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===The Story of Sam and Kae=== | ===The Story of Sam and Kae=== | ||
On January 10, '''Samarm132''' | On January 10, '''Samarm132''' joined the server. At the time he appeared to be a common subreddit member. Although his name remained unknown, he had been discussed previously on the server, or rather, a post of his on '''r/ihaveihaveihavereddit''', was discussed, with '''Gladiux''' commenting on the declining quality of that subreddit. | ||
[[File:SamForeshadowing.png|left|thumb|366x366px|A discussion of one of '''Sam'''<nowiki/>'s posts, a few weeks before he decided to join the server. At the time an insignificant event | [[File:SamForeshadowing.png|left|thumb|366x366px|A discussion of one of '''Sam'''<nowiki/>'s posts, a few weeks before he decided to join the server. At the time it was an insignificant event. Later it would become a prime example of divine irony, given the moderator that had started the discussion, '''Gladiux'''.]] | ||
[[File:360 monitor.png|thumb|The curved computer monitor belonging to one Samarm132 | [[File:360 monitor.png|thumb|The curved computer monitor belonging to one Samarm132. It is so wide that it forms a semicircle around the user, who, even with a complete turn of the head, will not be able to see both ends of it in a single glance. To those without functioning eyes, I feel deeply sorry for you, as you will never see something so indescribably comical that it prompted me to place it in a tangentially related wiki article.]] | ||
Soon | Soon it came to be known that '''Sam''', as he will be referred to for the rest of the article, was not a complete stranger, as he revealed that he knew '''Berkabitz''', a Reddit user that we jokingly suggested was in a relationship with '''Moe''' due to the unusual number of messages the pair exchanged. | ||
This will become more relevant to our story as it nears its end. But in the beginning it did not matter much. '''Sam''' was quickly determined to be annoying by the '''Moederators'''. Nevertheless, he chose to stay on the server. | |||
On | On January 16, '''Berkabitz''', who will henceforth be referred to as '''Kae''', joined the server. | ||
On the same day, '''Sam''' revealed his computer monitor. This detail is not relevant to the story in any way. I just wanted to show that thing to you. The dimensions of it are absolutely comical. The more you look, the sillier it gets. The monitor is wider than the desk it sits on. The two edges of the screen seem to be following COVID-19 guidelines, there is a distance of 6 feet between the items and healthbar when looking at the UI. There is barely any space for the mouse, can you imagine the DPI on that thing? It is absolutely insane in every possible way and it has to be shared with the world. | |||
[NOTES FOR THE FUTURE: change | The server became more active than it had ever been before as '''Kae''' and '''Sam''' started exchanging messages. With the '''SwagBalls moderators'''<ref>'''Meme_Alt_Account''' and '''Lin'''.</ref> and '''Moe''' remaining active in the following days, the server reached a new level of activity, unparalleled even by the days of '''r/place'''. | ||
Previously, a few dozen messages were sent a day, which was not terrible for a server this small, but was completely dwarfed by the by the prodigious number of messages sent by '''Sam''' and '''Kae'''. Seeing hundreds of notifications upon opening the server became the norm. | |||
[NOTES FOR THE FUTURE: change Kae's name, ask for any change concerning Sam's pronouns, continue the story until the end of the server, not according to chronological chapters] | |||
===The 9GAG conquest=== | ===The 9GAG conquest=== |