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== New Gondalia (March 7th, 2021 - April 24th, 2021)== The existence of the server would first be revealed on March 6th, 2021, when Theno, King Cokc, Heckknok, and a few others who had no idea New Gondalia was under construction were messing around in a random server in which they pretended they were going to remodel it to become the next Gondal server. Keep in mind that they had absolutely no power in this server and were just joking around. The actual people with power in the server got worried by these claims for some reason and ended up deleting the server. Without even trying the Gondal's led to the destruction of another innocent server. Theno would reveal that a new server was actually in the works and would open it to the public on March 7th, 2021. ===Political Parties === [[File:TPANG.png|thumb|The cover art to Kendrick Lamar's "To Pimp A New Gondalia".]] The server managed to obtain 100 members on the first day of its opening. Many new members joined including a user named Kendrick Lamar who was liked by pretty much everyone. He ran in the server's first elections but lost due to voting fraud. The first political parties are formed with the major ones being NAFI, a leftist party ran by Heckknok and Ara who were definitely not known for their leftist values, CPP, a party ran by King Cokc which would house some of the most prominent members of former servers such as Unspiteful, and finally TPAB, a very left leaning party ran by Kendrick Lamar which housed many members closely affiliated with The Federal Troll Agency. TPAB and NAFI would become rival parties as Heckknok was extremely anti FTA. A user named Whistle Blower would join on March 10th and spam a Google Doc that contained message: ''"J.P.A Contrium'' ''3/10/XX21'' ''“Triston Armeli”'' ''870-304-9038'' ''The TPAB party is working with FTA to nuke, they have been spies for a while, certain members have been known to be working with Bangshakalaka for a long time, Kendrick Lamar is not a puppet of Wry, but is instead the biological clone with DNA of Bangshakalaka made in a secret cloning center underneath the ruins of the old Thenopolis castle. Specific members such as Wry and Jake101 are sleeper agents working to take over the server and make FTA the only world power. I only have so long before this message gets out and I’m found and banned. Theno bless Gondalia."'' This led to a lot of panic throughout the server and a permanent stain on Kendrick Lamar's name. He would attempt to regain the public's trust by releasing an album titled "To Pimp a New Gondalia" which featured many of the most prominent members of the server. On March 14th, a very unpopular user named Amo (formerly known as "Bobux Giver") would run for the final spot as High Council. He was accused of rigging the election as many people who chose to not enter their name on the Google Forms happened to vote for him. He would also be accused of paying for people to vote for him as he was well known for giving away money. Eventually, after much backlash from the server's members, he was disqualified from the poll and ever running again. Soon after, a user named ETA Leader joined and claimed that he was going to topple the supposed "Theno kings" that controlled everything that happened in the server and planned the lore of the server in advance. The user must've been a member for a while since he knew about both Markarus and SAN which he claimed he would revive on March 17th. He started his own political party called the ETA party which gained support from many FTA members such as Gallium and Gasolina. ===March 17th=== [[File:March17th.png|thumb|Someone warning Jake101 of the events that will take place on March 17th.|left]] The day where doom is said to take place in all irony and Gondal servers, is quickly approaching. Infamous user NotAlexVeng, known for being one of the attackers during the 10/12 FTA nuke, claims that [[Wry]] will be the main controller of March 17th. He would spread these rumors far and wide to servers not even related to New Gondalia. Heckknok would leave the community again but would return not too long after. A lot of alt accounts start coming out of nowhere to warn people of March 17th and to take screenshots out of context to attempt to character assassinate some of the most important members of the server, especially [[Wry]]. Amo would attempt to start a revolution against Theno claiming that he was robbed of his place as High Council, but nobody cared. March 17th would begin earlier than expected. On March 15th, the FTA was nuked which led to much celebration throughout New Gondalia. The very next day, Bangshakalaka blackmailed Mamba into giving him permissions to be able to nuke the server. This would prove Whistle Blower's document true leading to all members of the TPAB party to be banned from the server. This included members such as [[Wry]], Jake101, and more. Most eventually get unbanned. The Real March 17th would be a little less eventful than the days before. King Cokc managed to bait a lot of extremely far right individuals with his series "School Academy For Girls and Boy". They spammed some extremely gruesome gore and would not be punished for it as there were no rules on March 17th. They eventually got bored but said that they would return with phase 2 soon which never happened. Markarus made a return and was given owner for the day. The server was extremely chaotic under his rule as there were no rules and simply the fact that he was Markarus. Kendrick Lamar left the server and would never return. The server was rebuilt and returned to normalcy following the events of March 17th and the days prior. New parties are formed during this time. Gallium's GOATED party replaces the TPAB party, TROJ is formed by Jesus, and NAFI is exposed for not being truthful about their political views. NAFI gets replaced by Unspiteful's MGGA which becomes the new main party of the server. Elections were hosted on March 22nd, 2021, and they were quite eventful. The elections were for Emperor, Vice Emperor, and High Council. There was an incredible amount of rigging happening as people found out you could submit more than one Google Form. The most intense election were the Vice Emperor elections which was Chilldown vs VaultBoy. Vaultboy was a very well liked member from the Theno Empire and Chilldown was a user who joined from [[Irony Hub]]. Chilldown wins and a VC event is started. Jelly starts spamming that she is becoming mod which many found amusing. People start spamming horrible things towards Chilldown since he was one of the most hated members of all time. The admins even decide to unban Bangshakalaka, owner of the FTA, so he could also spam horrible things against Chilldown since he was the original Chilldown hater. This would be the biggest spam event throughout any server of all time. The chat was moving so fast that it started to lag for many users. All of this protesting would lead to Chilldown getting demoted. Jelly would become an infamous user after this day after some of her actions. She created an alter ego for herself named "Evil Jelly" which she would transform into sometimes to say some terrible things. She was in a groupchat called "Old York Sexcity" which she made a server based off of. Little did she know Old York Sex City was already a server in Theno history. Kendrick Lamar was enlisted to help nuke her server. He came back for that day only to create a bot named "Jelly Bot" which was used to nuke the server to completion. Jelly makes Old York v2 which was nuked by Trollmaster using Clearerbot. Old York v3 is made and Kendrick Lamar joins it. He begs for forgiveness by claiming that a user named Mark Dice forced him to do it. He is given admin back but Mark Dice hears about this and joins the server to spam Kendrick's address. This leads to Kendrick nuking because he believed Jelly snitched to Mark Dice. Old York v4 is created and Kendrick somehow nukes again. Old York v5 is made and is nuked by Trollmaster using the same method as the second server. This nuke would be much weaker than the other ones and the server would end up surviving. ===Unspiteful’s Gondalia === The day after the elections on March 23rd, 2021, the winner of the Emperor election was announced. The new Emperor of New Gondalia was Unspiteful with Heckknok as his vice. Unspiteful would do very little as Emperor which lead Heckknok to make a speech. The speech read: ''"It's been a week since unspiteful got Emperor, and personally I'm disappointed. Disappointed not only in the new Emperor, but myself for believing that unspiteful would be the right choice to rule over us. I WANT YOU TO LOOK AT THIS CHART AND ASK YOURSELF NOW, IS THIS THE NEGATIVE ZERO THAT YOU WANTED? unspiteful has not only ruined our activity but he has been playing us from the very beginning, HE HATES gondals because of this community his relationships with all of his friends are in tatters, HE'S BEEN PLAYING US THE ENTIRE TIME, I would like to point out the details of the nutsij nuke, where it was unspiteful who drove him to nuke, and the fact that unspiteful added the rpgbot that caused the decline of the gondal empire, if he doesn't hate us, he's not a bad person, just a terrible leader, charismatic as hell, but the decisions he makes will ruin the server, our withering pride, and our meaning as gondals. The age of irony and satire were both shit, I give up on both, I don't give a shit if you're ironic or satirical, we're all gondals. And so I propose the TRUE GONDAL AGES. REMEMBER OUR HISTORY, remember the fun times, AND NEVER FORGET UNSPITEFUL'S GREAT FAILURE!'' ''El.'' ''Psy.'' ''Kongroo."'' The chart in question depicted a strong decline in daily messages in the server. SAN returns for the first time since the earliest days of the Theno Empire and begins his plan to become the king of the Gondals and to eliminate the members of The Federal Troll Agency. His first part of his plan was to convince Unspiteful to nuke. This ended up succeeding and Unspiteful gave this excuse: ''"It wasn’t mainly bc people were rebelling but bc Connor'' [Heckknok] ''is doing his annoying ass “mwuhahaha... I am evil an work for the Soviet YumYum” shit + I’m busy irl"'' The server is rebuilt and Heckknok leaves the community once again. New Emperor elections are hosted and [[Wry]] ends up winning this one. He briefly brings the server back to its full potential but is eventually demoted. An attempt to settle the differences between Gondal and FTA was made on April 3rd, 2021, by Bangshakalaka and Theno teaming up to make a new server called TOGFTA where members from both Gondal and FTA could come together and have fun. The idea was short lived as it died in pretty much less than a day. Heckknok returns and when he sees this, he goes on a rant on how Theno is going soft and such. [[File:Newgondaliadelete.png|left|thumb|The tragic news that many Gondal elites recieved on April 24th, 2021.]] A big change comes to the server in the form of the ending of elections. The server now has a set mod and admin list that would not change unless it was for a good reason. Morty, a user from Old York mini nukes by banning around 20 members which wasn't too detrimental to the server. The server manages to partner with a large server with the vanity gg/ratio which brings the server member count to nearly what it was before the Unspiteful nuke. Heckknok gains power again and nukes since he is mad that Chilldown was at such a high role. When Theno got online Heckknok was banned, and his entire friend circle left with him. This included people such as Unspiteful, Nutsij, Cyan, Notalexveng, and more. Together they made a server called Dillhole which would become a big competitor for New Gondalia. This was mainly due to a nuke on New Gondalia by Gasolina who nuked and banned around 150 people on mobile in mere minutes. This made New Gondalia and Dillhole about the same member wise. The server gets rebuilt and continues to grow with cool events happening every couple days. A podcast was started, and all seemed to be going well for New Gondalia. This was until an anonymous attacker got many prominent members of the server banned off Discord such as Mamba, Gabeolo, and most importantly Theno. Many believed it was Heckknok as he left every mutual server just before the bannings took place. Just a few days later on April 24th, 2021, New Gondalia was banned off Discord.
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