The OKBC4 Server Museum

The Server Museum was created by Sudrex after wandering about the server, participating in the first three Trollages and meeting the various players. After settling down near the End Portal the moderator's originally used to get to the End on the first day of the server, Sudrex decided it would be beneficial to start a museum at the portal, as well as adding a blank Towny town to allow players to teleport the museum and the End in a single command.

Contents

Main Hall

  The Main Hall consisted of the entrance tower, a center room, the End portal, a side entrance to the museum's Slimefun lab, and the entrance to the Museum proper. Found wandering around the hall were some of the Shittown Lab Security, invincible iron golems spawned by xBushia for the purposes of protecting the Shittown Labs. Also found here is a Nether portal leading to the server's Nether Highway.

The Hall of Legends

     

The Hall of Legends was one of the primary halls of the museum. Within, Sudrex used player heads on armor stands with dedicated lecterns to highlight players notable to server history, for either being launch players or for other notable actions. Towny allowed tracking of player data to confirm join dates and town/nation membership. Sudrex used armor types (iron, diamond, netherite) to convey player significance even among the hall members. NOTE: Sudrex was never able to get information about all qualifying players. A full list follows:

xBushia

  • Title: Leader xBushia
  • Joined: Jan 22, 2021
  • Town: THE FINAL ORDER (mayor)
  • Nation: TOF (leader)
  • Netherited: I am afraid of what would happen if I didn't.

FUNNY100

  • Title: Seiya
  • Joined: Jan 23, 2021
  • Town: Noccia
  • Nation: NOC
  • Netherited: For performing extending hours operations and management of the discord server.

minerftxploerer05

  • Title: Archduke minerftxplorer05
  • Joined: Jan 21, 2021
  • Town: Floppa-Herzogivna (mayor)
  • Nation: PN69 (leader)
  • Netherited: For creating the most powerful weapons in existence on the server.

DoctorPenez

  • Title: Hermit DoctorPenez
  • Joined: Jan 21, 2021
  • Town: Psychedalia (mayor)
  • Netherited: For coming back to life.

Sploosh1029

  • Title: Disabled Sploosh1029
  • Joined: Jan 23, 2021
  • Town: Bosnia
  • Nation: The Bosnia Republic Empire

Sotarnicus

  • Title: [Smiley Face] Sotarnicus
  • Joined: Jan 24, 2021
  • Town: Noccia
  • Nation: NOC
  • Diamonded: For co-leading the creation of a server-wide Nether hub for travel and business.

Canitch

  • Title: Canitch
  • Joined: Jan 23, 2021
  • Town: Noccia (Sheriff, Assistant)
  • Nation: NOC

Child_Choker

  • Title: weeb Child_Choker
  • Joined: Jan 23, 2021
  • Town: Bosnia
  • Nation: The Bosnian Republic Empire

Ghanditti

  • Title: Ghanditti
  • Joined: Jan 23, 2021
  • Town: Cumland
  • Nation: CUM

Data207

  • Title: Data207
  • Joined: Jan 24, 2021
  • Town: sopa de macacostan
  • Nation: Federation of PN69

PootBoot

  • Title: Chief PootBoot Kokenayor
  • Joined: Jan 24, 2021
  • Town: Kockinkrok (mayor)
  • Naiton: Troll Cities

Gooobert

  • Title: Gooobert
  • Joined: Jan 23, 2021
  • Town: Rock Bottom
  • Nation: Texas

LlamaLover220

  • Title: CumSex LlamaLover220
  • Joined: Jan 24, 2021
  • Town: Bosnia
  • Nation: The Bosnian Republic Empire

T_O_P_T_H_O_T

  • Title: T_O_P_T_H_O_T
  • Joined: Jan 23, 2021
  • Town: Noccia
  • Nation: NOC

Mininam

  • Title: [Heart] Mininam [Heart]
  • Joined: Jan 23, 2021
  • Town: Noccia (mayor)
  • Nation: NOC (leader)

ToddDaOne

  • Title: ToddDaOne
  • Joined: Jan 27, 2021
  • Town: Noccia
  • Nation: NOC
  • Diamonded: For extraordinaty integrity and leadership while under targeted harassment and doxxing by the most notorious griefer on the server.

dziadek_max

  • Title: dziadek_max
  • Joined: Jan 24, 2021
  • Town: Noccia
  • Nation: NOC
  • Diamonded: For co-leading the creation of a server-wide Nether hub for travel and business.

Littleart0309

  • Title: Viscount Littleart0309
  • Joined: Jan 23, 2021
  • Town: biknee_botem (mayor)
  • Nation: Texas

viciousflamingos

  • Title: Dictator Vicious Flamingos
  • Joined: Jan 23, 2021
  • Town: Bosnia (mayor)
  • Nation: The Republic of Bosnia Empire (leader)

krozeder

  • Title: Trollsome krozeder
  • Joined: Jan 23, 2021
  • Town: Cheeki Breeki (mayor)
  • Nation: Squatvia (leader)

peewafer

  • Title: peewafer
  • Joined: Jan 23, 2021
  • Town: Wafertown (mayor)
  • Nation: USA (leader)

IntroVirtual

  • Title: Founder IntroVirtual
  • Joined: Jan 23, 2021
  • Town: Virgin Grotto (mayor)
  • Nation: Circulum Emundari (leader)
  • Diamonded: For creating the most used villager trading hall on the entire server, for no cost.

SimplyFwox

  • Title: >SimplyFwox
  • Joined: Jan 23, 2021
  • Town: Neko-Ville (mayor)
  • Nation: Neko-Ville (leader)

Sudrex

  • Title: Ranger Sudrex
  • Joined: Jan 23, 2021
  • Town: _ (mayor)
  • Nation: _ (mayor)
  • Diamonded: Creating a historical museum dedicated to the server. Creating many public areas and farms for the server. Leadership during times of conflict.

And All the Rest

And All the Rest was a hall dedicated to regular players, including their players heads placed in an item frame with an accompanying sign of their username and join date. Like the Hall of Legends, Sudrex was incapable of collecting information on all players who ever joined the server. The list follows:

Sexxy_Chicken

  • Joined Jan 31 2021

Rageguy1324

  • Joined Jan 25 2021

io_netty_channel

  • Joined Jan 25 2021

Gengis_Dong

  • Joined Feb 26 2021

RocksXIII

  • Joined Feb 20 2021

D4Nf6

  • Joined Feb 26 2021

GAMEIRANIAN

  • Joined Feb 23 2021

Henrydude

  • Joined Feb 21 2021

Ephonium

  • Joined Jan 25 2021

GeneralHeroMan

  • Joined Feb 25 2021

sarc420

  • Joined Feb 25 2021

Schmeatus

  • Joined Feb 20 2021

_zmei_

  • Joined Jan 25 2021

Gear15

  • Joined Feb 28 2021

44izz

  • Joined Feb 21 2021

Void_LoL

  • Joined Feb 28 2021

EthanTheRedhead

  • Joined Mar 4 2021

RatedDforDank

  • Joined Feb 26 2021

blestmango_74

  • Joined March 20 2021

M1sTerL1cKEr

  • Joined March 6 2021

Sheffie

  • Joined Mar 9 2021

Artifact Hall

The Hall of Artifacts included various notable server artifacts, including the Memories of Shittown section, server maparts, and the Shittown Reactor. Of note are the following.

Limited Edition Floppa Prints

 

The Limited Edition Floppa Prints were scattered far and wide all over the server, however this one was of note for, as the museum donation note says:

this is an important part of the server history because it is the first mappart, it is one of the original 12 that was unnamed yet and so it does not yet bear the name "limited edition floppa prints" I encourage you to display it k thnx bye

Various Other Server Mapparts

     

The Ender Dragon Egg

 

The Museum Lectern speaks for itself:

On the first day of the server, Jan 23, 2021, the moderators used their privileges to find the very portal you passed by on your way here. They went to the End, and defeated the Ender Dragon, while the rest of us were still struggling to gather wood. The moderators, as a flex on all other players, placed the egg down, mined beneath it, and allowed it to fall into the void. The original egg has been lost. This duplicate was donated by SimplyFwox, who originally received it from xBushia. It is one of the only few duplicate eggs not in a player's inventory or Ender Chest.

The Nihlwi Exhibit

 

The Nihlwi Exhibit was created after excavations uncovered Nihlwi's sword, which gathered enough notice to warrant another player coming forward to donate a copy of Nihlwi's skull, and for RocksXIII to donate his cobble block from Nihlwi's Cumland lavacast. The sword is named Nihlwi's Legacy, and the book reads as follows:

THE SKULL AND SWORD OF THE FIRST GREAT GREIFER:
NIHLWI
Nihlwi was the first major griefer of the server. We had discovered numerous smaller griefs done against Cumland, Bosnia, World Spawn, and many others. We had banned all of them and assumed the matter complete. It was not so. Further analysis showed inconsistencies in Nihlwi's testimony both in the server chat function and in the various subreddit posts he had made. We overlooked these as odd behaviors, but then he was discovered to have greifed Bosnia.
Nihlwi immediately began to downplay his crimes. He claimed that the griefs were trivial, though an identical grief done to his own town sparked a fierce emotional response as the King of Cumland. This did not sit right with some players, and further analysis showed that he lied on numerous occasions. Sudrex made a post on the subreddit about his actions, and numerous players came forward to admit further crimes of Nihlwi.
Nihlwi had been responsible for nearly all the griefs done on the server. He would ask another player to help him grief the town, then take screenshots of their actions. He used these as leverage against them to his will. When all of this came to light, Nihlwi was banned. But he did not limit his actions to the server anymore.
He took to the subreddit and posted pictures of ToddDaOne's actual face he had found on social media. this doxxing earned him a final ban from the subreddit, and since this last blow, he has only come onto the discord to harass players once, and was promptly banned.
ToddDaOne was crowned CumKing, and Nihlwi's home was destroyed. Cumland has recovered, and become one of the most influential towns in server history.
The skull of Nihlwi and his sword, Nihlwi's Legacy, sit here as a warning. Nihlwi claimed to have several alts already active on the server, and he may one day return to further plague us...
NEW ADDITION: RocksXIII donated a piece of cobble form the very Cumland lavacast that sparked the Nihlwi saga.
Messages from Lost Moderators

 

As stated in the museum lectern:

Donated by minerftexplorer05, these books exact origins are unknown, other than that they were written in Floppa-Herzogivina by DoctorPenez. Each is an original, including two copies of the Troll Singalong, both of which are 69 pages. hi is a rather simple book, but nevertheless significant.

hi was a book containing only the phrase "hi", and Troll Singalong was indeed 69 pages of "TROLOLOLOLOLOLOL...". It is unknown how DoctorPenez created such a document.

Memories of Shittown

  While still part of the Hall of Artifacts, the Memories of Shittown exhibit deserves its own listings. Items of note are:

The Armor of xBushia

 

A full enchanted set of Netherite armor named Popbob's Helmet, Popbob's sexy bra, Popbob's pooping pants, and Popbob's cum socks.

POPBOB'S ARMOR
Recovered from Shittown's Popbob Mansion
Donated by xBushia
Dated to before the First Trollage
This armor is not unique for its enchantments, which are all vanilla, but rather for its age, unique names, and its use.
A Shield from THE FINAL ORDER

THE FINAL ORDER was xBushia's new town she founded after the obliteration of shittown. This shield was used during xBushia's various activities around Shittown, and had authentic battle damage.

SHIELD OF THE FINAL ORDER
Dated to the First Trollage
Complete with Battle Damage
Donated by xBushia
YOU HAVE 30 SECONDS

 

These Wither Roses were preserved from the First Trollage.

YOU HAVE 30 SECONDS
Wither Roses form the First Trollage.
Donor would not elaborate on their purpose or origins.
The First Beacon of Shittown

 

THE FIRST BEACON OF SHITTOWN
Dated to before the First Trollage
haed and fred

 

Head and Fred were two pieces of bedrock recovered from the load moderators illegally spawned into the game.

HAED AND FRED
Two Pieces of Illegal Bedrock from the First Trollage
Donors would not elaborate on their purpose or origins.
The Crimes of Bushia

 

The Crimes of Bushia was a famous document that rather infamously started the First Trollage. The museum lectern reads as follows:

THE CRIMES OF BUSHIA
A Critical Text that helped spark the First Trollage
Donated by xBushia
The leaders of the CumZone made this text to help garner support against the percieved abuses of admin privileges of xBushia. They went to war with Shittown, which was struck down in what is now known as the First Trollage.
You will notice numerous errors, such as "hybris" and not "hubris", as well as repeated references to xBushia with male pronouns.
NOTE: CumZone is an inactive town now, and xBushia is sitll a very much active moderator.

The text of the document is as follows:

Documentation of xBushia's many crimes.
We, the citizens of the glorious Cumzone, hereby accuse shittown's mayor xBushia of heavily abusing his god-given powers of the gamemode.
He repeatedly gave lavish amounts of netherite and other valuables to the shittowners. He's also building a temple right now, using creative. A testament to his hybris!
But even worse than this self-indulgence in illegitimate wealth are his unfair methods of fighting: There's a small dispute going on between shittown and the Cumzone over a stolen block. And being the miscreant he is, Bushia just flew into the Cumbase and stole it back; the defenders having literally no chance to fight back!
So we are addressing everyone willing to listen: Even if you are a citizen of shittown and are gaining from his immoral behavior, or if you are a citizen from another nation, seemingly unconcerned with this, please, all of you - no, all of us - must take a stand against this abuse of power!
So, my brother's, raise your sword and raise your voice! Fight with us for a brughter future! And most importantly: piss, shit and cum
signed ~the leading authorities of the Cumzone
A Pre-Trollage Trade Document

To quote the museum lectern:

SHITTOWN TRADE AGREEMENT
Donated by turtle11767
Dated to Jan 22-26
This simple document is arguably one of the oldest signed books on the server, and a remnant of one of shittown's many deals with Floppa-Herzogivina, which was a moderator-only town at the time.

The text reads as follows:

Shittown owes the Great serene duchy of Floppa-Herzegovina a total of 256 clay in exchange for 64 blocks of iron 1 leather an indeterminate amount of cobblestone
Signed: Minerftexplorer05
I, ThatGuyNamedFred of Shittown, agree to this statement.
The Shittown Reactor

     

The Shittown Reactor still strikes fear into the hearts of all OKBC4 veterans everywhere. Originally located in the heart of the Shittown Labs, it would power all labratory functions, as well as occasionally trigger admin commands of unknown kind and effect. Many remember this due to the events of the Second Trollage and many of xBushia's escapades. The museum lectern reads as follows:

THE ORIGINAL SHITTOWN REACTOR
Donated by xBushia
Dated to just after the First Trolalge, and the creation of the Shittown Labs
This reactor powered all lights and equipment in the shittown labratories, and was designed and maintained by xBushia. She claims it was linked to the trollages, and must be kept fueled at all times or bad things would happen...
The reactor is still active, but has been defused (mostly). Feel free to climb up the ladder to view the various redstone components in the system.

Spare Artifacts

Some artifacts were never properly implemented into the museum, and sat in the donation bins at the time of the server's retirement. These include:

Cum Journal

Written by ToddDaOne, and donated at an unknown point in time. The text is as follows:

by ToddDaOne
Copy of Original
Journal of the CumKing
By: ToddDaOne
Feb/25/2021 Day 1
NillyWilly just got banned and i was voted into being king of cumland. NillyWilly still thought that he had power over me and was trying to give my power to Carl. He later began doxing me with a picture of my forehead for no reason except to get back at me. My first order of business was to destroy the observatory tower he was forcing me to build when i obviously didnt want to. Then the 8 of us destoyed NillyWillys house. After that i added Henry and Turkeyy back to the Kingdon since they had just recently been kicked for showing people the war crimes that Nihlwi commited. We created a gravestone in the place where his old house was with Joe69's (Nyhlwis alt) confession letter.
Feb/26/2021 Day 2
The messages from NillyWilly continue. We created a new flag for cumland to try to distance ourselves from Nyhlwis rein. Also because the original looked very bad. Nilly continues to bully and lie about me on reddit which eventually gets him banned from there
Feb/27/2021 Day 3
Today i leraned that Rocks join back to the server i felt very happy about that as i was the main reason he was kicked from cumland. I immediately allied Rose Island (rocks town) into FCS. Well i attempted to anyway. Still dont know who the leader of FCS is. Today i was thinking of promoting turkey, henry, nad Carl to Co-leaders and making a sort of council. But Sudrex told me that i shouldn't do anything like that right now because Nihlwi might have mroe Alt accounts and could destroy cumland. Sundex created an official cumland museum. Which is nice since we have a lot of important documents that we have to handle. Including this one. Today i also started upgrading the FCS building.
Feb/28/2021 Day 4
Today is the day that i actually started this journal. So there may have been things i missed in the first 3 days. Anyway today i started creating the underground villager farm that Nyhlwi said i couldn't do. it feels really nice to be able to do whatever i want.
Mar/1/2021 Day 5
Today Cumland disbanded from FCS on account that the leader hasnt been on in a month. I also got added to the Okbc Museum as a diamond armor. Today i became the first outsider to ever visit Noccia.
Mar/3/2021 Day 7
Today Nilly Williamson join the discord server and immediatly got band. If he didnt act like such a dick all the time we would be easier on him. And he might Even get unbanned. Another thing is that a giant chunk glitch happened right infront of our base today and the mods wont by anything about it even though it's probably their fault.
Mar/4/2021 Day 8
Today a giant bedrock box appeared above our base. By using glitches we could see that there was a command block inside. We feared it had something to do with Nilly Williamson but that was just speculation.
Mar/7/2021 Day 11
Today we finally merged with hazbin hotel. Their portal has been on out land for so long and its actually how i found this place in the beginning. Anyway now we have a direct way into the nether and better yet a direct way to the Shopping district. AND we're currently building a store at the bottom of the hazbin hotel. I still need to get permission from kirby tho.
Mar/9/2021 Day 13
Today Nilly started messaging me on discord again. he said that he was sorry and that he messed up alot. Props to him for not blaming it on being bipolar and his past trauma. I do believe that he's bipolar tho, he acts very different sometimes.
Mar/10/2021 Day 14
I promised Nilly that if he ever got unbanned then i would make him the new king.
Mar/15/2021 Day 19
I've been thinking about leaving cumland for awhile now. I get bored easily and cant really commit to things. Anyway i do want to leave cumland. it was cool at first being able to build whatever but now i wnat to do other things like join noc or take ownership of hazbin hotel. i worked so hard on making the bottom part of hazbin hotel but now kirby left it and i can't claim it so i guess its just gone? I also regret promising nilly that he would be king cuz i have to wait for him to get back and i don't know how long that will be.
Mar/16/2021 Day 20
Noc let me in as a guest. I Can only use 4 chunks in the wild. Hopfully they'll let me i completely.
Mar/18/2021 Day 22
Final Day
Today I finally left cumland. Mininam said they'll do another vote to see if i can come in. I passed my crown down to my second in command Carl_Benjamin who was supposed to be king originally. Another thing that happened today was that B0rbe spent about half an hour making me bee wings. Which was a really cool thing to do. (even though i now realize that bee wings are really bad).
Mar/19/2021
Post-CumKing
Got accepted into Noc finally. I wanted to join noc when i first joined and i saw them talking about how cool the trans bee was. So duh i wanted to see it. But it was private. I hope everything goes good in cumland. And i hope that if nilly comes back, he'll be let back in.
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Jesus christ i just wrote a book about being the king of a minecraft town called cumland, i need to start talking to girls
- ToddDaOne, CumKing
NOC CONVENTIONS

A book written by Sotarnicus, donated at an unknown point in time. The text is as follows:

by Sotarnicus
Copy of a Copy
>NOC CONVENTIONS<
This book hereby details all of the Rules and Regulations for war against any person, city, or being. Any people caught breaking this strict ruleset will be raped and killed on sight.
>CONVENTION ONE<
Strictly NO items are to be used that have been spawned through commands or given by moderators. This includes enchantment values of insane strengths. This does not include Infernal Enchantments.
>CONVENTION TWO<
Any other Dimensions such as The Nether, The End, and subsequent End Islands are strictly SAFE ZONES. No PVP or griefing should be continued there unless a combatant travels through to exploit this rule.
>CONVENTION THREE<
No Admins/Operators are to use their admin rank during war. This includes summoning mobs to give advantages, going creative, giving people potion effects, and any other ways they may interfere with a clean fight.
>CONVENTION FOUR<
No INTENTIONAL griefing of any registered towns during War. Withers and Creepers are exceptions to this rule as the explosionst hey create are reversed within a short time frame.
>CONVENTION FIVE<
No Spawn-Killing/Camping of Combatants if they do not fight back after death. Once they bring out their sword or otherwise weapon you are permitted to kill them. If they surrender you should leave them alone.
>CONVENTION SIX<
Non-Combatants are to be ignored and not attacked while they are not participating in war. This includes travellers, Builders, Farmers, and otherwise people who do not have a weapon equipped.
>CONVENTION SEVEN<
Surrendering is achieved by writing "I SURRENDER" in all caps in chat, de-equipping your weapons, and crouching in place. Any attempt to surrender to someone to kill them is a War Crime and should be considered breaking these rules from pg. 1
>CLOSING NOTES<
Any attempt to abuse any found loophole in these rules with be met with rape and murder. If you break one, you break all of them. War is a fun thing to do when bored but breaking these will get you in deep shit.
THIS STRICT GUIDELINE BOOK IS HEREBY SIGNED WITH AUTHORITY OF MAJOR MEMBERS OF THE SERVER
Mayor Miniman, of Noc: nammy
Sudrex. of The Museum: Ranger Sudrex
Cumking Todd: Signed
RocksX Rose Island: X
xBushia, leader of The Final Order; SIgned
Archduke Minerft of Floppa Herx: Signed
SimplyFwox of Neko-Ville: thumbs up emoji
Gooobert of Rock Botteom: I agree with some things, but dissagre with others
M1sterL1cker of floppa herx: fuckstick
DziadekMax of Noc/Hyperloop: Signed
Sotarnicus of noc/the hyperloop: splink
This is the first rendition of the Noc Conventions. Follow them or else risk getting raped, murdered, and your bloodline curse.
An Apolagy To

Written by RJ04 as an apology for sexist comments made toward player SimplyFwox, it is unknown when or how this original was donated to the museum.

by RJ04
Original
Dear SimplyFwox, Im so sorry for being sexist towards you, it just shocked me because I thought you were male and tbh I am not that good with women as you can tell. Anyways I hope you can forgive me and I understand if you can't
nnayton's Heads

Carnage from a newbie massacre, donated by Sotarnicus. The accompanying book details:

by Sotarnicus
Original
Another Donation from Sotar
This guy joined the other day and instantly took bosnia's beacon. I managed to kill him with a beheading sword 7 times. There are only 7 of these in existence and no more can be created by survival means as he was banned shortly after. I will donate 3 of these and keep the rest for personal collection

The remaining heads mentioned remain unrecovered.

fnafScatporn

Despite the terror this name instills, this document is actually a deed of a duel. Donated at an unknown time, the text reads:

by xBushia
Original
07.03.2021
the grind vs creative battle
dziadek_max challenges xBushia to a duel with the condition that he is allowed to use all his items and xBushia can gear up in vanilla creative. After 2:05m of fighting, xBushia died to an end crystal.

While seemingly unbelievable, Slimefun paired with Infernal Mobs' loot allowed players to reach virtual immortality, easily beating vanilla creative items.

FINAL MESSAGE

Purportedly the confession of one of Nihlwi's accomplices, it was donated at an unknown time. It reads:

by Joe_69_
Original
My username is Joe_69_
Here's a list of crime i committed
1) Grief oregon 2
I was the on who greif oregon 2 i did that because i heard Grant already moved the world files I thought it was real and i stop whatever i was building then i got very bored and decided to grief for fun.
2)Interfering with dreamsmp
I interefered the dreamsmp i did 15 of the things ont he list. I thought It'll be funny if i build a massive cock statue and lava cast at dreamsmp
3) I built a lavacast at shittown
I got bored and decided to build a lava cast at a shitty town
4) Hacks cilent
i use hack cilent
Please Ban Me.
read page 4 and 5
i know about the bosnia griefing thing it was nihlwi i feel guilty about RocksXiiX he did nothing and he got banned from the server i don't think he deserve it i have a screenshot that can proof nihlwi was the griefer and i sent it my griend and my friend sent it to an admin i hope you can consider not banning nihlwi
sussy cummy amongus peter griffin