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Hans is a infamous Tejano-Gondalian-Kevinian-Hansian Politician, Media Personality and Tycoonist who came to revelance during Gondal: From The Ashes, but was in both the original Kevinia and [[Gondal|Summer Gondal]]. He served in most roles of the Gondalian government in G:FTA, famously being the president after the trollmaster coup.  
Hans is a Gondalian-Kevinian politician, Famous Media Personality, tycoonist, and ex-dreamsexual, who came to relevance during [[Gondal: From The Ashes]], but was in both the original Kevinia and [[Gondal|Summer Gondal]]. He served in most roles of the Gondalian government in [[Gondal: From The Ashes|G:FTA,]] famously accepting the role as President of the server after the Trollmaster coup to implement more accepting policies. {{Infobox user
| name = Hans
| discordtag = xcriticalhans
| discordid = 855711345235197952
| servers = [[Holy Gondal Empire]], [[Gondal: From The Ashes]], [[Kevinia]], [[NBA ALL STARS]] (formerly), [[Hans Tank Brigade]] (formerly), [[Red Cup Conspiracy]],
[[r/dreamgender]] (formerly), [[Dreamsexuals United]] (formerly)
| redditname = u/MrWoozieHans
| othernames = xCriticalHans. CriticalHans, Prime Minister of Kevinia, Dreamgender Supersoldier
| gender = Male
| steam = https://steamcommunity.com/id/criticalhans/
}}


== Alleged Homosexuality ==
== The Beginning (April - July 2021) ==
Even though he was infamously gondalian, Hans harbored a secret that he feared would jeopardize everything he had worked for. Behind the public persona of a dedicated politician, Hans had a private life that he kept hidden from the public eye. He had a deep affection for femboys, an attraction that he knew would be controversial if exposed.
After getting out of a long-term relationship, Hans was looking to expand his social circle and find other people who shared common interests with him. He joined multiple small servers to find new people to hang out with, but it never truly clicked. Eventually, he would come across a certain individual named [[Everr]], with whom he formed a close bond after meeting him off of the Yggdrasil bot's userphone feature. Together, they trolled in and messed with a server filled with 14-year-olds who were all in some sort of uncanny polygamous relationship with each other. Hans also decided to invite one of his own friends that had a nuke bot to that server in hopes of getting it deleted for their weird behavior. His friend would go on to nuke the entire server by deleting and making new channels that were all called "bhops-in-and-cums". Throughout the chaos, he also met Lily, who was affiliated with the Gondal lore, and invited him to [[Gondal|Summer Gondal]].  


For years, Hans managed to keep his private life discreet. He frequented underground clubs where he could be himself without fear of judgment or scrutiny. There, he found solace and connection with individuals who accepted him for who he was. Among them was [[Metsavana]], a charming and intelligent femboy who captured Hans's heart.
== Before Gondal: From The Ashes ==
Hans is very integral to Kevinia lore, creating the server "NBA ALL STARS" which [[Everr]] and most Hans GC Members were based in. After his 2017 account got deleted, he decided to create "Hans Tank Brigade," and later the "Hans GC," a group chat containing those who would eventually play a crucial role in [[Gondal: From The Ashes]].


One fateful night, Hans and Metsavana were at a private gathering when Keempa, always on the lookout for a scandal, happened to be in the vicinity. Keempa, recognizing Hans, saw an opportunity for a sensational story. With a hidden camera, Keempa captured intimate moments between Hans and Metsavana, moments that would soon be splashed across headlines.
== Gondal: From the Ashes ==
 
Hans joined [[Gondal: From The Ashes]] from his friend Trollmaster, and was the first Kevinian to move to the server. He was made vice president during Trollmaster's presidency, and eventually became president after he was couped, with [[Everr]] serving as his vice president.
The next morning, the server woke up to a media frenzy. Headlines screamed about Hans's "scandalous" affair, and general chat was ablaze with opinions. Hans's opponents seized the opportunity to discredit him, calling for his resignation and questioning his integrity.
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Latest revision as of 06:58, 25 July 2024

Hans is a Gondalian-Kevinian politician, Famous Media Personality, tycoonist, and ex-dreamsexual, who came to relevance during Gondal: From The Ashes, but was in both the original Kevinia and Summer Gondal. He served in most roles of the Gondalian government in G:FTA, famously accepting the role as President of the server after the Trollmaster coup to implement more accepting policies.

Hans
User info
Discord tagxcriticalhans
Discord ID855711345235197952
ServersHoly Gondal Empire, Gondal: From The Ashes, Kevinia, NBA ALL STARS (formerly), Hans Tank Brigade (formerly), Red Cup Conspiracy, r/dreamgender (formerly), Dreamsexuals United (formerly)
Reddit nameu/MrWoozieHans
Also known asxCriticalHans. CriticalHans, Prime Minister of Kevinia, Dreamgender Supersoldier
IRL info
GenderMale
Gaming
Steamhttps://steamcommunity.com/id/criticalhans/

The Beginning (April - July 2021)[edit | edit source]

After getting out of a long-term relationship, Hans was looking to expand his social circle and find other people who shared common interests with him. He joined multiple small servers to find new people to hang out with, but it never truly clicked. Eventually, he would come across a certain individual named Everr, with whom he formed a close bond after meeting him off of the Yggdrasil bot's userphone feature. Together, they trolled in and messed with a server filled with 14-year-olds who were all in some sort of uncanny polygamous relationship with each other. Hans also decided to invite one of his own friends that had a nuke bot to that server in hopes of getting it deleted for their weird behavior. His friend would go on to nuke the entire server by deleting and making new channels that were all called "bhops-in-and-cums". Throughout the chaos, he also met Lily, who was affiliated with the Gondal lore, and invited him to Summer Gondal.

Before Gondal: From The Ashes[edit | edit source]

Hans is very integral to Kevinia lore, creating the server "NBA ALL STARS" which Everr and most Hans GC Members were based in. After his 2017 account got deleted, he decided to create "Hans Tank Brigade," and later the "Hans GC," a group chat containing those who would eventually play a crucial role in Gondal: From The Ashes.

Gondal: From the Ashes[edit | edit source]

Hans joined Gondal: From The Ashes from his friend Trollmaster, and was the first Kevinian to move to the server. He was made vice president during Trollmaster's presidency, and eventually became president after he was couped, with Everr serving as his vice president.