Wunkcord is a moderately sized irony Discord Server, centered around the theme of funny animals. It is the official server for r/wunkus, and currently active, with over 2,000 members. It was created by Zin1X, and was created with the influence and is partnered with 69SwagBalls420.

Wunkcord
Server info
Status Active
Invite linkhttps://discord.gg/wunkus
ID1056566486442967131
Users2,000+
OwnerZin1X
Other linksr/wunkus
History
FoundedDecember 25th, 2022
FounderZin1X


History

Wunkcord was created and opened by Zin1X on December 25th, 2022. It was created for the intent of being a server for the subreddit Wunkus.

Cultural Events

Gaston Glock (April 1st, 2023)

On April 1st, 2023, Zin1X announced that he had killed the Wunkus Dog, the beloved mascot of r/wunkus and Wunkcord, and replaced him with gun manufacturer and horse semen enthusiast, Gaston Glock. Exactly one day later, he had announced that Gaston Glock had managed to resurrect the Wunkus Dog and he was reinstated as the mascot of r/wunkus and Wunkcord. This was all an elaborate April Fool's joke, and it had happened so early on that most users weren't there for the event.

@everyone Incident (June 22nd, 2023)

On June 22nd, 2023, discord user Sploinkster managed to find an exploit that allowed users to @everyone. The exploit was applied when users had the ping-wunker role, which meant that a large sum of people were able to spam @everyone. After around a couple minutes, the mod team were able to solve the issue and prevent users from using @everyone. Later, during the mod applications, Sploinkster applied to become a moderator, and was accepted, with Zin1X's judgement being questioned by the users. In reality, Sploinkster made an excellent addition to the mod team, as he was later able to find another exploit, and fixed it before any issues arose.

Psycho Girl (October 5th, 2023)

On October 5th, 2023, Zin1X suggested to add "Psycho Girl" to the current YouTube queue. This had cemented "VC gang" as a group of people within the server, as well as leading to many more inside jokes in Wunkcord and outside of Wunkcord.

Wunkcord: 1984 (November 1st - December 1st, 2023)

On November 1st, 2023, Zin1X and the rest of the moderators of Wunkcord decided to do a month-long event due to a former member, Sirfryingpan123, otherwise known as SirWunkingPan, Tanner, or "Roblox Kid". This spawned an age of oppressive darkness where any user who was found as annoying would be banned. In reality, it was more of an excuse to get rid of a couple people in the server. This event ended at the end of November, and might eventually see a return next year.

Evil Sploinkster (November 24th, 2023)

On November 24th, 2023, Zin1X and Sploinkster released the Evil Sploinkster bot into the server. The bot is a custom-made Discord bot that has a random insult generator, an automatic cropping tool, as well as other features.

Rules

The rules for Wunkcord were posted on December 25th, 2022, and (as of September 14th, 2023) are as follows:

  1. wunkus
  2. dont be an asshole
  3. no nfsw content (links, videos, images, or discussions that go too far, and obviously "thugposting" and "gooning" (not even funny), anything related to that which has been listed already)
  4. have fun or else
  5. also dont say slurs. wunk6 will not let you
  6. dont be annoying or discuss politics for too long
  7. this is an english only server (keep the discussion in english)
  8. yalls really need to shut up about gooning
  9. always draw jumbo josh in gartic phone
  10. keep it serious in #serious, dm @mantisrep or @warhg for access to the serious channel (this is to prevent trolling)
  11. Jolly Times!

Rule 11 was added during Wunkcord 1984, but then changed on December 1st to say "Jolly Times!".

The rules are often changed or edited, as more situations have come up that needed clarifying.

Inside Jokes

This section is devoted to the many inside jokes of Wunkcord.

Glorps

(spatium animalis – space animals)

History

On August 7th, 2023, Zin1X first opened the channel #glorp-planet. On December 5th, 2023, it was shut down due to inactivity. It has since been moved to the Archive Hole. It is thought that the channel may have existed longer than August 7th due to user warhg's message: "oh shid it´s public" making it seem like warhg might have known of the existence of that channel for longer.

The first ever time the word "glorp" was used was on June 22nd by user Blobama in the message: "zeep glorp"[1] answering a message from user 1niels1 speaking in Dutch.[2]

On August 29 announced that anyone who has glorped a wunk gets a role. That role being the Glorp unit role. The role was thought about by user your ̠local ̠bus.

Sub species

The standard Glorp has many sub species. They include but are not limited toː Glongs. A full list on known types of glorps, as of October 17th, is listed below.

  • Glongus
    • Creatures with blue fur, often resembling cats.
  • Zongus
  • Florpua

Roles

Roles are a unique factor that separates Wunkcord from a lot of other servers. As of December 5th, 2023, there are 48 different roles. They are as follows:

  • Staff
    • owner
    • admin
    • Moderator
    • baby mod
    • wunkus machine
      • Bots are given this role
  • Honorary Roles
    • Server Booster
    • First 50
    • Certified Wunkster
      • Awarded to users after being noticed as active by a baby mod/mod/owner
    • glorp unit
      • Awarded to users after doing a noticable Glorp
    • Subreddit Owner
    • subreddit mod
    • sploinkster fan club
    • i can act rather serious at times
      • Gives access to a "serious" channel
    • definitely does not have secret powers
  • Unique Roles
    • Fungus Council
    • blenny
    • certified first wunkuser
    • 6/22/23 @everyone incident
    • brittle star enthusiast
    • The glorp master
    • honorary cthulhu
    • cool wunk facts
    • added wunkus to a game
    • Snoring
    • honorary xertunposter
    • gluttonous
    • wunker games coordinator
    • real one
    • i LOVE minecraft psycho girl
    • iceburg creator numero uno
    • cool shades dealer
    • pilker
    • finfin
    • I GAVE MEAT EFFIGY $6!!!!!!
    • freddy fazbear
    • keith herrmann
      • Given to Keith Herrmann, the manager of development for Kinetic Content. Not to be confused with the composer of the same name.
    • grub
  • Ping Roles
    • ping-wunker
    • mod spam victim
  • Default Roles
    • Wunkioso
  • Punishment Roles
    • WORMED

Staff Roles are roles unique to staff members or bots, and give different permissions depending on the role.

Honorary Roles are given to members who meet certain criteria, such as being a subreddit moderator or making a glorp edit in the #glorp-planet channel.

Unique Roles are completely unique to a singular person or small group of people, and will color someone's name, except in rare circumstances.

Ping Roles are used to ping specific groups of people, usually for announcements.

Default Roles are the roles given when someone joins, allowing them access to channels and coloring their name.

Punishment Roles are used by Moderators and Baby Mods to punish certain users, based off of their behavior.

Users

Admins

The current list of Wunkcord Admins as of December 5th, 2023.

Moderators

The current list of Wunkcord Moderators as of December 5th, 2023.

Baby Mods

The current list of Wunkcord Baby Mods as of December 5th, 2023.

Certified Wunksters

The current Wunkcord list of Certified Wunksters as of September 14th, 2023.

  • bazinga4033
  • biggpete
  • blobama
  • bootsandcats
  • borgertman
  • cinnamoncookiecrumbs0205
  • cptbutts
  • crochampion
  • fruit0bee
  • garsmk2
  • hattedhatena
  • hellabump
  • hexular
  • jazzymason8
  • killa_kel
  • leftoverbrainpower
  • linchpin3099
  • louise.the.cat
  • lusciousluminol
  • macktheknifecaleb
  • mantisrep
  • maxiwasalreadytaken
  • meat_effigy
  • Mr2112#1287
  • mr.centipedes
  • mr.gthestoopid
  • noutoriousdumbass
  • picklelord42
  • poke0441
  • possiblymatt1
  • possiblymatt1
  • quazilla32
  • r0xicius
  • rat89
  • realdatadude
  • registela
  • shin.megami.tensei
  • simonsinclair
  • smjsilm
  • solusthesleeper
  • straggot
  • suicidalhamster
  • sup3r87
  • taskmanager_microsoft
  • text101
  • thesecond__
  • the_real_gars
  • tisqbisque
  • tomtoms64
  • typerakalatyyppi
  • uncanni
  • unseentuba
  • vegafadge
  • warhg
  • wunkilicious
  • xertun
  • yakuzzi
  • your_local_bus
  • ze__german
  • ziggyboy2.0
  • zin1x
  • zlynnmarbles
  • .splionkster
  • __dag
  1. blobama (June 6, 2023): "zeep glorp". wunkcord #chat-spot. Link
  2. 1niels1 (June 6,2023): "ik had niet verwacht dat hier nederlanders zouden zijn". wunkcord #chat-spot. Link

Retired Moderators

The current list of all Retired Moderators in Wunkcord as of December 5th, 2023.

Infamous Users

Infamous users are typically banned users who have gained infamy in Wunkcord for various reasons, such as leading raids on the server or being generally disliked by the server, or for being annoying sometimes.

  • Sirfryingpan123
  • Willy Wunka
  • localhookereater