| discordtag = mystical.wizard
| discordid = 580132814377451530
| servers = [[69SwagBalls420]]
| redditname = u/whimsicalwizard-adam
| othernames = Yarrow, Barley, Lee
| subboxes = {{Server subbox | server = 69SwagBalls420 | status = Active | roles = {{role|Admin|#00f7ff}} {{role|Local Wizard|#000000}} {{role|2nd Wizard-President of Swagcord|#8c7898}} {{role|Member of Parlianept|#f1c40f}} {{role|Pingable Mod|#e4b400}} | joined = June 16, 2023 (has since left and rejoined)}}| gender = butch transmasc (he/hymn)
| residence = Alberta, Canada
}}Adam, otherwise known as mystical.wizard on discord, is an active user of the server [[69SwagBalls420]]. This page documents mostly events from May 2025 onward, but will occasionally include previous events (If I remember what happened).
Adam has historically been a part of 4 parties; FUN (Firetamers United Nation, Disbanded), HWC (Holy Wizard Council, Disbanded), OBM (Olive Branch Movement, Disbanded), and MEOW (Magical Enchantment Orb Wizards, Current).
FUN (Firetamers United Nation)
FUN was created around March 2024. Below is the party policies of FUN;<blockquote>THE '''FIRETAMERS UNITED NATION''' (FUN) IS DEDICATED TO THE WELLBEING AND HEALTH OF THE SERVER AND ITS MEMBERS.
- To be a FIRETAMER is to tame and calm the FIRE (Fights, Insults, and Reckless Evils). This means to keep negative behavior to a minimum.
- Only taming the FIRE will lead to downfall; we must put measures in place to prevent it, as well.
- A burnt forest is no good, we must regrow it, too. This means putting activities and such in place where the people *want* to keep this server healthy; and thus the people healthy, too.
'''OUR GOALS FOR THE SERVER:'''
- Return to the idea of NOT GIVING A SWAG.
- Encourage members to not engage in FIRE (Fights, Insults, and Reckless Evils).
- Make this server not only a safe space, but a fun one too.
- More events, whether weekly, monthly, or both.
- Community submits and votes on a monthly theme, and each week there is an event/challenge corresponding to it. (NOTE: we may do a test-run/example for the first month, to give the people an idea of what is expected)
- Encourage the people to help out and volunteer.
- Less work on the moderators
- More ideas flowing in to make this server a better place.</blockquote>
HWC (Holy Wizard Council)
HWC was created early July 2024, with Adam (Barley at the time) winning the position of Vice President under it in July 2024. Below is the initial party policies of HWC.<blockquote>'''THE HOLY WIZARD COUNCIL (HWC)'''
''previously known as FUN''
'''goals and information'''
- dedicated to the wellbeing and health of the server and its members
- aims to establish transparency between staff/political leaders and members
- this will look like more active polling, encouraged community involvement, and giving more insight to members on decisions made and as to why.
- we are Girardian-focused, however you do not have to be a confirmed Girardian to join.
- that said, we aim to establish more official methods of Giradian ritual, magic, prophecy interpretation, and so on.
- encourage volunteer work from members.
- encourage Not Giving A Swag; if you are disturbed by another member, simply do as said; DGAS!
- note that if it is of greater concern than personal conflict (such as rule breaking), we will ensure this person is dealt with accordingly and justly.
- a hard outer shell to protect us, but we are able to fly and be successful
The Girardian Key: 🗝️ or ꄗ
- the "key", in a metaphorical sense, to unlock the mysteries of girard's prophecies
- for the Christo-Girardian syncretists
- magic... Mysticism... So much</blockquote>Below are the newer party policies of HWC, which occurred after OBM disbanded.<blockquote>'''THE HOLY WIZARD COUNCIL'''
🕯️ As the Holy Wizard Council, we stand by the word of Girard and the Chao-Mystic Girardian Church. We do not force others to join us in this path, but we see the teachings if Girard as something anyone may follow, Chao-Mystic Girardian or not.
1. Be strong for yourself and others around you. We all have our strengths, and we all need to uplift not only ourselves but each other.
2. Develop your life in ways that may save you from the ``pit``.
3. Loving one another is important. Leave notes of love wherever you go, literal or metaphorical.
- channel reworking for staff areas, move the pit, admin chat, senate, mod logs, etc. to a new category instead of it just being in info.
- more transparency for staff actions;
- a channel similar to <#1243174332293976095> but for server updates, fixes, etc. public mod logs will also be here (msg deletion, role additions, etc.)
- the finishing of the Chao-Mystic Girardian Church.
- more organized logging of suspicious members, gold promotions, etc. via discord forum channel or Google spreadsheet
- educational events; essentially me and volunteers teaching life skills and hobbies/arts/etc (sewing, cooking, shopping, studying, etc.) because I think it will be fun and also useful!!! <:steamhappy:1105563079401553950> <- community involvement</blockquote>
OBM (Olive Branch Movement)
OBM was a short-lived merge between HWC and SPM (which was a party ran by YEETmaster69, a former member of 69SwagBalls420) that began November 2024. Below are the party policies of OBM.<blockquote>'''OBM - Olive Branch Movement'''
''a merge of HWC, and SPM''
''adapted from HWC policies''
- Be strong for yourself and others around you; uplift yourself and one another
- Save yourself from the pit; develop your life into greatness
''a combination of HWC and SPM goals''
- make non-mod presidents unable to access mod chat
- allow senators to do a motion of no confidence if they feel a president is unfit to lead
- increased moderator transparency; open mod logs chat
- finishing and opening of the Chao-Mystic Girardian Church
- have the Durst Mandate happen every 9 months, work out logistics of it.</blockquote>
MEOW (Magical Enchantment Orb Wizards)
''Briefly known as Magical Empowerment Orb Wizards''
MEOW was created in January 2025, and is the current party affiliation of Adam's. Adam won a seat as a Parliament member under this party.
'''(July 14, 2024 - November 15, 2024)'''
The following is a table of Legislative Achievements that Adam had put forward. Taken from the [[69SwagBalls420]] wiki and memory.
|Encouraging community involvement in organizing the '''Album Exchange'''.
|Goal Accomplished, kinda, if you
squint your eyes a little bit
|Opening of the '''#❗❗-actual-announcements''' channel that only '''mods''' have access to, in order to avoid clutter.
|Passed by executive order
|The opening of a '''#girardian-order''' channel to standardize '''girardian''' religion.
|'''girard''' wins '''#🏛-the-senate'''.
|The implementation of a new rule to treat certain forms of seriousposting outside of serious channels as a 2nd-degree offense<ref>Im not going to lie i forgot if this was me or not.</ref>
|Passed by executive order
As a Member of Parliament
Below is a list of Bills that Adam proposed, in order of proposal.
!Proposed Bill Description
|make john prime minister<ref name=":0">Has since voted YES on a bill that would only allow Parliament members to become Prime Minister. Disregard this.</ref>
|style = "background: red" | Denied
|make kettle pm<ref name=":0" />
|style = "background: red" | Denied
|example: BILL 001. for organizational purposes and to make it easier to quote them if need be
|style = "background: green" | Passed
Below is a list of Bills that Adam has voted on, regardless of yes or no, in order of proposal.
!Proposed Bill Description
|not like demod him just take away his gold role idk
| style = "background: red" | Denied
|the machine god will be granted power over the server
|No (After girard had said he didnt want to, initially a yes.)
|make john prime minister<ref name=":0" />
|style = "background: red" | Denied
|make kettle pm<ref name=":0" />
|style = "background: red" | Denied
|example: BILL 001. for organizational purposes and to make it easier to quote them if need be
|style = "background: green" | Passed
|pm must be a member of parliament<ref name=":1">drastic proposition, requires Vanguard committee vote.</ref>
|make grilled cheese prime minister actually
|style = "background: green" | Passed
|Return Gambling to the Masses
|Gambling is made public again, however moderators are allowed to restrict your access to it for up to 1 day if they see fit
|''pinged a member, unsure who''
|Make banarnar mod<ref name=":1" />
|make long-time swagballer and local village hero (banarnar ping) moderator
|rename pit role to “admin”<ref name=":1" />
|surely this has nothing to do with any campaign promises
|style = "background: yellow" | Passed Parliament, Waiting For Vanguard Vote
|make it a bill<ref>in response to previous bill by Grilled Cheese</ref>
|what if we made a trigger where if you say “can i have admin” it pits you so you technically have admin role
|style = "background: yellow" | Passed Parliament, Waiting For Vanguard Vote
|rename it from bills to balls to honor the memory of my dead brother flaming testicle (right)<ref name=":2">likely a joke bill. disregard</ref><ref name=":1" />
|style = "background: yellow" | Passed Parliament, Waiting For Vanguard Vote
|Give Parliamentary members the ability to pit anyone lower than gold<ref name=":1" />
|style = "background: yellow" | Passed Parliament, Waiting For Vanguard Vote
|rename PM to “Il Duce”<ref name=":1" /><ref name=":2" />
|like poo!<ref>only in Testicle's version of the Bill</ref>
|Grilled Cheese, Testicle<ref>they both made the same bill twice.</ref>
|allow members to participate in bill creation<ref name=":1" />
|bills still only need 3 votes to pass, but now every time a bill is created, members are prompted with a vote as to whether they want to support it. If the majority vote yes, an extra vote is added to the bill.
|style = "background: yellow" | Passed, waiting for Vanguard Vote
|Goldies gazing into the abyss
|all gold roles have access to view the pit. Moderators can revoke or administer the power to send messages in it at will. Parliamentary members and other government officials are always allowed to speak there
|Encouraging the swagballian artists
|Members who make server themed artwork should be given special permissions, rather than a purely cosmetic role. Permissions might include: increased role income, a dedicated channel, and announcements access (including sending photos!)
|it's been like years and I have mod anyways, why are Homestuck words still banned
|Addition of a Bylaws section to the constitution channel
|goes over rules that are applicable to only certain channels. (example, no srs outside of srs, no hstuck outside of the asylum, etc.
|users pitted for 2.0 or 1.0 offences are automatically ungolded and must go through the golding process again if they manage to escape the pit.<ref>Amended version, used to say "users pitted for valid (non-joke) reasons are automatically ungolded and must go through the golding process again if they manage to escape the pit."</ref>
|newly escaped pitties must now wear the dishonorable @spingbifg's fuckin brimstone role until they are regolded as a display of punishment. This role will now adapt the trait of removing the user from #🗨-answers-to-qotd