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[[File:Biggestmistakeofalltime.jpg|thumb|320x320px|The end of FTA’s ownership of the Cum Vanity.]]
[[File:Biggestmistakeofalltime.jpg|thumb|320x320px|The end of FTA’s ownership of the Cum Vanity.]]
[[File:MrpieOPPING.png|left|thumb|590x590px|MrPie talking crazy on the FTA after CIA nuked Cum.]]
[[File:MrpieOPPING.png|left|thumb|590x590px|MrPie talking crazy on the FTA after CIA nuked Cum.]]
Bangshakalaka and Peternity, a popular meme YouTuber, have been discussing a vanity trade for a while. Peternity would get the cum vanity and FTA would get the cock vanity for a bit and each side would decide whether to keep it or give it back.  
Bangshakalaka and [[Peternity (user)|Peternity]], a popular meme YouTuber, have been discussing a vanity trade for a while. [[Peternity (user)|Peternity]] would get the cum vanity and FTA would get the cock vanity for a bit and each side would decide whether to keep it or give it back.  


On April 28th, 2021, MrPie, an old friend of Peternity's and failed meme YouTuber, hears about this news and decides that he would steal the cum vanity for himself. He pretended to be a middleman between Peternity and FTA and contacted some of FTA's admins telling them it was time to switch the vanity. Most of the FTA admins were skeptical and none of them acted upon his requests, waiting for Bang's permission. This was until Jake101 believed Mrpie completely and gave him the vanity. MrPie took the vanity for himself and put it on his server "Dababy".  
On April 28th, 2021, MrPie, an old friend of Peternity's and failed meme YouTuber, hears about this news and decides that he would steal the cum vanity for himself. He pretended to be a middleman between Peternity and FTA and contacted some of FTA's admins telling them it was time to switch the vanity. Most of the FTA admins were skeptical and none of them acted upon his requests, waiting for Bang's permission. This was until Jake101 believed Mrpie completely and gave him the vanity. MrPie took the vanity for himself and put it on his server "Dababy".  
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The chart in question depicted a strong decline in daily messages in the server. SAN returns for the first time since the earliest days of the Theno Empire and begins his plan to become the king of the Gondals and to eliminate the members of The Federal Troll Agency. His first part of his plan was to convince Unspiteful to nuke. This ended up succeeding and Unspiteful gave this excuse:
The chart in question depicted a strong decline in daily messages in the server. SAN returns for the first time since the earliest days of the Theno Empire and begins his plan to become the king of the Gondals and to eliminate the members of The Federal Troll Agency. His first part of his plan was to convince Unspiteful to nuke. This ended up succeeding and Unspiteful gave this excuse:


''"It wasn’t mainly bc people were rebelling but bc Connor [Heckknok] is doing his annoying ass “mwuhahaha... I am evil an work for the Soviet YumYum” shit + I’m busy irl"''
''"It wasn’t mainly bc people were rebelling but bc Connor'' [Heckknok] ''is doing his annoying ass “mwuhahaha... I am evil an work for the Soviet YumYum” shit + I’m busy irl"''


The server is rebuilt and Heckknok leaves the community once again. New Emperor elections are hosted and [[Wry]] ends up winning this one. He briefly brings the server back to its full potential but is eventually demoted. An attempt to settle the differences between Gondal and FTA was made on April 3rd, 2021, by Bangshakalaka and Theno teaming up to make a new server called TOGFTA where members from both Gondal and FTA could come together and have fun. The idea was short lived as it died in pretty much less than a day. Heckknok returns and when he sees this, he goes on a rant on how Theno is going soft and such.
The server is rebuilt and Heckknok leaves the community once again. New Emperor elections are hosted and [[Wry]] ends up winning this one. He briefly brings the server back to its full potential but is eventually demoted. An attempt to settle the differences between Gondal and FTA was made on April 3rd, 2021, by Bangshakalaka and Theno teaming up to make a new server called TOGFTA where members from both Gondal and FTA could come together and have fun. The idea was short lived as it died in pretty much less than a day. Heckknok returns and when he sees this, he goes on a rant on how Theno is going soft and such.
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Heckknok's ideology has been interpreted in various ways. He would often give speeches that would have conflicting ideas with other speeches he has given. His first and most infamous speech goes as follows:
Heckknok's ideology has been interpreted in various ways. He would often give speeches that would have conflicting ideas with other speeches he has given. His first and most infamous speech goes as follows:


''“It's been a very good two or so weeks in this server. I've very much, uh, enjoyed this server and theres some good- been some good moments and stuff, but uh let us take a second and not reflect on the past and really good on the future. We must betray the past that our forefathers went on. No longer must we be compared to the great Theno Empire that once stretched across the land. We must be greater. We must cast off our ideals on once being Theno Empire members and understand what it means to be a Gondal. The Gondal Empire must grow. Recently history has been repeating itself. If history seems to guide our path then we gotta cast off our path now, for a new [INAUDIBLE]. We have to forge our own path as The Gondal Empire and not the Theno Empire's successor. We aren't just a other Irony Server or another edgy satire server. We truly have something greater. Great potential that extends way farther past what the Theno Empire once had. Instead of trying to repeat the past, we should learn from [INAUDIBLE] and change our future. If all of you understand and heed these words, then we will journey to the unexplored! We will reach the undefined! We will reach Negative Zero. This is the path, the path that would lead us to leading out what it means to be a Gondal. I love this server, thank you, goodbye. El, psy, kongroo.”''
''“It's been a very good two or so weeks in this server. I've very much, uh, enjoyed this server and theres some good- been some good moments and stuff, but uh let us take a second and not reflect on the past and really good on the future. We must betray the past that our forefathers went on. No longer must we be compared to the great Theno Empire that once stretched across the land. We must be greater. We must cast off our ideals on once being Theno Empire members and understand what it means to be a Gondal. The Gondal Empire must grow. Recently history has been repeating itself. If history seems to guide our path then we gotta cast off our path now, for a new'' [INAUDIBLE]''. We have to forge our own path as The Gondal Empire and not the Theno Empire's successor. We aren't just a other Irony Server or another edgy satire server. We truly have something greater. Great potential that extends way farther past what the Theno Empire once had. Instead of trying to repeat the past, we should learn from'' [INAUDIBLE] ''and change our future. If all of you understand and heed these words, then we will journey to the unexplored! We will reach the undefined! We will reach Negative Zero. This is the path, the path that would lead us to leading out what it means to be a Gondal. I love this server, thank you, goodbye. El, psy, kongroo.”''


Negative Zero in this sense, means to become something greater. El psy kongroo is a saying that comes from the anime Steins;Gate that Heckknok has used at the end of almost all of his speeches. Later on, Heckknok would use the phrase Negative Zero to talk about a state in which you should not care what others do or say.
Negative Zero in this sense, means to become something greater. El psy kongroo is a saying that comes from the anime Steins;Gate that Heckknok has used at the end of almost all of his speeches. Later on, Heckknok would use the phrase Negative Zero to talk about a state in which you should not care what others do or say.
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