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== Season 1: From the Ashes (April 11th, 2024 - April 29th, 2024) == Season 1 was the start of the server, Named season 1 retrospectively. Season 1 was the most peaceful period in the servers history, mostly growing with little drama occuring. === Elections (April 12th, 2024) === The first form of elections came on April 12th, 2024 with the Council members being elected. 5 council members were elected: dfdf21, Nephosylis, Z3TA, kyle, and kebab. A day later, the first political parties of the server were formed, being Trollmaster's BLM (Blox Lives Matter), Tyrone's EO3V (Enigma of 3 Virtues), Patryk's TAP (The Autism Party), and Joe's TPP (The People's Party), Letting the parties recruit members before the presidential election on the 19th. === The Yandere Astolfo (April 13th, 2024) === "The Yandere Astolfo" was an event autistically dubbed by server retard [[Patryk|Patryk Kornatowski]] in which Gondalian Female Astolfo forced Patryk to write a poem confessing his love for her at the threat of suicide.<gallery widths="180" heights="180"> File:Astolfo Threatening Suicide (1 of 3).png|alt= File:Astolfo Threatening Suicide (2 of 3).png|alt= File:Astolfo Threatening Suicide (3 of 3).png|alt= </gallery> [[File:Help astolfo... please..png|thumb|283x283px]]Patryk, scared shitless by the idea of losing his dear trans kween, begged the mainly American demographic of the server to call the cops on Astolfo for her cord suicide. Seeing that his efforts to save his beautiful HSTS by getting her put in an asylum were in vain, Patryk quickly hopped onto poets.org to steal a romantic poem to appease her, beautifully working on his masterpiece that he totally stole.<blockquote>O my Luve is like a red, red rose That's newly sprung in June; O my Luve is like the melody That's sweetly played in tune. So fair art thou, my bonnie lass, So deep in luve am I; And I will luve thee still, my dear, Till a' the seas gang dry. Till a' the seas gang dry, my dear, And the rocks melt wi' the sun; I will love thee still, my dear, While the sands o' life shall run. And fare thee weel, my only luve! And fare thee weel awhile! And I will come again, my luve, Though it were ten thousand mile.</blockquote>Patryk posted this, putting an end to his discord youngshit's plans of painting their wall red... Until it was discovered that Patryk had plagiarized the whole thing.<gallery widths="220" heights="220"> File:Plag1.png|alt= File:Plag2.png|alt= File:Plag3.png|alt= </gallery>Patryk, ashamed by the reception of his poetic debut, went back to writing, finding whatever inspiration he could, and the inspiration he found - was beautiful. It wasn't the Beatles, it wasn't any movie, and knowing Patryk it sure as hell wasn't nature - It was something better. an already published poem by Theodore Roethke. Finding his inspiration, Patryk quickly went to writing, stealing the entire poem word for word, happily publishing his work of art into the cord chat.<blockquote>[[File:Plagthegay.png|thumb|223x223px]](@Astolfo) heres a better poem I knew a woman, lovely in her bones, When small birds sighed, she would sigh back at them; Ah, when she moved, she moved more ways than one: The shapes a bright container can contain! Of her choice virtues only gods should speak, Or English poets who grew up on Greek (I’d have them sing in chorus, cheek to cheek). How well her wishes went! She stroked my chin, She taught me Turn, and Counter-turn, and Stand; She taught me Touch, that undulant white skin; I nibbled meekly from her proffered hand; She was the sickle; I, poor I, the rake, Coming behind her for her pretty sake (But what prodigious mowing we did make). Love likes a gander, and adores a goose: Her full lips pursed, the errant note to seize; She played it quick, she played it light and loose; My eyes, they dazzled at her flowing knees; Her several parts could keep a pure repose, Or one hip quiver with a mobile nose (She moved in circles, and those circles moved). Let seed be grass, and grass turn into hay: I’m martyr to a motion not my own; What’s freedom for? To know eternity. I swear she cast a shadow white as stone. But who would count eternity in days? These old bones live to learn her wanton ways: (I measure time by how a body sways).</blockquote>Patryk hit his creative peak, a trve masterpiece, beloved by all. It was totally fucking plagiarized. So, Patryk went on his way to write a real poem for Astolfo, so autistic you could tell he was the one who made it. After working away on it, he finally revealed it to the server.<blockquote>Oh my, Astolfo. don't kill yourself. I secretly love you. I want to be. in a relationship with you. a ONLINE relationship with you. I want it to be nice and calm. not like a mentally abusive and/or Yandere-like relationship. Oh my, Astolfo. Stop acting like Yuri from Doki Doki. Your not mentally well. I want you to be mentally well again. safe. and happy. Oh my, Astolfo. Please. for god's sake. don't kill yourself. please. just please. Godbless you.</blockquote>Patryk's beautiful Poem resonated with Astolfo, and she finally stopped threatening suicide. === Evan Expose (April 16th, 2024) === The Evan expose was a minor event in gfta history where server member Glizzydemon got exposed for being desperate for previously mentioned gondalian female Astolfo. Released were pictures of Evan desperate for e-pussy<gallery> File:Evan01.png|alt= File:Evan02.png|alt= File:Evan03.png|alt= File:Evansnap01.png File:Evansnap02.png File:Evansnap03.png|alt= File:Evansnap04.png|alt= </gallery> === First Presidental Election (April 17th, 2024) === [[File:Gondalresults1.png|thumb]] After 6 days of the server being open, the presidential election finally happened. It was between the 4 major parties and their leaders - and two were almost immediately disqualified. These two are Joe of the TPP for trying to rig his votes and Tyrone of the EO3V for lack of votes. In the end, Patryk won the presidency with 27 votes (21 more than the second-place party, BLM) and Joe won the vice presidency. === Second Council Election (April 20th, 2024) === After the presidential elections, The council was re-elected. The council elections were a lot different than the first - BLM had 3 people running at once as the same option (Trollmaster, Kebab, and Z3TA). During these elections, trollmaster invited Kevinians (Hans, Everr, Greasebeast, and Keempa) to the server to vote for him in the elections, even though Trollmaster later claimed to hate Kevinians. at the end, Trollmaster, Z3TA, Kebab, Astolfo and Mog won council. After the second council election, not much happened. The server was at this point just focused on growing, with the only important thing to note being the shitposting in the announcements channel, such as Heckknok informing people about a threat to the server by a "Puddle_Person"<blockquote>I just got a message from some account named Puddle_Person telling me that the puddle people are real and coming to NUKE gondalia (@everyone)</blockquote> === Second Presidental Election (April 27th, 2024) === For the second presidental elections, Ara separated them into two days, April 27th and 28. The main presidental candidates were Trollmaster, Joe and Patryk. ==== The Puddle People (April 27th, 2024) ==== [[File:Puddleplan01.png|thumb|380x380px|Trollmaster's Original Plan]] The Puddle People was a plot by BLM members Trollmaster, Everr, and Kebab to get Patryk disqualified from the elections, based on heckknok's shitpost. The plan also included Z3TA and Astolfo but was mainly the doing of Trollmaster and Everr. The plan was to frame Patryk for raiding with alts to falsely vote for him, and annoy the shit out of people so they didn't vote for him. The plan was originally created by Trollmaster but revised by Everr. [[File:Puddleplan02.png|thumb|383x383px|Everr's Update of the plan]]{{Quote|patryk gets invited to a "backup" gc for a 3dmm project on the history of gondolia, not added to the main one (there is no main one) because we are scared of the 3dmm project being leaked as there is multiple animation videos on there and its supposed to be a suprise for the whole server, with most of you as "advisors" who supervise the project to make sure if its historically accurate, he's asked if he wants to voice act and we get him to say some shit that makes him sound like he hates gondolia, we kick him from the gc and never mention the gc in his dms. might sound confusing|everr}} After filling up the group chat with fake conversations with Everr's alts, Patryk was added to the group chat and was successfully convinced to make 2 WAV files trying to imitate a deep voice saying "time is running out, freaking idiot, youve been warned, you shouldnt have messed with us!" and "hello i'm standpissing, i hate gondalia and gondalian values, im here to destroy your people, you messed with us and now youll pay the price, prepare to get doxed and harassed" A few minutes later, accounts with usernames including the prefix "puddle" joined with Patryk's invite. the accounts spammed the chats with @everyone bypasses and spammed the dms of random users, condemning them for being mean to Patryk. ==== Trollmaster-Joe Debate ==== [[File:Trollmasterjo3edebate.png|thumb|170x170px]] The Trollmaster vs Joe Debate was a VC Event in which the two main presidental elects, Joe and Trollmaster Debated in VC. The main topic of discussion in the debate was Joe's use of immigrants to vote for his party, and if they were alts or not. Heard in the call are Patryk, Greasebeast (Referred to as "Joker" due to his ironic pfp at the time), Trollmaster, Keempa, Everr, Z3TA, Joe, and Jordan. The Call lasted for 5 minutes and 30 seconds, with Joe leaving after a while. Most of the people in the call were BLM, with Joe being the only TPP member talking. Greasebeast at the beginning presents evidence that they are alts. Lots of Soundboard spam happened during the call, During the end of the call, Joe started to make fun of Trollmaster's arabic accent. [[File:Trollmasterjoedebate.mp3|thumb|1043x1043px|Trollmaster vs Joe Debate<!-- Note from Everr: My fucking keyboard didnt work at the time so i was using on-screen keyboard to type. you can hear it in the background because it makes this retarded noise when you type. you can hear me unmuting but not me talking because I didnt put my mic audio into the video. soz -->]]
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