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[[Special:MyLanguage/Wry|Wry]], who already was known for his simple trolling, decided to take things up a notch on the night of July 17th, 2024, by forcing WigWav to send a virus-infected Patryk visual novel to [[Patryk]] himself via his Discord DMs, Patryk decided to download it and boot it up, but after downloading and unzipping it he realized that it wasn't working. He then told WigWav that it wasn't working only for him to tell Patryk that it was made with Windows 11, so he was going to have to fix it and send the correct version for Patryk's operating system, which is Windows 10. Unbeknownst to him was a "nice" little surprise, which was a virus that stole ALL of his personal information, passwords, accounts that he didn't bother using anymore, etc. Wry then got into Patryk's Discord account and pretended to be the ghost of American general, statesman and former president of Texas, [[wikipedia:Sam_Houston|Sam Houston]], who is best known to have taken part in the [[wikipedia:Texas_Revolution|Texas Revolution]]. He then started spamming porn, including spamming various usages of the N word everywhere, even going as far as posting Patryk's phone number on one server he is apart of. At this point, Patryk's account seemed to be in complete jeopardy when Wry messaged a random e-whore via Patryk's account, asking if he can get some feet pics. [[Patryk]] was very shocked and angered at this, so much so, that he started to call Wry gay, saying that he wanted him to fuck his dad, [[Bangshakalaka]], etc. He even made a PSA for people to block him, going into detail with what Wry has done so far and to avoid him at all costs. Eventually he did stop, but not quite just yet, since he then started to leak some of Patryk's passwords under the alias "wudie" onto the server. He even tried infiltrating some of his accounts that he leaked the passwords to, but luckily, [[Patryk]] changed the passwords to those accounts because NOBODY wants someone to get into there accounts without permission. Wry showed proof to [[Patryk]] that he had ALL of his passwords via a group chat he had made to show how much control he really had over him. He would then force [[Special:MyLanguage/Patryk|Patryk]] to apologize for being a pedophile that it went SO FAR into the extreme, that he got him to say that he was 11 years old, which violates [https://discord.com/terms Discord's ToS]. Unfortunately, Patryk's account was terminated as a result, eventually making a new account. However that account would end up getting hacked too since WigWav gave [[Special:MyLanguage/Patryk|Patryk]] a so-called "anti-virus".

[[Special:MyLanguage/Patryk|Patryk]] tried simply enabling Two-Factor Authentication (2FA) on that account, but it seemed to fail, leading to the decision of deleting the account. Although the hacker told him not to, [[Special:MyLanguage/Patryk|Patryk]] was already having enough of the whole situation and went ahead with deleting the account. He would soon make a YouTube community post by saying that he wanted to take a break from Discord for a little while with everything going on. He would then receive a call from [[Special:MyLanguage/Wry|Wry]], pretending to be a friend from school, specifically math class, but [[Special:MyLanguage/Patryk|Patryk]] was able to tell it was him and then ended the call. Patryk then [https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxScs9SLueoLmpy2F_aUWBnqoxV00d9nNJ sent out the YouTube community post]  for all to see, causing chaos within the Gondalian community. After a huge outcry from the Gondalians and beyond, [[Patryk]] decided that it's best to just get a VPN called [https://www.tunnelbear.com/ TunnelBear], and install Discord once again, and like with the last account, enabling 2FA, this time going under the alias "Patryk (3)" aka "patryk_la_vista". He managed to find [https://x.com/WryOnTheCord Wry's account on Twitter], where he originally started to repost transgender porn, later stopping and eventually [https://x.com/WryOnTheCord/status/1820646019731779693 coming out to be actually transphobic] and moved on to post lighthearted shitposts, and mention [[Patryk]] here and there in a few of his Tweets. There was also a hack of Patryk's [https://columbinemassacre.forumotion.com/forum Columbine Forums] account, but luckily he was able to retrieve it. However, this didn't stop [[Patryk]] though, because he had another trick up his sleeve. Gabeolo gave Wry's address to [[Patryk]] in the server, and came up with the perfect plan to get back at Wry. He decided to send a letter to him, with a picture of him without a shirt on and wearing his [[wikipedia:Guy_Fawkes_mask|V for Vendetta (aka "Anonymous") mask]], just like what he did to Stndpzng, and a CD with a song that he and Connor made, called "Wry Is a fag". [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWrDuMRs-_o He then sent off the letter he made on August 9th], waiting to see if it will ever get a response back. Eventually, Wry (under an alt account called "cocktailshaker") and some of his friends from the [[Federal Troll Agency]] would join HGE and join a voice call to confront Patryk about sending the letter, making fun of him for doing so and later learning that it wasn't Wry that hacked him, it turned out to be another ghost named [https://irony.wiki/wiki/The_Curse_of_Amber_Hill "Amber"] instead.  

On a seemingly random night server owner #2 and leader of the friend group [[Heckknok]] AKA Voltaire AKA Gobulon left nearly every server he was in. This came at a lot of people's surprise but the oldest of fags knew that Connor has been bipolar since his birth. Many people were rightfully afraid of the chaos caused by the large discordian power vacuum, for although he kept in contact with a chosen few Gondalians he seemed as if he would be gone forever. While no one knew why he had done this, we later learned that the action was sprung upon by one of Wry's greatest homosexuals, Jake101, after a conversation about some gay and retarded Miguelian bullshit. While he seems to be missing for now, some say he still has eyes in Gondalia and the general Irony Server scene, ruling it from the shadows... This may not be the last time we hear of this Cordian legend... ...  ....

[[Sussyjamaica|Sigma Rizzus]] believed that creating a [https://holygondalempire.replit.app/ website] for Gondal would be a great idea to keep Gondalians connected in case of something bad ever happening to the server. He stated that the purpose of the website was to "expand Gondal", meaning that he wanted to create other safe spaces for Gondalians to expand the presence of Gondal everywhere.  He also decided to create a news source for the server called BGN, which stands for Basic Gondal News. However, it appears that every article written on the BGN is only from his point of view, which could lead to misinformation and missing pieces in the information being shared. Although the website was a work in progress, [[Sussyjamaica|Sigma Rizzus]] would end up deleting the website after getting his council removed for attempting to nuke the server. Eventually, this website was reinstated and has been running to this day but there has been no reported work done on it.  

On September 1st, [[Sussyjamaica|Sigma Rizzus]], Infamous [https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gay%20pedophile Chaser] and NIGGER, pinged everyone and announced that he would be kicked out by his parents and wouldn't be able to stay on the server. This didn't come to anyone's surprise, but people quickly went to asking why he was getting kicked out of his house. He explained that he "spent $900 out of his parents' money without their permission," which led to a rumor being started by [[Everr]] that he had been kicked out for spending all his parents' money on femboy hentai games on Steam. He would try and deny it, saying he spent the money on [https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Australium_weapons TF2 Australiums] (which is probably an even worse thing to spend your money on), but the rumor continued when [[Greasebeast]] changed his Steam profile to mirror [[Sussyjamaica|Sigma Rizzus]]' Discord name and gifted [[Everr]] a copy of a femboy hentai game called [https://store.steampowered.com/app/2772650/I_got_GOONED_by_a_FEMBOY/ "I got GOONED by a FEMBOY"]. [[Everr]] would then join VC and stream the game, saying that [[Sussyjamaica|Sigma Rizzus]] has given it to him.<gallery>