to collapse yourself. I recommend none of them, for reasons garden-zombie pointed out, but there is little stopping someone suffering from a mix of violently curious and horny.Make some free time when nobody would possibly come by or require your instant attention. Remove all clothing. Find a suitable, comfortable place, with the recommended one being on a soft mat or similar material on the floor near a wall. Lie on your back with your head nearly touching said wall, with your body pointing away from it. I recommend stretching before this next part, if you don't want to explode a lot of things that shouldn't be exploded. Throw your legs above you, trying to place your feet on the wall. If you can manage that, slowly work your pelvis closer to yourself by either 'walking' your feet up the wall or just forcing it closer to you. Your goal is to have your dick literally hanging straight down like an erotic, unseemly chandelier. Once your body is bent into that position which no body ever should be, you have to find your own way to get your johnny closer to you. Most common seems to be attempting to throw your pelvis even closer to you, but you could also just try to crane your neck towards you, or do any number of flex/release muscle patterns to collapse yourself. I recommend none of them, for reasons garden-zombie pointed out, but there is little stopping someone suffering from a mix of violently curious and horny.Make some free time when nobody would possibly come by or require your instant attention. Remove all clothing. Find a suitable, comfortable place, with the recommended one being on a soft mat or similar material on the floor near a wall. Lie on your back with your head nearly touching said wall, with your body pointing away from it. I recommend stretching before this next part, if you don't want to explode a lot of things that shouldn't be exploded. Throw your legs above you, trying to place your feet on the wall. If you can manage that, slowly work your pelvis closer to yourself by either 'walking' your feet up the wall or just forcing it closer to you. Your goal is to have your dick literally hanging straight down like an erotic, unseemly chandelier. Once your body is bent into that position which no body ever should be, you have to find your own way to get your johnny closer to you. Most common seems to be attempting to throw your pelvis even closer to you, but you could also just try to crane your neck towards you, or do any number of flex/release muscle patterns to collapse yourself. I recommend none of them, for reasons garden-zombie pointed out, but there is little stopping someone suffering from a mix of violently curious and horny.Make some free time when nobody would possibly come by or require your instant attention. Remove all clothing. Find a suitable, comfortable place, with the recommended one being on a soft mat or similar material on the floor near a wall. Lie on your back with your head nearly touching said wall, with your body pointing away from it. I recommend stretching before this next part, if you don't want to explode a lot of things that shouldn't be exploded. Throw your legs above you, trying to place your feet on the wall. If you can manage that, slowly work your pelvis closer to yourself by either 'walking' your feet up the wall or just forcing it closer to you. Your goal is to have your dick literally hanging straight down like an erotic, unseemly chandelier. Once your body is bent into that position which no body ever should be, you have to find your own way to get your johnny closer to you. Most common seems to be attempting to throw your pelvis even closer to you, but you could also just try to crane your neck towards you, or do any number of flex/release muscle patterns to collapse yourself. I recommend none of them, for reasons garden-zombie pointed out, but there is little stopping someone suffering from a mix of violently curious and horny.Make some free time when nobody would possibly come by or require your instant attention. Remove all clothing. Find a suitable, comfortable place, with the recommended one being on a soft mat or similar material on the floor near a wall. Lie on your back with your head nearly touching said wall, with your body pointing away from it. I recommend stretching before this next part, if you don't want to explode a lot of things that shouldn't be exploded. Throw your legs above you, trying to place your feet on the wall. If you can manage that, slowly work your pelvis closer to yourself by either 'walking' your feet up the wall or just forcing it closer to you. Your goal is to have your dick literally hanging straight down like an erotic, unseemly chandelier. Once your body is bent into that position which no body ever should be, you have to find your own way to get your johnny closer to you. Most common seems to be attempting to throw your pelvis even closer to you, but you could also just try to crane your neck towards you, or do any number of flex/release muscle patterns to collapse yourself. I recommend none of them, for reasons garden-zombie pointed out, but there is little stopping someone suffering from a mix of violently curious and horny.Make some free time when nobody would possibly come by or require your instant attention. Remove all clothing. Find a suitable, comfortable place, with the recommended one being on a soft mat or similar material on the floor near a wall. Lie on your back with your head nearly touching said wall, with your body pointing away from it. I recommend stretching before this next part, if you don't want to explode a lot of things that shouldn't be exploded. Throw your legs above you, trying to place your feet on the wall. If you can manage that, slowly work your pelvis closer to yourself by either 'walking' your feet up the wall or just forcing it closer to you. Your goal is to have your dick literally hanging straight down like an erotic, unseemly chandelier. Once your body is bent into that position which no body ever should be, you have to find your own way to get your johnny closer to you. Most common seems to be attempting to throw your pelvis even closer to you, but you could also just try to crane your neck towards you, or do any number of flex/release muscle patterns to collapse yourself. I recommend none of them, for reasons garden-zombie pointed out, but there is little stopping someone suffering from a mix of violently curious and horny.Make some free time when nobody would possibly come by or require your instant attention. Remove all clothing. Find a suitable, comfortable place, with the recommended one being on a soft mat or similar material on the floor near a wall. Lie on your back with your head nearly touching said wall, with your body pointing away from it. I recommend stretching before this next part, if you don't want to explode a lot of things that shouldn't be exploded. Throw your legs above you, trying to place your feet on the wall. If you can manage that, slowly work your pelvis closer to yourself by either 'walking' your feet up the wall or just forcing it closer to you. Your goal is to have your dick literally hanging straight down like an erotic, unseemly chandelier. Once your body is bent into that position which no body ever should be, you have to find your own way to get your johnny closer to you. Most common seems to be attempting to throw your pelvis even closer to you, but you could also just try to crane your neck towards you, or do any number of flex/release muscle patterns to collapse yourself. I recommend none of them, for reasons garden-zombie pointed out, but there is little stopping someone suffering from a mix of violently curious and horny.Make some free time when nobody would possibly come by or require your instant attention. Remove all clothing. Find a suitable, comfortable place, with the recommended one being on a soft mat or similar material on the floor near a wall. Lie on your back with your head nearly touching said wall, with your body pointing away from it. I recommend stretching before this next part, if you don't want to explode a lot of things that shouldn't be exploded. Throw your legs above you, trying to place your feet on the wall. If you can manage that, slowly work your pelvis closer to yourself by either 'walking' your feet up the wall or just forcing it closer to you. Your goal is to have your dick literally hanging straight down like an erotic, unseemly chandelier. Once your body is bent into that position which no body ever should be, you have to find your own way to get your johnny closer to you. Most common seems to be attempting to throw your pelvis even closer to you, but you could also just try to crane your neck towards you, or do any number of flex/release muscle patterns to collapse yourself. I recommend none of them, for reasons garden-zombie pointed out, but there is little stopping someone suffering from a mix of violently curious and horny.

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