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=== The Swag Alliance=== | === The Swag Alliance=== | ||
On January 8, '''r/LesbianInsectBrothel''' was banned from Reddit.<ref>(January 8, 2023). [https://web.archive.org/web/20230108114909/https://www.reddit.com/r/lesbianinsectbrothel/ "r/lesbianinsectbrothel has been banned from Reddit"] ''Reddit''.</ref> A sudden influx of gore videos hit the subreddit | On January 8, '''r/LesbianInsectBrothel''' was banned from Reddit.<ref>(January 8, 2023). [https://web.archive.org/web/20230108114909/https://www.reddit.com/r/lesbianinsectbrothel/ "r/lesbianinsectbrothel has been banned from Reddit"] ''Reddit''.</ref> A sudden influx of gore videos hit the subreddit. The moderators, inactive accounts that hadn't logged into the website in weeks, took no action. It wasn't long before Reddit admins took matters into their own hands and destroyed the subreddit. The total destruction of such a large shitposting subreddit as a response to a situation no one could have predicted, made the moderators of other shitposting communities reconsider their approach to moderating, with new methods to stop would-be attackers being implemented across the website. '''r/69MoeLester420''' was no exception. | ||
The '''Moederators''', in their eternal wisdom, already | The '''Moederators''', in their eternal wisdom, had already devised a system to deal with the problem the shitposting community was facing. By setting up a moderation queue, every post made by a user not trusted by the mods would be automatically removed, only being shown to others if the mods deemed it worthy of seeing the front page. With the propaganda department hard at work, there was no possibility of failure. All that remained to be done was to implement the queue. | ||
And then came | And then came a simple message. | ||
[[File:IDGASlore.png|center|frame]] | [[File:IDGASlore.png|center|frame]] | ||
The gauntlet was thrown. Our honor had been besmirched and we would not stand for it. This despicable action, committed by '''r/IDONTGIVEASWAG''', was unforgivable. To steal from ''us'', the proud nation of '''MoeLester''', the thought of it disgusted us all. | |||
First, the image dumps, an incredible idea retroactively started and popularized by our great and honorable leader was stolen and repurposed as cheap entertainment for the masses of '''r/IDONTGIVEASWAG'''. | |||
Now this. The greed of '''IDGAS''' knew no end. | |||
We were left with a single option. War. | |||
However, a question remained. How did the plan fall into the hands of the enemy? | |||
We had a mole within our ranks, an imposter among us - someone we trusted dearly held no allegiance to our flag. | |||
It was '''Norman the Mormon'''. Of course that bastard did it. It all made perfect sense. A true '''Swag Giver''' surely would have confessed their misdeed right away, yet '''Norman''' remained a tough nut to crack. It was obvious where his heart was. | |||
It was of no surprise then that this information reached the ears of the leader of '''Swag Nation''', '''Meme_Alt_Account'''. Within the hour, they joined the server. Soon enough, '''Lin''', representing '''IkeaFreshBalls''', joined the server as well. | |||
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!ATTENTION! | !<big>ATTENTION!</big> | ||
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| This section has been flagged by the '''A'''utomatic '''M'''oderating '''O'''verseer '''G'''ranted '''U'''nlimited '''S'''upervision as revisionist propaganda. Do not trust what has been written in the section above. '''69MoeLester420''' has never and will never be a safe haven for Swag Givers. Anyone who claims otherwise is lying. Do not trust any evidence provided to | | This section has been flagged by the '''A'''utomatic '''M'''oderating '''O'''verseer '''G'''ranted '''U'''nlimited '''S'''upervision as ''revisionist propaganda''. Do not trust what has been written in the section above. '''69MoeLester420''' has never and will never be a safe haven for Swag Givers. Anyone who claims otherwise is lying. Do not trust any evidence provided to the contrary as it has all been fabricated by ''the enemy''. Swag Nation and '''69MoeLester420''' have stood together as allies since time immemorial (January 8, 2023). '''Lin''' and '''Meme_Alt_Account''' have both served as great allies to our cause. | ||
<sub>Glory to '''Moe Lester''' and the '''Moederators'''! Long live '''Swag Nation'''!</sub> | |||
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