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-One day, you feel the need to piss, nothing special. You head to the toilet and you start to piss. You feel relieved at first. You have been pissing for a while however, and it doesn't seem to stop. ''You did drink a lot'', you think to yourself as you continue pissing.
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-The toilet is going to overflow and your piss pressure only increases. You do the unthinkable, stop mid-stream. It hurts.
-You rush to the backyard. The piss continues. The pressure is increasing so much, that you now need to put your back to the fence to piss. you see your neighbor. He is also pissing.
-The piss becomes so pressurized, that you break the fence. When you start to fly around, so is everyone in the city.
-Planes start to crash. Cars begin to flip. Society is in complete chaos. The piss won't stop. It begins to rain piss 24/7 as people fly around, getting control of themselves.
-The world floods as there is no more land, only piss oceans.
-Even after people die, they still piss.
-What remains of the government sets up piss highways as people start to control their streams of piss.
-Elements found in piss are used to build as people begin to hover, balancing piss with the Earth's gravity, which only gets stronger as more piss falls into the piss oceans.
-In a few thousand years, everyone is dead, but still pissing. The Earth now weighs more than the sun because of everyone's piss. Suddenly, the piss becomes too much for the new star that was once Earth. Fusion of piss becomes prevalent in the core, but it is nearing its limit as the mass of piss combined with gravity make the piss so dense, it turns into a black hole.
-Everyone is still pissing, the new black hole only gets larger.
-Soon the black hole overtakes the expansion of the universe and starts to suck everything into it. The collapse of the universe is inevitable. All matter gets pulled inwards and becomes even more dense, spewing everything into another dimension, starting a new universe, and the cycle anew.{{Infobox user
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